When Han Zheng drove his Passat to the ink company, the elephant mercenary group was having a night exercise.

As a team of mercenaries who survived the blood and fire, it is clear that even in a peaceful world, they will not let up on themselves.

Especially in the face of the boss who worships and trusts, these giants are like chicken blood one by one, and they are so excited that they don't want to!

"Who are we?!"

"The giant elephant that crushes everything!"

"Our goal?!"

"Flatten all obstacles for the boss!"

Listen to it! This slogan is enthusiastic, and they are about to rush to sell it! Han Zheng pouted, looked for a place to park the car, and when he got out of the car, he heard a roar from the strong man led by him: "Line up!"

Just right, look at how the world's No. 1 mercenary group is trained.

"Ready!" the leader ordered, and everyone bowed forward slightly, their bodies tense.

Han Zheng stared intently at their movements, only to see them raise their left hands in unison and pinch their noses.

What is this to do? Practice holding your breath?!

Han Zheng was puzzled, and then he saw the giants put their right arm through the crook of their left arm and straightened it......

Damn! This is ......

Elephant trunk?!

That's right, Han Zheng guessed correctly, this is the legendary elephant's trunk!

What did you teach them......

Now I know why they call the Elephant Mercenary Regiment such a name that is not iron-blooded and not cool at all?!

The giants did not stop after posing with the elephant's trunk, and began to circle in place frantically, Han Zheng was dazzled by it, and he couldn't count how many times they turned, anyway, there were dozens of circles.

The leader is worthy of being the leader, the tallest and the strongest, not to mention, even the fastest in circles, the first one stopped, staggered and began to sing: "Elephant, elephant, why is your nose so long......"

Han Zhenghao hung on the ground.

The others also finished one after another, and joined the chorus in a daze, not to mention, this song made so many big men sing in unison, and it was also very imposing!

When you think of the origin of the song, you don't have any momentum, okay?!

The bosses you worship and trust are playing with you!

Han Zheng decided to send a CD of "Crayon Xiaoxin" to these foreigners after he went back, no money without signing, no need to thank him, his name is Lei Feng!

Then Comrade Lei Feng was discovered.

A large group of unkind-faced strong men surrounded Han Zheng in the middle, and the shortest one also needed him to look up, this sense of oppression was simply ...... Can't look at it directly!

When I saw their faces, I remembered how they had just sung the elephant song, so why couldn't I be afraid?

"Team Leader Han, are you looking for the boss?" the strong man led by him greeted him in fluent Mandarin, and a smile forced out of his fierce face, which looked very strange.

BOSS? As soon as Han Zheng reacted, he understood who he was talking about.

Aside from K, who else is eligible to become the boss of the world's number one mercenary group?

"Is she there?"

"Well, what a coincidence, she's going to pick someone up at the airport again. The strong man looked embarrassed.

Han Zheng feels like he's going to collapse, can this little K stop a little, look at Lin Bai, who has been here for many days and has done nothing except pour coffee to buy the company and destroy the door......

Even the higher-ups were shocked, what else did he want to do?!

Forget it, how do you like to toss and how to toss, anyway, my team leader is just to assist you, otherwise who is okay with the rain of bullets and bullets, haven't you had enough fun in other worlds?

"Team Leader Han has something to do with the boss?"

"Well, you don't have to look for her, and the same goes for you. Han Zheng smiled, took out a cigarette and lit it, "Get one?"

"Team Leader Han, let's try me. The strong man smiled, and out of nowhere he found a cigar thicker than his thumb, "It is said that the girl rolled it out with the tip of her tongue, you taste the taste." ”

"Boss, the tip of the girl's tongue is used to pick tea, and the cigar is used to dry tobacco leaves with the chest......" The mouse can't stand it, what the hell is rolling a cigar with the tip of the tongue, saliva or something, let's not talk about it, the girl who rolls a cigarette has to die of exhaustion, right?!

But imagine that a young girl is holding a long black stick, sticking out the tip of her tongue and licking it in a circle.

Boss, I support you, cigars should be rolled out of a girl's tongue!

At this time, it was too late to retort, and the rat was directly surrounded by a group of giant men in the middle, and then screamed in horror......

Well, this mouth-wried, Mr. America, you and a lady surnamed Lin must have a common language.

After the test of the elephant song just now, Han Zheng could already ignore the commotion of these people, and the strong man led by Ren took out a sharp military dagger, cut off the closed mouth of the cigar, and then skillfully lit it and handed it over.

After taking a puff of smoke and turning it around in his mouth, Han Zheng's face showed a look of intoxication, although I don't know if it was the batch of Cuban special supplies that dried tobacco leaves with the girl's breasts, but the quality of this cigar is definitely far from those sky-high brand goods on the market, and the taste is as mellow as the wine flowing on the tip of the tongue, which is worth tasting again and again.

But for the well-informed Han Zheng, that's it.

Exhaling the air in his lungs deeply and putting the cigar in his mouth, Han Zheng sucked it from head to tail in one breath, was silent for a long time, opened his mouth and spewed out a smoke dragon for a long time.

