Chapter 473 Chinese Level Exam Questions

Jiang Xia has been scolded as a bastard and has also been scolded for being a bastard, but it is the first time that a bastard has been combined and scolded. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

For being scolded, Jiang Xia is mentally prepared and relatively sufficient.

In the end, everyone was released with a pigeon, and the second song that was promised was not released.

After Zhang Pengpeng saw the meager post sent by Jiang Xia, he casually forwarded the comment: "The song with the first track sequence of the album? is very good and powerful, hahahaha, who can dictate all right, I asked him to participate in the MV shooting of this song." ”

Not only Zhang Pengpeng, but Gong Shan also forwarded it: "The song with the first prelude? I listened to it, and I can only say that even if I read the lyrics, I may not be able to write it right." Whoever can write right right over and over again is definitely a talent. As a reminder, this album will be beyond people's imagination. ”

Zhao Yongjiang is now an Internet celebrity, and he has a lot of fans, he forwarded: "My good friend Shen Fatzi said that if the first song of this album can be dictated, he will lose ten pounds." It can be seen from this that this song is so perverted, please be mentally prepared. ”

Shen Fatzi was very cooperative in forwarding Zhao Yongjiang's meager words: "That's right, quite perverted, quite cruel." ”

In addition to the people in the studio, some friends who have a good relationship with Jiang Xia also forwarded it to express their support for Jiang Xia.

Xiang Ying forwarded: "Jiang Xia finally remembered that he was still a singer, and the new album must be supported, as for dictation? ”

Ding Yiyi's retweet is much more interesting: "Jiangxia has released an album, support it." I will never do it, Jiangxia is recognized as a pit goods, just look at the nunchucks to know how pitted this pit goods are. He asked you to dictate, and he certainly had bad intentions. If you don't believe me, just wait. ”

Xiang Ze also joined in the fun: "Jiangxia New Song is going to hold an event, I have to participate." If it's just a nunchuck, I'm confident to try it, and everyone is waiting for my good news. ”

Lin Moyan just forwarded it very blandly: "My friend Jiang Xia's album, everyone support it." ”

Generally, celebrities have this kind of forwarding support, which is similar to Lin Moyan, and they are more familiar, so they make a few more jokes.

Jiang Xia's album was not promoted in advance, and these stars were not what Jiang Xia was looking for, they all spontaneously helped Jiang Xia forward and build momentum. Unconsciously, Jiang Xia also has a lot of familiar friends in the entertainment industry.

The album went on sale, but it was not delivered for sale at 12 o'clock at noon, it was made in advance. At ** o'clock in the morning, as soon as those shops opened, many people went to buy Jiang Xia's new album.

Jiang Xia's album cover is a bit weird.

The weird reason is that Jiang Xia's cover is black, but in the middle Jiang Xia is wearing a blue suit. That's right, it's a suit, it's all hip-hop rap, but he wears a blue suit. Not only did he wear a blue suit, but he also wore a white top hat and a single lens on his face, not to mention how weird and awkward the whole look was.

The theme of the whole shape was provided by Ni Jun, he said: "Since it doesn't matter if you don't understand the name of the album, it's better to design the overall image, just favor the album name and create an image that is not understood." The cover matches the title of the album, and each song has its own different temperament, so you can give it when you shoot the MV. The album cover is the external image of the album, and it should fit the album title. ”

So, Jiang Xia followed Ni Jun's suggestion and came out with such a weird image, a blue suit and a white top hat. The single lens was added by Jiang Xia on his own initiative, and when he saw the top hat, Jiang Xia's first thought was Conan, the oldest elementary school detective in history, but it was not Conan, but Kidd.

Among the basic looks of Kidd the Strange Thief, there is the shape of him wearing a lens, and the same white top hat reminds Jiang Xia of such a look, so he added an old single lens.

In this way, the whole shape is even more grotesque.

With its grotesque shape and obviously malicious name, Jiang Xia's third album was posted with photos, and netizens felt too malicious. is also speculating, how crazy is the song with the first track sequence?

Some shops open early, some open late, and some open early at eight o'clock, so at nine o'clock, there are already videos with topics uploaded.

