Chapter 1: The Return of the Hooligans
There is a hundred-year-old plane tree at the head of Mojiazhuang Village, covering the sky and the sun, looking like a big umbrella from a distance.
"Life in our village has improved a lot in recent years!" exclaimed a 30-year-old young woman in a floral dress lying on a straw mat on the ground with a banana fan in her hand.
A little daughter-in-law who had just married into Mojiazhuang pouted: "I haven't seen how good life in our village is." β
"Yes, if the living standard in the village improves, can it be worthy of the title of the first poor village in the town?"
"Maybe several sisters-in-law have different understandings of the three words of good life. β
"That's what you don't understand!" the woman sitting on the straw mat sat up and said with a smile: "What I am talking about is not material improvement, in my opinion material life is far less than spiritual satisfaction. β
"Wang Yun's sister-in-law has a profound realm, and we don't understand these big truths you said. β
"That's it, Wang Yun's sister-in-law is the only one of these little daughters-in-law in our village who has finished junior high school, and her knowledge is very high!" everyone coaxed.
Wang Yun rolled her eyes: "This has nothing to do with learning, the main thing is that the scourge in our village has left, if he is still in the village, you will definitely know what I mean." β
"Sister-in-law Wang Yun, what do you mean by that scourge?"
A few little daughters-in-law who had not been married to Mojiazhuang for a long time asked curiously.
Wang Yun sighed: "You definitely don't know about that scourge, but some elderly and beautiful women in our village are definitely gritting their teeth when they talk about him." Let's put it this way, that guy is a bastard, he is proficient in stealing chickens and dogs, and if this is the case, everyone will not say anything, and he will be taken away by a weasel. What is unacceptable is that the guy is still a pervert, and he doesn't brag at all, he can count how many moles you have on your butt. β
"That's too exaggerated, isn't it?" said a young daughter-in-law's face was shocked.
"It's not an exaggeration, it's not an exaggeration!" Wang Yun said with palpitations: "In the past, everyone would bring water to the house when they took a bath, for fear of being peeked at by the goods, but even if they went to the house to take a bath, it was useless, unless all the windows were closed." If you go to bathe in the lake, hehe, the devil knows if that thing will appear in front of you. β
"What Wang Yun's sister-in-law said is not false at all, I also encountered this situation when the scourge was there, and I was so scared that I didn't sleep well for three days. A woman with a melon seed face sighed.
"Where has that scourge gone?" asked a young daughter-in-law curiously.
Wang Yun said: "Five years ago, he was sent to the army by his father because of a fight, and since he left, everyone doesn't have so many worries, just go to the lake to take a bath, and don't have to worry about those eyes anymore!"
"If that's the case, then the life in our village has really improved significantly, and just thinking about this kind of thing makes me feel like there is a big mountain in my heart!"
Wang Yun sighed: "Seriously, I used to wish that guy Mobei didn't have anything to do in this life, but now I really hope that he will get better and better in the army, and it's best not to come back in this life." β
"Sister-in-law Wang Yun, I didn't expect you to have such big expectations for me, but I'm afraid that my little brother is going to disappoint you!" Suddenly, a magnetic voice rang out.
Hearing this, Wang Yun instinctively looked behind her, and when she saw the man in his twenties who was one meter seven or eight tall, with a tall figure, three-dimensional facial features, and small eyes with single eyelids, she stood up suddenly, and her pupils revealed unconcealable fear: "Mobei? Aren't you in the army? Why did you come back?"
The corners of Mo Bei's mouth rose, and a strange look flashed in his small eyes: "I haven't seen my sister-in-law for five years, and I've fallen a little!"
Looking at the others, they had a tacit understanding, rolled up their straw mats as if they were facing a great enemy, and ran towards the village with their own horses, and some of them shouted as they ran.
"That bastard from Mobei is back!"
"Doomsday, doomsday is coming!"
For a while, the originally quiet Mojiazhuang suddenly became a chicken.
Seeing this scene, Mo Bei touched the tip of his nose with an embarrassed face: "I thought that when I went to the army five years ago, everyone beat gongs and drums to see me off, but now it seems that everyone doesn't like me a little!"
Wang Yun smiled: "It's important to be a man with self-knowledge, I'm very happy, you have!" said that he didn't care about the straw mat on the ground, turned his head and ran.
"Sister-in-law, although you are a little saggy, your cheeks have become bigger, beautiful, really good-looking. Mo Bei subconsciously swallowed his saliva, he has been feeding pigs in the army for five years, even if he sees an old sow, he can make up the picture of male and female sow mating, let alone see a living person.
Without staying too long, Mo Bei walked towards the village with a backpack on his back, and when he first arrived at the head of the village, a playful laughter suddenly sounded: "The chickens and dogs in front of me jumped, and I guessed that my brother Bei had arrived!"
Before the words fell, a young woman in her twenties walked out with a smile.
She is thin and wears a white camisole, sky blue jeans, and flat shoes, giving her a pleasing feeling to the eye. Especially the facial features, the big eyes appear particularly smart, as if they can speak. Under the tall Joan nose is a delicate cherry mouth, although it does not apply powder, but it completely blows all the women who wear makeup.
"You are... Huang Rui?" Mo Bei looked at the girl in surprise.
Looking at Mo Bei's shocked face, Huang Rui showed a proud expression, obviously satisfied with Mo Bei's reaction, spun around in place, and asked with a smile: "Brother Bei, have I changed much?"
Mo Bei looked her up and down a few times, and said seriously: "It has changed a lot, but..."
Huang Rui blurted out: "But what?"
Mo Bei: "It's not a big place!"
"You..." Feeling Mo Bei's eyes staring at her airport non-stop, Huang Rui's face was full of anger, her fists were clenched, and she wanted to beat him up, she also knew her shortcomings, but if she hadn't seen you for five years, couldn't she take into account the feelings of others?
Mo Bei smiled slightly: "You want to say that I am very discerning, right? I know this, well, I am a very self-aware man." Of course, if you don't meet the current conditions, your brother Bei will definitely work hard to help you. β
Huang Rui sneered: "Help me?"
"Help you rub it bigger!" Mo Bei looked at her with frowns, and even more obscene laughter came out of his mouth.
Huang Rui was stunned for a moment, the corners of her mouth rose, revealing a trace of intriguing arc: "Okay, since that's the case, then please ask Brother Bei to help me rub it!"