Chapter 320: Boss, I'm Mentally Handicapped

"The first wake-up keyword has been configured: family housekeeper, please say keyword 2 after a ding, if you don't need to configure, please say skip, and when the configuration is completed, please say end. ”

"Ding. ”

Su Xiaomu clenched his fists!

The mood was slightly excited.

On the surface, he had to say very quietly, "Experimental steward, it's over." ”

"The second wake-up keyword has been configured: experiment housekeeper, please say keyword 3 after a ding, if you don't need to configure, please say skip, please say end after the configuration is completed. ”

"Ding. ”

This time, Su Xiaomu didn't hesitate at all, and said directly.

"Artificial retardation, it's over!"

"The third wake-up keyword has been configured: artificial intellectual disability. ”

"Wake up keyword configuration completed......"

The second step is to configure the corresponding classification of keywords, hint: each keyword is only allowed to correspond to one category, and repeated correspondence is not allowed! Please configure the first keyword after the ding: the corresponding classification of the family housekeeper.

According to the keyword extension, it is recommended to select the corresponding classification of family life, and please say the end after the configuration is completed. ”

"Ding. ”

Su Xiaomu said, "Accept the suggestion." Come to an end. ”

In Su Xiaomu's revised session logic algorithm framework, this operation should be able to be learned.

However, Su Xiaomu was still slightly nervous.

After all, this is not the same as the stupid son of Saoke.com, this is ......

Silly son number two!

It took so long to put more effort into it, no need to configure the UI, no need to configure various things in different categories!

"Wake word: The family housekeeper has been categorized according to the corresponding classification of family life, and whether the subsequent two keywords are configured according to the key extension suggestions.

Hint: The experimental butler corresponds to the classification of scientific experiments, and the artificial intellectual disability corresponds to the classification of intellectual disability upgrades.

To configure it according to the recommendation, say skip after a ding. ”

"Ding. ”

"Skip. ”

"The corresponding classification ...... of the wake keyword has been configured"

"The third step is to learn the program module initialization...... Estimated time: 3 minutes, countdown 2 minutes and 59 seconds ......"

"Ding. ”

"The initialization configuration is complete. ”

The sound fell silent.

Su Xiaomu said, "Experimental steward." ”

"Boss, I'm here, please command the scientific experiment mission. "It's still that neutral mechanical sound.

No change at all.

"Complete the Science Experiment: Test Yourself. Su Xiaomu said.

According to the conversational logic of general voice assistants, no matter how many words you say, the voice assistant actually replies by intercepting fragments based on set keywords.

But at the beginning of the design of this program, Su Xiaomu took into account the language understanding ability and added a powerful algorithm.

Although it is not as powerful as the all-powerful artificial intelligence in the movie.

But barely it should be regarded as the primary version of Jarvis in Iron Man 1.

"Okay, boss. ”

The mechanical voice asked, after agreeing.

"Does the boss have any other orders?"

This is conversational logic that is impossible to achieve in the eyes of ordinary voice assistants.

Of course, there are things that are similar to regular voice assistants.

It is not necessary to terminate each step with the end symbol, as is the case when initializing the configuration.

All voice assistants are pre-programmed with a waiting time and a listening time for the sound source.

This artificial intellectual disability program is no exception, but it adds more judgment conditions to this preset.

Su Xiaomu replied, "Estimate the self-test time, and gradually take the initiative to feedback the test results. ”

"The experimental conditions have been accepted, and according to the judgment, this experiment requires the boss's authorization to use the scope of computing resources. ”

"Please authorize. ”

Su Xiaomu said, "Authorize the use of 100 trillion times per second of computing resources within the specified range for testing. ”

"Ding, authorization passed, test start ......"

"Ding, ...... for the language comprehension test"

"There are 11 lights in a room, 5 are out, how many are left......

Su Xiaomu listened to the test with great interest.

