If you push back the time to a few hundred years, the history of world pop music will definitely record such a stroke: "Ode to Loveliness", sung by Qin Ziruo, Jing Xiuyan (Super Girls), the world's first toxic song.

For a long time, the fashion trend of the whole world is in the pursuit of higher difficulty, all kinds of singing skills, all kinds of dance competitions, those with strength, those without strength, no one thinks there is anything wrong with this, and no one thinks there is anything wrong with this.

So even the girls who posted the video didn't take it seriously, and continued to flip through the MV after posting it, and it was several hours after remembering it again, everyone had already washed up and was ready to sleep, and Lin Xiaolu remembered that there was such a humiliating video hanging on the Internet.

To tell the truth, Qin Ziruo really didn't care how many people had watched that video, the fewer people saw it, the better! If it weren't for so many pairs of eyes staring, she really wanted to secretly go online and delete the post.

It is estimated that Jing Xiuyan also has the same idea, rolling on the bed and pretending to be dead, which also means that he is out of sight and out of mind.

Seeing Lin Xiaolu holding a flat mouth there and opening her mouth wider and wider, Qin Ziruo was contemptuous in her heart.

Actor Lin, it's time to practice acting, who can you fool if you behave so pompously?

"Sister Ziruo, Sister Ziruo, come and see!" Lin Xiaolu reached out and held her hand before closing her chin, and beckoned to Qin Ziruo again and again.

Qin Ziruo applied the mask slowly and methodically, ignoring her at all.

The anxious Lin Xiaolu came over and put the tablet in front of Qin Ziruo's eyes, and Qin Ziruo glanced at it with ignorance.

Then her hands slapped her cheeks harder and harder, harder and harder, trying to sober herself up.

In the end, Lin Xiaolu couldn't stand it, and grabbed her masochistic hands: "Sister Ziruo, if you slap your face again, your face will be swollen tomorrow!"

Qin Ziruo closed her eyes sadly, opened them wide, and tried to count the digits of the number of viewers, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight...... It turned out that it wasn't a dazzle, it was really eight figures!

If it weren't for the mask, Qin Ziruo would have cried out.

It's a shame now, why are these people so idle, you have nothing to do to go on a date with your girlfriend, you don't have a girlfriend to find it, I don't want to find myself at home, okay, what videos are you watching on the Internet?!

The surname is Lin, the old lady and you are fighting!

Qin Ziruo stood up and was about to rush out, but was stopped by Lin Xiaolu.

"Sister Ziruo, Sister Ziruo, what is the difference between you dressing like this and delivering food now?" Lin Xiaolu persuaded bitterly.

"Don't pull her, maybe people just want to deliver food!" Jing Xiuyan didn't open her eyes, and said cool words there, "If she goes, this big bed will be the two of us!"

Lin Xiaolu was thinking about this tempting suggestion there, and Jing Xiuyan added coolly: "Of course, it's better for you to go, and it's better for me to sleep alone." ”

yes, then there wouldn't be a tragedy where someone was strangled to death in the middle of the night!

Qin Ziruo endured and endured, but he still couldn't help but say sourly: "Why don't you go, the bed in the guest room is also quite big." ”

Jing Xiuyan frowned and thought for a moment, then asked suspiciously, "Is it okay?"

It's okay for your sister! No, your sister can't either! Qin Ziruo laughed angrily at Jing Xiuyan, Xiao Bichi, are you really thinking about this seriously?

was gearing up to pounce on the bed to teach her a lesson, when she saw Jing Xiuyan raise her hand gracefully, and her two fingers clicked like scissors.

Qin Ziruo suddenly withered, gritted his teeth for a long time and suddenly pounced on Lin Xiaolu.

“???” Lin Xiaolu, who was innocently victimized, has a black question mark face.

"Hey, hey, hey—" Qin Ziruo laughed fiercely, "You were the one who proposed cheating when playing cards, right?"

Nima, who betrayed this baby?!

Lin Xiaolu was startled in her heart, but her expression was extremely innocent: "Sister Ziruo, what are you talking about?"

"They have all confessed, and in order to ask for forgiveness, they also arranged for you, as the culprit, to live in this room......" Qin Ziruo looked at Lin Xiaolu and began to grit his teeth.

"Them?" Lin Xiaolu looked puzzled.

Qin Ziruo gestured to six, and Lin Xiaolu's tears almost fell.

Isn't that all the rest of the sisters betraying her?

Also, Su Xian'er is even blackened by you now, give me back my pure sister!

"What else do you have to say?" Qin Ziruo rubbed his hands.

Lin Xiaolu was silent for a moment, raised her hand to cover her face: "Don't slap your face......"

"Don't worry!" Qin Ziruo grabbed his hands weakly, "I won't hurt the face of the combination, and in order to make you more perfect, I decided to make up for your shortcomings with my own hands!"

"Lack of ......" Lin Xiaolu was thinking about the shortcomings of such a perfect girl as herself, and suddenly burst out with an exclamation: "Ah! Sister Ziruo, don't pinch, don't pinch, it hurts!"

