Chapter 23: Classes
Today's school flower has an appointment, Chen Hao dressed up early in the morning, put on a hair wax, sprayed some perfume, smeared a little powder on his sassy face, and when he looked in the mirror, he found that it was better not to these fancy ......
He wiped all the powder off his face, leaving a hair wax that was half wet with water, looking very handsome, handsome and breaking through the sky.
Lu Peng saw Chen Hao dressed like this, and muttered in his mouth: "It rained back then, can I get it ......again?"
Chen Hao kicked him in the ass: "Shower a fart, don't get gonorrhea, go to school!"
The two laughed and walked to the school building.
Today is very harmonious, Sister Xiaohua seems to have a different expression after seeing Chen Hao, what is this little girl thinking in her heart? Chen Hao doesn't know, he just tightly holds the SpongeBob SquarePants card in his hand, and his heart is a little nervous.
"You said that with this*, would he think I was naïve......" Chen Hao said to Lu Peng next to him.
Lu Peng nodded: "Not only will she think you are naïve, she will also think that you have insulted her......"
Chen Hao said with a confused face: "Why?"
"May I ask you with SpongeBob SquarePants*, you* crab, or *starfish, or *jellyfish?octopus?"
Chen Hao wanted to hit the glasses boy in front of him, but he didn't know what reason to hit him.
The time of study was dull, but they passed quietly like a white horse.
Chen Hao looked at the gods in the group who were idle.
Bullhead: I've heard that the policy has come down in the past few days.
Ma Mian: Yes!
Bull Head: 135 I go to the yang world with Ma Mian, 246 Black impermanence and white impermanence go to ...... I'll go...... The two of them are working-class workers, we are temporary workers, we have been busy enough to escort those prisoners to Wangxiangtai in the past few years, and it is thankless, we have offended a lot of great gods, and now we are still going to the underworld.
Judge Cui: Stay a little longer, work hard, there is still hope for a salary increase in the future, after all, it is a policy from above!
King Yama: Chatting in the group every day, working for four hours a day, and chatting in the group for three hours, you should know why you have stayed in the position of temporary worker for so many years, right? Hurry up and go to work, I heard that the bridge is blocked, clean it up!
Become an immortal and become a god, immortal.
Chen Hao was quite disdainful, even if he became an immortal and became a god, immortal and immortal, it was no different from the yang world.
Some immortals can be happy and happy, and the real thing is drunk and dreaming of death, while some immortals can only struggle above the food and clothing line like a bull head and horse face, although they have the opportunity to live forever, but they also get eternal troubles.
Thinking of this, Chen Hao felt that he was still living a little more comfortable in his life.
Thinking of this, Li Feng nodded, life is not about longevity, but about having a good mentality.
Chen Hao was quite complacent, he felt that he was so great that he could see through the red dust.
Suddenly, at this time, there was a dingdong sound, and in the classroom, which was so quiet that it could be heard that the needle dropped, the prompt sound after the WeChat message sounded.
Li Yingying, a beautiful teacher who was holding a book and lecturing, frowned and said, "Chen Hao, it's your mobile phone, turn off your mobile phone!"
There was a burst of laughter in the classroom.
Chen Hao hurriedly turned off his mobile phone, and after a while, Li Yingying took her eyes back from Chen Hao.
Suddenly, a man with glasses in the front row, who looked good and wore glasses, turned around and glared at Chen Hao fiercely.
Chen Hao was a little confused by the cold, and subconsciously gave the glasses man in front of him a middle finger.
The name of the man with glasses in front of him is Li Tianyun, what is wrong with him like this to Li Feng? Could it be that he still covets Li Yingying?
Chen Hao was speechless, Li Yingying, who was lecturing on the stage, looked like a rich second generation with some background, which could be seen from his temperament and the jade ring Li Feng wearing on his middle finger.
The material of this jade ring is extremely extraordinary, Li Feng has a good eye, and knows that this thing is definitely not cheap A working-class teacher, he takes two or three thousand three or four thousand a month, and four or five thousand to death, how can he bring such a good jade ring of this material!
Li Tianyun has a covetous heart for this woman? Chen Hao said that I had already booked it.
Smiled slightly, stopped talking, lowered his head and continued to play with his phone.
As soon as he turned on his phone, he was stunned by the message on the screensaver.
"What is it? What is this!What do you mean by sending it to me!" Chen Hao almost bit his tongue and looked down at a text message on the screen.
"When did you join the group?"
This information was refreshed in an instant, Chen Hao quickly turned off the sound of his mobile phone, and was afraid that he would use the voice of his mobile phone to alarm the teacher who was lecturing on the stage, after all, is it a beautiful teacher, to leave a deep impression in his heart, it will be a good strategy in the future, don't ask for homework!
Chen Hao looked at the message, and the name of the person he sent him was Butterfly Immortal.
Butterfly Fairy?Is it the woman who exploded in the group?
Those ghosts and gods all said, that woman is very good-looking, huh?
Chen Hao smiled slightly, could it be that he was transferred, and his peach blossom luck seemed to be unable to stop it!
In the past few days, all kinds of women have rushed to flatter, and even the goddess can't escape.
Chen Hao thought of this, his mouth smiled crookedly, revealing his dick nature, and those people next to him saw Chen Hao's expression at this moment, and their faces showed disdain.
Then Li Yuntian said to the person next to him: "Don't associate with this person in the future, I heard that fools will be infected!"
The man next to him echoed him and nodded.
After Lu Peng heard this, he wanted to argue for his brother.
"Don't talk to us!" Li Yuntian was quite disdainful of Lu Peng.
Lu Peng had no choice but to swallow his anger.
Here, Chen Hao looked down at his mobile phone.
He sent a paragraph directly to the butterfly fairy girl.
"I just came in the past few days, what is the matter with the girl looking for this seat today?"
The first paragraph is Chen Hao, from the heart, and the second paragraph is Chen Hao's thinking about it, and he thought of his character in front of people, that is a master of the world, how can he speak in the vernacular?
So he sent the latter part up.
After being silent for a long time, he sent a photo to Chen Hao.
After Chen Hao saw the photo, he almost bit his tongue off.
"Oh girl, it's the first time we've met, you give me such a big gift, the scale of this photo, oops, oops, it's unethical, but I like it!" After Chen Hao silently saved the picture, she found that the fairy girl seemed to have been beaten with chicken blood, and sent several pictures there, and Chen Hao saved them one by one.
It wasn't until these girls seemed to react that they were silent for a while, and Chen Hao also looked at him in a daze and replied: "What do you mean by this?"
Chen Hao didn't put his mouth crooked, what does it mean, what can it mean?
I still have SpongeBob SquarePants in my hand*, Chen Hao deeply knows that he is a lewd and obscene person, and he has not yet escaped from low-level fun!
It's no different from saying let's do it in front of this kind of person in front of this kind of person.
But things didn't seem to be as Chen Hao thought.
The girl finally withdrew those pictures one by one, and sent a voice.
Chen Hao was speechless, lowered his head deeply, and wanted to listen closer.
But at this time, Li Yuntian directly raised his hand and looked at Li Yingying, who was lecturing: "Teacher, Chen Hao has been making small movements here, disturbing my study!"