"On a sunny afternoon, I sat on a spacious bench with a thick book in hand. ”

"Beside me, a woman with long hair and waist reached my waist, gently leaning on my shoulders and whispering in my ear. ”

"I stroked her hair, and at the same time, a breeze came in my face, gently blowing the corners of our clothes, and we looked at each other and smiled, secretly agreeing to each other......"

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Forehead!

All of the above are just my crooked thoughts and are for reference only.

However, then again, as a little dick who has lived for eighteen years, I haven't touched a girl's hand for eighteen years, and even now I, who will blush even when I look at a girl's face, actually received an invitation from our school flower today, which is a bit unbelievable.

However, although I was very surprised, who is my brother, the handsome and handsome classmate Yang Fan, even if he can't break down in his heart, he still has a hard mouth and must go.

You say go, then we won't be able to hold this dress now. So after thinking about it, we decided to make a good deal of ourselves, and then the next very embarrassing side happened.

It happened in our dorm, oh, forgot to mention it. My name is Yang Fan, a freshman at a third-rate university, after experiencing military training and three months of college life, I suddenly have no interest in such a life of eating and waiting for death.

However, who made us not study hard in the first place. Otherwise, I worked hard again, and now I may be on the Weiming Lake of Peking University...... Rafting!

But it's come to this point, let's not talk about anything else, although we didn't take the last two exams, but we don't care about those...... Oh no. I can't talk about us now, if you want to talk about me, after all, I met with other school girls......

To get back to the point, in our four-person dormitory, the two rich and powerful people at this time went outside.

As a hard-working writer, although we are going to date the school girl, as an Internet person, we must still do the promise we made to readers.

I thought about it, come back to catch up with the next chapter, but now the two bodies on the bed, you guys like this, that, what, is it really good?

All right!

Although I am just a junior brother, I Yang Fan also has backbone.

However, I stood here and watched for five minutes, and you two were transparent to me, which is a bit too much!

Do you think that if I don't make a sound, you can do whatever you want?

All right!

Brother can't be provoked and can't hide, take the computer brother and leave now!

In this way, I held my third-hand computer worth 2,500 yuan and resolutely left this wonderful ...... Ho hoo, resolutely left this place that erodes people's hearts.

At this time, on the edge of the artificial lake on the campus, on the benches, I was holding the computer and struggling to code words, there were no waist-length beauties, no sultry breezes, not even willow trees.

Dreams shattered?

That's not it, although my brother's goal is the platinum god, but now it's better to support the family!

Thinking about my current tuition fee of tens of thousands of yuan a year, it is a heavy burden on my body!

Oh yes.

I just sat on the bench and wrote the last chapter of my twenty books, and I felt a little sad when I saw the finale above.

After two years of writing, I have finished twenty books, but this achievement is too touching!

Although writing books is my hobby for Yang Fan, a second-rate website has been resurrected after many projects by me, and has made millions of dollars.

You're a girl, the book I worked so hard to write, but no one even reads it, what the hell is it!

Okay, when I read the book review below, I immediately felt that I had really eaten a dog in the past two years.

I make illusions on the female frequency, and write romance on the male frequency, the nature of my behavior is like saying to a boy that I like you, and to a girl saying that you protect me, okay?

Therefore, Yang Fan Yang Shaoxia, who is handsome and resolute, I am ready to abandon the first 20 failures and carry out my new creation again, I believe that those who persist will win!

For three hours in a row, my mind was like urine, my hands turned into afterimages on the keyboard, and my head was full of YY mood, it seems that it was really a big mistake not to write about the city before, otherwise maybe I Yang Fan would be a god now.

That's it.,I wrote until two o'clock in the afternoon at one time.,I was going to continue writing.,But the phone has reminded me that it's three o'clock this afternoon.,It's time to date with the school flower.,And then I looked at the book I had just updated.,I resolutely gave it up.,After all, no matter how good the book is.,Compared with the invitation of the beauty.,It's a little pale.。

I hastily cleaned up, put the snack bag I had eaten simply, put it in my backpack, and then shone myself in the water, admired it for twenty seconds, and then prepared to go to the appointment.

Why don't I prepare well, you ask?

Then you're out.,Date with the school girl.,If you prepare carefully.,It's going to be a bad ride.。

As a god who is familiar with this subject, although I am only a theorist, the thousands of romance routines in my head are enough to outline a smart person in love like me.

Walking to the school gate, I looked at the tall buildings behind me out of the corner of my eye, I couldn't afford to eat, I couldn't afford to eat.

As a hard-pressed student who has just entered his freshman year, what kind of French restaurant, what kind of Michelin three-star chef, what kind of steak and the like, then there is no relationship with us.

However, today's situation is special after all, I thought about it for a while, and felt that if I invited the goddess to eat noodles at the noodle stall, I would be beaten to death by her fans, so I was heartbroken for thirty minutes before I resolutely walked to a crayfish shop.

Don't laugh at me, this crayfish is not cheap, it costs 60 yuan a catty, and they are also hard-working college students, you should be able to understand my current mood!

Although the other party is a beauty, these flashy things will not give you a sense of material fullness when you are on the third watch in the middle of the night.

I'm a sincere person, and I resolutely won't use my living expenses for half a month or even a month to pretend to be forced in front of girls, and then when I come back, I don't have any shit, so I eat instant noodles for a month, and I can't even mix instant noodles.

