Chapter 423: The Strongest Pile Driver in History
The average human drink 1.5 litres of water a day, and about 38.5 tonnes of water in a lifetime.
Chen Guang is a person who likes to drink water very much because he exercises a lot.
Drinking saliva is such a common thing, and he has drunk tricks, style, and a brilliant life here.
Of course, sometimes it can be a pit waiting for him.
Until today, there are a lot of unsuspecting baskets when drinking water.
For example, the inexplicable world of sharpening pencils, such as the even more inexplicable brass fireworks unicorn arm, but there has never been a time when he sensed the arrival of the out-of-body sensation, and his heart was so panicked.
My good sister, my seventh uncle, my eighth aunt, I was just thirsty and wanted to drink a glass of water, but I really didn't expect it to be like this.
Who would be on guard when they want to drink water, and care about what they're doing?
As long as you don't drink water while squatting, wouldn't it be good if you don't change the prolapse king? Normal people won't drink water while squatting, right?
So the question is, when you are doing something shameful with others, you drink water, and you enter the cup realm, what kind of situation will you face?
Chen Guang had hardly worried about this matter before, after all, as an old virgin, a generation of great magic guides, a single dog who was abused to death by the scum who showed his affection every day, and he didn't even have a word of shame, who still had a hole in his brain to worry about entering the cup when he entered the cup?
At least before today, before it actually happened, he definitely didn't expect it.
He did occasionally imagine that one day, he would be as handsome and domineering as me. Sooner or later, they will be able to get rid of the ranks of shameful magicians and become a little piece that is no longer needed. Wave to the five girls to be another winner in life.
After all, with the handsomeness and cheekiness of an old man, he can't be a single for the rest of his life. Sooner or later, you can turn over and be the master.
The person who spends the first night with herself must be a person of earth-shattering beauty, she must have a pair of big watery eyes, and she must have a waist that is more flexible and graceful than a water snake, and her breasts must not be too small, not too thin, because there is no meat, nor too fat, no fat and fat.
She also has to have a good character. I want to go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, save me enough face outside, and be able to be with me at home.
The most important thing is that she has to be a woman, well, as long as she's a girl.
Today, the day he dreamed of came suddenly.
Although it was spicy and sudden, he was defenseless, but his heart was satisfied after all.
In fact, this is also a matter of course, without Zhuo Jingsi. If you don't meet Wang Ren, Zhuo Jingsi won't like Chen Guang, and Wang Ren won't hold a grudge against Chen Guang, without these reasons. When Chen Guang was in a low mood today, Zhuo Jingsi would not take the initiative to pull Chen Guang's predicament onto his heart, and made up his mind to calm down Chen Guang's overly energetic and angry mood today.
A qiē is perfect. Until he drank the sip of water.
"Yo, lad. It's a nourishing little life, isn't it?"
Ruri was still sitting in front of her computer, not looking up. But there was an indelible teasing force in the tone of the voice.
Chen Guang looked at Liuli from afar, not daring to approach, obviously he should have been worthy of his heart, but he always felt that when she spoke, she seemed to be unpredictable and meaningful.
My soul stands on the top of this white and flawless sea of clouds, but my body is doing such a shameful thing outside, this feeling, this feeling, is too strange!
You'd better change the time and let me enter the middle of the cup!
Can we discuss it?
Of course not, the Holy Grail of Babel never reasoned with him.
At this time, Chen Guang looked at the three huge statues of the gods that were magnificent and heroic, the pencil that reached into the sky, the white piano that was more than 100 zhang long and wide and dozens of zhang high, and the half Alto car that looked like it had gone through vicissitudes of life and was full of history.
From the tip of the pencil, the key on the far left of the piano and the lamp on the left side of Alto's car, three thick pure white breaths suddenly flowed out from the sky, condensed in the sky above the sea of clouds, and then turned into a beam of strong light falling from the sky, shining directly on the glass...... on the computer.
This woman is still undressed!
Some time ago, she was busy, and the big things she wanted to do seemed to have eyebrows, but was she addicted to not wearing clothes, obviously the three statues of gods were placed here, and the power of faith provided should be able to make do with the clothes, but she actually smashed them all on the computer!
Then again, she said that my little life was very moist?
Could it be that she watched it from beginning to end just now, Nima Hi, so ashamed.
Liuli glanced at him, "You can just think so badly, right?
She's so thick-skinned, Chen Guang thought to himself.
"Do you know what status you little kid has in my aunt's heart? Or that sentence, this emperor is really tall, your head, too small and too small, look at your three-inch little meat, I really can't mention any sexual interest. You don't even have that size to have sex with the old lady!
I don't know if Liuli has watched too many violent comics recently, and she has become more and more poisonous when she speaks, which is simply presumptuous!