Netizen "Funny No. 3": "I beeped the dog, I understood a sentence of the whole song!! and then wrote the lyrics, I went to his uncle's, and I wrote it wrong." Jiangxia you won, you really won. ”

The video he produced was recorded by himself with his mobile phone, unpacking the album, putting the CD, listening to the song and writing the lyrics.

In the video, "Funny No. 3" is a very young man, with clear eyebrows, talking there while recording the video.

"Now that I've bought Jiangxia's third album, it's okay if I don't understand it. Look, this is the album, the album of Black Bula, one, well, the blue look? Ignore that hat, it feels out of place. What are the eye pieces for? It's just one, it's weird. Well, don't worry about these details, let's put the phone away first, let's disassemble the album.

Remove the cover.,Oh,First a few photos.,I'm not a nymphomaniac.,I don't look at the photos.,But Jiang Xia's photos are really handsome.。 Open the box, this is the lyrics, you can't read the lyrics, put it aside first. This is a CD, quite ordinary, with the name of the song on it, look, the song order, let's see the song. The first in the sequence is, Ninja.

What the hell? Ninja isn't a devil? No matter what, it's important to complete the task first, the pen and paper are here, I'm going to start listening, whew, I'm so nervous, it's the same as listening when I took the English level 4 or 6 test, but my level 4 and 6 test is not bad, and the listening should be okay, but in view of Jiang Xia's pit attributes, won't I be able to write a sentence correctly? Okay, don't say it, click play, and it's going to be. ”

In the video, Funny No. 3 started listening to the song with a smile, and then prepared to dictate as if he was taking the exam seriously. Looking at him like that, he was really dictating carefully, and he seemed to be very sure. Then, the prelude to the song began, and he shook his head and listened there, and gave a thumbs up, but before he could put his thumb down, his expression changed.

Jiang Xia once showed a confused face in the Spring Festival Gala, and now "Funny No. 3" is also performing now, what is the strength of confusion. The whole person stayed there, stayed for a full minute, and then lowered his head and began to write with a frown, writing two words, and then stayed there again, his mouth slightly open, and his face was dazed.

Three minutes later, he turned off the CD with a look of doubting his life, then looked at the words written on the paper, and said, "I'm confused, well, I'm really confused, I wrote a total of eight words, I'll show you first, see? I heard it, Iga Ryu, I heard bushido, and ninjas." Well, I guess I don't have much hope of getting the top ten, let me tell you the most real feeling, this is really Chinese?"

This is the end of the video, and at the end is his expression with a question mark.

"Comic No. 3" is just the beginning, and the second video uploader is called "Difficult Brother" His accompanying text is sharper: "I uploaded it to the video after reading the lyrics, and I just want to say one sentence, only one sentence, to Jiang Xia." Jiang Xia, I'll go to your uncle's, what the hell are you singing!!!!"

At ten o'clock, there was a star who uploaded a video, this star Jiang Xia didn't know, but he was a comedian, and he was also famous in meager terms, and he didn't have certification, but he knew that this number was his.

The meager name is "Difficulty in getting up", and he wrote in a meager post: "Not much to say, I just want to ask Teacher Jiangxia, are you sure that you are not singing to test the Chinese level? This song is not used as a Chinese level 8 listening question, I am simply sorry for this song." ”

The influence of the star is still there, even if it is a small star, many people have paid attention to it, especially at this point in time when the songs of Jiangxia's new album have not been uploaded to the Internet.

The twelve-o'clock song is uploaded to the Internet, and those who post videos now must have bought albums. "Difficult to get up" was sent out, and netizens expressed their opinions one after another.

"Not that exaggerated, right?"

"I can't wait to listen to Jiangxia's album, but there are no albums sold in our village, so I have to wait for two hours, and I'm in a hurry. ”

"I went to take a look at the topic of dictation, and there was a flood of grief and a river of blood. ”

"Congratulations to Jiangxia for playing a wave of aoe. ”

"The best grades, write fifteen words correctly. ”

"How mad is this song?"

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Netizens were very enthusiastic, and "Get up and suffer" posted another meager: "A friend asked how crazy this song is? Nunchuck, everyone follows the lyrics, so you can sing the lyrics, right? This song can't be sung along with the lyrics, that's all, everyone understands." ”

A lot of people are stunned, too frustrated, right? Can't sing along with the lyrics?

