Body 0005. I'm your dad

Although the little thing struggled desperately, Lu Xiu's fingers were like iron pliers, firmly holding it in mid-air, even if it wanted to get up and bite Lu Xiu's fingers, it couldn't do it at all.

It was this gadget that made Zhao Lingyan suffer a lot just now.

Zhao Lingyan looked at it resentfully, but she and Chen Yuning were far away from her.

"Dead rat, stinky rat, dare to scare me!" Seeing that the rat had no power to resist in Lu Xiu's hands, Zhao Lingyan was also a lot bolder at this time, and finally walked out of the shadows, glared at the rat and said angrily: "Look at me, I can't clean you up----"

"Hold on to it, don't move! I'm going to find a lighter. ”

After Zhao Lingyan finished speaking, he was ready to find a lighter.

Chen Yuning, who was beside her, immediately grabbed her and reminded: "Sister Ling Yan, where did you get the lighter!"

"That's right. ”

Zhao Lingyan nodded his head suddenly, remembering that there really didn't seem to be a lighter at home. So she asked Lu Xiu, "Do you have a lighter?"

Lu Xiu shook his head.

He doesn't smoke, where is the lighter.

"Oh well. Zhao Lingyan's eyes lit up and said, "Then I'll go find an electric mosquito swatter!"

“----”

Chen Yuning stopped again and said, "Sister Ling Yan, we don't have an electric mosquito swatter here..."

"---. Zhao Lingyan scratched his head in distress when he heard this, and said, "Then I can't teach this stinky mouse a good lesson..."

Lu Xiu was stunned on the side, and secretly sweated for this unlucky mouse.

Sure enough, it is the most poisonous woman's heart, and this sentence is not false at all. Don't look at Zhao Lingyan's pure and beautiful appearance, she is simply a little devil on the inside--- she can think of burning at the stake and electrocution, is there anything she can't think of?

"Forget it, just spare it today and throw it out. ”

Zhao Lingyan waved his hand a little unwillingly, and commanded Lu Xiu.

However, Lu Xiu didn't move, just looked at her with a smile.

"What are you doing in a daze, tell you to throw it away!" Zhao Lingyan said angrily.

This Lu Xiu looks stupid, can't anyone understand what he says?

"Okay. ”

Lu Xiu let go of his hand.

The rat fell from his hand to the ground and crawled under the couch with a "boom".

"Ah, what are you doing..."

Zhao Lingyan looked in horror at the direction in which the mouse had disappeared.

"Didn't you tell me to throw it away..."Lu Xiu said.

"I told you to throw it out! Can't you understand people?"

Zhao Lingyan glared at Lu Xiu angrily.

He must have a bad brain!

Lu Xiu spread his hands and said, "I think you must have remembered who I am, don't you really plan to entertain me?" I am the son of your mother's good friend, I should be eight months older than you, that is, almost a full year old, counting, you should call me Brother Lu Xiu." ”

Zhao Lingyan's eyes widened, and even Chen Yuning was stunned.

Suddenly, Zhao Lingyan laughed, couldn't believe his ears, and said with a sigh of anger: "Hahahaha, what do you call me to call you?"

Lu Xiu nodded.

"You just dream!" Zhao Lingyan felt that he must have heard the funniest joke in the world, and said angrily: "I'm your father!"

"Sister. Lu Xiu corrected.

"I'm your father!" Zhao Lingyan replied.

"Sister. ”

"Daddy!"

"Hey, good. ”

Lu Xiu picked it up with a smile.

“----”

"Poof"

Chen Yuning, who was next to her, finally couldn't hold back, and smiled back and forth. Unexpectedly, Zhao Lingyan suddenly shuddered on his head, and he flattened his mouth and didn't dare to laugh anymore.

"Don't laugh!"

Zhao Ling's seven orifices of smoke were smoking, his chest rose and fell one after another, and he glared at Lu Xiu angrily: "You, you..."

Lu Xiu spread his hands and expressed his innocence.

Zhao Lingyan was almost on the verge of collapse.

No, she's a fairy, she has to be calm!

This Lu Xiu, don't look stupid, rustic, but it's really hard to deal with.

If you want to get rid of him, there must be a valid reason.

Zhao Lingyan's eyes suddenly lit up.