People who know a little bit about cigarette lighting know that cigars can't enter the lungs, otherwise more than ten times the nicotine content is extremely harmful, in addition, the extremely concentrated smoke will also cause choking.

As for inhaling the whole root into the lungs at one time like this, it is purely an act of seeking death, and ingesting so much nicotine at one time is very likely to cause acute poisoning, which is serious and even fatal!

Of course, the average person doesn't have that much lung capacity to smoke a cigar from head to tail.

After observing it, Han Zheng is fine, he is still alive, and the strong man at the head is convinced, and if he can mix with the boss, there will be no ordinary people!

stretched out a big fan-like hand to Han Zheng, and smiled very kindly at the leader: "Vladimir Ivanovich Tortoevsky Makarov, you can call me Makarov." ”

"I've admired the name for a long time, the African giant elephant. "Just smoked a superb cigarette, Han Zheng didn't want to lose face, and reached out to shake him.

"I said Lao Ma, what kind of work are you doing in Huaxia, can you say no to me?"

"The boss didn't tell you?" Makarov was half stunned and woke up, why did his boss tell others?

"We're here to be bodyguards. There's nothing to say, so Makarov simply explained, "Just that combination of girls, we will be responsible for the safety of travel in the future." ”

Bodyguards? Aren't you using a knife to kill chickens?

Makarov smiled innocently: "Actually, I don't really understand, the boss said that they must not be touched on their breasts or buttocks, and warned us that if someone dares to carry them on their shoulders, they will kill us." ”

Han Zheng had a confused face, and he didn't understand what Xiao K's brain circuit was thinking.

I also don't know what K is thinking, and the girls in the collective dormitory.

Before, he looked like a devil coach, trained them to death, and then changed places, and the people disappeared!

Although everyone's enthusiasm for practice has not subsided, they are somewhat disappointed to be thrown into the cold palace, and I don't know if it is Stockholm syndrome......

In this state of mind, after the evening practice, everyone was a little wilted, and the one who won the lottery went to take a shower first, and the others nested on the sofa, each listlessly busy with their own business.

Qin Ziruo tried hard to push away Lin Xiaolu, who wanted to come to his side, and said in disgust: "Don't come here, I just finished practicing, I was sweating and smelly!"

Lin Xiaolu pouted and sniffed herself, it was obviously fragrant, and besides, I didn't dislike you yet, you are the one who sweats the most, if you are a piece of paper!

"Sister Ziruo, let's talk about it, I won't tell others. Lin Xiaolu is the person who can be dismissed with one sentence, and he came over cheekily, "How did you decide to continue living with your brother-in-law? This doesn't match your character......

What kind of character do you think of me? Qin Ziruo squinted at Lin Xiaolu, I said that I want to beat you at every turn, do you believe it or not?

Girl, your recent Sima Zhao's heart is too obvious, you have to beat it.

"Let's talk about you first, why are you so concerned about your brother-in-law lately, what about your boyfriend?"

Lin Xiaolu was stunned for a moment, the smile on her face faded, and just when Qin Ziruo thought that she would not speak, she heard her soft voice: "Actually, Yuan Shao also called Li Shijie that day......

Well, there really doesn't need to be said, looking at Lin Xiaolu's lost appearance, does Li Shijie need to say what choice he made?

"Actually, Sister Ziruo, you don't have to worry, I won't rob your brother-in-law with you. Lin Xiaolu looked at Qin Ziruo cautiously, and whispered: "I just have nothing to do, rely on him to cook a few meals, and I will never cross the line!"

How do you want to cross the line? You spend more time hanging on your brother-in-law every day than I do, right?

Qin Ziruo sighed and hugged Lin Xiaolu into her arms, what else could she say, she could say anything, what did the corpse over there think, she couldn't ask if she didn't say it.

Worried about a dead person, just such a dead fat man, how can he be so popular?

Qin Ziruo's hand rubbing on the top of Lin Xiaolu's head became harder and harder, harder and harder, Lin Xiaolu endured it for a long time and finally couldn't help it, and wailed: "I was wrong, my sister spares my life!"

This sound woke up Qin Ziruo, she got up suddenly, and let Lin Xiaolu's head slam on the sofa.

"Sister Ziruo, why are you going?" Lin Xiaolu got up and asked in a daze.

"Take a trip home. Qin Ziruo hurriedly put on his coat, took the car keys and went downstairs.

Huang Meiyi asked Lin Xiaolu blankly: "What are you doing if you go home?"

"People are married women, of course you don't have to crowd in this dormitory like us single dogs......" Jing Xiuyan, who was facing down, said coldly.

The girls looked at each other, and they all let you occupy a sofa by yourself? Is it crowded? Okay, let you see what a real crowd is......

Jing Xiuyan didn't notice that the danger was approaching her, and she lay there and swayed her calves from time to time, which made the girls grit their teeth even more.

Suffer death!

A scream sounded, all movements froze in place, Jing Xiuyan turned over and got up, looking in the direction of the bathroom, where the scream came from......