Volume 9: The Matchmaker Arrives (5)
Without waiting for Feng Rong to appease Di Bingqiao, who had nothing to love, and by the way, he summoned the emotional expert Zhu Mengtian, and he was dragged to his minister's office by E Jingbai alone.
"What's wrong?" Seeing that his face was full of color, Feng Rong, who had never seen him like this, had to focus on him, and he was terrified to think that he had already "killed" two members, and there was something wrong with E Jingbai.
It's a pity to say anything, E Jingbai said in a deep voice: "I don't think I'm quite right." β
His tone was very serious, and his expression was grim, "What way?"
E Jingbai was a little embarrassed, "Last night I dreamed of Jiutianyu ......"
Feng Rong was stunned, "What did you dream of him?"
E Jingbai's face was dispatable, "I dreamed that we were in love." β
With a "snap", Feng Rong directly pasted the yellow rune paper that had just pasted the arc on his head, and said coldly: "The demon has not yet appeared!"
The "......" rune paper exploded with a "bang", and E Jingbai looked at his hand that had turned into sharp claws, and said calmly: "Minister, I am a zombie." "Whichever talisman is related to the exorcism, it will have a reaction, not to mention that this is a talisman drawn by the head of the spiritual law enforcement department himself.
Feng Rong: "......" I want to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is.
E Jingbai took back the original form of the drought fish that he had exposed, "Let's get back to the point. β
"Ahem," Feng Rong cleared his throat, "yes, you said you dreamed that you and Tianyu were in ...... Love. When he said the last three words, his tone became strange.
But obviously Mr. Drought is the one who was scared miserably, it is estimated that he has never shown this kind of expression as if he had eaten something dirty in his life, whether he was a human or a zombie in his life, "What's even more terrifying is that I still feel this kind of thing after I wake up...... It's not bad. β
Feng Rong blurted out: "Isn't this bad? Don't you like Yan Mi?"
E Jingbai choked up and suddenly wondered, "When did I like Yan Mi?"
Not to mention the field team of the General Office, the members of the entire assistant team know about it, okay...... Feng Ronghu said suspiciously: "I don't like Yan Mi, do you still like Tianyu?"
ββ¦β¦ I'm not blind. E Jingbai gritted his teeth and said.
"......" Although this sentence is very reassuring, the feeling of being disliked by one's friend is really subtle...... Feng Rong was a little puzzled, "You don't like Tianyu, so what do you care about that dream?"
Why didn't E Jingbai want to float it directly off the clouds, the problem was that he couldn't figure it out, he continued to swallow flies and said depressedly: "It's not that I want to care, it's that I don't know how to always think about Jiu Tianyu......" He wiped his face, and almost said righteously: "I seem to have a good impression of him suddenly." β
Feng Rong was silent for a moment, "What kind of favor?"
Haven't you ever eaten pork and never seen a pig run, E Jingbai was covered with black air pressure, and said weakly: "You and Assistant Lin's kind." β
"......" Feng Rong was completely silent, he was thinking about whether to beat up Jiu Tianyu, who attracted bees and butterflies, or to beat E Jingbai, who was still saying that he was not blind just now......
Seeing that his minister's eyes were becoming more and more dangerous, E Jingbai said wisely: "I promise I didn't have this idea before yesterday, so I just felt that something was wrong." "It's impossible to see Jiu Tianyu in the restaurant yesterday, and the favor value will be turned on by brushing!
When Feng Rong heard this, his eyes became a little subtle, "Meng Arc said the same thing, and he suddenly felt that Bingqiao was very good." β
ββ¦β¦ I also think I'm like I've fallen into an evil spirit," E Jingbai looked at him, and then rubbed his temples vigorously, "How could I like Jiu Tianyu's undisciplined guy, although he is very good-looking, he can be a deputy minister, and his ability is also very good......"
Feng Rong's eyelids twitched, "quiet white ......"
E Jingbai's face turned green in an instant, he was actually praising Jiu Tianyu!