The time to be dragged into the next layer of the cup realm is getting closer and closer, Chen Guang didn't have the heart to rub against her anymore, and moved a little closer, "My dearest Lord Liuli, can you reveal a little bit what the cup realm is this time? To be honest, I'm very panicked right now!"
Liuli finally raised her hand and made a gesture of pushing her palm, "You damn pervert, stay away from me, don't stain my eyes!" Please look down a little, a little ashamed, okay? You pointed a gun at this girl to scare people?"
Chen Guang lowered his head, beeped the dog, and not only did Liuli not wear clothes for a long time, but I actually didn't wear it either!
Anyway, she is still a little shrouded in clouds and mist, I am so proud of the heavenly Fang Tian painting halberd to eat people, oh no, eat God!
"Give you three seconds, turn around and turn around, or you'll wait to say goodbye to your little Tintin. The emperor is really busy right now, and he doesn't have time to take care of you. ”
As soon as she finished speaking, a roar came from the computer stereo, "Holy**!"
The supergod has been killed?
Quite busy, huh?
"Can we stop joking? You can be a little considerate of me, I'm really nervous right now! The Holy Grail of Babel is too messy! How can I enter the cup realm at this time! I ...... I'm not convinced!"
Ruri said, "Do you really want to know what it is?"
"Really!"
"Okay, I'll sue you!"
"What's it!"
"Guess ......"
"Guess Nima's ......" Chen Guang didn't scold, and sucked into the world of tests in the cup realm with a sigh.
When Chen Guang disappeared, Liuli, who had been sitting in front of the computer, suddenly became gloomy, gritted his teeth, didn't say anything, and only slapped his computer desk violently.
Boom!
"Ahh
It was still the familiar tunnel of time and space, Chen Guang kept flying forward with his head pointed, he really wished that this tunnel would be longer, so that he would have more time to think about life.
If it's really what I'm most worried about, how will I face the rest of my life?
I am determined to be an upright gentleman, why should I face such a bleak fate?
I resisted the temptation again and again in the journey of my life, whether it was 15 yuan for a night, or 400 yuan for fast food, or 1500 for business, or even 8,000 for the periphery, even if I already had more than 100 million oceans in my pocket, I never had a crooked mind.
My purity touches the heavens and the earth, and a man like me can make Yanagishita Hui ashamed of himself in ancient times.
Until today, I fell under Teacher Zhuo's secret arrow for the first time, and I haven't even eaten the marrow yet, Tongtian Holy Grail, are you going to let me plunge into such a dirty and shameful cup realm?
Can't you, right?
This is really the old man's first time!
You're still going to have to be a little disciplined, right?
If you have something to say, we can still be friends, right?
I...... Wipe...... Who......
Hi Nima!
It's really fun!
When Chen Guangzhen appeared in this new model that could not be described, could not be looked at, and could not be divulged by heaven, he just wanted to sing a song, the vast end of the world is my love, and the flowers bloom at the foot of the endless green mountains.
Cover your face and cover your eyes, you can't see the white expanse between the sky and the earth, nor the countless planes at the end of the mountains and seas...... Cup......
You're so good at giving me a real person!
Babel Holy Grail, do you really want this?
You are in a row, a string, so many that I can't count them, and there are countless such shameful cups with an impact strength of 1 all the way to an impact strength of 99999, what kind of trouble are you going to make!
Besides, you're too much!
99999!
Yes, read that right, it's really five figures!
How can I get out alive?
Chen Guang once thought that after getting the Holy Grail of Tongtian, he would definitely embark on a road of domination of all things to save the world, dragging cool, going against the sky every minute, turning his hands into clouds and covering his hands into rain.
Now the Holy Grail of Tongtian is getting more and more powerful, and he has mastered more and more cool skills, but he never expected that he suddenly dreamed back at midnight and brought the Holy Grail of Tongtian into the ditch again.
This ditch is still so deep, and there is no bottom in it.
I've been really upright lately, why are you doing this to me!
Does it really have to be this way?
It doesn't seem like there's much choice, right?
Dry...... Bar......
Bang!
When a certain cup marked as strength 99999 exploded, the ruthless and senseless electronic voice of the Holy Grail of Heaven was heard in the sky, "Pass, mission accomplished, Redeemer has become the strongest in history...... Piling Rig ......"
When thinking of specific adjectives, the omnipotent Holy Grail of Babel is jammed.
Chen Guang's tears were enough to raise the surface of the lake hundreds of zhang out of thin air, yes, this is really tears, not anything else, after all, this is the cup in the realm, the merciful only gave him a gun, not a bullet, otherwise he would have died 9999 times.
I don't want this title, I don't want to be the best piledriver in history!) )