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Today, there is a shout!

Phew......

No!

If you are unfortunate enough to pass by in front of the Zhi'an Municipal Government Building one day, and hear such a voice cheering for "Vice Mayor Huang", you really don't think that the city government is holding some sports meeting or other activities. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

No!

It should also be said that today's Gao Feng Liang Festival, Vice Mayor Huang, who keeps his promises, is challenging himself and trying to see how much toilet water he can drink.

"Vice Mayor Huang, come on!"

"Vice Mayor Huang is really good!"

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In the midst of this shout, Deputy Mayor Huang Tao, who was lying on the toilet bowl drinking wildly at this time, was simply depressed and disgusted to the extreme. He really didn't know what was going on, as if there was a magical force that made his brain suddenly dazed, and then unconsciously walked to the toilet without control, kicked open the first door, and fell on the toilet and drank wildly.

Vomit......

Seeing that the dirty and smelly water in the toilet bowl was still yellow, and the strange smell had been in his mouth, throat and body, Huang Tao immediately wanted to spit it out, but his body couldn't spit it out at all, and that magical power actually controlled him to walk towards the second compartment.

"Wow wow...... Look, everyone! Our brave Vice Mayor Huang has successfully captured the bunker of the first compartment! Now we are charging at the toilet bowl of the second compartment...... We continue to cheer for Vice Mayor Huang!"

The atmosphere of the scene has been mobilized by Lin Feng, these civil servants who have been bored under the majesty of the leadership all day long, it is rare to have the opportunity to be so happy, so they all cheered and cheered, and some even whistled, as if they were really cheering for the athletes on the sports field.

And at this time, the door of the second compartment of the bathroom suddenly opened, and out of it came out a security guard wearing a security suit and headphones listening to a song, as soon as they opened it, they scolded and said: "Damn, why is the sewer suddenly broken, so that Lao Tzu's can't be washed down......"

As soon as the security guard went out, as soon as he finished scolding, he saw Deputy Mayor Huang Tao rushing over, and was immediately startled and shouted: "Hello Vice Mayor Huang!"

But Huang Tao didn't pay attention to this security guard at all, and under the control of Lin Feng's puppet talisman, he couldn't help but break into the compartment that the security guard had just walked out of.

"Oh, Vice Mayor Huang, don't go to this compartment! I just went up, I don't know why the sewer is blocked, my hasn't been washed down yet, you go to the back compartment!"

The security guard couldn't hear the shouts of the outsiders at all because he was listening to the song loudly with headphones, and because he was listening to the song with his ears, he himself spoke very loudly, so that all the civil servants outside heard it.

In a flash!

Everyone who was still shouting excitedly, after hearing what the security guard said, they all involuntarily quieted down, and their eyes stared at the bathroom.

The sewers are broken!

The security guard didn't flush after going to the toilet!

What is the situation with this Nima?

Everyone's hearts were chuckling, and a feeling of nausea surged from the bottom of their hearts.

But looking at the bathroom again, despite the security guard's every obstruction and pulling, he still couldn't resist Vice Mayor Huang's sincere heart of having the courage to fulfill his promise, and still got into the second cubicle in one go, and without saying a word, he lay on the toilet and lowered his head and grunted in the face of the stench.

"Vice Mayor Huang, don't ...... Why are you still drinking...... Evil...... Poof......"

The security guard wanted to persuade Huang Tao again, but when he saw what was happening inside, it was so disgusting that he couldn't help but vomit violently.

Puff puff......

Puff puff......

Not only the security guard, but also the people who saw this scene in the bathroom in the hall on the first floor, even if they didn't see it as clearly as the security guard, but the disgusting picture made up in their brains made up many of them vomited out the things they ate for breakfast.

If it's just the water in the toilet bowl before, everyone feels disgusted, but after all, it's also flushed water. But now this is simply unbearable, and it has reached the limit of what human beings can bear.

"Evil ...... It's also disgusting, the security guard just went to the toilet and didn't flush the toilet, and Vice Mayor Huang also went to drink the water inside?"

"No! no! I'm going to throw up, I'm going to throw up......"

"In the future, if anyone dares to say that Vice Mayor Huang is a person who doesn't talk much, I will be the first to disagree!"

"This Nima is really too hard, Vice Mayor Huang, I'm really convinced! A person who even dares to eat, what difficulty on the earth can get him?"

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It was as if there was a foul smell wafting from the toilet, so that everyone couldn't help but cover their noses. Lin Feng didn't expect such a change to happen, and his stomach hurt a little when he laughed.

"Huang Tao, you ...... Why did you really run to drink? It's still a toilet that hasn't been flushed......"

Zhou Nan, the vice governor present, was also stunned, he couldn't have imagined that his nephew Huang Tao would really run to drink water from the toilet, and there was no flushing toilet, which simply ruined his three views.

"Huang Tao, you come out for me! What are you still doing inside? Come out quickly......"

The shy and angry vice governor Zhou Nan felt ashamed of his nephew, and could no longer care about his identity as vice governor, standing at the door of the bathroom, covering his nose, and shouting inside.

"Yo he! It seems that this Vice Governor Zhou is also planning to share the burden for his beloved nephew?"

Seeing this, Lin Feng smiled slightly, and immediately took out the strength of the pyramid scheme as he had just done just now, and shouted loudly to everyone: "Vice Governor Zhou is also doing well! Uncle and nephew are so affectionate that they want to take the initiative to help their nephew, Vice Mayor Huang, lighten their burden! Everyone applauds Vice Governor Zhou's spirit of sacrifice that is not self-interested and specializes in benefiting others! We must strive to learn from Vice Governor Zhou and Vice Mayor Huang! There really is a nephew, there is an uncle...... Shout after me, one, two, three...... Vice Governor Zhou is also doing well!"

Suddenly, the people who had just quieted down were mobilized by Lin Feng again, and shouted loudly with the excitement.

"Vice Governor Zhou is also good!"

"Vice Governor Zhou, come on!"

"Vice Governor Zhou, drink and drink ......"

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Originally, he was going to call his nephew Huang Tao out of Vice Governor Zhou Nan, but when he heard Lin Feng's words, and then listened to what the audience was saying, his heart suddenly was ten billion grass and mud horses whistling by......

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