Why is it said that a person who has been beaten in the face is said to be beaten into a pig's head?

Because it's going to be swollen!

Therefore, it was not the ugliest time when I was injured, and it would take half an hour before I became ugly.

Fortunately, Lin Bai's completely swollen pig's head image was not seen by the girls.

Unfortunately, it was seen by Han Zheng!

And then this handsome man kept laughing and laughing, and didn't talk about business, Made, is Lao Tzu's face so ridiculous?

Lin Bai silently took out his mobile phone, called up the photo of Han Zheng's distorted face, chose to send it in a group, and clicked ......

Before he could click send, he was stopped by the quick-eyed Han Zheng.

"Don't laugh, really don't laugh!" Han Zheng raised his hand in surrender, really biting the tip of his tongue to hold back the smile, "Talking about business......"

"You wait a while!" Lin Bai stopped talking, "You should look the other party in the eye when you are serious, right?" ”

"Poof-" Han Zheng got up and rushed out of the interrogation room.

Han Zheng, you wait! I'm going to print a photo of your humiliation into a flyer and stick it all over Yanjing City!

After a while, Han Zheng returned, still holding a black knitted fabric in his hand.

Lin Bai recognized what it was at a glance, and as soon as he said "Damn", he was put on his head by Han Zhengdou.

After two minutes of resistance and suppression, the five scum of the battle with the physique was finally defeated by the ten scum with agility, and the alpha tactical hood was put on in shame.

You may not know what the hell the hell is the alpha tactical hood, but as soon as you talk about it, you immediately understand that the black hood that only shows the eyes and nose on the head of the robber when he robbed the bank, yes, that's it.

"You said you put this thing on me, I know the problem of my face, I don't know where I thought the bandit was caught!" Lin Bai resigned himself to adjusting the position of his hood, eyes and nose.

"Pull it down, how can the bandits still use this? It's hard to wear, it's hard to take off, and it's hard to buy!" Han Zheng despised Lin Bai's outdatedness, "It's popular to use black silk now, no matter how characteristic you look, as long as you put on one, no matter how advanced the face recognition equipment is, don't even think about it." ”

"Of course," Han Zheng added, "those who have to catch the trend to buy see-through stockings, I can only wish them to increase their IQ in prison." ”

"I think anyone who puts something on his head needs to increase his IQ!" Lin Bai pulled off his hood dissatisfiedly and complained.

"Don't pick it up, I won't be able to talk to you if I pick it. Han Zheng was shocked.

Lin Bai silently took out his mobile phone.

Well, in this game, Lin Bai wins!

"Let's just say it's useless to add physique!" Han Zheng gloated, "Being beaten into a pig's head by two ordinary people, can you be more embarrassed?"

"They're worse off than me anyway. Pig-headed white sneered.

"Are you proud that you can't beat with your ability?" Han Zheng shook his head and smiled, took out a cigarette and just put it to his mouth, when the action of lighting a cigarette suddenly stopped, "It can't be beaten for the sake of using ability, right?"

Lin Bai smiled silently.

The problem is that you wear a hood, but you don't smile, who can tell it?

didn't see Lin Bai deny it, Han Zheng took him as a default, lit a cigarette and took a puff, and sneered: "I was quite envious of you for smoking fisheye, but now I look at it, forget it, this kind of ability can be put forward by your rough skin and thick flesh!"

Lin Bai's eyes were teary-eyed, piercing Lao Tie's heart, those two dead marbles pursue an equivalent exchange for what they do, it's okay to do it conveniently, but if you want to do something big, you must first be ready to play yourself to death, and I finally found out that being hurt as a host will trigger their protection mechanism, so every time I do something, I have to be beaten first, I don't know, I think my buddy is a hot-blooded manga, and he doesn't break out if he is not abused......

In order to destroy the Fürth family, Lao Tzu was shot eleven times by old Fürth, if it weren't for the addition of physique, it is estimated that the grave grass would be taller!

"That's right. Han Zheng suddenly thought, "Isn't your physique more resilient? Your face is swollen like this and you haven't recovered, aren't you very satisfied with your current appearance?"

Lao Tie, you're quite good at picking people's sore spots today! I won't tell you that a passive ability can be so arrogant, and people don't bother to care about you if you don't live or die, even if you activate it, the energy consumption is like releasing water, and the first time you use Lao Tzu, you almost smoke an adult, okay!

Do you think Lao Tzu doesn't want to be handsome? Even if your face is not as good as your little white face, you can be regarded as having good facial features, and you can barely become a handsome guy by working hard to make fans drool.

However, it can't, the body hoarding fat doesn't look good, but it can save lives at critical moments, Lao Tzu is already very restrained, if you meet someone who is afraid of death, you don't have a sense of security if you don't eat a ball!

Han Zheng patted Lin Bai's shoulder sympathetically, and he was extremely glad that he had added agility, although it was not the same thing as the originally imagined action like the wind, but the sharp reaction was always stronger than Lin Bai's recovery ability that also needed his own energy.

"But you're a little impulsive today, Huaxia is not the United States, and there aren't so many people vying to settle things for you. ”

"Isn't that you?"

Co-author Lao Tzu is to wipe your ass, right? Well, Han Zheng has to admit that he still does this professionally.

Isn't the role of scouts to infiltrate, infiltrate, and provide assistance to their companions when necessary?

Although there is no task for him to do this anymore......

