Women can drive, so there is nothing to do with men.

Just when Li Yuan felt embarrassed, the woman's next words instantly made him forget about the embarrassment.

"You think I'm joking? yes, I'm kidding. ”

The woman said: "As a leader of the children, upbringing is a must, but it also has to be a joke. Some topics will seem vulgar when you say them, but because they are vulgar, they make people feel close. ”

There is a sense of truth in that.

Just now, the image of a woman in Li Yuan's heart was a high goddess, but now she looks full of humanity.

Li Yuan reacted that the woman was teaching him to talk and behave, so he asked seriously: "Do you mean to say, when you see people, you talk about people, and when you see ghosts, you talk nonsense?"

"Almost," the woman laughed, "but your words are the opposite, you should see people talking nonsense, and ghosts talking about people." ”

Seeing that Li Yuan was puzzled, the woman explained: "When you face elders and people with higher status than you, you have to learn to act, no matter what kind of person you are in private, you have to pretend to be like that." And when you're with your peers or people who aren't as good as you, all you need to do is be yourself. ”

"Be myself?"

"Yes. What your personality is, do it. It doesn't matter if you're approachable or vulgar. This is different from dressing, which is external, and personality is internal......"

The woman paused slightly and continued: "The children of high-ranking officials have a sense of arrogance in their bones, and they never explain what they say or do, because they have that kind of confidence. Wang Zengqi wrote such a passage in "Grass and Trees in the World": Gardenia flowers are thick and big, and they are so fragrant that they can't be dusted off, so they don't take them for elegant people, thinking that their moral character is not high. Gardenia said, 'Fuck you, I'm going to smell like this, it smells so good, can you fucking handle it!'"

A national scold came out of the woman's mouth, although this was actually said by Wang Zengqi, but it also made Li Yuan feel dumbfounded.

But dumbfounded is dumbfounded, the meaning is understood, to put it bluntly, don't care about other people's opinions.

Li Yuan somehow suddenly remembered a certain national husband in his previous life, and that was a model for himself.

After figuring it out, Li Yuan's tense shoulders collapsed because he was wearing formal clothes, and he didn't stand stupidly anymore, he spread out directly on the sofa, like Uncle Ge back then.

It looked like a very uncultured posture, but the woman nodded in satisfaction.

"That's it, it seems that you really get it. ”

She said and waved her hand, "Okay, stand up, let's learn to walk." ”

"Walking, you have to learn to walk?" Li Yuan was stunned again, and asked, "Didn't you say that you should be yourself?"

"That's being a man, and what you're going to learn now is being a ghost. ”

……

It's really hard to be a gentleman, this is Li Yuan's biggest feeling now.

Sitting, lying and walking, everything has to be learned from scratch, even with his understanding, it seems extremely difficult.

"Wrong!

From the moment the woman started teaching, she turned from a goddess to a ghost, and she didn't scold, but just asked Li Yuan to repeat it over and over again, and she taught for a full three hours just by walking.

It was the first time that Li Yuan found that walking was such a complicated thing, to be honest, he had never been so tired when he participated in military training.

I simply ate some bread and ham at noon, and I didn't even have time to rest, so the practice continued.

In this way, after another two hours, Li Yuan finally entered the state.

"What do you think?" the woman asked Li Na with a smile as she looked at Li Yuan walking back and forth.

"Not bad, like that. Li Na replied.

"You told me before that he had a good understanding, and I didn't believe it yet, but look, it's only been a few hours, and it's like a decent look. The woman was a little smug.

"That's what you taught well. Li Na smiled rarely.

If you pay attention, you will find that Li Yuan's seemingly random steps are actually as precise as if they have been measured, giving people the feeling that they have been trained for many years.

This kind of precision is different from that of a real soldier, and it is more like an instinct.

"It's a good seedling, and you're going to absorb it into the organization?"

"It doesn't matter what I said to Zhang Wei," Li Na shook her head, "My opinion is that I'm too old...... A lot of things have to be learned from elementary school, and now I can only learn a few things. Besides, this kid's mind is not on this. You don't know, this kid is an idle master, and he just negotiated with Hong Kong Joint Publishing Co., Ltd. two days ago to publish a novel...... When he becomes famous, it will be even more inappropriate. ”

"Listen to you, it's a pity?"

"After all, there are so many talents, and geniuses are too rare. ”

"That's right. ”

The woman nodded, frowned and asked, "How did he find a Hong Kong publishing house when he published a book?"

Li Na told the woman about the grievances between Li Yuan and Tian Zhongqing, and finally hesitated for a moment and said: "Tian Zhongqing is not reasonable after all, and there may be stumbling blocks in the future, even if it passes through Hong Kong...... I'm afraid it's not easy to do. ”

The woman didn't say anything, but said, "I know." ”

After speaking, she called out to Li Yuan and said, "Just practice walking here, and then practice sitting." ”

……

Sitting sounds easier than walking, but it's actually more tiring.

