Text Chapter 223 Big Fart

There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them.

This cat is indeed deformed. Rabbit eyes, cow heads, cat bodies, leopard tails, no roaring or screaming. Huo Jingshan said that this lazy guy is useless, and there is only one thing when he opens his mouth - that is, to eat. When you close your eyes, you only know sleep. Just one benefit, the body is very clean, not only no insects, not even ashes, although rarely bathed, but always clean, occasionally bathed, and the water is not repulsed.

Li Muye looked at the sleeping little beast in Huo Jingshan's arms, and secretly said in his heart, it won't be wrong, it is this little thing, it is exactly the same as what Pi Rixiu said. It's clean because it's a wind bug. The natural capillary is hollow, and the body qi does not go out of the capillary, and the flow of dust is blown away and bounced off.

This beast is light and healthy, and it is most afraid of pickling. If you wrap your whole body in tung oil, you can suffocate it alive. Pi Rixiu said that if you want to catch this thing, you must first wrap its hind legs with tung oil and then blindfold it, otherwise let it run against the wind, and the speed is extremely fast, and it will not be able to catch up with the supercar.

Huo Jingshan said that this kitten named Kui Dou was worthless, but in fact, she kept holding it in her arms and couldn't put it down, as if she was afraid that this little thing would escape, and it was extremely precious.

How could it be such a coincidence? This thought flashed through Li Muye's mind.

At this time, there is no time to care about the details. Li Muzhi knew that he couldn't be in a hurry, so he praised quietly: "This cat's appearance is strange and unique, it may not be as bad as others say, I used to like to raise cats when I was walking in the rivers and lakes." ”

"It turns out that you also like to raise cats, so you can show me, what breed is my kuidou?"

"I like it, but I'm not very good at it. Li Muye said insincerely: "Although I liked cats in the past, I haven't raised them for a few years. ”

"Why don't you raise it?"

At this time, Huo Jingshan behaved no different from an ordinary girl, and she couldn't see the ruthlessness and ferocity of the kung fu master at all.

"I just hate the sky and don't take a holiday, cats and dogs, the longevity of the elderly is only 20 years, and the love for each other is deep and meaningful, and sooner or later one day they will have to be sent away, which is too uncomfortable. Li Muye remained vigilant, and at the same time did not forget to find a common language on the premise of safety.

"yes. Huo Jingshan said with a feeling: "My kuidou has also been raised for a few years, I met it when I was fourteen years old, so this lazy guy is also an old cat." ”

"That's not small. Li Muye killed the big red fish he caught, took the brocade back part, drew the fishing line, picked up the fish skin, and then quietly smeared a little purple dragon wood blood powder on the fish, handed it to Huo Jingshan quietly, and said, "Take it back and give it to eat." ”

Huo Jingshan took the fish, thanked her, and couldn't help but ask curiously: "Mr. Li Sanbai, you really can't tell me about the fish you used to catch in a secret way?" You helped me feed it this time, what should I do next time it wants to eat fish? It is better for you to teach people to fish, or teach me to teach me." ”

"If so, you can always come to me. Li Muye said: "The rules of the master are to abide by the first even if you die, unless you meet a suitable successor to teach." ”

"Do you think I'm successful?" Huo Jingshan said with interest: "I learn things so fast, even my father praises me." ”

"In our door, men are not women. Although this was a good opportunity, Li Muye thought more carefully and decisively made an excuse to refuse. As long as it is not exposed, there will only be more and more opportunities, but if you are in a hurry and ignore the rules of the Japanese insect master's portal, you may not be able to face the situation of crossing the street rats here before tomorrow.

Huo Jingshan blinked her big eyes, watery, and said, "Mr. Li, do you think I look beautiful?"

Li Muye boasted with a clear conscience: "The eldest lady has the color of a captivating city, which is naturally very beautiful. In fact, Huo Jingshan is at the level of more than 80 points.

"Giggles. Huo Jingshan smiled: "I heard others say that you are almost fifty years old, and you really don't look like it." ”

Li Muye said: "There are some details here that are inconvenient to tell you. ”

"Isn't it just stealing red pills!" Huo Jingshan said with a presumptuous smile: "The woman who lives in the city that never sleeps has never seen anything, even if she hasn't seen it, she has heard it many times, and there is no need to say that this thing is mysterious." ”

Li Muye smiled awkwardly and said goodbye: "The eldest lady is wise and martial, she is outspoken and fast-talking, Li admires, it's almost time to eat, I have to go back to concoct the meal." ”

Huo Jingshan said with a smile: "Make more delicious food, there are distinguished guests in the city today, and I have to go over to accompany the third uncle to dinner." ”

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The dinner was very lively, the three brothers of the Huo family are all men who cherish flowers and love flowers and will raise flowers, they collect recipes for strengthening the body and strengthening the kidneys and aphrodisiac from all over the world, and at the same time they have not forgotten to look for beautiful women all over the world to pass on their ancestry.

In the city that never sleeps, only the Huo people have the right to reproduce freely. All the women found outside were nominally the goddaughters of the three Huo brothers at the beginning, and once they were imported for the Huo family, they could get the opportunity to be promoted to wife.

