Chapter 211, Is the Jade Emperor so shameless?

Xuan Qingzi really wanted to know when the end of the Dharma era would end, because she was really bored staying in the fairy world, except that the gods and Buddhas dared to make friends with her, and Chang'e was a person who could talk to her on weekdays, so she really wanted to go to the lower realm to play.

Chang'e shook her head: "I don't know when the era of the end of the law will end, just like you asked me when this peach blossom will bear ripe fruit, although we all know in our hearts the approximate time to bear fruit, but when the fruit will ripen depends on the climate." ”

Xuan Qingzi sighed: "It's boring!"

Chang'e smiled and comforted: "Don't be discouraged, although my sister doesn't know the specific time of the end of the Dharma Era, but the earth will pass through this cold winter period in a hundred years, and then you can play in the Nether Realm." ”

"Really?" Xuan Qingzi was overjoyed, a hundred years may be a lifetime for ordinary people, but it is very short for her.

Chang'e asked rhetorically, "Have I ever deceived you?"

"Sister Chang'e is the best!" Xuan Qingzi kissed Chang'e on the face excitedly, and then drove the auspicious clouds out of Guanghan Palace.

After Xuan Qingzi left, Chang'e took out her mobile phone, and after unlocking it, Teacher Bo was having a picture with the hero that made people red-faced, heartbeat faster, and shortness of breath.

Chang'e is very disgusted with watching this kind of movie, after all, she is also the number one beauty in the fairy world, and she is more or less a little mentally clean, the reason why she is willing to watch it is very simple, she gradually understands what ———— love is.

Only people who love deeply would go out of their way to do this kind of thing with a man, right?

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On the other side, Xuan Qingzi also returned to the Xuanqing Palace, and the first thing he did when he returned to the palace was to pick up the communication jade card and send it to Mo Bei: "Say, why did you help Sister Chang'e download that kind of shameless video?"

Mo Bei was about to fall asleep, but after hearing Xuan Qingzi's voice, he couldn't help but feel excited, what was the situation? How did Xuan Qingzi know that he helped Chang'e download that kind of movie? Could it be that the two of them watched a movie about the color of cornmeal together? This is too unrestrained, right?

Although I didn't know why Xuan Qingzi asked like this, Mo Bei replied to her as soon as possible: "It was Fairy Chang'e who asked me to download it." ”

"What you said is true?" Xuan Qingzi in the Xuanqing Palace couldn't help frowning, in her heart, Chang'e was noble and holy, like an iceberg snow lotus, but who would have thought that she would ask Mo Bei to help her download that kind of filthy video?

Mo Bei coughed lightly and said: "It's not all, Fairy Chang'e asked me what --- love is, this question is not easy for me to answer as a big man! So I helped her download a few videos, I think she should be able to find the answer after watching it." ”

"Can a film explain what love is? Don't they all say that love is the most complex existence in the world?" Xuan Qingzi couldn't help but ask.

"Love?" Mo Bei almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

I'll him, is Chang'e asking him what --- love is? If that's really the case, it's a little embarrassing.

"Why don't you download a few of those movies for me?" asked Xuan Qingzi cautiously.

Mo Bei looked confused, and then said: "That kind of movie is not good-looking, and it will be uncomfortable to watch." ”

Xuan Qingzi said angrily: "Stingy ghost, it's a big deal I'll go to Sister Chang'e to ask for it, anyway, Bluetooth can also be transmitted, okay, ignore you, I'll go to sleep!"

"Watts?"

Mo Bei's expression was very similar to the black face on the Internet, he regretted it, regretted helping Chang'e download that kind of film, if the cornmeal-colored movie spread in the fairy world, his reputation would definitely be ruined.

Although he is still on Earth, what if he ascends to the Immortal Realm one day?

So far, the only thing he can hope for is that kind of film will not circulate.

"Thank you for the video, I think I already know the answer. Chang'e's voice suddenly sounded in Mo Bei's head.

Mo Bei showed a look of surprise, obviously he didn't expect to solve the answer in Chang'e's heart by mistake, and after reacting, Mo Bei said repeatedly: "Fairy Chang'e, can I ask you for one thing?"

"You say. ”

Mo Bei smiled: "Can you delete those videos about love?"

Chang'e said: "Don't worry, I've already deleted those movies." ”

"That's good!" Mo Bei breathed a sigh of relief, then hesitated, and asked cautiously, "Can I ask you a question?"

"Yes!" Chang'e readily agreed.

Mo Bei coughed lightly: "What, did you feel uncomfortable when you watched the movie before? I mean thirsty and eager to become the heroine of the film?"

"How can you ask such a shameless question?" said Chang'e, with a look of displeasure.

"Fairy Chang'e, don't get me wrong, I just want to know the difference between you immortals and mortals, and I don't mean anything else. Mo Bei hurriedly explained, but he was very aggrieved in his heart, you even watched the cornmeal-colored movie, let me ask you a question, how did it become shameless?

Chang'e was stunned and said: "Immortals, mortals are all human beings, and everyone has seven emotions and six desires, and after reading it, they should all be... It's uncomfortable!" A crimson rose on her face when she said this, and even she didn't expect that she would discuss this topic with Mo Bei.

Mo Bei smiled and said, "Fairy Chang'e is the number one beauty in the fairy world, you should have a lot of suitors, right?"

Chang'e in the Guanghan Palace had a bitter smile on her face: "You may not believe it when you say it, no one dares to chase me." ”

Mo Bei was immediately stunned: "No one dares to chase you? Why is this? Just the so-called fair lady and gentleman, you are the number one beauty in the fairy world, has no one pursued you?"

Chang'e said: "There was a person who pursued me, but the end was not good. ”

"Could it be Zhu Bajie?" Mo Bei thought of the plot in the myth and legend: "No, in the Journey to the West, it is said that Marshal Tianpeng was demoted to the lower realm by the Jade Emperor because he violated the rules of heaven, shouldn't it be him?"

Chang'e chuckled: "In fact, the so-called Heavenly Rules and Laws are just the selfish privileges of the strong, and the so-called violation of the Heavenly Rules is just a trumped-up crime." ”

"Is the Jade Emperor so shameless?" Mo Bei asked blankly, although he had watched a lot of mythological film and television dramas, he didn't expect the Jade Emperor to be this kind of person.

Chang'e sighed: "I was longing for love, thinking of choosing one person and dying old, but God does not fulfill people's wishes, Marshal Tianpeng is the best example." ”

"You mean that the Jade Emperor also likes you, so, but everyone who likes you has to pay the price?" Mo Bei was frightened by his own guess, if this was the case, it would be too exciting!

"He's just a selfish and despicable villain!" a cold light flashed in Chang'e's eyes.

The corners of Mo Bei's mouth rose: "Fairy Chang'e, do you want to have an online relationship?"