"Well, don't be afraid of pain, it's only when it hurts to be swollen, it's swollen when it's big, and you're perfect when you're big, ahahahaha-" Qin Ziruo's evil aunt laughed through the bedroom.

Jing Xiuyan on the bed yawned boredly, this kind of daily mutual affection was used to it, and it couldn't arouse her interest.

Just as she was about to fall asleep, she suddenly opened her eyes, got up and got off the ground, and walked towards the two of them who were rolling together.

"Sister Xiuyan, save me!" Turning over and pressing Qin Ziruo under her couldn't stop her salty pig hand stretched out to her chest, Lin Xiaolu hurriedly asked for help as if she had seen a savior.

Jing Xiuyan didn't say a word, went over and grabbed the waistband of Lin Xiaolu's pajama pants and dragged it down.

"Ahh

There was no answer, and a slap landed on her ass.

"I didn't dance, did I? It's not you who are embarrassed, right?" Jing Xiuyan's slap landed on Lin Xiaolu's ass as if she didn't want money.

The top and bottom were lost at the same time, Lin Xiaolu simply gave up resistance, catch it, fight it, this goddess will stay in your house if she can't marry in the future, eat all the delicious food made by her brother-in-law every day, and help you lose weight, wahahahaha!

Seeing Lin Xiaolu, who was so happy to be cleaned up so badly, Qin Ziruo and Jing Xiuyan looked at each other, and suddenly felt that they couldn't do it......

Just as the three of them were frolicking, the popularity of this video on the Internet climbed upwards at a geometric speed.

People are accustomed to watching singers sing songs and dances, admiring the gorgeous singing skills and dazzling dancing that they can't do, and never imagined that one day there would be a song that would allow them to participate in it and sing and dance along without difficulty.

And the song is so cute, and the people who sing it are even more cute, which makes it even more impossible to stop their enthusiasm.

It's like a lit match thrown on a long-dried pyre, maybe the match itself doesn't have much light, but the fire it ignites can be seen by the whole world!

I don't know how many nimble video anchors sang this cute song whose name they didn't know the name in their live broadcast room, and danced a cute finger dance.

I don't know how many men and women who were sprouted with blood on their faces began to frantically Amway this video to their friends around them.

People in the entertainment industry are far more sensitive to this trend than ordinary people, and one hour and 34 minutes after the video was uploaded, Zhang Xin, the queen of the film industry, uploaded a parody video on Weibo, opening the door to a national carnival.

In these years, who doesn't have a smartphone? Who doesn't know how to take a selfie video? I just didn't think about this before, but now there is a diva proofing, so why don't we all go together?

As a result, all kinds of imitation videos have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, some of the would-be stars who have not yet debuted are popular, some of the stars who have already achieved fame find it fun to participate, some of the hospital nurses recorded them when they were working overtime and in their spare time, and some of the whole class sang in unison in the evening self-study class......

What really sprouted to a new height was the video uploaded by He Jingrong, the first beauty in China who retired from marriage and taught her husband and daughter, in the video, she and her three-year-old daughter danced a cute finger dance together, one big and one small, two faces with explosive looks together, and countless viewers sighed that the picture lit up.

The late-night Internet in China has never been so lively, countless people seem to be searching for all the videos related to "Little Cutie" all over the Internet, a new imitation video pops up, and in the blink of an eye, it is thousands of hits, of course, it will soon be submerged in the new wave of videos.

When some people can't help but share this happiness with their relatives and friends overseas, the wave of national carnival begins to spread to the whole world.

Foreign friends began to appear in the imitation video, from Asian men and women with black hair and black eyes, to European and American people with high noses and deep eyes, beautiful and ugly, tall, short, fat and thin, it doesn't matter if they are photogenic or not, they are just cute, little cute!

At 3:17 a.m. China time, the largest bomb entered the scene.

Mark Jason, the American pop king and the greatest superstar of the 20th century, danced a finger dance with the orphans he adopted, and filmed and uploaded them to the Internet.

People are all crazy, the internet is all blowing up!

From Europe and the United States to Asia, from Oceania to Africa, his fans are all over the world, and even the probes sent to the outer solar system are playing his songs!

Hundreds of millions of fans? No, no, no, you're underestimating Mark Jason, his fans are billions!

With such a great god coming down in person, do you think the heat of this carnival can still be lowered?

Lin Xiaolu would never have thought that the idea she came up with for a moment of prank would set off a monstrous wave on the Internet!

At this time, she was sandwiched between her two sisters, and her round eyes were completely unable to sleep.

How do you sleep? Jing Xiuyan tightly strangled her waist from behind, and hugged her sister in her arms in her sleep, she felt that her waist would definitely break if she didn't hold it hard!

Qin Ziruo on the front was not much better, and said his dream words with a serious expression on his face.

Well, Lin Xiaolu, who has lived in a dormitory room with her for a long time, has become accustomed to the captain's unique sleep skills, and when they are busiest, they can even say hello to others in their sleep, "One, two, three, we are super girls".

But sister, have your dream talk skills been upgraded? Why do you say such terrible things as "kill you" and "don't run"?! How can you make people fall asleep when you listen to this kind of talk......