Netizens still didn't believe it, and then He Mingxuan's meager one completely shattered their three views: "Thank you Jiang Xia for not giving me the songs of this album when I made an appointment." ”

The songs of the whole album are so determined by He Mingxuan, he is a first-line singer, a king-level figure, a palace-level singer, and he actually thanked Jiang Xia for not giving him the song? What kind of song is this album?

The eleven songs of the album have been exposed, and everyone knows the first song, that is, the first song in the prelude is "Ninja", a song by Dongyingfeng. Other songs, but no one said anything, everyone's focus was on the first song. Now it seems that not only is the first song crazy, but the other songs are not bad?

Finally, in everyone's anticipation, the time reached twelve o'clock, Jiang Xia's third album was all uploaded to the Internet, and Flying Bird Music successfully obtained the exclusive network copyright by virtue of its years of cooperation experience with Gongshan Studio.

A group of people flocked to listen to Jiang Xia's new album, and they were all aroused by the sense of anticipation of "Ninja", which was the first in the music sequence.

Asuka music is also a thief, after having the experience of "Nunchuck", this time Jiangxia's ten new songs, still did not put the lyrics on the first time, but prepared to put them on an hour later. It takes more than half an hour to listen to the whole album, which is only the time to do it twice. The staff of Asuka Music don't believe that anyone can write the lyrics of any of the ten songs in two times, and if there is, they must have bought the album and typed the lyrics.

As soon as the song "Ninja" came out, the number of hits skyrocketed instantly, and during the Chinese New Year, there were so many idle and bored people that it was easy to have a little fun, of course, you had to catch up with the craze.

So, three minutes later, in the comment area below the song, comments exploded.

"Rub Rub, this is a song sung by people?!!"

"I finally know why Boss He said that. ”

"Praise me if you don't understand. ”

"It's good, but I don't understand it. ”

"I finally know what the title of the album means, it doesn't matter if I don't understand it, it doesn't matter, I can't understand it anyway. Jiangxia is poisonous. ”

"I understood the whole song, ahhhh ”

"Is Jiang Xia singing Chinese? Is it really Chinese? Are you sure it's not Japanese? Are you sure it's not some mysterious language he created?"

"What kind of birds are you singing, rubbish. ”

"I take back what I said in the nunchuck, that song is not divine enough, this song is divine enough. Only God can understand all the lyrics the first time. ”

"The Chinese level exam, honestly do not deceive me. ”

"Really let foreigners take the Chinese test, use this song as listening, foreigners don't want to pass the hearing." ”

"Next, next, I can't wait to see the rest of the songs. Let's go first, see you in the next song. ”

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In half an hour, "Ninja" entered the top 10 of the new song list, and in an hour, the hot song list reached the top 10.

This song is not the best song of the whole album, but this song can't stand it, so Jiang Xia has an event, and the attention is too high, which directly supports it to enter various lists.

On a meager basis, there are even more comments.

"Jiang Xia won, really won. ”

"Chinese level exam, just use Jiangxia this album, I have spoken Chinese for thirty years, and now I know that I can't understand Chinese, I am guilty." ”

"You don't know if you can't understand the lyrics, but every song sounds good. ”

", I can't understand the lyrics, no matter how good it sounds. ”

"Blue Storm is so good, I was fascinated as soon as I listened to the prelude, it was so good, it was perfect. ”

"Upstairs nonsense, the prelude to the Dragon Fist is the best, that prelude, the drum beat me, my heart trembled. ”

"It doesn't matter if you don't understand it, that's what it means. Although I can't understand the lyrics, each song is good, and the rhythm alone is intoxicating. ”

"The arrangement of each song is a blast. ”

"I have to say that Jiangxia's album has opened up a new model, and everyone doesn't need to write lyrics well in the future, as long as the melody is good. ”

"For the first time, I found out that I wasn't a lyricist party, and the whole album was so good. ”

"What you say is good, it's all fake, my sewing machine is about to break my foot, and I can't stop shaking my legs. ”

"One by one, I am not a true love fan, I am writing the lyrics, and I am going to wait for the lyrics to come out and compare them to see how they are written. ”

"Give up upstairs, look at those dictated ninjas, and you'll know the end. ”

"Jiang Xia: I heard that the Chinese level test lacks listening questions?" (To be continued.) )