Chapter 2: Hugging the thighs of the Three Realms Immortal Venerable
The voice in his head made Su Zhuo confused, and asked with some horror, "You...... Who are you?Where are you?!"
"I am a great monk who failed to cross the Samadhi True Fire Tribulation two thousand years ago, the Three Realms Immortal Venerable!"
The voice in his head replied smugly, "Now it's in your head." ”
Su Zhuo was even more shocked, and almost didn't jump up from the ground: "What......? You're staying in my head?!you...... What are your intentions?!"
"Help!"
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable in his mind said.
"Help me?!"
Su Zhuo shook his head like a rattle, "I don't need your help, you ...... Hurry up and get out!"
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable sneered, "Don't you want to make those who tease you pay?!"
"Of course I want to, this revenge is not avenged, it is not a person, otaku also needs dignity, and the sling is also bloody!"
Su Zhuo clenched his fists tightly, but quickly deflated again, "Forget it, everyone is super rich and second-generation, and they can kill me with money." ”
"Something that has no interest, why did the old man choose you blindly!"
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable was so angry that the sun shined on the incense burner with purple smoke, "That's it, choose chickens and chickens, choose dogs and dogs, mix with the old man with peace of mind, and let those people kneel and lick you in less than a month!"
"Kneel licking?!"
Su Zhuo's excitement was like a lit firework, "Let the woman kneel and lick it for me, and all the men will be beaten halfway and thrown into the sea to feed the fish, hey! You're not bragging, are you?!"
"Joke, the old man is the Immortal Venerable of the Three Realms, if it weren't for the fall of the Tribulation, he would have already stepped on the void and transcendent things by now!"
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable said domineeringly, and sneered again, "In short, as long as you do what I say, power, wealth, beauty, and power, you will have everything!"
Su Zhuo was moved, didn't Huang Ziyang, a group of social moths, just rely on a few stinky money to run rampant and domineering in school and engage girls?
If you combine power, wealth, beauty, and power, wouldn't you beat a rich and handsome man every day and push down a white rich beauty every night?!
It's cool to think about such a wanton life.
Endure it or be cruel!
I can't bear it, I don't need to endure it anymore!
Those who make fun of themselves must pay the price in blood, and they must do it in a moment!
"What do you need me to do?!"
There are often only a few steps at the key point in life, and Su Zhuo decisively decided to hug the thigh of the Three Realms Immortal Venerable.
"You help me reshape my true body, I will teach you what I have learned all my life, if you have a good bones, you only need to practice for a few months, you will be able to cross the Jiangbei and meet opponents, if you have excellent bones and good luck, you will be able to successfully cross the catastrophe, then you will have the ability to overturn the rivers and seas with one thought, and destroy the stars with one finger, and everything you want is not at your fingertips?"
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable is extremely arrogant and swears.
"What's this!?!?"
Su Zhuo's eyes widened, and he only felt that he was dreaming.
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable couldn't help but sneer: "Could it be that the old man will bluff you, cultivate all the way, go against the sky, seize yin and yang, steal creation, turn nirvana, hold life and death, and palm reincarnation, not to mention the final return to purity and return to the true realm, just take the entry-level quenching and qi refining as an example, if you become small, it will also ensure that you can come and go freely in this vast world, and lay down a beautiful country." ”
Su Zhuo heard this, his blood boiled, and he asked suspiciously, "How do you prove it?"
The Three Realms Immortal Venerable couldn't help but be angry, a weak chicken like Su Zhuo, if he had put it in the past, he wouldn't have looked at it, how could he finally find a suitable host, plus he had to ask the other party, so he could only show sincerity: "It's easy to prove, it's just that the old man is weak now, and he can't wake up in five days after proving it, and if you want to take revenge, you have to postpone it for five days." ”
Su Zhuo secretly said that it is indispensable to guard against people, in case this old guy is a big fool, he gritted his teeth and said: "A gentleman takes revenge, ten years is not too late, five days is five days!"
"First of all, I will heal the wounds on your body, and secondly, I will pass on a trace of true yuan to you, and when you wake up and find a big tree to punch, you can know how powerful the old man is. ”
After speaking, the voice of the Three Realms Immortal Venerable disappeared.
Su Zhuo opened his eyes suddenly, and there was no pain on his body, and when he touched his face again, it didn't seem to be swollen into a pig's head.
At the same time, Su Zhuo wanted to come to a handsome and cool carp to stand up, but it ended in failure, and he suddenly doubted the words of the Three Realms Immortal Venerable.
With the only glimmer of hope left for the revolution, he selected the thinnest willow tree from the shore of Yuanyang Lake, and threw a punch at the letter in doubt.
A stream of heat instantly rose from his lower abdomen, and a strange power suddenly attached to Su Zhuo's fist.
Click!
The willow tree with the thick arm broke in two!