Chapter 357: A charlatan who sells dog skin plasters
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A woman's mind is very strange, when she is in a bad mood, even if you do well, it is not good, on the contrary, if she is in a particularly good mood, even if you do badly, she will say that you are doing very well, and encourage you on the side.
Bei Wuwu just took Dongfang Ruxue to eat a bowl of ramen, and Dongfang Ruxue was very grateful, the reason was because she saw Bei Wuwu carefully treating her at home, and her heart was warm.
"I'm going to eat two bowls. Dongfang Ruxue pouted, and said as if she was a little petty.
Bei Wuwu almost vomited blood, and looked Dongfang Ruxue up and down: "I said wife, can you eat?"
It's not that Bei Wuwu is reluctant to pay a few dollars, just look at the people who eat ramen on the table next to him, this ramen is a lot, and then look at Dongfang Ruxue's delicate face, as well as that thin body, if you kill Bei Wuwu, you won't think that Dongfang Ruxue can kill two bowls of ramen, of course, unless you are hungry for three days and three nights, let alone two bowls of ramen, I'm afraid that three bowls of ramen won't be enough.
"Hmph, I just want to eat two bowls, I don't care, I just want two bowls. Dongfang Ruxue pulled Bei Wuwu's arm, just playing the temper of a little woman.
"Okay, boss, I'll add another bowl of ramen here. Bei Wuwu had no choice but to say to the boss, but his wife's petty action, let alone someone else, is the self who has experienced countless flowers, .quledu. Posted.
If there is money to be made, of course the boss is happy, not to mention three bowls of ramen, even ten bowls of ramen will be served.
As a result, in the end, Dongfang Ruxue couldn't eat half a bowl of it, and finally pushed it all to Bei Wuwu, and made Bei Wuwu angry and his wife several times, but there was no way, you can't waste it, Bei Wuwu doesn't have the habit of wasting food, but with his amount of food, these two and a half bowls of ramen can still be eaten.
In the end, Beiwuwu was full of food, while Dongfang Ruxue looked at Beiwuwu with a smile and a burst of joy in her heart.
"Laugh, laugh again, laugh again and sell you to Africa" Bei Wuwu glared at Dongfang Ruxue viciously, picked up the tea on the table and drank it all, some people next to him were dumbfounded, but they didn't expect this guy to directly kill two and a half bowls of ramen, and they all stared at Bei Wuwu as if they were looking at aliens.
Being glared at by Bei Wuwu like this, Dongfang Ruxue immediately stopped laughing, but her big eyes were still looking at Bei Wuwu's stomach, wanting to know how these two big bowls of ramen got into his stomach.
After eating and drinking, it was not early, Beiwu hugged Dongfang Ruxue and prepared to go back, which aroused the envy of everyone, and said that this kid is really the eighth generation of his ancestors who have all accumulated yin virtue, and he can actually hold such a beautiful beauty, if they marry such a beautiful wife, they are willing to live ten years less
Bei Wuwu returned home with Dongfang Ruxue in his arms, then put it on the sofa, and then sat on the single sofa next to him, not to mention, after leaving on the battlefield for a long time, two and a half bowls of ramen entered the stomach, and he was really panicked.
"Come, I'll see if your feet are getting better. "Bei Wuwu squatted in front of Dongfang Ruxue, but it was quite difficult, he ate so many things, and his stomach was very strong, but fortunately, Bei Wuwu practiced hard qigong and other things, even if he ate more things, he could close his stomach.
"Hey, hey, hey, you're not trying to take advantage of me, are you" Dongfang Ruxue immediately objected, and her jade-like jade feet were caught in her husband's hands.
"Don't move, let me see, it's not good to leave sequelae" Bei Wuwu carefully held Dongfang Ruxue's jade feet, as if he was holding a peerless treasure, looked at it carefully, and then gently massaged it with his fingers.
Originally, Dongfang Ruxue wanted to ridicule Bei Wuwu for a few words, but when she saw Bei Wuwu's cautious appearance, she immediately felt a touch of warmth floating in her heart, it seems that this home
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The guy is not useless, and he really cares about himself.
