Chapter Thirty-Seven: Kill the Audience in Seconds
Before leaving the hotel, Wei Yao told me a lot of things, and I listened very carefully, because I like to listen to Wei Yao.
At 1 o'clock, all of us were divided into 6 cars, the van where Tong Hu and they were sitting, and the small car that Li Jiahe, Chu Xi and Tong Ling were sitting in, set off in a mighty way.
Before the car arrived, it was half past 1 in the community, and we did not go directly to the mahjong hall, but according to the way I thought in advance, we were divided into three groups of people to enter the mahjong hall one after another.
The first group was Tong Hu who led everyone into the mahjong hall first.
At the gate of the community, I told Tong Hu and them: "That mahjong parlor has four entrances, you don't let go of any entrance, each entrance has people, and then I will wait outside for a while before entering." ”
Li Jiahe asked, "Why do you have to wait a while?" ”
Actually, I don't want to explain too much, but Li Kaga's wooden fish head is too stupid, and I found out from the last time I sold fruit.
"I didn't go in with you to test Xu Papi, I want to know how much energy he has. ”
If Tong Hu and the others entered, Xu Papi's gang broke out directly, which means that Xu Papi's power is bigger than I imagined, and he is not afraid of smashing the field, he obviously has a trump card.
"What if you do it. Li Jiahe asked again.
I smiled, "You don't need to ask, just do it with him." ”
Tong Hu is a stubble, what is stubble, it is a tendon in the brain, it belongs to the kind that can do less nonsense, I said do it directly, Tong Hu's excited eyes were bloodshot, and his smile changed, "Hehe! ”
Patting him on the shoulder, I nodded, "Go Brother Tiger, remember the majestic point." ”
Tong Hu led people into the community, and I was suddenly excited.
I forget how many years it has been, I have been wronged by Xu Papi too much!
But today I want to return it all to him in one go, if he knows each other, the mahjong parlor will be handed over to me, and he will get out.
If he doesn't know each other, don't blame me for Yu Youtang's disregard.
Following Tong Hu and them into the community, I instructed Chu Xi on the way, "After I go in, don't come in yet, just wait for me to call you." ”
Chu Xi came to this community, and she instantly understood what was going on.
Tong Hu They poured into the mahjong hall in four directions, and there were many people in the community compound to watch the excitement, after all, we are menacing, to put it bluntly, it is the rhythm of the battle.
Li Jiahe, Tong Ling, Chu Xi and I, the four of us stood across the street from the mahjong hall, and I closed my eyes and listened to the sound in the mahjong hall.
Then Tong Hu's loud voice was very shocking, and the mahjong hall suddenly lost its voice at all, and it can be said that it was silent.
"What the hell are you talking about, what do you say about us people?"
"No, I'm just asking a few people what it means to break in suddenly. This is the uncle's voice, it turns out that this old boy has not been killed by the wine bottle, and he is still very hard to speak.
"What do you mean by asking me? Aren't you interesting? Do you want to do it all at once or what? Okay, you can be clear, and you don't talk to me very thinly. Tong Hu's tone was aggressive, Uncle stopped talking, and people ran out of the gate of the mahjong hall one after another.
These people are all playing mahjong, and they are also afraid of things, and when they saw that things were not right, they retreated one by one.
"I said these dozens of little brothers, I am the owner of this small shop, I ask you to put out the fire first, what about me? I am also mixed from your age, I believe that your parents should have heard my name, in the Tao, I can mix it well, all the gods and goddesses also sell me a few thin noodles, most of them call me a bad master. ”
Eighth Master? Okay, I laughed, when did he become the eighth master, "Kaga, you and I go in, you two wait here first." ”
Striding towards the mahjong hall, as soon as I entered the door, I heard Tong Hu shouting, "Eighth master, bullshit eighth master! You are playing with me, are you playing with me? Come on, come on, let's start practicing now!"
The house was not as sunny as outside, and my face was blown by the air conditioner, and my mood suddenly improved.
"Brother Tiger! Okay my own people! A misunderstanding hahaha!" I laughed three times and walked over, and the old fox's face changed!
