Chapter 958: Chicken, Dog and Bear
"Are we really going to wake those two doormen up?"
Standing under the school wall, Gao Ya looked at his watch, "It's past two o'clock in the morning, I'm a little embarrassed." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Bai Fan rubbed up the wall like a monkey, "Where can I do this, we have all climbed this wall one hundred and eighty times, and I can climb over it with my eyes closed." ”
He smirked, then jumped down.
Whoa.
He was too carried away, and the back of his clothes hung on the sharp cone of the steel guardrail of the fence, and the whole person hung on it, like old bacon waiting for the winter to dry.
"it!"
Bai Fan lowered his voice and screamed.
Chen Guang and the others were so happy.
"You're just thankful for letting you get a good idea, it's not bad if I didn't give you **. ”
Chen Guang picked up a branch from the ground and stabbed it straight at the buttocks.
"Brother Guang, don't make trouble! I'm so panicked now!"
"Didn't I want to stab you down?"
Xiong Er roared indifferently, "I'm coming!"
Then he didn't know where to touch a big stick with a calf-thick thickness, and poked it on the white lady's buttocks.
The white lady screamed, and really gave Xiong Er a hard poke to break free of the sharp cone, and fell down with her legs between her legs, fortunately, this thing is small but agile, and she landed with her legs in the posture of a gymnast, full marks!
The other people were startled by the surprise of the White Lady and Xiong Er, and they looked left and right, and no one was sure of it.
Some things are really weird, no matter how high your status is, when you do something like stealing chickens and dogs like climbing over the wall, you are subconsciously panicked.
Gao Ya whispered, "Don't howl, what if you don't lose someone if you show it?" I said Bai Fan, you're too vegetable, right?"
As she spoke, she also pulled the railing with both hands, and turned over three times and five by two, and landed more neatly and beautifully.
Lin Jingwei, who only raised his palms and planned to support her ass below, looked at the air with blank eyes, most afraid that the air would suddenly be quiet.
Chen Guang patted him on the shoulder very sympathetically, and found a particularly strong girlfriend, which is also a disadvantage, if you want to take the opportunity to eat some tofu, you have no chance.
Next, Xiong Er and Lin Jingwei flipped over one after the other, leaving Chen Guang and Sun Xiaoxun still outside.
A few people inside turned around and elegantly urged: "Hurry up, tomorrow you have to take the second professional class in the morning." ”
Sun Xiaoxun looked at the big hole in the white lady's clothes a little nervously, and whispered: "I, I'm a little scared." ”
Gao Ya's eyes rolled, "Don't turn it over if you're afraid, didn't the doorman say it just now, the conditions of the hotel upstairs in Qingyaxuan are really good." ”
Lin Jingwei nodded, "Well, that's right, especially the love room!"
Gao Ya knocked on his head with a big chestnut, "I want you to speak! I want you to speak! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as a dumb person! How good are you? How great is it?"
Sun Xiaoxun's face turned red, Chen Guang also rolled his eyes, and looked back at Sun Xiaoxun, originally planning to help Lin Jingwei exonerate and let her not care about the ridiculous ridicule.
I never thought that under this look, Chen Guang's heart was churning, to be reasonable, although you are blushing, your eyes are shining!
I don't know why, I'm a little panicked, and I feel a little sorry for her.
Forget it, I'll coax it first!
I really don't have that kind of mind right now.
Sun Xiaoxun saw Chen Guang looking at him with a thoughtful look, thinking that he was really thinking about taking himself to do something at this time, and subconsciously wanted to be reserved, but when the words came to his lips, he became it, "I, I really don't dare to turn it over, my clothes are looser than Bai Fan's, in case I hang it up, it will be troublesome." ”
Chen Guang was shocked, when did the courage of the squad leader Sun become so fat?
She clearly meant something!
couldn't let her continue to play, Chen Guang decided to send her over neatly, coughed lightly, and said, "Little Case, do you want to see the power of martial arts masters?"
As he spoke, he grabbed Sun Xiaoxun's waist, and according to his idea, with a slight lift of breath after a while, he could take her from this side of the fence to that side of the fence as he often does on TV.
Unexpectedly, Sun Xiaoxun was softened by his waist, his face turned redder, his hands subconsciously hugged his waist, and almost half of his body was pasted up, "People here...... There are a lot of people, don't say such things, I'm sorry. ”
Chen Guang, who was about to lift his breath, almost let out a breath to the soles of his feet, "Where do you want to go!"
Sun Xiaoxun looked back at him, although his face was red, he still had the courage to ask in wonder, "I...... I also know that you are very good, but, it doesn't matter, I can. ”
Her voice became lower and lower, almost like a mosquito, if it weren't for Chen Guang's ears being sharp enough, he wouldn't be able to hear it clearly.