Feng Rong didn't know what Meng Arc had thinking before, but seeing that E Jingbai was aggrieved enough, he pondered for a while, and immediately called several master-level members of the headquarters in exorcism and evil spirits to come over to help E Jingbai check, but they were all busy, and it would take some time to rush over, and E Jingbai felt that the thought of going to see Jiu Tianyu was circling in his heart, and he couldn't help but say: "Minister, do you want to lock me in the confinement room?" I'm worried that I will go to Jiu Tianyu's office. Although Jiu Tianyu only officially took office after the year, the office of the deputy minister belonging to him has long been prepared, and he has been here for a while.
Feng Rong even twitched the corners of his mouth now, "So serious?"
E Jingbai was quite serious, "I'm not afraid of 10,000, I'm afraid of what happens." "He doesn't care if Jiu Tianyu is troubled or not, he is worried about his own reputation!
ββ¦β¦ Don't think about it so much," Feng Rong saw that he still had time to dislike Jiu Tianyu, so he felt that the matter was not so serious, "Go back to your desk, divide the matter at hand with others, and you will ...... Uh, just concentrate on chatting with Yan Mi. "How can the influence of this genuine version be stronger than that of the copycat, right?
E Jingbai let out an "oh", went out, and suddenly thought halfway through - minister, I really didn't say that I liked Yan Mi, hey!
At most, he is...... Well, I just feel that it is more comfortable to get along with Yan Mi, as for the rest, E Jingbai, who is a thousand-year-old drought, said that he is old and too lazy to think about it.
Feng Rong was a little at a lossβwhat kind of evil must it be to make two people who don't like each other fall in love with each other? As far as he knows, among the love spells, there is no one who can be so powerful as to avoid his inspection...... I won't talk about Meng Arc, but E Jingbai's vigilant temperament will also be tricked?
Feng Rong really felt a little puzzled, so he had to call Zhu Mengtian to tell him about the situation, he had to make two preparations, what if it was not an evil but a real emotional problem?
Zhu Mengtian was chatting with a few colleagues of the Zhu family for breakfast, and after receiving a call from the minister, he immediately found a corner to answer, he thought it would be a temporary emergency task, and grabbed two golden steamed buns while listening to the phone and quickly filled his stomach, but as a result, he listened to the seal on the other end of the mobile phone and said that as soon as he said something, he was choked by the steamed bun "poof-", but fortunately, his third cousin immediately sent him a glass of water when he saw that the situation was not good, otherwise Zhu Mengtian would have to choke to death.
Feng Rong also heard his movement on the other end of the phone, and quite understood Zhu Mengtian's mood, he was almost choked to death by the water when he heard the news, "Don't get excited, have you found any problems?"
ββ¦β¦ It's a big problem," Zhu Mengtian's heart was full of two words swiping the screen, "Use my personality to guarantee, the Meng Arc Cliff will not look at Bingqiao, and Jingbai is even more impossible, in addition to being sticky with Yan Mi, how many people can he get into his eyes?"
"......" counts the fact that the other party has been stimulated, and it is really not convincing to mention his personality...... Feng Rong said that he understood what he meant, and felt very bad, "So you think it can't be an emotional problem?"
Zhu Meng Tian bared his teeth, feeling that he was about to commit periodontitis, "If it is really a relationship problem, it must be that the two of them were shot by Cupid's little boy at the same time." β
"......" Feng Rong felt speechless, "Okay, but if you're okay over there, let's come back in the afternoon, Yingkong said that his uncle Qin Guangwang's daughter was married, and he won't come back in the next two days, you can come back and take a look, I really can't handle this kind of thing." β
"Well, okay, how can I be so little so busy...... Ahem, no, why don't my colleagues have me when they are in trouble, I'll go clean up immediately~"
After calling an expert who deals with this kind of thing, Feng Rong felt much more at ease, so he went out to ...... Well, it's time for the experts on the other side, the one who exorcises demons.
Ten minutes later, E Jingbai was surrounded by a bunch of professionals, and he had to close his eyes and see what was out of sight - in a way, this group of people was his natural enemy, okay!