Walking is dynamic, while sitting, is static.

A correct sitting posture affects many aspects, not only in terms of posture, but also in terms of health.

Li Yuan has always been a little hunchback in his previous life because of his low self-esteem, although he has paid attention to this in this life, but it is still a little difficult for him to sit upright.

"Keep your back straight! Relax your shoulders! Shoulders, it's not that you want your whole body to relax!" The woman once again entered the state of devil coaching, holding a whip that had been conjured out of nowhere, and knocked Li Yuan from time to time.

After a lot of effort, I finally adjusted a relatively perfect sitting posture.

"Very well, that's it, hold on, when I say stop, stop. ”

As she spoke, the woman moved a chair and sat aside, holding a book in her hand and reading it.

Although she was reading, the woman would glance at Li Yuan from time to time, but whenever she slackened, she would immediately correct it.

"It's called sitting on pins and needles......

Li Yuan said with a wry smile to Li Na, who was standing opposite.

"That's a good idea. Li Na actually nodded solemnly and said, "I'll go back and ask to see where there are needles and felts." ”

“……”

Li Yuan decided to ignore this perverted woman, but after a while, he couldn't help but ask, "Isn't it a little too solemn?" I mean, you will follow anyway, I just need to be in charge of catching up with the line, right?"

"Someone will follow you, but not in public. ”

"Why?"

"To avoid being targeted by the FBI. ”

"No, you're professional!"

"Because we are professional enough, we ...... All in all, it's hard to explain, you just need to know that it's easy for the FBI to recognize us, and of course, the reverse is also true. ”

"Oh......"

Hearing Li Na say this, Li Yuan felt a lot more pressure, he originally thought that his task was not heavy, it was nothing more than a role of covering on the bright side, but he didn't expect that he was actually the one who took the lead.

"But," Li Yuan asked seriously, "After your training, wouldn't it be easy for me to be targeted by the FBI?"

"How professional do you think you are?" Li Na said sarcastically, "What you learned is not even a superficial thing, just to make you look more like it." The FBI will only be blind to keep an eye on you!"

"It's also ......" Li Yuan smiled awkwardly, this is probably the difference between professional actors and amateur actors.

This topic came to an end quickly, but neither of them expected that Li Yuan's worries would really come true soon after.

……

Li Yuan practiced hard behind closed doors in the bungalow for three whole days.

Maybe someone said hello, Shen Zhuyin and the others didn't contact Li Yuan, only Li Yan called him and told him that the post-processing of the recording was done, Li Yuan told him Feng Wan's mobile phone number and asked him to contact her, and then there was no follow-up.

On the evening of the third day, in the dining room of the bungalow.

Li Yuan sat on the dining chair and enjoyed a sumptuous dinner.

It's not so much enjoyment as a kind of torment, after all, being watched by onlookers, no matter how delicious the dish is, it tastes like chewing wax in the mouth.

Fortunately, this is finally coming to an end.

"Smack. The woman clapped her hands and said to Li Yuan with a smile: "Congratulations, you have passed the assessment." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, Li Yuan's body suddenly relaxed, but soon instinctively straightened his waist again.

This time, the whip did not fall.

At the end of the assessment, the "audience" took their seats one after another, and it officially entered the dinner time.

In addition to the two women present, there was also Zhang Wei, who had just arrived this afternoon.

"Well done. ”

Zhang Wei pinched Li Yuan's shoulder, sat next to him, threw him a small notebook, and said, "This is your specific identity, read it carefully at night, and return it to me after reading." As for a passport or something, someone will give it to you when you get to the airport. ”

"When do I leave?" asked Li Yuan.

"It's okay at any time, but," Zhang Wei said and looked at the woman: "I don't think there's a problem, but you taught people, do you think there is still a problem?"

"It's good to be able to do this in a short period of time. ”

The woman smiled and said, "If you can't rest assured, you can take him to the capital for a walk, I guess most people won't doubt his identity." ”

"I don't have that much to spare. Zhang Wei smiled and asked again: "Beyond words, there is no problem?"

"If I have to say, there's a problem. The woman paused, pointed at Li Yuan and said, "He still lacks a girlfriend." ”

Girlfriend?

Li Yuan felt a little inexplicable.

"Haha, what's my problem!"

Zhang Wei laughed and said, "I have thought of this a long time ago, I should indeed have a girlfriend at this age." ”

He looked at his watch and said to the woman, "Wait a minute, the people will be there soon." Then he said to Li Yuan: "I helped you find a girlfriend, of course, you also know each other." ”

Girlfriend?

Li Yuan really couldn't think of who Zhang Wei was talking about.

Could it be Shen Zhuyin?

Just then, the doorbell rang.

"Go open the door. Zhang Wei squeezed his eyebrows at Li Yuan and said, "Don't be too surprised when you see it......"

Pretending to be a ghost.

Li Yuan sneered, got up and walked to the door to open the door, and saw the person standing outside the door, his eyes widened -

"How are you?!"