Chapter 24: Crazy Miss Lin
Li Erzhu, who touched a gray nose, heard a sensational news before he was angry - Li Hao brought back a charming wife, and it seems that she is still a rich lady!
It seems that the people of the entire Daliu Town have colluded all at once, and every household is discussing the daughter-in-law who flew into the Li family, and it is an exaggeration!
What face is the same as the drawing, what body is the same as the willow waist, and what temperament is the same as the official lady...... Rural women's vocabulary is limited, anyway, it's those words over and over again, and they almost don't directly say that they are fairies from the heavens!
After coming and going, Li Erzhu was a little itchy when he heard it, what kind of shit luck did that little mouse take, and he found such a beautiful girlfriend?
Although he Li Erzhu hadn't seen Miss Lin's flower and moon appearance with his own eyes, he really felt the magnanimity of the golden phoenix - there was a box of exquisite Yellow Crane Tower cigarettes on his table.
Those ignorant mud legs in the village only know that this is the Yellow Crane Tower, but they don't know that this is a limited edition hardcover, and one piece will sell for more than 8,000!
Last month, he Li Erzhu cheekily slapped his ass for a long time before he got one from the mayor, but Li Hao's daughter-in-law directly threw three out and distributed them to everyone......
O legendary tyrant!
"If you use such an expensive thing for the villagers who can't beat the eight poles, then the gift for Li Hao's parents must be even more expensive!" Li Erzhu secretly moved his mind, "If you can find a way to get those gifts...... If I sell it, I will definitely make a lot of money, and maybe my gambling debts will be paid off in one go!"
The more he thought about it, the more excited he became, and Li Erzhu's eyes began to flash with excitement......
On the other side, the Li family was laughing and laughing one after another, and Lin Luoran's arrival made Li Dashan and his family so happy that they couldn't tell the difference between the southeast and the northwest.
At dinner, Lin Luoran frequently got up to help Li Dashan pour wine, and made Li Dashan so drunk that he was unconscious.
Chen Shuqin also did not stop her husband from drinking heavily today, if it weren't for the lack of alcohol, even she would want to have a few drinks.
Happy, this is really happy!
The two were worried that their son was too poor to marry a daughter-in-law every day, but as soon as they turned their heads, a golden phoenix flew directly into the house...... This huge contrast surprise made the old couple have the urge to cry with their heads in their arms.
Unload the heaviest stone in your heart, even if you close your eyes and breathe at this moment, you will die without regrets!
After settling down and getting drunk, Li Dashan grabbed Chen Shuqin and chatted for a while, while Li Hao was still watching TV in the living room, Lin Luoran tiptoed and went upstairs......
After entering Li Hao's room, Miss Lin lightly brewed a cup of instant coffee, and then quietly took out a small paper bag from her trouser pocket......
The moment she opened the paper bag, she felt her heart beat like a heavy hammer beating a drum, and even her hands trembled unconsciously, and she almost scattered the powder inside.
After pouring the powder and stirring carefully for a long time, she left the room on tiptoe.
The moment she went out, a smug smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, "Hehe, wait and see how I clean you bastard!"
And when she went downstairs, a sneaky head suddenly poked out of the window of her room.
In the hot and humid autumn, every household is used to opening the windows for ventilation, and Li Hao's family is naturally no exception.
After looking left and right for a while to make sure that the surroundings were safe, Li Erzhu quietly climbed in through the window, a pair of greedy eyes shining in the night.
Taking advantage of Li Dashan's drunken appearance, he had already touched Li Dashan's room just now, and sure enough, he had touched a lot of good things, but he was very excited.
Lacking in greed, he wanted to come to Li Hao's room to take a walk around and see if he could touch something valuable.
It's a pity that Li Erzhu was disappointed that Li Hao and Lin Luoran's luggage were all still downstairs, and there was nothing valuable in the room at all, so he was so angry that he scratched his head.
"Damn, I'm here for nothing!"
His eyes swept over the steaming cup of fragrant coffee on the table, Li Erzhu licked his lips, and in the spirit of plucking the feathers of the geese, he directly picked up the cup and drank it all without stopping, and then quietly slipped out of the window......
Li Hao, downstairs, watched TV absentmindedly for a while, and was a little sullen and ready to go upstairs to sleep.
I originally thought that I would be able to cultivate well in the next few days when I went home, but I met Lin Luoran with such a candle that I didn't know what to do...... What a headache!
