[232] It's too much of a bully
: Wu Daguang gestured to Liu Qi with his eyes: "This girl thinks that the doll you gave her was given to her." ”
"What? That's what I paid for. Zhang Erlai said.
"That's not all your fault, I don't leave any information when I give gifts, I still have something to do, so I'll leave first." "The atmosphere is very awkward, and it may be better for Wu Daguang to leave.
After Wu Daguang left, Liu Qi looked at Zhang Erlai, flattened his mouth, and shed tears of grievance.
"You're a bully. Liu Qi slammed the door and walked out.
Zhang Erlai looked at Wang Kun who was watching the excitement at a loss: "Wang Kun, you are from here, should I comfort An in this situation?"
Wang Kun picked up Wu Daguang's glass of water, the water temperature was just right: "As a person who has come over, in this case, it is best to wait for someone to dissipate their anger and say, and don't talk about this kind of thing everywhere, I definitely won't say it, Liu Qi must have a good face as a party, and he won't live or die, Brother Guang won't say it, if it leaks, it must be what you said." ”
"Don't say it absolutely, I definitely won't say it, it's also about my face. ”
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Wu Daguang walked on the street of the county, thinking about what happened just now, since Liu Qi came here, he could see that Liu Qi did not belong here, she always had to leave, when chatting in private, he also talked about family business, as a father, Wu Daguang thought from the perspective of a father, and would rather give up the opportunity of high salary than let his children gain a firm foothold in the big city.
Walking around the county, there is no place to go, thinking that I haven't been to the wedding courtyard for a long time.
Wu Daguang walked to the door of the wedding courtyard, saw that the courtyard was busy carrying things, and greeted a small worker, only to know that these people had just come back from a job.
As soon as he inquired where the big-mouthed monkey and the bamboo stick man went, the little worker motioned for Wu Daguang to look towards the reception room.
Half of the body of the big-mouthed monkey leaked from the window in the reception room, and he stood opposite him with bamboo sticks and a few employees, who each held a glass of water with a paper cup on top of their heads, and bit a chopstick in their mouths.
Wu Daguang walked into the reception room, and the stove had already risen in the reception room, and the room was warm.
"It's not cold enough to stretch out your hands, and your house is so warm that it's not too hot. Wu Daguang said.
The bamboo skewer with chopsticks in his mouth followed and said angrily: "I feel that the house is hot and sweaty, and the big-mouthed monkey is still too cold." ”
"When you're old, you can't take care of it. The big-mouthed monkey patted the belly of the bamboo skewer with a fly swatter: "Collect your belly, drink less wine in the future, you see the host on TV who has a beer belly and wants to eat this bowl of rice, just give me moderation." ”
"We're not TV hosts, so we need to be so strict. ”
"Fuck you're a big talker. The big-mouthed monkey scolded: "You ask Daguang, the job of the clothing direct sales office, my level, I am not higher than you? Why let you kid go, don't have points in your heart? Don't stand with innate advantages and no back pain, in this line, fight strength, you are far behind." ”
Wu Daguang echoed: "I didn't agree with the big-mouthed monkey words, but what I said today, I also have to give a thumbs up, there are elites in every line, there are big people who have advantages over you, if you don't work hard now, you will only see the heels of the elites in the future, young people, take a long-term view, there are cities outside the county, there are provinces outside the city, there are countries outside the province, and there are the world outside the country, you will guard this pimple in the county?" Marry a daughter-in-law, live a lifetime of firewood, rice, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and in the end lament that you were abandoned when you were young?"
It's rare for the big-mouthed monkey and Wu Daguang to talk together, and the big-mouthed monkey took a fly swatter and slapped the stomachs of several people one by one: "You all listen carefully, you don't believe what I said, now even Director Wu has spoken, you will eat less fat in the future, lose weight, you are thin like a monkey, eat his fat, what's the matter with your yellow head? Catch up and shave me, button me up, and expose a big breasted shop, except for the chest hair, what is there to show." ”
The bamboo stick bit the chopsticks and snickered on the side, and then the big-mouthed monkey swatted a fly over: "Laugh at the fart, you laugh, your belly, reduce or not?"
"Minus, must reduce. The bamboo stick didn't dare to refute.
Wu Daguang stretched his waist, and the big-mouthed monkey was finally willing to take out the real skills he had hidden.
Bamboo sticks They were trained by the big-mouthed monkey one by one to be obedient, Wu Daguang was on the bench, cross-legged Erlang's legs, and suddenly became curious about the big-mouthed monkey.
"Big-mouthed monkey, why haven't you been looking for a wife? You're not too young, don't you still have a niece, where are the people? I saw her eating with a bamboo stick two days ago. ”
"I'm not young, you don't have a master's family, and you still have the face to ask me? Xiaocui, I let him go back to his hometown, so that this kid can worry about bamboo sticks. ”
"What do you call me always worried, Xiaocui has to eat with me, can I not let me? Brother Guang, don't listen to his nonsense, Xiaocui will go back to harvest the crops, and when the crops are finished and dragged back, she will come back to work." ”
"You kid stand up, let you speak, you speak. The big-mouthed monkey scolded, and then looked at Wu Daguang: "Daguang, the boss gave me a good thing for the field job you introduced last time, and I haven't been willing to eat it until now, so I'll give you a taste." The big-mouthed monkey smiled and narrowed its small eyes.
"What's good?" Wu Daguang wondered.
The big-mouthed monkey walked under the table and took out a bag, which was wrapped in layers of newspapers, and the big-mouthed monkey walked up to Wu Daguang with a bunch of newspapers and put it on the coffee table.
"Open it up, you definitely haven't eaten it. The big-mouthed monkey smiled even more heartily.
Wu Daguang suspiciously opened layer after layer of newspapers, and a foul smell wafted out of the newspaper.
Someone who was trained by the big-mouthed monkey said with chopsticks in his mouth: "I said that there is a smell under your cabinet, you can't have here." ”
Wu Daguang smelled the durian that smelled like it was covered, and then opened the last layer of newspaper, and it was really a durian bigger than his head.
"Daguang, guess what this is, you can't guess it. ”
"Isn't this durian?" Wu Daguang said.
"You really know, I've eaten this thing, it smells bad, and it tastes good. The big-mouthed monkey said and took out a folding knife from his waist and slashed it on the durian, leaking out the yellow flesh inside.
"It's getting smelly, isn't it just here? "Someone proposed.
"I applied too. ”
The big-mouthed monkey snorted coldly: "The yellow-haired boy who won't enjoy the blessings, he can't stand it and go out, and those who want to eat stay." ”
As a result, everyone including the bamboo skewer left, leaving only Wu Daguang and the big-mouthed monkey, the big-mouthed monkey grinned, couldn't wait to cut a part, and handed it to Wu Daguang: "Daguang, you taste it, it's really delicious." ”