But don't really say it, Bei Wuwu's technique is quite superb, and the soles of the feet are sensitive areas of people, being pinched by Bei Wuwu like this, Dongfang Ruxue's face was immediately dissatisfied with a touch of peach, and the whole person looked delicate, as if she could squeeze out water.
Finally, after Beiwu finished doing this, his squatting legs were numb, he turned around and sat on the side of Dongfang Ruxue, unceremoniously grabbed Dongfang Ruxue's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Wife, how is it, your husband's skills are not particularly superb, even the regular doctors in the hospital are not as good as me." ”
"Cut, as far as your method is concerned, I think it's similar to those wandering liars who sell dog skin plasters on the rivers and lakes. Dongfang Ruxue pouted, but in her heart, she also admitted that Bei Wuwu's technique was indeed very superb, but she didn't say anything about it.
"Eh, I'm so sad, I still treat you so hard, but in the end, I said that I was a liar who sold dog skin plasters on the rivers and lakes, and my heart was plucked out of the cold" Bei Wuwu said very sadly, his expression was like the pain of Stephen Chow's death in the movie Tang Bohu and Qiu Xiang, which looked particularly exaggerated.
"Okay, okay, husband, I was wrong, come, I must be very tired, I'll give you a massage." Dongfang Ruxue put her hands on Bei Wuwu's shoulders very interestingly, and then kneaded it gently, remembering that the man just squatted on the ground to help him massage his feet, and when he got up, his legs were weak, Dongfang Ruxue felt a warmth in his heart, a man is so protective of himself, he should also sacrifice a little for him, love, is it the tolerance, understanding and love between two people.
Bei Wuwu closed his eyes and enjoyed Dongfang Ruxue's kneading, not to mention how good Dongfang Ruxue's technique is, just say that such a beautiful beauty kneades your shoulders, even if this woman's technique is not good at all, you will feel very comfortable when you think about it, especially Dongfang Ruxue's noble temperament, it is like an ancient princess, how can you not make Bei Wuxue feel comfortable
"Husband, are you comfortable" Dongfang Ruxue spat out a breath of Zhilan in Bei Wuwu's ear, and the soft and boneless voice reached Bei Wuwu's ears.
"Comfortable, comfortable, it's so comfortable" Bei Wuwu closed his eyes and enjoyed it, especially Dongfang Ruxue just sighed in his ear, which made Bei Wuwu's whole body crispy and numb, and secretly said in his heart that there was such a bewitching and charming side under his wife's noble appearance, Rao had seen it countless times, and every time he was still so relaxed.
Seeing Bei Wuwu's comfortable expression, Dongfang Ruxue was angry, and the strength in her hand began to exert herself, and she wanted to give this guy a little color, and she must pinch him.
As a result, the harder Dongfang Ruxue worked, the more comfortable Beiwu felt, it was like sitting on the clouds, he was an emperor, and beside him were seventy-two concubines in three palaces and six courtyards, some pinched their legs, some rubbed their shoulders, and there was a plate of fruit on the side, which was really happy.
After pinching it a few times, Dongfang Ruxue's hands felt numb, but seeing this guy's more and more comfortable expression, she put her hand down in a fit of anger, this guy is really rough and thick-skinned, and he used so much strength that he still didn't have anything to do.
"Wife, go on, hurry, continue, it's so comfortable" Bei Wuwu's expression was particularly exaggerated, and he was still imagining that he was the first emperor in the world, the whole world was not the king's land, and the shore of the land was not the king's minister, and countless harem beauties around him were serving him.
But think about it, Liu Wanting's big hand strength and all her strength can't make Bei Wuwu feel pain, not to mention a little woman like Dongfang Ruxue who sits in the office every day, her little hands are not lethal to Bei Wuwu's whole body.
"Bei Wuwu, do you really think that you are an ancient landlord, do you treat me as a maid" Dongfang Ruxue said angrily, this guy just had a smug expression on his face, maybe he didn't know what to do in his heart, maybe, he still fantasized about the seventy-two concubines of the three palaces and six courtyards. 00 collected and organized, the copyright belongs to the author or publisher.