Liu Xiaoyong is a college student, and he is still a dead fat house - the two are not contradictory.

His hometown is in Yangcheng, and he is also studying at a university in Yangcheng, which is five stops away from home, and he has never walked 300 kilometers away in half his life.

Like many dead fat houses, his biggest hobby is watching anime, playing games, and going down (anti-harmony). When I went to school, I learned from the teacher, and I also learned from the teacher during the holidays, and I learned from the Australian (anti-harmony) gate casino; I learned in simple terms, and I tried my best to think about it; the 800 pacesetters who learned ran to the north slope, and the infantry even touched the cavalry......

I haven't been in a relationship since I'm twenty years old, and the only reason to buy a box of condoms is probably because, well, curious.

"Alas, another short life is over, so boring......"

That night, Liu Xiaoyong held a bucket of turkey noodles and finished chasing the new anime, and he couldn't help but feel a little stunned. It's like this every time.,Every time I just like an anime heroine.,I have to say goodbye to it.。

He shook his head, stood up rarely, threw away the noodle bucket by himself, and sat back on the dragon chair with a dozen vita lemon teas, and then clicked back to the homepage of station b, refreshed, huh?

Very unexpectedly, the big picture on the homepage was temporarily replaced, and the five pictures became one, only to see a line of big words on it: Congratulations on the housewarming, you don't understand the two-dimensional world!

The picture shows a bearded uncle in a robe, facing the camera.

What the heck?

Liu Xiaoyong clicked in casually, this video is long, about half an hour, the barrage has been full, and Wuyang and Wuyang dominate the screen. He simply closed it first and only watched the content, not funny, not hype, it was really a Taoist practice.

The location seems to be at the entrance of the new office building, and an offering table is set up, on which there are three animals and four fruits, and three high incense sticks. More than a dozen people were divided into two columns, kneeling on the left and right, and the uncle stood in the middle and gestured.

Xu wore the microphone and heard it clearly:

"It's too good on the stage, the ghost light is refreshing, it protects my body, and the strain is non-stop. The divine light is shining, the heavens and the earth are dark, the five elements of the cave are clear, the three clears of the illusion, I bow today, and the treasure Taoist master is ......"

it!

Liu Xiaoyong was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand it very well, but he could vaguely estimate that this seemed to be a spell to exorcise evil in a clean room. Let's talk about seriousness, let's talk about, but everyone has a solemn expression and a pious attitude.

The barrage is even more dramatic:

"In the future, it would be good to add some runes of yellow paper to the barrage. ”

"Yo-yo, it's almost time to kill a programmer to sacrifice to the sky!"

"Suppressing ghost (anti-harmony) animals is natural. ”

"I see it as a ...... to ask a bTaoist priest"

"The last time I saw this scene, it was in Che Chi Kingdom, but it was three Taoist priests at the time......"

Hahaha! Liu Xiaoyong loves these guys to death, his hand pressed the keyboard for a while, and he also crackled and followed: "Heaven and earth, let the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television let it go!"

After posting this barrage, the matter will be turned over for him. But he glanced at it casually, hey, the video is more than half an hour, could it be that it is all Taoist practices?

Liu Xiaoyong held down the drag bar and pulled it back, and after about twenty minutes, the content changed, but it was in the star reception room of station B, and the uncle was being interviewed.

"Daochang Chen, the first two days were July 15, as the saying goes, on the Midyear Festival, the ghost door opens. Tell me, are there any ghosts in this world?"

"I can't answer this simply. First of all, I want to tell you that fear comes from the unknown, and when you know something about something, you feel a lot more relaxed......"

The long figure is handsome, the demeanor is coquettish, and it has a unique level when he looks at it, "According to our Taoist concept, there are ghosts in this world." But this kind of ghost is not as described in film and television dramas, or in it, with a green face and fangs, doing many evils, and coming and going without a trace.

Taoists believe that everything in heaven and earth is born of the Tao. This Tao can be understood as qi, and everything in heaven and earth is born of qi, and the same is true for ghosts.

When a person dies, his qi cannot be condensed, and it will separate and dissipate. Some qi disappears directly from heaven and earth, some combine with other people's qi to form new vitality, and some are transformed into animals, or gold, stones, plants, and trees......"

He explained it in a straightforward way and with a novel idea. The barrage became scarce for a while, and I don't know if the people are gone, or if they are fascinated.

Subsequently, the host asked: "Folklore has a ghost story, so is there a ghost on the body, and how can we avoid it?"

When Liu Xiaoyong heard this, he immediately focused. Because just two days ago, one of my classmates finished the first seven for my grandmother, and a good person suddenly went crazy.

This incident caused a lot of trouble in the class group, saying that he was imprisoned in a psychiatric hospital. At that time, some people concluded that this must be a ghost!

"The upper body of the ghost is a folk rumor, and the Taoist calls it 'Yang decays and damages, and Yin Qi rushes together'. Ghosts are the yin qi formed by the separation of qi, and some people have weak constitutions and trance, and their own yang energy is not sufficient, so it is naturally easy to provoke yin qi...... Therefore, lay people with these characteristics are advised to bask in the sun more, strengthen their body and willpower, and do not touch some dark places for a long time, or touch some objects that have been very unfamiliar for a long time, they are likely to be contaminated by yin qi, which is harmful to the body. ”

"Oh, I see! You just talked about strengthening the body, and I suddenly remembered that the physical fitness techniques in primary and secondary schools that the state is now promoting, if you know how to do it, you might as well learn it, it is simple and effective. Daoist Chen, for the last question, can you talk about some relevant folk customs and some matters that need attention?" the host asked.