A few people inside the fence had already turned around and were about to leave.
Gao Ya still hehehe, "Go, go, really go, we will definitely keep this matter secret from you, and the woman will not be in the middle of it." ”
Chen Guang finally reacted, I'm amazing for you, what I said is not the one you think, okay!
You've expanded your thinking a little bit!
"What are you thinking? That's what I'm talking about!"
Can't delay it any longer, otherwise the situation is really out of control today, Chen Guang grabbed Sun Xiaoxun's waist and strengthened her hand, hugged her tightly, and flicked her feet on the ground.
Under the stunned gaze of Lin Jingwei, Gao Ya, Bai Fan and Xiong Jin, who had just turned around and were about to continue to make fun of the two, Chen Guang hugged Sun Xiaoxun with one hand and pulled onions on dry land, and like a rocket taking off, he rose into the air from the same place.
The two of them rose until they were about three meters above the ground, and then they stopped the upward momentum, just past the railing, and then fell lightly to the ground inside.
Sun Xiaoxun was still hanging on Chen Guang with half of his body, blinking his eyes, and he didn't react to what was going on.
Several others were also dumbfounded.
"Ahh
Sun Xiaoxun, who realized it later, finally opened his mouth and screamed.
Fortunately, Chen Guang moved quickly and covered her mouth, "Don't scream! It's not a big deal! This is light work! It's just light work! The kind that is played every day in TV dramas!"
It took a long time for him to let Sun Xiaoxun settle down, but the other few people had already been killed, looking him up and down like monsters.
"Awesome, my brother, where the hell did you go to learn?"
The white lady was shocked.
Xiong Er rushed up neatly, plopped his knees and landed on the ground, "The teacher is on top!
Lin Jingwei had known his ability for a long time, and in order to cooperate with others, he could only pretend to be surprised.
However, with the precedent of Xiong Er's apprenticeship at this moment, Lin Jingwei was actually a little moved, but he knew more than ordinary people, and he understood that it was almost a fool's dream to learn internal strength at his age, and after all, he still endured it and didn't throw this person.
Gao Ya squinted his eyes and came up, "You accidentally missed a hand again, Chen Guang, what kind of secret are you hiding?
Sun Xiaoxun had already been let go by Chen Guang, and quietly turned around and looked at him expectantly, in fact, Gao Ya asked this question, she had always wanted to ask, but she was embarrassed to open her mouth.
Chen Guang shook off the hair that had grown fresh for a short time, "It seems that I have to admit it to you now." ”
"What?"
Everyone looked at him in amazement, feeling that what he was going to say next might be a great secret.
"Actually......"
Chen Guang deliberately lengthened his voice.
Everyone's eyes widened, their breathing became tighter and tighter, and everyone was engrossed in it, for fear of missing a word.
"Actually, I'm from Namek, the prince of Namek. ”
"Get out!"
"Dead open!"
"Okay, I was talking nonsense, and what I'm saying below is true. ”
"I advise you not to kill yourself. ”
"Have you ever seen Frozen Wonder Hero? Actually, I am a Mingjiao who has been frozen for thousands of years, and I have reintegrated into modern society by studying in college after I wake up. ”
"Kill him!
A few people were making a fuss, and the school policeman who was patrolling at night finally noticed something strange here, and walked towards this side with a flashlight, shouting loudly as he walked, "What are you doing!
When the crowd saw this, they exclaimed.
Chen Guang simply picked up Sun Xiaoxun on his back, and took the lead to run.
Several other people also shrank their necks, and they didn't care about interrogating Chen Guang's "details" anymore, so they ran away.
The school police over there pretended to chase for a while, but in the end they didn't chase deeply.
He could be sure that the identities of this group of people were several students, so there was no need to chase after them.
The school police sometimes seem to be vicious, but in fact, they don't usually think about how to catch these naughty students.
After some tossing, Sun Xiaoxun and Gao Ya were sent back to the girls' dormitory, and Chen Guang and the four went back to the boys' dormitory.
On the way back, Lin Jingwei teased, "I said Brother Guang, you are really, such a good opportunity, why did you bear to let go of Class Leader Sun?"
Chen Guang looked at him and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "I'm not worthy of her." ”
Lin Jingwei was stunned, "Huh?
Chen Guang shrugged his shoulders and pointed to his left chest, "You know me, there are some things I like to show off, but some things are actually difficult to say, I'm a person, it's quite complicated, in fact, I've tried very hard to restrain myself, but there will always be some unexpected situations." ”
After returning to the dormitory, Xiong Er mentioned the matter of apprenticeship again, but Chen Guang simply dispelled his thoughts.
