Chapter 130: Nonsense

Jiang Xia called for a meeting for the first time, and You Fangfei was alarmed out of the office, "Jiang Xia, what kind of meeting?"

Gong Shan also came out of the piano room and said suspiciously: "Jiang Xia, you shouted for a meeting?"

"What's wrong with me calling for a meeting? Come on, hurry up and come to a meeting, I have something fun. Jiang Xia said, already holding a few pieces of A4 paper and running to the conference room.

The conference room was quickly filled with people, Zhang Pengpeng didn't come because of something, and the rest of the people all arrived. Jiang Xia presided over the meeting for the first time, standing at the forefront, a bit otherwise.

Jiang Xia coughed dryly twice and said: "Today, I will preside over the meeting, the theme of the meeting is, our studio should come up with some small works, a long-term work idea, what about the situation, I will type it on A4 paper, you first see if it is appropriate? ”

There isn't much on A4 paper.

Title: "Nonsense"

Category: Talk shows.

Moderator: Zhao Yongjiang.

Curator: Jiang Xia.

Late stage: Shen Yiyang.

Camera: Shen Yiyang.

Purpose: Expand the influence of Gongshan Studio, and find something to do for Zhao Yongjiang by the way.

Written by: Not yet. I plan to ask for a manuscript from the author of the web novel.

Program highlights: sharp complaints.

In just a few lines, Jiang Xia specially printed a lot of paper, and everyone in the studio looked at it in the clouds. I didn't understand what Jiang Xia was going to do if he wanted to do such a show.

Gong Shan took the lead in asking, "Jiang Xia, why did you suddenly have such an idea?"

Jiang Xia said: "An inexplicable flash of inspiration, isn't it?"

You Fangfei tapped on the table, staring at the things on the paper, thinking about something.

Zhao Yongjiang stared at the host's column, with excitement in his eyes.

Shen Fatzi was a little confused, there were four columns with names written in total, and he accounted for two ......

After waiting for a long time, no one spoke.

Jiang Xia continued: "That day, I watched Shanshan's performance on CCTV, that is, the day after the beating. Sitting alone in the audience was bored, and the birds chatted with people for a while, adding a large group of online authors. The people in it, fat people should be more familiar with reading novels, they are very funny, when I look back at their personal meager feelings, I find that they have a very special ability, and then I have an idea. It has something to do with some idler in our studio. ”

Everyone looked at Zhao Yongjiang together, if the studio was the most idle, Zhao Yongjiang deserved it. Shen Fatzi is also idle, but he will also do a little post-work. Jiang Xia is also idle, but after the new album was opened, he has been very busy. The real idler is only Zhao Yongjiang.

Zhao Yongjiang's eyes turned sideways twice and said, "Don't look at me, I know it's me, Jiangxia, you continue." ”

Jiang Xia smiled and continued: "These online authors, complaining about news and current affairs, often have some unique opinions, they also have a level of writing, and they often make up a joke or something. Then, the thin man remembers that you said that when you were in college, you were a host? Coincidentally, I just had a flash of inspiration, how good it would be to do a talk show. Make use of their jokes and skinny people in your spare time, and you can also make our studio famous. ”

"A talk show must not be done by one person, at least there must be a cameraman, so ...... Comrade Fatty, one can be a part-time cameraman, and the other can be engaged in post-production, what a good talent. The combination of the two of you is absolutely perfect. ”

He said a lot about it, and said what he thought.

You Fangfei finally stopped her finger tapping on the table and said: "The idea is very good, anyway, the thin man and the fat man are quite idle, the key is that you have made a budget? Where do you send a talk show? Do you want to sign a contract with a video company? Otherwise, how can you make a profit? You can't do it just by losing money." ”

The series of questions didn't ask Jiang Xia at all, Jiang Xia smiled: "Then it's none of my business, I just proposed, and the rest has to continue to be considered." ”

Gong Shan asked: "You continue to talk about your ideas, since you proposed, you must have your own ideas, let's talk about it, I don't believe you didn't do anything to prepare, so you proposed it dryly." ”

Jiang Xia smiled: "I have a little idea, if you want to hear it, I'll talk about it." ”

Say. You Fangfei said.

Jiang Xia said: "First of all, the host's image is a problem, I mean the thin man is mysterious, with a special headgear or something, so that everyone will be curious about what you look like, and they will keep paying attention to ......"

Before Jiang Xia finished speaking, You Fangfei was interrupted and said: "This is not good, although the thin man is idle in our place, he is also a little famous in the industry, and besides, when he comes to work here all day long, do you think the paparazzi are blind......"

After being told by You Fangfei for a long time, Jiang Xia had no choice but to say: "Okay, it's okay, it doesn't matter if you show up." Phew, it's better to do it, I'll be the host and show you a sample!"

"Oh, you still talk about stand-up comedy?" the crowd was surprised.

