Chapter 133: Big Guy Dialogue

Wang He was in good spirits, and only then did he find that there was a place similar to a reception room in front of him, with several low couches in the middle, and a small table on each couch, and a tea set on the table. On both sides of the wall are several wooden shelves, the lattices of the shelves are full of various items, some in the shape of bottles, some in the shape of tripods, some in the shape of stones, and some horns of unknown animals......

Taishang Laojun sat cross-legged on a low couch, picked up a teacup on the table in front of him, put it in front of his mouth and blew lightly, and then raised his head and drank it.

Taishang Laojun put down the teacup, and the teapot on the table was unmanned, and it automatically flew up to pour tea for the teacup.

Because Wang He did not have Wang Dongmen's body, he became a small person, so the things and people he saw became huge, Taishang Laojun became a giant, and the teacup he held up was as big as a water tank, because Wang He had been worrying about the garbled prompts of the system before, and only then did he react, and looked back, he hung on the whisk, and the whisk was inserted in a narrow-mouthed goblet.

After Taishang Laojun drank three cups of tea in a row, as a voice sounded, a person walked in unhurriedly:

"Lao Jun, you rubbed my Sanlong tea again! Didn't you say you wanted to bring your green cow tea last time?

"Brought, my old gentleman's words count, and what he said will definitely be done. But you always think about my tea from a poor Taoist priest, and I'm afraid that if you pass it on, you will lose the prestige of your Jade Emperor......"

"Okay, don't cry poor here with me, I've already given your Laojun Industry enough preferential tax policies......"

The person who came in was the Jade Emperor, he was wearing a golden crown on his head, sword eyebrows and starry eyes, a long jade beard, and a golden dragon robe. It may be because of the dignity of the place, as soon as he came in and teased Taishang Laojun familiarly, he just glanced at Wang He casually, which made Wang He feel a vast and invincible atmosphere!

Wang He's eyes were dark, his head was splitting, and he was so uncomfortable that his whole body seemed to explode, and he heard Taishang Laojun explain intermittently:

"Fortunately, I first used the fragrance of Sanlong tea to stabilize the Yuan Shen for him, otherwise your glance would be enough to make his soul fly away......"

"Who is this person, why did you just bring a primordial god here?"

"Come, this is my newly made green cow tea, I'll brew it for you first, this tea needs to be brewed for a long time to taste good, let's talk while waiting......"

"Ouch, this is rare, I heard you say that the green cow tea planted in Da Luotian has never had a chance to see it, and today is a blessing......"

Wang He has never been so uncomfortable in his two lives, dizzy, and his whole body is torn, one moment in the sky and one time on the ground, and he doesn't know where he is.

I don't know how long it took, Wang He smelled a fragrance again, and then woke up slowly, still wondering during the waking process, this scene seems to be a little familiar, where have you smelled a fragrance before?

As his consciousness gradually recovered, Wang He's vision and hearing began to return to normal, and when he opened his eyes, he still saw Taishang Laojun and Jade Emperor, two bigwigs dressed in local tyrant gold drinking tea and chatting.

"I said Laojun, as the Taishang Kaitian Ruling Fu Imperial Calendar Han True Body Dao Golden Que Cloud Palace Nine Dome Calendar Imperial Ten Thousand Dao Wuwei Tongming Hall Haotian Golden Que Jade Emperor Great Heavenly Venerable Xuanqiong High God, the thirty-three heavens under my management were originally populous, and there were many big and small things every day, in the past few years, I have simply broken my heart, broken my legs, and my body is almost not tired, you can't let me ......"

Wang He was dumbfounded when he heard this long passage, and the whole person was stupid, if he didn't know that he was in front of him, he would definitely think that he was listening to cross talk in Deyun Club.

"Don't talk nonsense, you are the Jade Emperor, and it was your job to deal with the affairs of the Thirty-Three Heavens, but there are so many officials in the entire Heavenly Court, where can you personally run errand......s? Your subordinates resigned en masse because the salary was too small and the benefits were too poor?"

"Stop, stop, don't curse me, okay? Originally, there were few people under him who didn't have to worry about it, let alone his subordinates, the relatives were all the same, this one went down to find a ** silk to marry, and that one wanted to elope with someone else...... Alas, don't say it, don't say it. Just now...... The sentence 'ran and broke my leg' just now, this is a lining sentence, decorative, the point is that I break my heart every day, and my body is almost not tired!

"Then what's the use of you telling me this, you are the Jade Emperor...... Could it be that you mean that your body has been hollowed out, and you have been more than capable lately? Hey, it's all men, why are you talking so vaguely? Wait a minute, I'll get you some Huiren Kidney Pill......"

"Go, go, go...... What kind of mess! Don't pretend to be confused with me here, you don't know the theme of today's conference! I was on a video with you a few days ago, do you want me to pull up the video to relive our conversation?"

"Okay, I didn't expect you to be so scheming, and the video still has to be recorded. Come on, you tune up the video and I'll take a look, not only to tune me and your video recording, but also to tune you and Chang'e's ......"

"Shhh......h She and I have long since broken off. ”

"If it's broken, it's broken, what are you telling me about this, I'm not interested in gossip. ”

"How did I tell you, didn't you start it? Let's get down to business, let's get down to business, okay?"

"Shouldn't you be down to business, you're talking here and there, and you haven't talked about the point for a long time, no wonder Heavenly Court's work efficiency is so low. ”

"The efficiency is still low, our heavenly court environmental governance has begun to bear fruit, the sky has turned blue, the air is fresh, and the green mountains and green waters can be seen everywhere in the fairy world again. ”

"Isn't that nice? According to what you said, except for the direct customers of Laojun Industrial, all other orders have been cut. And the waste water and exhaust gas discharge of Laojun Industry is completely in accordance with the standards set by you, or even higher than your standards. ”

"Look at what you said, don't say it in the future, I didn't really blame you before. It's not because we have a good relationship, Laojun Industry has set an example first, and the rest of the work will be done. Anyway, it's like what I promised you before, you are the only one in the entire immortal world. ”

"That's pretty much it. Come, drink tea and drink tea. ”

"Wow, good tea, good tea!"

Wang He smelled the refreshing aroma again, and after a while, the Jade Emperor continued:

"Lao Jun, I want to ask you something, I heard a report from an immortal official, saying that there are some immortals in the immortal world talking about it, saying that you are an old-timer who went to the Triple Heaven, why do you always live in my Thirty-Three Heavens on weekdays?"

"Hey, it's not like you're getting cheap prices here. ”