In fact, he could have tried the customized training of the cup in the middle realm for Xiong Er as he did when he cultivated Xue Lin.
But Xue Lin, as a well-trained special operations elite, has a survival rate of only 55.37 percent in customized training, Xiong Er seems to be tall and big, but after all, he is just an ordinary person, and his willpower cannot be compared with Xue Lin.
As for letting Xiong Erbai Lady and Lin Jingwei lay the foundation from scratch like ordinary martial artists, Chen Guang felt that it was better to save it.
is so talented, to put it bluntly, it is still the Holy Grail that can counterattack, otherwise even if there is a steady stream of medicinal materials provided by Wen Wen, I am afraid that there will be no blisters for more than ten or twenty years.
When Wen Wen taught "Danqing Scroll" to herself, didn't she also decide that she couldn't produce results without years of hard work, and planned to use this exercise to bolt herself to death?
Of course, Chen Guang also mastered some quick methods in the Zhenwu Continent, such as the Child's Divine Skill.
But even if it's a child's magic skill, it has to be physically entered before you can start cultivating, these young men are older, and now it's too late to lay the foundation.
Of course, Chen Guang is not in a hurry, now the Holy Grail of Tongtian is only a line of heaven, and when it is promoted to the third cloud elephant heaven, there may be some way to be safe at that time.
There is really that opportunity, the fraternity Chen Guang said that his relatives and friends, three friends and four friends, fox friends and dog friends, but all those who have a good relationship will not be left behind, and there are all of them.
So he comforted Xiong Er like this, he stroked Xiong Er's dog head, and said seriously: "Young man, don't worry, who are we with whom, brother, I am developed, can I forget you?" It's just that now is not the time, when my brother and I really practice to be invincible in the United States, and when I punch through the road of life and death, I will definitely take you to pretend to be forced to fly with you, okay?"
Xiong Er's eyes lit up, Lin Jingwei and the White Lady also leaned their heads over, and the three of them asked in unison, "Really?"
Chen Guang nodded, "Of course, there is a Tao for one person to attain the Tao, and the chicken and dog ascend to heaven." Chickens, dogs, and bears, although you are a little heavier, you don't have to run to the sky. ”
"Get out!"
After a night of talking, he finally talked about the other three people and couldn't lift their eyelids, and Chen Guang finally got a good night's sleep.
I woke up early in the morning, and it was another beautiful day.
The other three goods didn't have classes this morning, they were not as diligent as Gao Ya and Sun Xiaoxun, and they also took the second major.
Chen Guang pinched his fingers, but he had two small foreign Chinese languages.
Looking at the three goods who were still snoring like thunder, Chen Guang could only repay them with a round of envy, jealousy and hatred, and wished you a long sleep.
Unconsciously, it is already late autumn, and the air in the early morning is full of a thick coolness, although Chen Guang's body has already been practiced to the point that water and fire are inviolable, but there is a way that the weather is cool and autumn, and getting up early is not as good as a dog, and the laziness in the bones always seems particularly domineering in every cold morning.
He had already woken up, and when he opened his eyes in bed, he first opened his eyes, then closed his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again, time had been stolen for ten minutes.
Turning his head to look at the newly bought popcorn Pro6Plus next to his pillow, there were only fifteen minutes left before the first class, and he jumped up like a clockwork frog that had been tightened.
Three minutes to wash up, one minute to go downstairs.
From the time he got up to the time he trotted on the long bridge and nibbled on the bun and went straight to the first teaching building, it took less than eight minutes.
"Look! That's Chen Guang!"
A girl on the long bridge recognized him and screamed,
The girl's exclamation made more people pay attention to this beautiful man who was like the wind.
Looking for Chen Guang to ask for an autograph, this idea immediately appeared in the minds of many people.
However, when they saw clearly Chen Guang, who was trotting with ham and sa huan'er, while gnawing on steamed buns and gnawing on a mouthful of oil, without any astrological appearance, the idea of signing an autograph instantly collapsed.
Strange, I may have seen a fake star.
What kind of celebrity is this, it's no different from when we were late for class!
It's a shame to be a fan of him.
Really looking for him for an autograph?
Just when these people hesitated briefly, Chen Guang had already run across the long bridge.
They should be glad they hadn't seen the scene that hit them the hardest.
If they recognize that Chen Guang's mobile phone is the latest popcorn model that has been jokingly called **6P, they will be even more embarrassed.
Seeing that the popcorn mobile phone is about to go out of business, the spokesperson is only Zhang Quandan, who is rich in Kang, and the annual sales are not as good as those of other companies for a week, and Chen Guang will actually use it!
Do you have the consciousness to be a star?