"It's called... Xishan Nursing Home!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, especially Wu Daozi had an urge to vomit blood: "Master, your name is too arbitrary, right?"

"Yes, I originally thought that the name Mole Ant Gate would show your language achievements, but now it seems that your language is worse than I imagined!" Fu Ning also looked at Mo Bei blankly.

Mo Bei shrugged his shoulders: "What can I do? What do you say I can do?" There are only fourteen people in the Ant Gate plus me, but there are thirteen old goods, yes, that is to say, you guys, can you have that name more appropriate than Xishan Nursing Home?"

Wu Daozi and the others immediately stopped talking, you said that you received some masters at the peak of the foundation building period, let me ask if there are young masters in the foundation building period in addition to the six super sects, where are there young masters in the foundation building period?

"Well, from now on, it will be called Xishan Nursing Home. Mo Bei said seriously, and then directly took out those few top-grade spiritual weapons and distributed them to the new additions... The few cultivators in the nursing home made them all very excited, and they swore allegiance to Mo Bei again and again.

"Boss... No, it's time to call you Dean. Wu Daozi had a serious expression on his face: "Dean, I estimate that the reward order of the Heavenly Master Palace should be useless, after all, we don't have many casual cultivators in Huaxia, and we have killed hundreds of people before, even if someone wants that bounty, I am afraid that they will not dare to climb the mountain, and now I am only worried about one thing." ”

"What's the matter?" Mo Bei asked casually.

Wu Daozi said: "If I guessed correctly, the Heavenly Master Palace is estimated to personally get rid of you this time, after all, they can't let you grow up." ”

"Are you afraid?" asked Mo Bei.

Wu Daozi sneered: "Lao Tzu is afraid of him! What is so great about the Heavenly Master Palace? Although they are one of the existence of the super sects, do they have the best spiritual weapons? As long as we don't attack the Heavenly Master Palace, even if we kill the head of the Heavenly Master Palace, what can we do? Even if the Heavenly Master Palace has an old monster in the infancy stage, they will not make a move until the time of life and death. ”

"I'm not inflated, I'm not floating, let's just put it this way, the so-called six super sects are scum in my eyes. Don't say that we have thirteen top-grade spiritual weapons, even if there is only one of them, it can deter each other. ”

Although Wu Daozi kept saying that he didn't float and didn't swell, everyone rolled their eyes in unison, and even the six super sects have become scum in your eyes, do you dare to say that you don't swell?

I believe you're a big-headed ghost, you're a bad old man.

Ghost Puzi spoke: "What the vice dean said is right, we can ignore the six super sects now, if they really dare to come, we must not be able to spare them." However, the following rules need to be enforced before then. ”

"What house rules?" the crowd wondered.

Ghost Puzi looked at Wu Daozi and said: "When the vice president talked to the dean just now, he called himself Lao Tzu, which is already guilty of the following crimes of great disrespect, and should be punished by cutting in half according to the crime.

"I'm drafting uncle!" Wu Daozi immediately became angry: "Okay, you ghost, do you look at me and want to me? Last time you smoked the whip, Lao Tzu endured it, after all, Lao Tzu really made a mistake that time." Even if I verbally offended the dean just now, but your first offense is too far-fetched, isn't it? You're obviously just asking for trouble with me, you can't just mess with people just because you're a law enforcement elder, right?"

Everyone else didn't dare to say anything, but the eyes that looked at the ghost Puzi were very unfriendly, Yaya, even the vice president was so obvious, if he accidentally offended him in the future, would there be a good life?

Ghost Puzi snorted lightly: "Elder Ben is an elder of law enforcement, representing the rules of the Xishan Nursing Home, how can he use his power for personal gain?"

"Then why do you say that Lao Tzu is a first-time offender?" Wu Daozi had an angry expression on his face, if it weren't for the fact that Ghost Puzi had survived the catastrophe, he would have to teach this old thing a lesson today.

Ghost Puzi said: "Today is the first day of the establishment of my Xishan Nursing Home, isn't it the first offense?"

Burst!

People want to vomit blood, what the is okay?

You're too upright!

"I've done it, right?" Wu Daozi said dejectedly.

Ghost Puzi looked at the two old fellows who had just arrived: "I have a leather whip and a candle in that cave, you two go and carry out the punishment, remember, fifty leather whips, plus fifty drops of candle oil, if you lack this elder, you will never forgive." ”

"Yes!"

And then...

No more, then.

Not far away, there was the sound of whipping leather, and Wu Daozi's angry roar: "Fuck your uncle, just drop it on your chest, don't drip it!"

"Vice president, don't yell, my hands will shake as soon as you yell!" An old man was full of nervousness, and on the first day he joined the Xishan Nursing Home, he punished the deputy head, which forced him to blow for a lifetime.

", it's quite rhyming!" Wu Daozi laughed angrily, and then said: "Let's drop it in another place, well, just drop it on your stomach." ”

"Good. ”

", I let you drip on your stomach, what are you doing with my belly button?" Wu Daozi was angry again.

"I'm targeting your belly button so it doesn't drip anywhere else. The old man smiled.

Wu Daozi said impatiently: "Okay, okay, hey, you poured all the candle oil into my navel, right? Why don't you put a candle in and light Lao Tzu as a candle?"

"Is that okay?" asked the old man, dumbfounded.

"Is your head full of?Can't you tell the difference between good and bad words?" Wu Daozi was furious.

The old man scratched his head: "Vice Dean, don't roar, I forgot how many drops you dropped just now!"

Burst!

Wu Daozi had an urge to vomit blood: "Then what should I do?"

"I... I don't know!" the old man was so frightened that he was about to cry.

The voice of the ghost puzi came: "Then let's drip again!"

"That's a good offer. "Mo Bei was amused, although the Xishan Nursing Home is a group of old goods, it is undeniable that there is still a lot of joy to stay with this group of old goods, and the atmosphere is very harmonious.

At this moment, the Celestial Master came running in the distance, holding a white hare in his mouth.

Seeing the hare, Mo Bei also wanted to eat rabbit meat, and immediately took out the broken blade and disemboweled, and at this time, the old man from the ghost Puzi came over and said, "Dean, I won't tell you, when I saw this hare, I thought of a song." ”

"What song?" Mo Bei asked casually.

Ghost Puzi cleared his throat and hummed: "Little white rabbit, white and white, two ears up, cut the wrist artery and cut the meridians, it's so cute to be motionless, pick up the skin and chop it into pieces, put it in the pot and fry it, add water to cover it, and sprinkle coriander before it comes out of the pot!"

Mo Bei was stunned: "This is okay?"