Sitting in the crayfish shop, seeing the signboard of "Goddess Lobster Shop" above, the corners of my mouth still rose unconsciously.

Although I personally think that lobsters have nothing to do with girls, I am still ashamed to think that this is what attracted me to this shop.

The proprietress came up to urge the food, although I was very hungry, after all, I hadn't eaten since the morning, but when I touched the bag in my pocket that was less than 500 yuan, I still endured the pain, and said with a chic face: "Hello sister, I'm waiting for a classmate here, don't order food now." ”

The proprietress left satisfied, I clutched my chest, thinking that if I sold my soul like this, would I be thundered by the sky!

But now that things have happened, it's too late to regret it, so I just continue to wait, and continue to drink tea after tea.

By the time the tea was almost spitting up, note that this was not a clerical error. Because I feel that at this time, there may be more tea than blood in my stomach. But for the sake of waiting for the goddess of my heart, I can still support this bit of suffering.

After a long time, he came out, still holding the pipa and half covering his face.

Although I felt that the Pipa Girl was not comparable to the goddess at all, after waiting for a full two hours, holding my bulging tea belly, I felt for the first time that I was so unproductive, not only unproductive, but also a pervert.

This matter has to be put on someone else, and it is estimated that they will turn around and leave. But who made my buddy lustful, who gave me the courage to persevere, just like this, I waited for another hour, and the goddess I thought of appeared in my eyes.

In other words, to evaluate whether a girl is good or not, first of all, it must be divided into four parts, and if I say this, it may be a little obscene, but this is exactly what I have worked hard to summarize after millions of words.

First of all, whether a girl is good or not, you must first look at the legs, followed by the evenness of the limbs, then the ordinary people look at the face, and then the breasts and buttocks that belong to the perverts.

In fact, I think that for a girl, the latter two can be used, that is, they can be changed.

But the skeleton is impossible to change.

From the limbs of a girl, we can find many things, like the goddess standing in front of me, he is wearing a white tight T-shirt, under the collapse of tight jeans, and a pair of sneakers as white as snow under his feet.

That's right, that's all I can't handle. People may think that I am unproductive, but for me who is only 18 years old, this is already a very self-restraint.

Think about when I was eight years old, peeking at the widow next door taking a shower, with a group of small children, and finally only catching me.

You must know that I ran the fastest, but after wiping the blood from my nose, I showed an embarrassed expression for the first time at a young age, and this incident became a pain in my life, so I swore that even if I did * in the future, I should be a principled person.

To be honest, I'm not ugly, I'm even a little handsome. Although he may not be tall, he at least has a masculine momentum, otherwise how can he still have the confidence that Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his color remained unchanged under such an offensive.

"Brother Fan, I'm sorry I'm late, the student union is so busy today that I can't take a break. I'll be here as soon as that's done. Ye Ziyun stuck out her tongue in embarrassment, staring at me with beautiful eyes, her eyes full of shyness.

"Well, I know about this, you are busy,......" Yang Fan said, that is, I am not salty.

Seeing my look, the beauty opposite was unhappy, her face changed suddenly, and her voice became cold: "What do you mean, everyone has already apologized, are you still angry with me?"

"I'm sorry, I've never been mad at you...... Oh yes. Is there anything about you that makes me angry, your looks?"

Seeing this, if you think I'm just a junior brother dating a girl, then you're really out.

Although there is no problem with the above, I am also a senior love expert, and I matched ten couples in our class when I was in high school.

Because there were only twenty-one people in our class.

Although I feel that I am very great and have a kind heart for the sake of others, I really have no idea at all in the face of the beautiful woman in front of me now.

Yes, I must admit that the girl in front of her is very beautiful, with a delicate face, plus a pair of bright long hair, double eyelids, melon seed face, and delicate makeup, her face is very clear.

However, this is in the case of ignoring those eyes.

As a battle-hardened ...... An old bookworm who has been in the bookstore for a long time, I can obviously see a faint disdain and a hint of disdain in this girl's eyes.

The brain is spinning rapidly, and you can know at once that this girl's purpose is clear.

Without leaving a trace, I looked to the side, and on the bag she brought, a pinhole camera that was not easy to find was in my eyes.

He smiled disdainfully, and I thought it was very funny for such a method. But he still said politely: "Beauty, is this what you called me to talk about these things?"

"If so, please forgive me for not being able to accompany me. I still have something to do, so I'll go first. ”

After saying this, I quickly grabbed my computer bag, but I regretted it at the time. This woman is obviously here to deal with me, and if I don't do something about her, it will really insult my nickname of the little prince of love, but I obviously don't want to have anything to do with him, so I just walked away.

Looking at the girl's stunned expression from the corner of her eye, she was still secretly happy in her heart, Brother Fan, I kept my bottom line, and finally became a real man, although the process was a little bland, but the ending was still touching, just like that, I walked out of the crayfish shop.

But just walked out, I was stunned for a moment, I didn't order any dishes, my stomach is very hungry now, I raised my hand and looked at my watch, it was already more than seven o'clock in the evening, I thought about it, and then I was going to find a place to eat, after all, people are iron rice is steel, and I am hungry and panicked if I don't eat a meal.