Finding that there were a lot of seats vacant in the mahjong hall, I waved my hand to Tong Hu and them: "Sit down, don't stand, this is your own home, Uncle Xu's own people, don't sit politely." ”
I beckoned them to sit, Xu Papi's face turned blue for a while, and then the uncle left.
Uncle had a lot of white bandages wrapped around his head, and he walked through the back door like a mummy, and I knew he had moved troops, and I didn't care!
"Young Tang boy, maybe this is not the place to talk, you and I can go into the hut. Xu Papi turned around and left, I nailed him with a word!
"What's wrong Uncle Xu, this is being scattered by you, why can't you talk to your face, do you treat my friends as outsiders? Or scold me Yu Youtang for not being a man?"
Pull up a chair and sit down, I lowered my head and lit a cigarette, Xu Papi reacted very quickly, he turned around with a crutch, and suddenly came to draw a scoop according to the gourd!
"Young Tang boy, tell me straight, what do you mean by coming today, if you come to see Uncle Xu, Uncle Xu welcomes you to the whole banquet! But you brought so many people, do you want to smash the field!" His old eyes glared hard! I had to tell the truth.
"Uncle Xu, I'm not brain-dead Yu Youtang, I'm sick? ”
"You said this is your venue, what about your procedures, what about the room ticket? Xu Papi sat down on crutches, just ready to repay the debt.
I'm not in a hurry, he's old, it's normal to forget things easily, it's okay I remind him.
"Uncle Xu, Wang Huazi, I have settled it, according to the original agreement between you and me, you can do it yourself. ”
Xu Papi's Mandarin pronunciation is not very standard, and as soon as my voice fell, he shouted: "Urge! What do you little bare do to level Wang Huazi, you urge!"
"Okay, Xu Laogou, listen up, I'm Yu Youtang here today to leave you alive, really, I'm not joking with you, if you don't know how to lift, don't blame me for being black." ”
The crutches knocked the ground, Xu Papi's face was full of flesh and trembled, he was angry, "...... Okay! Yu Youtang, I really want to see what you are capable of!"
After he finished shouting, I looked up at the back door, and I found that the uncle had run back, and there were many people behind him, and he was still carrying all kinds of murder weapons.
My mother appeared, and she peeked out of the hut to look at me, and suddenly shouted, "Don't save me face! Kill this little cub! If you keep him, you will be embarrassed!"
This made me angry, "Xu Laogou, I'll tell you clearly now, I'm really angry, I'm Yu Youtang has a bad temper, and I like to scold when I'm angry, so let's stop talking to you, let my daughter-in-law talk to you." ”
I said daughter-in-law, Xu Papi was stunned.
Ignoring his expression, I turned around and shouted, "Daughter-in-law!"
Chu Xi walked into the mahjong hall with Tong Ling slowly, just as I finished smoking a cigarette, I heard Chu Xi's high heels click closer and closer to me, and Xu Papi's eyes almost flew out!
After Chu Xi's high heels stopped ringing, I took a deep breath, grabbed her little hand, and then immediately pulled it hard! Chu Xi, a beautiful woman with peerless beauty, sat in my arms.
is different from the feeling of sitting on Xiao Han Bing, Chu Xi has a very strong sweetness, which is the kind of mint sweetness.
And she is slightly heavier than Han Bing, after all, Chu Xi is tall, and as soon as her two big white legs are folded and put on me, Xu Papi's gang will be dumbfounded, including my own mother!
At this time, I smiled, wrapped Chu Xi's thin waist and told her, "Daughter-in-law, I've seen the eighth master." ”
I stared straight into her eyes, just to convey a message, hoping that she would sell me this face, but she said a word, so cool that I almost kissed her!
She blinked her big eyes twice, and suddenly said to me delicately: "Just leave this little sesame matter to Wang Hua, why are you angry, don't be angry, otherwise I will have to sing a song to coax you when I go home." ”
After she finished speaking, Xu Papi almost jumped up from the chair! He didn't even need crutches, so he trembled and walked up and called Chu Xi, "...... Master, are you here?"
Xu Papi's voice was very small, so Li Jiahe and the others didn't hear this master, otherwise they would definitely be crazy.