Chapter 263: Who is the King of Thieves?
The guards present were all stunned!
Why did two thieves appear at the same time?
Captain of the Janissary Shame:
"What's going on? Who are you Shi San?"
"It's me the King of Thieves!" Shi San roared.
Liu Bei's face was calm:
"You fake Shi San, you really have a long ability, dare to pretend to be me in front of this thief king!
I'm Nima!
Instead, say I'm shameless?
Stone three air fried:
"Boy, you're the fake stone three, okay? and say I'm shameless, can you be shameless to this realm?"
Liu Bei still couldn't microwave, and took out a box of soft middle from his pocket:
"Well, don't you want to impersonate me? If you want to impersonate me, you need real skills! As the saying goes, it's the mule or the horse that goes out to slip around! Now, I'll give this pack of cigarettes to the captain of the guard. Which of us will take this box of cigarettes from the captain of the guard first, and who will be the king of thieves!
The captain of the guard saw that Liu Bei was full of confidence when he spoke, and said with a smile:
"Haha, this little brother must be the thief king Shi San. He spoke, too imposingly. Well, okay, I'll put this box of cigarettes on my body. Whoever of you touches this box of cigarettes first is the king of thieves. ”
Others also feel that the live performance of the two "thieves" can better prove who is the king of thieves.
Besides, they hadn't seen how the thief stole things, and now they really wanted to see the thief's methods on the spot.
So, everyone coaxed one after another, and they had to let Shi San and Liu Bei have a competition on the spot.
When it comes to stealing, Shi San has never lost to anyone!
At this moment, Shi San also immediately came with twelve points of confidence, and smiled hoarsely:
"Haha, the competition is the competition, I, the real thief king, can I still lose to you?"
The captain of the guard took the soft middle: "Since it is a competition, the two of you real and false Shi San, both turned around." I'll hide it in the bag first, and then you turn around. Otherwise, when you see where my softness is hidden, it is just a fight for speed, and it will not reflect whose thief skills are higher. ”
Liu Bei and Shi San both turned around.
The captain of the guard first put the soft middle in his armpit, and then felt that it was not good to put it under the armpit, so he put the soft middle in his hat.
In the end, the captain of the guard felt that putting this soft in his hat was not the best choice.
Simply, the captain outside the door put the box of soft middle in the grass on the side of the road, and then pressed a small stone on top of the soft middle school!
This time, the captain of the guard was satisfied, and said secretly: Hahaha, now this bag is soft, and it is not on me at all. I see what you two real and false thieves can touch from me!
The others, too, secretly stealing fun, gave a thumbs up to the captain of the guard, and silently praised him - he really knows how to play.
After hiding in the soft, the captain of the guard sang:
"Two Shi San, start your show!"
Whew!
Two wind sounds!
Shi San and Liu Bei both flashed out at the same time.
Shi San's speed was comparable to lightning, and he instantly came to the side of the captain of the guard, and reached out to grope on the captain of the guard.
And Liu Bei immediately turned into an afterimage.
After a while, there was not even an afterimage!
Liu Bei was like the world had evaporated.
The attention of countless people is no longer on the body of the captain of the guard, but on the stone!
Soon, everyone saw that the stone seemed to move, but they did not see any hands to remove it.
Immediately afterwards, the guards of the Zhang family who were present all felt as if a trace of cold wind suddenly appeared around them.
But soon, this subtle cold wind disappeared again!
Even the thief king Shi San seemed to feel a cool breeze. But the cool breeze disappeared in an instant.
"That's it!"
When everyone heard Liu Bei say these two words, they saw that Liu Bei had already appeared beside Su Yujing, and put more than ten mobile phones on the ground.
Rumble!
The crowd was shocked!
"Who is this phone?"
"This little brother, isn't he stealing soft, how did it become a mobile phone?"
"Damn, I saw it, there's a mobile phone, it seems to be mine?"
...
The group of doormen, all of whom were taken aback again, reached for their own mobile phones in their trouser pockets.
As a result, these dozen doormen all found that their mobile phones were missing?
"He's Shi San, he's the real Shi San. ”
"Yes, this little brother has taken away all our mobile phones, absolutely only the king of thieves can do it!"
", Mr. Thief Wang, what you are performing is touching the soft, why are you so ruthless and touching all our mobile phones?"
...
At this moment, all the guards were convinced that Liu Bei was the authentic thief Shi San.
And Shi San was so angry that he almost vomited blood, his face was dead and silent, and he really felt like a dog in his heart!
And Liu Bei, when he took the soft bag, said with a smile:
"I'm going to touch the soft. But you put the soft middle under the stone, it's too easy to challenge. I'm just going to take your phones away!"
What the?
Still too difficult?
The captain of the guard went to remove the stone himself, and everyone found that the soft middle under the stone was indeed missing.
For a time, the captain of the guard respected Liu Bei very much and worshiped him to the extreme:
"Tsk, Mr. Thief King, you are indeed the real King of Thieves. Not long ago, I just saw that the stone seemed to move, and you had already taken it away. In addition, you also touched all of our mobile phones in one go, and only the king of thieves has this ability. ”
Listening to the words of the captain of the guard, the others all looked at Liu Bei with a look of worship.
Only Su Yujing and Xiao Sang glanced at each other and secretly laughed!
And the captain of the guard pointed at Shi San again and roared:
"You lo ratio, you dare to pretend to be the thief king in front of the real thief king, and now your true form is revealed, right? Hmph, you dare to come and pretend to be the thief king, you must want to infiltrate our Zhang family. People like you who want to infiltrate the Zhang family must be someone with ill intentions. We, the Zhang family, will never allow us to get involved with evil people with ill intentions! Now, we are going to break your legs. ”
Stone three gas fried!
He knows that now he is speechless!
In terms of thief methods, Shi San also secretly admired Liu Bei, knowing that Liu Bei's thief skills were countless times more powerful than him.
If he is called the king of thieves, Liu Bei can be called a thief!!
Now, about to be broken leg, Shi San immediately said loudly:
"Wait, I'm really Shi San. He is the fake Shi San. I have an invitation, and I'm going to show it to you now. ”
The captain of the guard was puzzled for a moment, and stretched out a hand:
"What, you still have the invitation card that the Zhang family sent you? Take it out and take a look." ”
Shi San touched it for a while, but he didn't find the invitation, and immediately broke out in a cold sweat:
", where is my invitation? Could it be that my invitation has also been touched by this fake stone three?"
Bah!
The captain of the guard took a bite at Shi San and said sharply:
"If you don't have an invitation, don't pretend. Are you fools for us?"
And Liu Bei, he took out an invitation card from his pocket:
"He's a fake stone three, he can't act in a full set of acts, it's really scum acting. I really have an invitation, I don't believe you can come and take a look!"
The captain of the guard and the others looked around Liu Bei and found that Liu Bei's invitation was the real invitation sent by the Zhang family.
"You fake stone three, what else do you have to say now?"
The captain of the guard did not say anything, but waved his hand.
More than a dozen doormen immediately rushed towards Shi San, completely breaking Shi San's limbs before they came to ask Liu Bei for his mobile phone!
(End of chapter)