The other party is typing ......

Soho: "1 what 1, run your legs well, pay attention to safety, don't fall to your death." ”

At the end, I also brought an emoji: Dad loves you.JPG.

Su Xiaomu scratched his head and didn't reply to the message.

Whispered in my heart, did I reply to the message a little fast today, which scared the female creditor?

There is a meme in the withdrawn message that is not very appropriate, so the female creditor is a little panicked?

Su Xiaomu, who had no similar memories in his brain, silently gave up and continued to speculate, anyway, the female creditor is a big man, and the big guy is born with many secrets.

Can't guess.

1.9 kilometers is not far, plus Su Xiaomu was debuffed by the small garbage system, and it is more efficient if it is not up or down.

It took 20 minutes to complete this errand list that really has no possibility.

I can't make a fuss if I want to.

The poor, weak, helpless and wanting Su Xiaomu decisively took the second order.

￥30.00！

Address: Public toilet on the second floor of the shopping mall at No. 280 Zhongliu Road.

Remarks: Magnum Help: Help buy a pack of no less than 6 tissues of any brand and send them to the No. 3 pit of the men's bathroom, remember to knock on the door, thank you!

The general remarks are finished here, but Su Xiaomu, who was on the street, almost laughed out loud when he looked at the line behind him:

MMP, the big pit goods in the No. 2 pit next door, what brand of paper towel do you use, it's very fragrant, can you borrow me to smell it, and then I squatted until now, jio is numb.

Su Xiaomu felt that this guy was really pitiful and naïve, in the bathroom, he couldn't believe a word, he knew no!

Isn't there any popular science on the Internet about this kind of routine?

But it's also a bit interesting to say, the public toilets in this kind of shopping mall are generally paper, and the flow of people is relatively large, so you can knock on the door or something.

While thinking about it, Su Xiaomu helped go to the convenience store and casually bought a bag of paper towels that could be used, and rushed to the customer's address.

Beep in my heart, ¥30 to hand.

This kind of anxious list is the most comfortable, and it will generally add some money, and the road is not far, that is, a basic starting price of 15 yuan, and now it is 30.

Only an angel-like man like him would not dislike this kind of order.

Thinking about it, Su Xiaomu felt that his back was glowing, which was called a holy light.

Within a few minutes, Su Xiaomu arrived at the destination, the mall is a little old, maybe this is the reason why there is no paper in the bathroom, and it took a little effort to find the toilet on the second floor.

Men's guard, there is no obstacle.

When Su Xiaomu entered, he found that it was empty, no wonder he could only call errands, found the No. 3 pit, and knocked on the door according to the customer's requirements.

"Hello, you have to run errands to help buy something, arrive, open the door and get it. ”

This single errand is more interesting recently, so Su Xiaomu clicked on the video recording, of course, I didn't plan to let the customer appear on camera, add a filter or something to dot code, completely o98k.

Just when Su Xiaomu was thinking that the order was completed, regardless of the status of the lifting of the ban, he would go home first, and there was a sound from the No. 3 pit that almost frightened Su Xiaomu to fly.

A cute female voice sounded from inside.

"Little brother, you pass the paper through the crack in the door. ”

Su Xiaomu: "......"

I knock, isn't it a big brother die? How did you become a girl?

Su Xiaomu's Adam's apple rolled with difficulty, and said uncertainly, "I think I really want to go wrong." ”

"Little brother, it's not wrong, it's here, I'm Jio Mama, hurry up and give me the tissue. The female voice was in a hurry.

Su Xiaomu shuddered and handed it over, and when he saw that it was a pair of men's hands, the whole person was not good.

"Big brother die, how many levels of pseudonym is there at station B? Damn, it almost scared me to death. ”

Su Xiaomu has also lived for a long time, what kind of person is this, there is a mine at home, playing pseudonyms.

"Little brother, guess, you guessed that I wanted you hehehe. The blue kid inside giggled.

Su Xiaomu felt that the hairs on his hands stood on end, and goosebumps fell to the ground.

This is more terrible than a real girl.,Sure enough,The pseudonym boss is the most terrifying.,Who knows if it's going to be a woman's clothes one day.。

For example, there is a voice-changing boss named Shen Yan, who will definitely become a women's clothing boss in the future.

At this moment, a deep male voice came from inside, "You can't guess, I'll take you hehehe......"

"Mom, big guy, you can't afford to provoke it, so you can slip away for respect. ”

Su Xiaomu couldn't wait to have four legs and run with a bang, but the order had not been completed, and he had to bow his head for the sake of money.

While speaking, the pseudophon boss inside opened the door and walked out, it was really a relatively small jasper bird blue child, no wonder he was thinking about pseudonym.

", handsome!"

The opening is crispy!

Su Xiaomu scratched his head, "If there is no problem, help to complete it, I still have a single order to run." ”

The blue child made a hair-ruffling motion, a little angry, "Little brother, don't you think you are like an angel, jumping all the way to my heart with little stars." ”

“……”

"Okay, okay, give you some finish. "Changed to a real voice.

"Big handsome, I hope to have a chance to see you again in the future, I'll introduce you to the rich woman, you are so handsome, it's a waste of errands!"

"Don't be in a hurry to go, little brother......"

Su Xiaomu's movements under his feet were faster, and he felt that goosebumps were rising all over his body, and cold sweat was coming out of his back.

See you later?

Don't!

Don't see each other in this life, let's be quiet and be guests in each other's lives!

When the barrage of [Status Lifting Completed] popped up, Su Xiaomu didn't have the heart to pay attention.

Soho Soho, come and save me, this society is so scary!

…………

…………

When I returned to Huabanli, Soho hadn't come back yet, and Su Xiaomu was sitting on the sofa in 601, and the whole person was a little confused.

This is the first time Su Xiaomu has met a blue child who is even more sassy than him.

It's not funny, it's really not okay at all.

But......

This kind of sass, ordinary people really can't learn it.

Pseudo-sound, rich male voice, and true voice can switch freely, and it can be so 'charming', which is really rare.

Su Xiaomu clicked on the video sharing platform, and this time there were many replies.

Because the accompanying text is more eye-catching-but unpleasant, I met a pseudophonic boss.

"666666, the pseudonym boss of station B appeared, I am glad to see the author being saught. ”

"This voice is a little familiar, I may have heard it at station B. ”

"The big guy upstairs, share a wave. ”

"This is the first time I've seen the author have a person who can't be complained, it's not easy, but to be honest, it's still the author's sassy taste. ”

"Don't say anything, I'll take that sentence hehehehe......"

“……”

Su Xiaomu trembled his hands and replied to a few comments.

"I said my hands are shaking right now, do you believe me?"

"To be honest, I was convinced, and I was almost introduced to a rich woman!"

"Alas, a man as handsome and as good as me, I don't know whose girl it will be cheaper in the future......"

“……”

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Broken bowls.

I'm afraid it's cold, is there a handsome little brother and a beautiful young lady to give a recommendation ticket to save Xiaopu Street.