"Yes, the folk customs are different, but the more common one is the first seven, which has a very strict set of procedural norms......"

Sizzle!

Liu Xiaoyong listened to it, and felt a chill in his back, as if something would come out of the corner, window, and bed at any time, and even his legs under the table were shivering coldly.

He snapped off the video and staggered to the living room.

Mom and Dad were watching TV, it was a news program, and coincidentally, it was also the host who interviewed a ministerial-level official and talked about funeral traditions.

"The Xia Kingdom has a history of 5,000 years and has left behind many folk traditions. For example, the common people always say that red and white ceremonies, weddings and funerals, this rule is very, very much, and has been passed down to the present.

Two days ago was the Midyear Festival, and I happened to have a holiday, so I took my family to visit the grave. What I saw and heard along the way, uh, it was actually quite heart-wrenching...... In fact, the government has advocated for many years to be civilized and sacrificed, and some places have also proposed the method of exchanging flowers for paper money, but the actual effect is not optimistic.

It's okay in the city, but in the vast rural areas, paper burning is quite common. According to a study conducted by our experts, PM2.5 in the capital soared 15-fold in just one day during this year's Midyear Festival.

You may not know that after a bundle of paper money is burned, it can produce about 3 catties of carbon dioxide! At the same time, there are sulfur dioxide, nitrogen oxides, polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, etc., which are particularly serious to air pollution.

Therefore, we are currently considering, focusing on rural areas, gradually and reasonably reducing paper burning, and advocating civilized sacrifices and funerals, including Qingming, Zhongyuan, Winter Clothes Festival, and even the first seven ......."

"First seven?" interrupted the host.

"Yes, many people know this, and they also have to burn paper. Putting aside feudal superstitions, we respect these traditions, but we must also know that it is urgent to control environmental pollution! It is impossible for thousands of years to get rid of things in one generation, but people's concepts are slowly changing, and perhaps after a few generations, we can all give up burning money and choose to use flowers to express our sorrows......

Well?

Liu Xiaoyong, with the sensitivity and sharpness of a dead fat house, instantly realized that something was wrong. He took out his mobile phone and swiped Weibo, and sure enough, it ranked third in the hot search, with two big characters, the first seven!

Click in and take a look, some introduce the first seven local customs, some denounce feudal superstition, and some swear that ghosts are magical...... It's all kinds and lively.

“……”

He blinked his eyes, and the three major platforms, such as websites, Weibo, and TV, almost covered all classes of audiences. All of them are mighty, just for a funeral, a head seven?

He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.

"Hey, we haven't burned paper here for a long time, have we? I haven't done anything in the first seven, I remember that I did it for my grandmother more than ten years ago, and I haven't seen it since. ”

At this time, my mother suddenly spoke.

"Well, four or five years ago, I haven't seen burning paper in the city, but I still have it when I go back to my hometown. Dad said.

"It's no wonder that people are banning it, and now that the smog is so heavy, how much PM2.5 has to be added. Mom said.

"! Factory pollution doesn't matter, the trivial things of the general management of the people, driving, cooking, and turning on the air conditioner all affect the environment. Now they don't even care about burning paper, if there are really ghosts, I'll be the first to catch them!"

Yikes!

Liu Xiaoyong almost screamed, his father pierced the window paper with a word, and he didn't come up with any effort: If there is really a ghost!

………………

"Tsk, I admire those who are engaged in planning, and their brain circuits are always different from ordinary people. ”

On Phoenix Mountain, Gu Yu finished reading a few rounds of news and couldn't help but sigh.

"It's simple and rude, the government clearly doesn't admit it, but it secretly pokes and pokes and pokes and allows private discussions among the people, controls public opinion by itself, guides the direction, and is an old routine. Xiao Zhai shook his head.

"Even if it's an old routine, but it's good for people, and the people have this foundation, so it's natural to expand the imagination space......"

Gu Yu smiled and said, "No matter how science and technology develop, I believe that there are many ghosts." Let the masses make up for their own brains, this is the most powerful part. I guess it's just the first step, and there will be follow-ups. ”

"What's next?"

Chao Kongtu, who had been drinking tea silently, suddenly interjected and said, "I have some eyebrows. ”

"Where did you get the ingredients?" Xiao Jin wondered.

"Master has just sent a message saying that there are too many ghosts on the body now, and there is a serious shortage of manpower, so he asked me to come and help. And there is a group of people under my management, it is best to quickly grasp some ghost tricks. ”

Chao Kongtu was quite helpless, and continued: "What's more, the official invited a few descendants of Zhengyi from Hong Kong Island and Nanyang, as well as the descendants of the Heavenly Master's Mansion who were exiled overseas. ”

“……”

As soon as they heard this, Gu Yu and Xiao Zhai were stunned, this is what Shenma means? The government wants to do something!

Xiao Jin was more upright, and said strangely: "Why are you inviting those three indiscriminate people to come?

"Helping to catch ghosts on the surface, in fact...... Hehe, it's just to create momentum for everyone to watch a monkey show, so that they can publicize it. ”

Chao Kongtu put down the cup, and there was a coldness in his chuckle.

(Hahahaha, in a few days, I'll be a legal driver!)