Hearing the movement outside, Vania also walked out of her office, and after quietly asking the reason for Feng Rong's matter, the first thing she did was to reach out and pick up Tian Quan, uh, and throw it to the experts for inspection, and then said to Feng Rong: "Is there really a problem?"
"It's hard to say. Feng Rong shook his head, he was actually still at a loss.
"Forget that stupid dog, Jingbai and Meng Arc shouldn't be like that, there are still popular scenes of falling in love and killing each other these days?" Vonya thought it was amazing, "But even if Meng Arc can't fight, his attainments in medical skills and poison are also first-class, and Jingbai also has the nickname of a humanoid weapon, how can the two of them be calculated?"
"They haven't been anywhere else in the past two days," Feng Rong had just asked them about their whereabouts, "either at the headquarters or back to the dormitory to rest, both of these places can be regarded as one of the safest places in the world, I can't think of a few people who can attack our members here." "Those who can think of it, don't even bother to use this kind of trick against people.
At this time, Momoko suddenly came over and asked, "Minister, something is wrong with Jingbai?" Except for Vanya, the others only realized what this battle was for when they saw her throwing Tian Quan over, but when they saw E Jingbai who was surrounded, they were confused-who could this humanoid weapon have anything to do with?
"Hmm. Feng Rong only nodded, he didn't plan to reveal too much of the situation, Meng Arc was making a big fuss by himself, and now E Jingbai is still sure that something is wrong, and it is better not to spread the matter.
Peach didn't mind his simple answer, just sighed: "This is the end of the year to clean up the debt, the peach blossom debt is the same, the headquarters has been very lively in the past two days, a bunch of strange confessions have come out, most of them are usually the CP that the big guys don't notice, it seems that the people's ability to play underground romance is still leveraged...... Haha, maybe it was because I saw that the minister you got off the list this year, which stimulated the group of single dogs. β
Feng Rong didn't sympathize with her embarrassment, and only noticed one fact: "A lot of this kind of thing happened in the headquarters in the past two days?"
"Huh?" Momoko didn't understand what he meant.
"I mean, it's like a Meng arc," Feng Rong said, "and suddenly I like someone, the kind that everyone thinks is impossible." β
"This ......" Momoko thought about it carefully, and said with some hesitation, "It seems that it really is...... The headquarters forum in the past two days has been particularly lively, minister, wait, I'll take a look and report back to you. β
After she said that, she rolled back to her desk and started typing on the computer, Feng Rong looked at E Jingbai and Tian Quan again, several expert-level department members had already finished the inspection, and a member of the department said: "Minister Dark, we didn't find anything abnormal in Team Leader E and Team Leader Tian, we just came from the medical team before, and the situation of Team Leader Meng Arc is the same." β
"Nothing?" Feng Rong frowned slightly.
Several of the invited members of the ministry were also considered masters in their field, and when they saw him frown, they immediately showed a ashamed expression, "I'm sorry, Minister Dark, we don't see any problems for the time being, and it may be that we ......are not capable enough."
"You don't have to care, since you said it's no problem, I must believe you, I'm sorry for you to come today. Lin Yingkong was not there, Feng Rong had to come forward to thank the other party in person, and then asked Vania to help send them out of the main office of the Spirit Law Enforcement Department on the thirty-third floor.
As soon as they left, Di Bingqiao came over sadly, "Minister......"
As soon as he saw her loveless appearance, Feng Rong couldn't help but hold his forehead, the word Meng Arc is poisonous, right, "Don't look at me, I didn't find any problems when I came to the expert, I'll take a look when Meng Tian comes back in the afternoon." β
"......" Di Bingqiao went back to work again.
"Minister. As soon as Di Bingqiao got out of the way, E Jingbai came over with a subtle expression.
"How do you feel now?" Feng Rong asked him.
"It's okay," E Jingbai couldn't really do nothing, just chatting with Yan Mi at home while doing things...... Thinking of this, his expression became more subtle, "I found that when I chatted with Yan Mi, I rarely thought of Jiu Tianyu. β
ββ¦β¦ What about when talking to other people?" Feng Rong looked at him speechlessly.
"......" E Jingbai's expression at this time already explained everything well.