Seeing Li Hao going upstairs with a sullen look, Lin Luoran stuck out his tongue, picked up his change of clothes and walked towards the bathroom.
Taking a cold shower, Miss Lin felt that her whole body began to heat up inexplicably, and her heartbeat was even heavier, as if she was about to jump out of her throat......
"He's going to drink that cup of coffee, isn't he? Isn't my medicine going too much? What should I do if he really goes crazy and wants to insult me? Resist? But he's a man, my strength is definitely not as strong as his, in case I ......"
Miss Lin couldn't think about the rest of the matter, at this moment she was already blushing, and there seemed to be a faint flow of heat surging in the school uniform, making her legs numb and a little unsteady......
When she finished taking a shower and changed into pajamas, and walked upstairs with her nervous liver, she saw that the coffee cup was already empty!
Miss Lin's heart beat faster, she glanced at Li Hao cautiously, but saw him sitting on the bed playing with his mobile phone with a calm face, and she couldn't see anything abnormal at all.
"Hasn't the effect of the medicine yet taken effect?" Miss Lin was faintly puzzled, "But that's not right, they said that the effect of this medicine is super fast, and it will take effect in one minute...... Could it be that he's holding back? It's too pretending, isn't it?"
Li Hao is pretending to be calm, no way, can't be calm!
In the dead of night, lonely men and widows are prone to some misfire, not to mention that Lin Luoran, this chick is a stunner who brings disaster to the country and the people, and at this time she is wearing a semi-sheer silk pajamas with long hair with a wet shawl...... Even a normal man can't resist this looming wet temptation!
But no matter what, he doesn't want to give his virgin hat to a girl who has no emotional foundation in such a daze, what is the difference between prostitution?
Patience, must endure!
Li Hao was still gritting his teeth and enduring it, but Lin Luoran couldn't hold it anymore, she asked in a low voice, "Li ...... Li Hao, you don't feel a little ...... in your body Something unusual?"
When she asked this, Miss Lin's voice was trembling, and the temperature in the room seemed to soar in an instant, ambiguous and hot.
Li Hao swallowed his saliva with some difficulty, he did feel that his body was heating up rapidly, but he still shook his head calmly, "No, it's normal to not feel pain or itch, what's wrong?"
"Ah...... Huh?" Miss Lin opened her mouth and said with a heartbeat on her face, "No...... It's nothing, I'm just worried that you'll be uncomfortable after sitting in the car all afternoon......"
The ambiguous temperature in the room continued to soar, and smelling the faint fragrance wafting from Lin Luoran's body, Li Hao felt that there was a faint sign of smoke in his throat.
There was an eerie silence in the room for a moment, and only the heartbeats of the two could be heard.
After holding it for a few minutes, Miss Lin was not calm again, "Li ...... Li Hao, you really don't feel any discomfort in your body?"
At this time, Li Hao was a little puzzled, stared at Lin Luoran suspiciously, and said, "Are you okay?
Seeing that Li Hao's eyes did not show any signs of madness, Miss Lin was so angry that she was about to go crazy.
Bastards, all bastards! Selling me fake medicines, I'm mad, I'm mad!!
At this time, Li Erzhu, who was walking on the dark path, felt that his whole body was burning like a fire, and his lower abdomen was almost like it was about to explode.
"Damn, what kind of coffee is that? Why is it more domineering than Indian god oil......" While scolding, Li Erzhu's footsteps began to stagger, and his throat and eyes seemed to be about to erupt fire.
After staggering for a while, Li Erzhu felt that his consciousness was almost blurred, and there was only one thought left in his mind - he had to find a woman to vent the fire quickly, otherwise he would have to explode!
But where can I find a woman in the middle of the night?
There is no wife, there is no lover, there is no good widow, and the lady in the shampoo room is estimated to have slept and rested......
What to do?
The hot heart burned more and more, Li Erzhu's eyes were red, and his consciousness became more and more blurred......
Faintly, a series of "Wangwang" dog barks suddenly came from the side.
Li Erzhu froze for a moment, and suddenly rushed over as if he was crazy......
A few minutes later, a string of miserable dog barks was heard throughout the town of Oliu.
Lin Luoran, who was stomping his feet in annoyance, was even more upset when he heard this noisy dog barking, "It's noisy, it's noisy, what's the name of the ghost in the middle of the night?
Even Li Hao touched his nose in confusion, what's the situation? The old of the third aunt's family is usually very peaceful, why is she screaming so fiercely today?