"You, you, Lu Xiu, quickly remove your dirty feet from my carpet. Zhao Lingyan suddenly pointed to Lu Xiu's feet and said, "Do you know that this carpet is to be stepped on barefoot?

“----”

"Hmph, I'll be cheap for you today, as long as you leave now, this matter will be settled. Zhao Lingyan said: "Besides, I advise you to die as soon as possible, there is no extra room left for you in my house at all!"

"Uh..." Lu Xiu was stunned and asked, "Then what if I don't leave?"

Zhao Lingyan spread his hands: "Lose money! The mental damage fee that suddenly appeared at my house just now and frightened me, as well as the maintenance fee of the carpet!"

Lu Xiu suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?"

Lu Xiu also learned from Zhao Lingyan, spread his hand towards her, and said, "Then you have to give me a massage fee, as well as a tip." ”

"What?"

Zhao Lingyan stared at a pair of beautiful eyes, slightly stunned.

Is this just the legendary cheap and good?

I don't know if this Lu Xiu is his nemesis, he always has a superpower that can make her angry half to death with minimal effort.

Zhao Lingyan almost shouted: "You die! Do you know how much it costs me to go to the beauty salon to do a spa every weekend? How much can it be worth?"

She felt the comfort coming from her shoulder, and out of conscience, she was more or less weak, because she knew very well in her heart that Lu Xiu's massage had a great effect on her sore shoulder after falling into the stiff neck...

"You're not welcome here anyway, you go out. Zhao Lingyan pointed to the door.

"Okay. Lu Xiu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then if that rat continues to come out and do evil, I won't be able to help you." ”

After saying that, he didn't forget to whistle.

"Squeak, squeak..."

The whistle just fell.

The big rat that had just gotten into the couch poked its head out again, a few long hairs swaying.

"Again... It's this stinky rat again..."

Zhao Lingyan was almost scared again, and hurriedly hugged Chen Yuning's thigh.

She didn't quite understand, this stinky rat was not Lu Xiu's comrade, why did he whistle, and this rat ran out again? I haven't seen a mouse after living in this place for so long, why did it appear as soon as Lu Xiu came?

Zhao Lingyan finally came to the conclusion: Lu Xiu is a sweeping star!

However, at this time, it seemed that the mouse did not intend to give Zhao Lingyan time to have other ideas, and suddenly climbed from the sofa leg to the sofa.

The two women hugged each other and screamed, rushing from one end of the sofa to the other.

"Help... Lu Xiu, come back to me quickly..."

Lu Xiu, who had almost walked to the door, turned around, held back a smile and said, "Have you finally decided to take me in?"

"You're dreaming!"

Lu Xiu spread his hands: "Okay." ”

After saying that, he continued to walk towards the door, ignoring the two women who were about to be driven crazy by the rats.

"Sister Ling Yan, you're crazy, promise him quickly... I can't take it anymore..."Chen Yuning was close to collapsing, the mouse's furry touch had made her almost lose her ability to think.

Three seconds later, Zhao Lingyan finally collapsed.

"I promise... I promise you!You'll come back and catch mice!" Zhao Lingyan was so frightened that he closed his eyes.

With a "poof", Lu Xiu threw his luggage to the ground and came back in three or two steps.

After locking the mouse's position, before it could escape, Lu Xiu's swift palm had already firmly grasped it.

Get!

The poor rat fell into the clutches of Lu Xiu again, and "chirp" kept screaming.

Lu Xiu mourned for it in his heart, if it weren't for its tacit cooperation, Zhao Lingyan might not have compromised so easily, but it was a pity that he would hand it over to Zhao Lingyan again.

"It's time to open your eyes, I've caught it. Lu Xiu said.

The two women both opened their eyes and looked at the big mouse in Lu Xiu's hand, secretly relieved.

"Hmph, Yu Ning, let's go!"

Zhao Lingyan glared at Lu Xiu, pulled Chen Yuning and climbed down from the sofa, then turned around and went upstairs directly, leaving Lu Xiu alone in the living room.

"What should we do with the rats?" Lu Xiu asked in the living room.

"It's up to you to steam or boil, in short, don't let me see it again, or you'll get out of here immediately!" Zhao Lingyan's muffled voice.