Chapter 279 Shi Yue incarnates into the Eight Commandments of the Drama to make you happy to be a mother
Tang Seng smacked his mouth, his eyes looked at the incomparably clear river, thinking that he wanted to taste the river water as a teacher. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
Next to him, Shi Yue hurriedly handed it forward again: "Master, water." ”
Tang Seng had to sigh helplessly, and then took a few sips, but seeing that Zhu Bajie drank so happily, he couldn't help but be a little greedy, so he hurriedly said Amitabha Buddha and didn't look at the clear river again.
But I don't know why the sand monk didn't drink water, I think it was in the quicksand river for more than 500 years, and many times when he was hungry, he could only drink water to satisfy his hunger.
Shi Yue quietly observed everyone, the same is true of the little white dragon, what a good opportunity, such a clear river, if you miss it, you will never miss it. But he said that the little white dragon was also imprisoned in the water at the beginning, and when he was hungry, he could only drink water to satisfy his hunger.
Shi Yue couldn't help but think nonsense, Tang Seng drank the water, waited for a while, and then got on the horse again and hurried away.
At this time, Shi Yue finally had a little mood, after all, it was a famous daughter country, and there was a big joy for Zhu Bajie next, but I don't know what kind of thing would be born.
Sure enough, just after half an hour of traveling, Zhu Bajie's face suddenly changed, and he shouted: "Abdominal pain!"
Zhu Bajie directly covered his stomach and stopped, and the pig's face couldn't help but twist.
The honest man of Sha Seng hurriedly blinked the donkey's eyes and asked with concern, "I think I have eaten cold water?"
Zhu Bajie's face turned white again, and he covered his stomach even tighter and said, "It hurts so much!"
However, as he spoke, Zhu Bajie's belly grew at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, and Shi Yue could clearly feel that the "child" in his body was frantically absorbing everything from Zhu Bajie.
At this time, the Monkey King who had changed from Shi Yue could care about it as a senior brother, and he couldn't help but touch it with his hand, feeling as if there was a lump of flesh and blood, and the bones and bones were constantly moving, and he immediately determined that Zhu Bajie was really pregnant!
At this moment, Tang Seng suddenly pointed to a cottage on the side of the road and said: "There should be a family selling wine over there, why don't I wait and ask for some hot soup and Bajie to eat, you can also ask if there is a seller of medicine, ask for medicine, and treat abdominal pain with Bajie." ”
In an instant, Shi Yue couldn't help sweating, and put a Nima plaster, this pregnancy plaster is also useful? Fortunately, it is him, it is estimated that if it were Sun Wukong, he couldn't help laughing out loud at this time.
In the sound of Zhu Bajie's chirping, after such a while, he arrived at the entrance of the village, but Shi Yue also had to take Zhu Bajie a hand, after all, she was pregnant at this time, so she had to give some special care.
But I saw that there was only an old woman outside the door of the cottage, sitting on the straw mound.
Shi Yue knew what was going on, it was nothing more than that there was no man in this realm, so he stepped forward directly and asked: "Mother-in-law, I am all from the Tang Dynasty, I have a junior brother, because I crossed the river and ate the river water, I felt a pain in my stomach, but I don't know if there is a good medicine around here?"
At this time, when this play was played, Shi Yue was not in a hurry, and he was not in a hurry, and he was in a hurry when Zhu Bajie was pregnant, but he was waiting to see a good show.
But when the mother-in-law heard this, she immediately couldn't help laughing and said, "In which river did your junior brother come to draw water?"
Shi Yue said quietly: "It is eaten in the Qingshui River in the east of here." ”
When the mother-in-law heard this, the smile on her face suddenly became thicker, and she couldn't help laughing: "It's a good joke! It's a good joke! You can come in, and I'll talk to you equally." ”
Tang Seng also hurriedly dismounted when he heard this, and Sha Seng held Zhu Bajie, humming constantly, and then shyly stomach, only the pig's face turned pale in pain.
After entering the grass hut and sitting down, Shi Yue hurriedly said with concern: "Mother-in-law, I will cook some hot soup with my junior brother, thank you." ”
But when the mother-in-law heard this, she didn't go to cook the soup, but she smiled and ran around and shouted, "Come and see, everyone!
