Chapter 573: I'll Go to You
Jin Tae-yan never dreamed that he would become Kim Tae-yeon, the short body he has always been powdered with.
All this is due to a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding of poor communication.
In fact, Jin Tae-yan is also very strange how things happened, when he was ecstatic in his personal dance studio, because his request to become a backup dancer in China for the 10th anniversary tour of Girls' Generation was approved, which means that he finally has the opportunity to get up close and personal with his idol!
Then there was a loud bang, and he didn't know anything.
When he woke up again, a man who couldn't see his face clearly expressed his apologies very sincerely, saying that his first driving skills were not good, and as a result, an accident injured Jin Taiyan, and he was willing to do his best to compensate.
In fact, Jin Taiyan wanted to ask him how he drove the car to the thirteenth floor.
But what makes him even more distressed is that he will definitely miss the tour because of his injury, and missing it may be the only opportunity in his life to get close to girlhood.
After listening to Jin Taiyan, the regretful man patted his chest and promised to let him have close contact with Girls' Generation, and then took out a poster out of nowhere to ask him who to choose.
Jin Tae-yan thought that he was choosing who to meet, so he decisively chose his natal Kim Taeyeon.
Then as soon as his eyes were closed and opened, his soul was contained in Kim Taeyeon's body.
Well, in fact, that's right, is there a more intimate contact than this? Kim Taeyeon's entire white and tender little body is her own, as long as there is no lower limit to obscenity, then it's not like you can touch wherever you want?
As for the other eight, they're already perverted Yeon anyway, and no one will say anything if they're perverted, right?
The problem is that the pit man just threw him over, and he didn't give him a plug-in like a portable system, isn't it a bit too much not to even pretend to be a language pack?!
Jin Taiyan has been pretending to be asleep since he came through, for fear that other people will come and talk to him, who can he communicate with with just a few words of Korean that he learned from watching videos?
But he is now in a standby room, and the small space is full of nine including him, assistants, makeup artists and other staff, and he listens to the other eight bombards chattering around hahahaha, not only can't he understand, but he is always worried that they will make trouble with him.
This torment is full of tears!
But can he hide from the first year of junior high school, can he hide from the fifteenth? Being in the waiting room, it is obvious that he is about to perform, can he still pretend to sleep when the time comes?
That bastard who disgraces people at the slightest disagreement, whether you're a god or a demon or an alien, tell me what to do?
"Oh, yes, I forgot to give you this. Unexpectedly, the thing actually answered, and the voice sounded in Jin Taiyan's ears, startling him.
When he opened his eyes and looked around, he didn't see the man, but he glanced at Zheng Xiuyan next to him in the mirror, and he was so frightened that he closed his eyes again.
"Where are you?" Jin Taiyan asked in a whisper with the corners of his mouth twitching.
didn't respond, but Zheng Xiuyan reached out and stabbed him, seeing that there was no reaction, she muttered something, and went to her own house.
Jin Taiyan didn't react, his heart was about to jump out of his mouth, okay? Fortunately, Zheng Xiuyan was next to him, a lazy thing, and if he changed to any of the six, seven, or eight, he couldn't have passed the test so easily!
Don't you say that bastard man is a cheating father? When you make a sound, you disappear, you have a bad signal and the connection is disconnected? Give me this and that, give me where the thing is!
Wait! What is this? The hand in the pocket of the coat suddenly touched something, cold, thin......
Squinting his eyes and looking around, no one paid attention to him, Jin Taiyan got up suddenly, and rushed into the bathroom attached to the waiting room with lightning speed.
After closing the door and locking it, Jin Taiyan sat on the toilet and took out the things in his pocket.
It turned out to be a test tube, which contained a large half tube of silver liquid, and there were countless crystals in the liquid that shimmered like stars, which looked extremely beautiful.
So the question is, how do you use this thing?
In fact, Jin Taiyan also knew that since it looked like a potion, it was very likely to be drunk, and it couldn't be used as nail polish anyway, ......right?
But if you really want to drink this thing in your stomach, Jin Taiyan really doesn't dare, as we all know, the more beautiful things are, the more dangerous they are, this bottle of liquid is so beautiful that it catches up with the artwork, it won't be poison, right?
In addition, I don't know what those shiny ones are, they can't be fluorescents, right? In case the face fluoresces after drinking, and as soon as the stage lights go out, a miserable green face floats there, this is the most terrifying stage accident, okay?!
But it's all forced to this, what if you don't drink it?
Jin Taiyan gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and directly dried this bottle!
Not to mention, the taste is still a little sweet.
Then, there is no then.
Is this the end? Jin Taiyan smacked his lips, he couldn't believe that drinking this thing didn't have any effect at all.
I don't know anything, I don't remember anything, what do I use to live in the name of Kim Taeyeon, and I'm caught and sliced and studied every minute, okay?
Just thinking about it, suddenly a hot current gushed out of his stomach and rushed straight into his brain, and in the next moment, Jin Taiyan took a good feel for what it was like to be empowered.