The city that never sleeps is built underground, divided into one and two floors, and there is a secret passage connecting the second underground floor in a corner of the city, and you can live on the second floor when you become a lady. In the city that never sleeps, there is a huge difference in treatment between the first and second floors.

There is a commercial area on the first floor of the city that never sleeps, all of which are exclusively owned by the Huo people. You can buy almost all kinds of goods from all over the world, and people who live here can buy any goods here using the currency of the outside world, and enjoy a quality of life that is not much different from the outside world. And some wanderers who have no money but are very capable can also choose to accept the special task issued by Uncle Ze and earn the Montier currency issued by the Huo Bank to spend here.

Although the city that never sleeps is located in a corner of the ground, it is a small sparrow with all kinds of organs, as long as you have money, there are not too many places worth spending here. Those internationally wanted criminals, gangsters full of evil, and those terror tycoons who have committed world-famous crimes, as long as you are willing to pay and accept the rules of the Huo people, Huo Ze will have a way to get you here to live a worry-free life as a fairy.

For example, if you like women, those beautiful goddaughters from all over the world are actually clearly priced, unless someone is particularly attractive, you can only take money if you want to kiss Fangze. Or if someone likes to hunt, as long as they pay enough money, they can participate in the hunting activities organized by the Huo people on a regular basis.

If you live on the first floor and look at your purse and talk, then once you live on the second floor, it means that you have really arrived in heaven. On the second floor, you can wear bright yellow clothes and enjoy all the free treatment and freedom that is different from others. The rule here is that only those who become Huo are eligible to live in.

Horsen once had one hundred and thirty-two wives, all of whom were still alive and lived on the second floor, and would take turns to serve Horsen on weekdays.

They live a life of fine clothes and food, but they can only live with an old man who is nearly seventy years old, they do not worry about food, do not worry about clothing, the TV here can receive all the world's satellite channel programs for them to relieve their boredom, in the first floor of the commercial area, they have their own enjoyment quota, within this very loose quota, they can spend as much as they want. Until the youth was gone, the old Zhuhuang was driven out of the second layer and went to the miscellaneous area to die old.

It looks like scenery, but in fact it is just a tool for fertility, a clothes rack for wearing brocade clothes, and a rice bucket for eating jade food. But isn't this the day that all living beings yearn for?

There are five ladies at today's dinner, all of them are young and beautiful women, and those who can become ladies have at least raised one offspring for Huo Sen. But each of them looks so good, it is said that in order not to let herself be disliked, every goddaughter will work hard to maintain and train herself after becoming a lady. Some extreme ones even go so far as to learn yoga or kung fu to make themselves useful.

Li Muye can hardly see the traces of childbirth and years from the faces of these five ladies, they are fat and thin, and they are trying their best to please Huo Sen, a little old man who is not amazing. Huo Jingshan and two other second-generation girls of the Huo nationality sat at the same table, in addition to them, there were also two distinguished guests from the outside world.

Today's dinner was served according to the rules of French cuisine, and the main dish was Li Muye's best roast mutton. The guests were full of praise for the food, and Huo Sen was also very happy. proudly called Li Muye over to the same table and introduced the two distinguished guests.

At this moment, someone suddenly let out a loud fart. The voice came from Huo Jingshan, who was sitting next to Li Muye.

This fart was extraordinarily loud, obviously released after a long time of planning and unbearable, and it was as terrifying as a flood beast. Everyone looked sideways, and the two younger sisters beside Huo Jingshan immediately avoided hiding to the side and drew a line with them.

Huo Sen frowned, and said roughly: "Who put it? Get down!"

It is inevitable that people eat whole grains and poop and fart, but on this occasion, this fart is too inopportune. The city lord who never sleeps easily does not receive outsiders, even in the hunting season, many big people from all over the world gather here, and most of them are received by Huo Shan outside. It is very rare to be allowed to enter the underground of the city that never sleeps, and eat with Huo Sen, and still be able to come and go freely, at least in the outside world, it is also a big man who is qualified to be on an equal footing with Huo Sen.

The two distinguished guests were Westerners, a handsome middle-aged man with black hair and blue eyes, and the other was a blonde and blue-eyed fat man over sixty years old.

Huo Sen did not introduce the identities of the two, but it was not difficult to hear his respect for the two people from the tone of the conversation. The Huo family is a very well-behaved family, and if they did such an indecent thing on this occasion, even Huo Jingshan, the daughter that Huo Boss values the most, will inevitably be severely punished.

Li Muye stood beside Huo Jingshan, and obviously felt the eager, pleading, and even eager gaze cast in the beautiful eyes next to him.

"Well, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but this fart was mine. After Li Muye said this sentence with his fists, he immediately stood up and left the seat and walked out quickly.

Huo Sen didn't have a seizure, but just looked at Li Muye's back with deep meaning. Of course he knew who put the fart, so he was very satisfied with the reaction given by Li Muye, the Huo family's face was saved, and this person may only be a cook. The two distinguished guests spread their hands and said they didn't care, and smiled in return.

Huo Jingshan's face was flushed, and she was sitting there, but her heart had already followed Li Muye's footsteps outside.

Sometimes, big things can also receive the effect of heroes saving beauty.