Shi Yue suddenly couldn't help sweating again, at this time it was only the outermost wilderness of the daughter country, but he didn't feel anything, but the more he lived here, the older he was, and the sparsely populated area.
But seeing that three half-aged women came out of it in an instant, they all came to look at Zhu Bajie and smiled, and it took a long time for one of them to open his eyes and smile: "I'm afraid that this master's stomach hurts, I'm afraid it can't be cured." ”
The other person then smiled and said, "This is the Xiliang Women's Country." Our kingdom is full of women, and there are no men, so I rejoice in seeing you. But the water that this master eats is not good, and the river is called the Zimu River, and outside my king's city, there is also a Yingyang Pavilion Station, and there is a spring outside the post gate. I'm from here, but I have to be over twenty years old to dare to eat the water in the river. ”
"After the draft, I felt abdominal pain and had a baby. Three days later, go to the Yingyang Pavilion to shine on the edge of the fetus. If there are two shadows, a child is born. Your junior brother has eaten the water of the Zimu River, and it has become fetal gas, and he will not give birth to a child in the future, how can the hot soup be cured?"
When Zhu Bajie heard this, his face turned white again in an instant, and even the pig's mouth couldn't help but tremble.
Tang Seng was also a little dumbfounded, and couldn't react for a long time after listening to it, the Zimu River, the Zimu River, turned out to be the river water, but the poor monk almost ate the water! But when I think of the scene at that time, I feel quite strange, the apprentice Sun Wukong seems to have known it for a long time, otherwise why didn't he let himself eat the river water?
Tang Seng couldn't help but glance at Sun Wukong, but he felt that it was no different, and then opened his hand Amitabha Buddha and said: "Wukong, how can this be done?"
Zhu Bajie twisted his waist and snorted with his hips: "Grandpa! I want to give birth to a child, but I am a male pig! ”
Shi Yue couldn't help but smile and said: "Senior brother, don't worry, the ancients are cloudy, melons are ripe and falling, if it comes to that season, it will definitely crack a hole under the flank and drill out on its own." ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, the pig's mouth couldn't help but tremble again, and his voice trembled slightly: "That's it! It's dead! How can my old pig ......?"
Sha Seng couldn't help but grinned and said: "Second senior brother, don't twist and twist! I'm just afraid that I will make a mistake in raising my child's intestines and make a prenatal disease." ”
When Zhu Bajie heard this, he suddenly became more and more panicked, and some of his little eyes were filled with tears, and then he grabbed Sun Wukong and said: "Brother Monkey! You ask this mother-in-law, see that there is a light-handed stable woman there, and find a few in advance. It's coming!
I almost didn't say anything about Shi Yue, I have to say that a bastard is a bastard, this thinking is not something that normal people can understand at all, and at this time I began to worry about the problem of Wen Po.
Sha Seng couldn't help but hear the big eyeballs, and grinned: "Second senior brother, since you know that it hurts, don't twist, just squeeze the pulp bubble." ”
Tang Seng simply recited the scriptures to himself on the side, and did not make a sound.
A woman on the side couldn't help but laugh when she saw it, and suddenly opened her mouth and said: "There is a Jieyang Mountain on our Zhengnan Street, and there is a broken hole in the mountain, and there is a fetal spring in the hole. You have to take a sip of water from the well to relieve the fetal gas. ”
"It's just that now there is no water, and the fetal spring has been occupied by a person, named Ruyi True Immortal, and the broken hole has been changed into a Juxian Nunnery, protecting the fetal spring, and refusing to give it to others. But those who want water need to pay a red salute, a sheep wine and fruit bowl, and dedicate themselves sincerely, only asking him for a bowl of water. How can you, foot monks, get a lot of money and compradors? But you can only be ordered to give birth when the time comes. ”
When Shi Yue heard this, his face immediately turned overjoyed, and he hurriedly asked how far the distance was, making it look like he was going to fetch water, so that Zhu Bajie was full of hope, and finally gave birth to the child in despair. But he also knew that at this time, the younger brother of the Bull Demon King must have been beaten into a dog by Sun Wukong.