According to his idea, this artificial mentally retarded program, like a cast iron pot, will get better and better to use.

Cast iron pans are bulky, and when you buy them back, that's it, unlike non-stick pans, which won't rust like this.

Before using the cast iron pot for the first time, it is best to use pure pork fat to squeeze oil, and use pork fat as a rag to wipe evenly along the inside and outside.

The tiny, pore-like stuff on the surface of the cast iron pan actively absorbs the remaining oil.

So that the whole pot is bright inside and out.

This is also the reason why the more you use it, the better it is, every time you cook, it will make it more eye-catching.

In fact, the simple truths of life and the truths of things that seem to be lofty will always be the same.

Although it was already the second half of the night.

But Su Xiaomu's energy is very strong.

The test has been carried out.

Because there are 100 trillion computing power allocation tests per second, the effect is still very gratifying.

After more than half an hour, the test ended.

"Test completed, step-by-step feedback test results completed, test results summarized in ......"

"Boss, this self-test experiment has been completed very successfully, the artificial intellectual disability program has no bugs under the powerful computing power test and multi-dimensional full coverage, the program is complete and effective, and the operation is stable and sophisticated. ”

The test steward reported the final results.

Su Xiaomu smiled, "Good job." ”

"Thank you boss for the compliment. ”

This test is a win-win, both cannibalistic and deep learning.

So the lab steward has learned a lot more.

"Now comes the final step. Su Xiaomu rubbed his hands.

The experimental steward immediately replied, "Boss, I don't understand what you mean, I need to learn further." ”

Su Xiaomu smiled.

"Butler, are you retarded?"

"Boss, I'm mentally retarded!"

"Butler, are you retarded?"

"Boss, I'm mentally retarded!"

"Experimental steward, are you mentally retarded?"

"Yes boss. ”

"Experimental butler, can you make me a set of Iron Man?"

"Boss, Iron Man is unknown. ”

"Experimental steward, is it equivalent to saying that you are still a fool?"

"Boss, I'm mentally retarded. ”

"Just an artificial retard?"

"Yes, boss. ”

"Is there any Iron Man?"

"Boss, Iron Man is unknown, do you need to load the learning module?"

"Family housekeeper. ”

"Hello, owner, family housekeeper at your service. A soft female voice came out mechanically.

Su Xiaomu repeated the conversation just now, almost unchanged.

Got almost the same answer.

This is followed by the last wake-up category.

"Artificial retardation. ”

"Hello, boss, artificial intellectual disability is at your service, do you need to upgrade your intellectual disability, intellectual disability upgrading requires a lot of computing resources, and will fall into deep learning, this classification will be temporarily unavailable. Another deep mechanical sound sounded.

Su Xiaomu repeated the conversation just now, without changing a word.

I got almost the same answer, but the difference is that when Iron Man is mentioned, the answer to the artificial disability is whether to start the intellectual disability upgrade module and learn Iron Man deeply.

Su Xiaomu is conducting a typical Turing test.

He doesn't want artificial intelligence in AI programs.

Yes!

He doesn't plan to develop real AI, and the ethical and potentially catastrophic consequences of that would be unpredictable are difficult to predict.

Even the little garbage system itself is not artificial intelligence, and if he really develops artificial intelligence by chance, the consequences may not be bearable.

Because there is no perfect countermeasure.

Before this bold test, Su Xiaomu specially disconnected all the network links between the small supercomputer downstairs and the outside world, just in case.

Who knows what will happen.

The Turing test did not pass, and this program does not have the conditions for artificial intelligence.

Su Xiaomu is not facing a 'person'.

This made Su Xiaomu breathe a sigh of relief.

"Life steward, fully take over the home network equipment in the region. Su Xiaomu finally commanded.

The life steward replied, "Okay boss, please authorize." ”

"The authorization is completed, and the operation of the home network equipment in the area is being taken over, and the estimated time is 10 minutes......"

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