Chapter 310: Alchemy
In the early morning, when the sky was bright, Yang Huaiping got up from the bed with a carp, and he looked at the lazy and tired Sang Yu with a jade body on the bed and knew that this time it was a big deal.
Sang Yu seemed to feel Yang Huaiping's wake-up, she slowly opened her worried eyes, Sang Yu saw Yang Huaiping directly use a fatal scissor foot to clamp his neck, her legs suddenly pushed Yang Huaiping over on the bed, Sang Yu took out the soul ruler from the head of the bed and hit Yang Huaiping on the head and face.
Yang Huaiping realized that what he did last night was a little inauthentic, he just held his head in his hands to protect his handsome face from being hurt, and silently withstood the roar of Sang Yu's impermeable dementor ruler.
Sang Yu beat Yang Huaiping at the same time, and she shouted, "Yang Huaiping, you shameless bastard, you despicable and obscene slut who should kill a thousand knives, how can you have that kind of dirty hobby, the old lady will beat you to death today to eliminate harm for the people!"
As she spoke, Sang Yu stretched out a jade foot that was as smooth as jade and kicked Yang Huaiping to the ground, and her raindrop-like fist instantly hit Yang Huaiping's face.
"That Sang Yu, don't slap your face, I was also poisoned by the dark blue flower last night, all my actions are subconscious, I don't know I will do that kind of thing......" Yang Huaiping suddenly remembered that he couldn't help but use some of the tricks he accidentally saw in the blood-red sack on Sang Yu.
About a pillar of incense time later, Sang Yu beat Yang Huaiping into a pig's head stew, and she was still angry and bit Yang Huaiping's shoulder with a mouthful of shell teeth.
Yang Huaiping gritted his teeth and silently endured everything under the pain, and he secretly scolded in his heart that it was because he was too poisoned by Sai Yanjiao in the blood-red cloth bag to do such a dirty thing.
After Sang Yu sucked one-third of the blood in Yang Huaiping's body, she let go and bit Yang Huaiping's shoulder, Sang Yu stared at Yang Huaiping coldly and said, "Don't get out of here, don't wait for the old lady to change her mind and cut it off for you directly with scissors!"
After hearing Sang Yu's words, Yang Huaiping suddenly felt a chill in his lower body and hurriedly escaped from Sang Yu's room wrapped in a blanket, he thought to himself that the contents of this blood-red bag could no longer be seen, and he must be determined to resist this bad temptation in the future.
Just when Yang Huaiping walked out of Sang Yu's room, he saw Shen Qinglian looking at him with a disappointed look, and Shen Qinglian said with a serious face: "Huaiping, you give me a reasonable explanation for what happened last night, do you know that it was because you and Sang Yu made too much noise, and I didn't sleep well all night, do you think you are worthy of me for doing this, are you right about our child in my belly?"
Yang Huaiping paced to Shen Qinglian's side, he hugged Shen Qinglian and said in a deep voice: "I have no choice but to make this decision, in short, you believe me!"
Shen Qinglian looked at Yang Huaiping's blue nose and swollen face, she pinched the soft flesh on Yang Huaiping's waist and said: "You guy really deserve it, people say that rabbits don't eat the grass by the nest, but I didn't expect you to be ...... guy."
Yang Huaiping frowned and didn't speak, he thought to himself that since he wanted to do a big deal, then what was this small effort, Yang Huaiping opened his mouth Shen Qinglian made a look and motioned for her to go back to the house to rest, and then he took all the medicinal materials in the courtyard to the kitchen and began to refine the pill.
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Soon thick black smoke began to rise from the chimney in the kitchen, and Yang Huaiping threw many medicinal materials into the big black cauldron to run the true qi refining, because he knew that these herbs were not easy to come by, so he was very cautious and careful when refining the elixir, for fear that this pot of elixir would be refined.
Just as Yang Huaiping was concentrating on the operation of the True Qi Alchemy, Sang Yu appeared at the door of the kitchen with a cunning face, and she looked at Yang Huaiping's appearance with a blue nose and swollen face, and her mood was a little complicated.
Yang Huaiping said indifferently: "Since you beat me and your anger is gone, then you can come in, I admit that what happened last night was my fault, I shouldn't use you to unravel the poison on my body for me, especially to do that kind of thing to you!"
Sang Yu looked at Yang Huaiping with a sincere look and didn't say anything, she walked to Yang Huaiping's side with a curious look and said, "What are you doing, you are making a mystery alone!"
Yang Huaiping sniffed the pill in the pot that didn't smell very good, he took out a pill from the pot and handed it to Sang Yu, "This pill is called hallucinogenic pill, if you eat one, you will be fluttering, what do you think!"
"Huaiping, you can brag, is your dark elixir as amazing as you say, it's just nonsense that you are still fluttering" Sang Yu stared at Yang Huaiping with disdain.
After Yang Huaiping added firewood to the fire under the big black cauldron, he threw the pill in his hand into his mouth like throwing jelly beans, and in just a moment, he fell into the illusion of hallucinogenic pills, which made people sink into intoxication.
In the illusion, Yang Huaiping saw many beautiful warblers beckoning to him, including child-faced little Lori, pure school flowers, domineering female presidents, uniformed flight attendants and other beauties, he looked at this lively scene and couldn't help but wander around in the kitchen, looking very intoxicated.
Sang Yu saw Yang Huaiping's eyes squinting and enjoying his face, she even saw Yang Huaiping's mouth drooling shamelessly, and his smile was even worse to the extreme, Sang Yu couldn't help but think of Yang Huaiping's dirty behavior towards her, and she slapped Yang Huaiping directly to wake him up.
After Yang Huaiping woke up, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Yang Huaiping looked at Sang Yu with an embarrassed face and said, "That Sang Yu is really embarrassed, the main reason is that the effect of my hallucinogenic elixir is too powerful!"
"Is this elixir of yours really that magical, I have to go back and distinguish the authenticity!" Sang Yu's eyes were sly, and he grabbed a handful of pills from the big black cauldron of Yang Huaiping's alchemy.
Yang Huaiping saw Sang Yu snatching a hallucinogenic pill from the pot, and he said with a solemn face: "You eat less of this thing, this is not sugar, you will be addicted if you eat too much of this thing!"
Sang Yu put the pill into her corset, she gently walked to Yang Huaiping's side and giggled like a silver bell, Sang Yu took out a large version of the porcelain bowl from her back with a trick, she looked at Yang Huaiping with a smile and said: "Huaiping, you promised me a bowl of blood a day, don't forget your promise!"
After Yang Huaiping sighed helplessly, he used one of his palms to cut the other wrist and filled the big porcelain bowl in Sang Yu's hand with the blood that flowed out, Sang Yu picked up the big porcelain bowl and began to drink blood, at this time Yang Huaiping said with a straight face: "How did you feel last night Sang Yu!"
After Sang Yu heard Yang Huaiping's words, she directly spurted out a mouthful of blood, smashed the bowl in her hand, and launched a stormy chase for Yang Huaiping.