Feng Rong felt that something was wrong, and muttered, "You are indeed more like an evil spirit...... I don't usually think about it that way. β
Derpy's eyelids, who just happened to come over and hear this, jumped, "Minister, Lin Yingkong will cry." β
ββ¦β¦ Ahem, you didn't hear anything," Feng Rong turned the subject back with a straight face, "I think Jingbai you seem to be fascinated by something." β
"Who is Brother Jingbai fascinated by?" Derpy, who didn't know the cause and effect, was stunned for a moment, he hadn't thought of the incident where E Jingbai pulled Jiu Tianyu to dinner last night, and his first reaction was: "Professor Yan?"
"......" E Jingbai looked down at him helplessly, "What does this have to do with Yan Mi?"
Derpy had a "don't you want to fool me" expression, "Brother Jingbai, you don't pretend to be confused, don't you like Professor Yan?"
E Jingbai was stunned, and the iceberg's face was a little tense, "Why do you all think I like Yan Mi?"
Feng Rong couldn't help but say: "You don't like Yan Mi, so how can you chat with Yan Mi, you won't be cranky?"
E Jingbai tried to explain: "...... Isn't that a distraction? "As far as Yan Mi's wild brain hole is concerned, he can't concentrate when chatting with him, otherwise he won't be able to keep up with the other party's train of thought.
Derpy also echoed Feng Rong's words, and said, "Brother Jingbai, if you don't like Professor Yan, then why haven't you known him for a long time, and you look very familiar with him?"
E Jingbai was a little wronged, "How can I be very familiar with him?" Isn't it that I usually chat more, I have more opportunities to stay with Yan Mi during non-working hours, what collective activities does the field team of the General Office have, I call him over more often, I usually chat late, and the two of them stay at each other's residences a little more...... Uh, stop, can't think about it anymore.
Feng Rong and Cheng Xiaodu squinted at him together, and the unity in their eyes was the contempt for him who dared to do it, even the minister thought so, and E Jingbai instantly: "......"
"Well, don't care about the details...... Don't look at me, I'll talk about this later!" E Jingbai was almost annoyed and embarrassed by them, but he still held back, otherwise he would be annoyed to death when Zhu Mengtian came back, "Isn't the point now to solve me and Meng Arc...... Hmm, and Tian Quan's business?"
When it came to more important things, Derpy had to regret letting him go for the time being, and asked curiously, "Brother Jingbai, what's wrong with you?
The members of the field service team of the General Office are not outsiders, Feng Rong simply pulled Di Bingqiao, and the four of them went through the matter together, Di Bingqiao listened to E Jingbai's narration, and his eyes lit up, "So that little bastard of Meng Arc is completely stupid enough to fall for other people's tricks, so he will do that kind of stupid thing?"
E Jingbai, who was "so stupid that she fell for other people's tricks", looked at her coldly: "......" finally understood the feeling of the minister being shot in the knee every day.
Di Bingqiao laughed dryly and removed his head, she was tortured by the arc and was mentally weakened, eager to hear this "good news".
Feng Rong listened and nodded, "Now it can only be that this explanation is more reasonable, after all, ......" He glanced at Di Bingqiao, then at E Jingbai, and said sympathetically: "After all, you won't like another explanation." β
Suddenly found out that he was sincere or something, this kind of bloody drama should not be staged at the headquarters, Assistant Lin was not there, and the minister said that he really couldn't deal with this kind of thing.
E Jingbai and Di Bingqiao, who were shot at the same time, suddenly said: "......" If this continues, they will no longer believe in love!
"Don't be so happy first, the matter has not yet been decided," Feng Rong still decided to give them a vaccination first, "After all, Jingbai, you have not checked anything wrong, you all know the people I invited, and there will be no inaccuracy when they speak...... If it gets worse, I'll call you a psychiatrist. β
Since the supernatural means can't be done, then you can only trust the science!
E Jingbai, Di Bingqiao and Cheng Xiaoxiao: "...... "Minister, your old man's solution to emotional problems is really simple and rude, in other words, what the hell is a psychiatrist, if you want to fall in love, are you counting it as a psychological problem?!