"Let's go, let's drink. Han Zheng suddenly felt a little excited, he originally wanted Lin Bai to be more restrained, but now that he thinks about it, there is no need, this thing is a commander, and he definitely knows what to do and what not to do.

Besides, this time it's not a big deal, you say that the fight and brawl are seriously injured? What are you kidding, that injury was obviously caused by a car accident, what does it matter to others? Unreasonable? Does a top-level violent organ like national security need to reason with you? Evidence? Sorry, cleaning up this is our professional ......

It's still the same sentence, the game world has been mixed for so many years, Han Zheng hasn't learned anything else, and the work of sweeping the tail is definitely familiar like instinct.

"Where are we going, or we ......" Lin Bai got up.

"Stop!" Han Zheng hurriedly stopped Lin Bai, who was eager to try, he didn't dare to let this thing find a place anymore, "Go to your house, sister-in-law shouldn't be welcome, right?"

Your sister-in-law should be very welcome, but I don't welcome it! The handsome little brother-in-law, his unattractive brother, plus the beautiful sister-in-law, drinking at home, how do you look like some kind of unpleasant plot?

In the end, Lin Bai agreed, after all, what the drunkard is currently committing is something, the premise must be that the husband is drunk, isn't it?

The two went all the way back to Yanhuayuan, and this time the security guard on duty at the gate was still the last time, and he raised the railing without waiting for Han Zheng to speak.

I went to the supermarket first and swept around, Han Zheng paid for the money, there was no way, Lin Bai's card balance was insufficient, and there was no cash on him, so Han Zheng had to go.

Lin Bai burst into tears, Lei Hao, what are you doing again? You also emptied the last bit of money in Lao Tzu's card, it's too much!

Lei Hao said that I don't carry this pot, you don't think that custom condoms don't cost money?

When he arrived at the door of the unit with a large bag, someone happened to come out again, and Han Zheng was completely numb to this coincidence.

The person who came out was startled by Lin Bai's black hood and ran away for his life.

"I think she must have called the security guards......" Lin Bai muttered as he watched the young aunt run away at a speed of 100 meters.

"I think it's also ......" Han Zheng also looked at the back of the aunt with emotion, Huaxia is rich in resources, outstanding people, and masters are all special in the people, at this speed, why worry about no successor in track and field!

Entering the elevator, Han Zheng suddenly felt that something was wrong, and turned his head to ask Lin Bai: "Why am I holding everything?"

"Because you're stupid!" Lin Bai's answer was so direct, "The three of us are the only ones who have storage space, and don't we always hand over things to you for safekeeping?" ”

So you're using me as a mobile warehouse, aren't you? Han Zheng was speechless, is it easy for Lao Tzu to get a storage space, after you get it done, you stuff a lot of things, do you really think it's Doraemon's bottomless pit?

Xiao K's pile of rags collected from various worlds is just a little more, but it doesn't take up space.

Your pile of fresh fruits and vegetables will also be stored in the space, what do you think about the treasures brought back from the game inside, will you feel that Daddy Han doesn't love them anymore?

Thinking so in his heart, Han Zheng's body was quite honest, and he directly put away the bag in his hand, well, it was really relaxed.

opened the door and walked in, Lin Bai beckoned: "I'm back with a guest......

What this means is, be careful, don't be ashamed to throw yourself in front of outsiders.

Just rushed to Qin Ziruo's threatening little eyes in the ink company, this reminder must be there! Otherwise, maybe she will hang her teeth on him in the next second!

As a result, no one paid attention to him.

Didn't come back? Lin Bai deliberately studied the shoe cabinet, and then his face turned black.

There are changed shoes in the shoe closet, or nine pairs!

Does this really mean that this place is a dormitory? Thinking of the bad memories of last night, Lin Bai felt that his bladder was a little distended.

However, can he drive people out? He bets that if he dares to drive out the girls, Qin Ziruo will definitely kick him out first.

Forget it, think about it, a large group of girls with online looks are still quite eye-catching......

As a result, as soon as he walked through the hallway and turned to the kitchen, Lin Bai was shocked.

The nine girls are all gathered around the dining table, well, this is nothing surprising, after so many days of contact, Lin Bai's impression of the Super Girls group is only three words, eat, eat!

Of course, this may also have something to do with Uncle Lin's craftsmanship.

But no matter how much you like to eat, isn't it a bit bad to start eating and drinking before noon?

Speaking of drinking, Lin Bai noticed that in addition to the messy take-out food boxes on the table, there were more wines, all kinds of wine.

The bottles of red wine in the wine cabinet seem to be here, and there are a lot of empty beer cans, well, there seems to be a bottle of liquor mixed in there......

Is this a celebration of drinking and celebrating because I turned over and became the master? But looking at this dreary atmosphere, it doesn't look like it?

Lin Bai wanted to take a closer look, but the girls found him and turned their faces away from him.

The only one who didn't turn her head was Jing Xiuyan, who seemed to have drunk herself, this girl was holding a glass full of red wine, taking a big sip to wipe her tears, and then taking another sip to wipe her tears, and the makeup on her face was the same as that of Qin Ziruo that day.

So when it comes to waterproof makeup or something, you need to ask Huang Meiyi for advice!

To tell the truth, Lin Bai's best choice in this situation is to slip away obediently, but there is still one person behind him, so he can't turn around and drive Han Zheng out, right?

"So, who can tell me what the hell is going on?"