I said it wrong, I was dressed, but it was "exposed" underneath......" Before I finished speaking, Yang Mei held up the album and took a heavy picture.

"Liu Lei, I really didn't expect you to be such a person!" Yang Mei said angrily.

"Please, I didn't mean to, I was just curious to look at your photo album, how did I know it was ...... Besides, what can you see in a picture like that, you're so small!" I explained.

Yang Mei looked at the guy in front of her, he wouldn't be a pun, right? After looking at it for a long time, he found that it didn't look like it, so he snorted coldly: "You didn't mean it!"

"What do you mean, I didn't mean to. By the way, why don't you get in the way when you take pictures?" I quickly changed the subject.

"What's the block, you say it again!" It's okay if I don't change the topic, as soon as I change the topic, Yang Mei, who had already calmed down, suddenly went berserk again, raised the album and wanted to smash me again.

I can't figure it out, do I have to beat someone if I ask?

What I don't know is that in fact, Yang Mei asked her parents the same question before, but her mother's answer was that Yang Mei at that time wet the "diaper" cloth that covered the "urine", and there was no way to remove it!

Yang Mei naturally wouldn't explain such a shameful thing to me, so that when I asked, she would be so excited.

Yang Mei put away her album, and at the end she glared at me and said, "I can tell you, if I can't find a boyfriend in the future, you will be responsible!"

"Ah, why me?" I was a little confused.

"I've been seen by you, if you're not responsible, who will be responsible! How will you let me marry in the future!" Yang Mei said matter-of-factly.

I was speechless for a while, this can be regarded as seeing the light? Didn't the photographer who took the picture of you also see it? Why don't you ask him to be responsible? But I can't ask this, if Yang Mei answers that the photographer is a woman, then I'm not looking for trouble!

Besides, this era is not a feudal society, there are still any virgins and martyrs, and those who are not virgins abound, not to mention that I just took a look...... Photos only. What's more important is that with Yang Mei's appearance, are you afraid that no one will marry her in the future?

But I'm kind of experienced now, and I know a little bit about what girls think. There are only two possibilities for a girl to say this kind of thing, the first is that she wants to take the opportunity to extort you a sum of money, Yang Mei is obviously not, otherwise she would not have become Mrs. Kuo directly with that Zheng Shaopeng. The second is that this girl has a good impression of you, so she will say so, which can be regarded as an indirect confession. There is also a third possibility, which is that both are mentally ill.

Obviously, the second might make more sense, but I can't respond to anything. After all, I have a lot of women now, and if I still want to take Yang Mei for myself in this situation, it will be a little unfair to her.

Whether it is Zhao Yanyan, Chen Weier, or Xia Jing, Liu Yue, Xu Zhenyun, Yu Ting, they have all gone through a lot with me before they came together, they are safe with each other, and I am also very pleased, but if another Yang Mei is added, it may be nothing to me, but Yang Mei can accept it! I decided to find an opportunity to explain my affairs to Yang Mei clearly, so as not to delay her to have a boyfriend.

"My mother is so annoyed, she actually made an appointment with that Zheng Shaopeng to go to Ocean Park tomorrow to play! I don't know what benefits he gave my mother!" Yang Mei sat on the bed and said a little sullenly.

I thought to myself, what other benefits can I give, it's nothing more than a small favor, looking at your mother's appearance is a person who likes to be greedy for small things! I said, "It's good to go to Ocean Park, I just haven't been there yet!"

"What, people asked me to go, what are you going to do?" Yang Mei raised her head and glanced at me a little charmingly. I was a little flustered.

"Then I'm not going...... I said quickly, but I thought to myself, what a superb woman, it must be very cool to get into bed...... Thinking of this, I quickly shook my head sensibly.

"You dare!" Yang Mei stood up and glared at me: "If you don't go, what if Zheng Shaopeng takes the opportunity to take advantage of me!"

"Then aren't you afraid that my Jenny will be cheap?" I didn't really want to go, to be honest, I really wanted to go and join in the fun.

"Anyway, you've taken advantage of it, so it's cheaper for you!" Yang Mei said.

"Isn't it...... I just glanced at the picture ...... "I fainted."

Early the next morning, Zheng Shaopeng came before eight o'clock, and Yang's mother praised him for being diligent and a person who did business.

Zheng Shaopeng saw Yang Mei in front of him and wanted to show his talent, so he said modestly: "The early bird has worms!"

"Early bugs are eaten by birds. Yang Mei said without looking at him.

"Uh...... That's right, that's right! That's right, big fish eat small fish, and small fish eat dried shrimp. Zheng Shaopeng said self-righteously.

"Idiot, you. I scolded in my heart, but on the surface, I said: "Brother Zheng is really a talent, that Wen Si is like a 'urine' collapse!"

"That's right!" Zheng Shaopeng heard me say this, and immediately had a good impression of me, nodded and said: "'Urine' collapse is a little exaggerated, and it is a fact that my literary thoughts are as endless as diarrhea!"

After Yang Mei heard this, she glanced at Zheng Shaopeng with some disgust, but Zheng Shaopeng thought that she had finally attracted the attention of the beauty, and continued to show off her literary talents: "Brother, I suddenly had a sudden inspiration, I want to compose a poem on the spot, what do you think?"

"Brother Zheng still has this talent, that's a prostitute 'Sao' person!" I deliberately said the word "prostitute" a little unclear. But Yang Mei understood and smiled.

Zheng Shaopeng saw Yang Mei smiling, and thought that he had attracted her, and said proudly: "I can't say that the emigrants are improvised, so the 'Sao' people can make do with them!" Zheng Shaopeng is also a college graduate, and the meaning of the emigrants is still understood, and the emigrants are officials who have been degraded to other places, which is not a good word! But the meaning of the "Sao" people is a poet!

Yang Mei heard Zheng Shaopeng admit that he was a "Sao" person, and she couldn't laugh even more.

"Xiao Zheng, then you can do it quickly, your uncle and I have also seen a long time!" Although Yang's mother took a fancy to Zheng Shaopeng's money, she didn't want her son-in-law to be too grassy, and she was very happy to hear that he could compose poems at this time.

"Brother Zheng, let's all listen!" I picked up a glass of water and sat on the sofa to watch how this guy made a fool of himself.

"Ahem!Then I'll make a poem in the style of Li Bai!" Zheng Shaopeng cleared his throat and said with a slight heaviness:

Today's weather is so sunny,

Yang Mei and I went to Ocean Plaza,

There are so many fucking fish in the square,

I can see that Yang Mei and I are really fascinated!