Every brain cell that has been sleeping for a long time wakes up with joy and releases the memories stored in it, but such a huge amount of information does not bring the slightest feeling of dizziness, but a kind of refreshing ears, probably because these memories belong to this body.
Now Jin Tae-yan dares to say that no one in this world knows Kim Taeyeon better than him, not even herself!
From the moment he was born, what he saw, what his ears heard, what his head thought, what his body did, all of this was clearly present in his mind, and as long as he wanted to, he could relive her life so far at any time.
This special meow is not only a plug-in, but also a fan benefit!
It's a pity that God doesn't seem to be going to give him a chance to enjoy this benefit, and Seo Hyun starts knocking on the door outside.
"Ernie, Ernie are you alright?"
It's okay, Lao Tzu is fine! Jin Taiyan wanted to answer like this.
But in fact, he could only reply: "It's okay, it's just that my stomach hurts a little." ”
"Ah, Ernie, it's our turn to perform in half an hour, why do you suddenly have a stomachache? Is it the menstrual period? Or did you eat the wrong thing in the afternoon......"
Jin Taiyan covered his face, feeling that he would not love anymore.
So is the real attribute of the old-fashioned black goddess actually a chatterbox? If it weren't for the fact that he didn't have the right to speak freely as a busy person, he would have nagged his sisters to death every minute, right?
"My menstrual period ended last week," these words came out of his mouth, Jin Taiyan felt that he was all perverted, "I didn't eat indiscriminately in the afternoon, but it was a little cold when I fell asleep just now." ”
"Is the air conditioner too cold? Or Ernie you're wearing too little......"
Xu Xian wanted to continue to ask, but the door of the bathroom had been opened, and Jin Taiyan stood there, blocking back her words with a dangerous look.
"I'm fine, go back and prepare. ”
"But Ernie ......," Xu Xian wanted to say aggrievedly.
"No, but!" Thinking that he was a little too strict with the busy, Jin Taiyan smiled and raised his fist, "A moment of stage, Huai Ting!"
"Inside. Xu Xian turned around step by step, making Jin Taiyan confused.
I've never heard of Seo Hyun and Kim Taeyeon having a leg? Why are you so eager to talk and stop, is it, in fact, this pair is the real CP?!
After thinking about it briefly, I don't remember this thing!
Sitting back in his position with a confused face, Jin Taiyan was shocked again when he turned his head.
"Sika, what are you doing?"
Zheng Xiuyan turned around casually and said, "Aren't you cold? I'll block the cold wind for you." ”
When I don't know you're an air conditioner, do you finally have a reason to occupy the air supply outlet of the air conditioner?
"Is it cold for Tayon Oni? In that case, I'm not welcome to the ice cream that Kivan Oba bought!"
"Xiuyingoni divide me in half!" the other long leg followed.
Cui Dayu, Lin Crocodile, you two are really enough! Your dear captain Nim, it's not as good as an ice cream, is it?
"Daedae, are you alright?
Look at the other Pani, this is the real concern, okay? But Pani, knowing that you are from the United States and are well developed, do you want to hug my arm so tightly? I have my whole arm embedded in it, okay?
"Drink some yam juice, it will strengthen your resistance. "The one who carries this thing with him, of course, is Kwon Yuli.
Jin Taiyan didn't say anything polite to her, took a big sip of the thermos cup, and then regretted it!
Why didn't anyone tell him that Korean yams and Chinese yams are completely two different things? When I watched variety shows back then, I wondered, how could such a soft and glutinous yam make people feel as fearful as snakes and scorpions? It turns out that the so-called yam in Korea is the medicinal herbs picked in the mountains! You speak so bluntly, no wonder you want to go to Sinicization, the Chinese language is too complicated, you can't play it at all!
"Taeyeon......" shouted Sunny who was touching up her makeup from afar.
"Inside?" Jin Taiyan, who felt haggard, replied weakly.
"Are you going to give benefits to your fans?"
“moya?”
"If not, why did you drive away Xiaoxian, who gave you safety pants?"
So, Xu Xian, you actually came to give me safety pants just now, didn't you? The horn said a lot and didn't get into the main topic, and finally left silently, what kind of trouble are you going to make?
Speechlessly took the safety pants handed over by Jin Xiaoyuan, Jin Tae-yan gave her a thumbs up while putting them on, worthy of being a good wife and mother, you are probably the only normal person in Girls' Generation.
Then looking at the trouser legs that were about to show out of the skirt, Jin Taiyan was embarrassed.
"Taeyeon Oni, what are you doing in my safety pants?" asked Lim Yoon-a, the winner of the ice cream scramble, licking her booty.
Don't talk, Lao Tzu wants to be quiet, don't ask me who Jingjing is, it's not Park Renjing anyway!
Jin Tae-yan suddenly had a premonition that his future life as Kim Taeyeon would not be too bland!