Jiang Xia scratched his head and said, "There must be a slip of the tongue, but it shouldn't be much of a problem." Come on, let's get ready to get started!"

The rest of the people were looking forward to seeing what kind of talk show Jiang Xia would make.

Jiang Xia really had a hazy idea when he watched them chat in the "Vomiting Blood Group", and after a meager sweep, he already had an idea, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt that he could get one.

In his previous life, when he was a keyboard warrior on the Internet, he really watched a lot of funny things, which was also related to Jiang Xia's personal style of watching videos, and he watched a lot of talk shows.

The first time I watched a talk show, I watched "Tonight's Post-80s Talk Show" on TV, and the host was Wang Zijian. At that time, Jiang Xia had not watched any talk shows, and when he saw it, he was instantly amused, and only then did he know that there was such a funny show.

After that, Jiang Xia also found a lot of talk shows on the Internet, most of which were designed by netizens themselves. Among them, Jiang Xia was most impressed by "The Big Incident", which was a talk show that really made Jiang Xia follow. From the first season to the fourth season, I witnessed the evolution of male gods from Tang Maru to Zhang Quandan, and met a number of rampant celebrities such as Xiaoyingge and Ah Xiang.

Jiang Xia didn't watch the rest of the talk shows for too long, but only paid attention to them occasionally, only "The Big Incident" must be watched every Friday and watched for many years.

He personally likes it, and the whole talk show is more positive, daring to satirize current affairs, and it is extremely spicy. When Bilibili watched the barrage, it was full of "no regrets in this life". Of course, Wang Nima's "big-headed dead pervert" is also ridiculed all day long.

"Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin", "What did the pangolin say", "My little friends and I were stunned" and other former stalks, Jiang Xia still remembers them vividly.

Now he says that he wants to have a talk show on the spot, and his main imitation object is still "The Big Incident", and in terms of online talk shows, he really only liked this one in his last life.

After thinking about it for a while, Jiang Xia can only find football to say, yes, the world's national football team is also playing bloody.

Standing at the front of the conference room, Jiang Xia thought about Wang Nima's lines in a certain major event, and imitated his cheap tone and began to speak.

"First of all, I want to tell you a good news, in the AFC Champions League final last Saturday, the magic capital Wanyu Club won the Asian championship for the second time, repeatedly defeated strong opponents, once again stood at the top of Asia, and received heavy trophies and pride as desired. ”

"Wan Yu's championship has brought great honor to Wan Yu's players, and it has also given these international players a positive name, and also given a heavy slap in the face to the national football management. ”

"Look at the four opponents of the national football team, Xiangjiang, 7 million, Karta, 2 million, Boudin, 740,000, and Mardaifu only 340,000. This TM is two city teams plus two county teams, and I can wake up with a smile when I dream, but the national football team is basically out. ”

"Afterwards, a small number of fans who didn't know the truth pointed the finger at the head coach of the national football team and his boss, saying that their level was too stinky, and this view was very superficial! Don't you think everything is very abnormal? Think about it, no matter how stinky it is, can it stink past Hong Kong feet? It doesn't make sense at all!"

"After my calm and objective reasoning, there is only one truth! This is football diplomacy~ Looking at the international political and economic environment, in recent decades, China's economic development has been rapid, its comprehensive national strength has increased rapidly, and its international status has been significantly improved. ”

The year before last, a small number of Chinese tourists in the country of demons uncivilized behavior, aroused the dissatisfaction of the local media, and the national football team immediately lost 1 to 5, calming the anger of the ladyboys in one fell swoop. This year, our compatriots in Xiangjiang, because of the matter of buying some milk powder and dumping some mobile phones, have had an awkward relationship with the mainland, and they are also the national football team, taking into account the overall situation, they would rather shoot all the shots on the door frame, and resolutely cannot win! With two zeros to zero, they have maintained a harmonious relationship, and they accidentally mistakenly entered one, but fortunately they were misjudged!"

"And Ikra, people are still fighting in China, and being able to watch two games is the only joy left, are you still embarrassed to win? Out of humanistic considerations, you have to lose! Karta, the host of the next World Cup, how faceless it is to be out of this tournament, is the national football team so blind? Lose! Stick countries, their fragile self-esteem needs to be carefully cared for, lose! Some countries have a good relationship with us, lose! Some countries are so miserable, they haven't been talked about in geography class, lose! The little brothers in Southeast Asia always say that they are bullied by us and lose! The local tyrants in West Asia should be counted on to sell us oil and lose! The little African brothers hold us in the United Nations every day and lose!"

When Jiang Xia said this, the people in the office were already laughing back and forth, and even the female compatriots who didn't watch football were laughing on the table.

Gong Shan lay on the table, buried his head in the table, his shoulders were shaking, and he couldn't laugh anymore, and Jiang Xia's talk show hadn't finished yet, he was standing in front of him, still talking about the words behind.