Extra Valentine's Day Special
"Phoenix, wake up, wake up!" Xu Meng shook the sleeping Phoenix's body. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What are you doing? Mengmeng, it's rare that there is nothing going on in the tribe today, and I still want to sleep. Phoenix yawned and said lazily.
"Phoenix, today is Valentine's Day, come with me to play, okay?" Xu Meng has been counting the days in his heart since he traveled to the present, in order not to forget the concept of time, thinking that today is also Valentine's Day on the earth.
"What kind of festival is this? Why haven't I heard of it?" Phoenix rolled over and went back to sleep.
"Phoenix, get up, this festival is a very important holiday in the place where I used to live, especially for couples. β
"Mengmeng, don't bother me about such a trivial matter, let me rest for a while, isn't Yasuo free? Phoenix said impatiently, being woken up, and inevitably a little angry in his heart.
"Hmph, Phoenix, you big idiot!" Xu Meng didn't bother Phoenix anymore and ran straight out.
"Well, it looks like I'm going to pick berries by myself today. Xu Meng felt unhappy for a while. "This incomprehensible Phoenix! I'm so angry!" Xu Meng kicked the dirt under his feet.
"Madame Patriarch!" a voice came from ahead.
Xu Meng raised his head and saw a male orc of the Silver Wolf Clan holding a skin wrapped, standing in front of him, he looked very raw, he had never seen it before.
"Are you?" asked Xu Meng.
"I've seen the Patriarch's wife. "The orc made a courtesy.
"Hurry up, who are you? I don't think I've seen you in this tribe before. Xu Meng motioned for him to get up.
"Oh, it's no wonder that the patriarch's wife hasn't seen me, I'm the lowest-level civilian of the silver wolf clan, my name patriarch's wife doesn't know and doesn't matter, I came to you today, I just want to ask the patriarch's wife to give this small thank you gift to the patriarch, of course, the patriarch's wife, if you don't feel low, you can also taste it." He handed the package in his hand to Xu Meng.
"What is this?" Xu Meng felt the heavy weight in his hands and couldn't help asking.
"Madame Patriarch, please don't dislike it, this is the berry that I asked my female to pick back in the berry forest, and then dry it in the sun and make it dry, Mrs. Patriarch, don't say it, this way of eating invented by my female is quite delicious, and it can also keep the berries for a longer time. β
Xu Meng wasn't much surprised, because he thought of the raisins and other preserved fruits he had eaten on the earth in his previous life, which seemed to him to be really common.
"I want to ask, why did you suddenly think of sending something to Phoenix?" Xu Meng guessed that the orc must have wanted to climb up or get a higher official position.
"I'm ashamed to say it, Mrs. Patriarch, that time when I went out hunting food with other orcs of the Silver Wolf Clan, I accidentally got separated from everyone, and as a result, I fell into the herd of beasts, seeing a large group of giant pigs surrounding me, I thought that this time I was going to die, but I didn't expect that at this time, the patriarch appeared, he turned into a beast and killed the road for a day, and saved me, if there was no patriarch, I think I must have died in the belly of the giant pig. β
"Also, also, Madame Patriarch, you don't know, our patriarch is so good to us low-level orcs, every time we go hunting, he goes with me, eats and lives with us, and the patriarch has not been in office for long, and there are many things to be busy in the clan, we all see that the patriarch is about to be tired, and persuade him not to hunt with me, but the patriarch refuses, he must insist on being with us, every time he hunts, in order to protect our safety, the patriarch rushes to the first one every time. The orc gushed endlessly, Xu Meng's heart was a little unhappy about what he had just done, eh, no wonder Phoenix didn't want to get up early, it turned out that he was so tired.
"Mrs. Patriarch, please give this to the patriarch, thank you, in addition to these dried fruits, I really don't know what else to give to the patriarch, haha. A simple smile spread across the orc's face.
Xu Meng looked at that simple smile, she really wanted to slap herself twice, such a simple and honest orc just wanted to express his gratitude, he actually slandered such innocent feelings, he was really a bastard!
"Okay, thank you, I'll give this to Phoenix. β
"Thank you, Madame Patriarch. The orc saluted again and left.
Saying goodbye to this orc, Xu Meng made another difficulty, so he carried a bag of dried fruits back to Phoenix, and always felt that he admitted his mistake in disguise, then he was not too faceless, no, no, he couldn't just go back, eh, it was so annoying, Xu Meng didn't know what he wanted to do for a while, so he had to walk in the direction of the berry forest.
"I'm exhausted. Xu Meng rubbed his waist and rested under a berry tree, the intoxicating smell of berries came, the silver wolf clan was like spring all year round, and the warm temperature made Xu Meng drowsy, after all, he got up early today and didn't sleep enough.
"Is it raining?" Xu Meng was in a daze, feeling some liquid falling on his face, he touched it, and felt a little sticky, he opened his eyes, raised his head, and found that a large snake about five meters thick and covered with colorful scales was wrapped around the branches, at this time he opened his bloody mouth widely, and the wet and sticky liquid was his dripping salivation.
"Ahh
The giant python was getting closer and closer to Xu Meng, the snake and apricot were sticking to his face, Xu Meng closed his eyes and didn't dare to gasp, he just hoped that the giant python could leave as soon as possible, the three-flower python slowly crawled to the ground from the branches, and on the way, the cold body touched Xu Meng's bare skin, and Xu Meng had goosebumps on his body.
"Is it gone?" After a while, Xu Meng felt that there was no touch on his body, opened his eyes, and saw a naked man with long colorful hair standing in front of him, he had inverted triangular eyes, vertical pupils, pointed enough to poke a dead person's chin, undoubtedly, it was really the form of that giant python.
"Liu Zichen!" Xu Meng subconsciously shouted.
"Huh, do you know our Snake Man Ancestor too?" the man in front of him asked suspiciously.
"No, I don't know, by the way, you can't be the snake just now, right?" Xu Meng watched it turn into a human form, and the fear in his heart suddenly disappeared.
"Yes, I'm the three-flowered python just now, and I'll introduce myself, my name is Fred. β
"Hello, my name is Xu Meng. β
"Is it right to call Xu Meng? Then I'll call you Meng Meng, by the way, Meng Meng, can you do me a favor?" said Fred.
"Say it. β
"Can you mate with me? I'm in heat right now. Fred said with an unchanging face, as if what he had said was ordinary.
"Huh, what are you talking about!Mate!No, no!" Xu Meng was stunned at first, and then immediately refused.
"It's up to you, you see I'm already like this underneath!" Fred unskinned himself.
Xu Meng saw the characteristics of the snake man, sure enough, some parts of the snake are indeed different, if he really did that, he would not go away with half his life, Fred approached him step by step, Xu Meng retreated, but behind him was a big tree, Xu Meng couldn't help but fall into despair again, seeing that "Liu Zichen" was about to violate himself, at this time, a huge object fell from the sky, directly pressing Liu Zichen on his body.
When the dust cleared, Xu Meng saw clearly that it was Phoenix who had turned into a beast.
"Hmm, my face, my pointed chin!" Fred groaned, lifting his bruised-cheeked face.
"It's none of your business!" Phoenix slapped Fred up.
"Phoenix, why are you here!?" Xu Meng was surprised and delighted.
"Don't worry about you!" Phoenix turned into a human form, walked up to Xu Meng with a dark face, and pulled Xu Meng's face.
"Hmm, Phoenix, I know it's wrong! Meng Meng is not good!" Xu Meng threw herself into Phoenix's arms, hugged Phoenix's waist tightly, and cried.
"Eh, I really can't do anything about you!" Phoenix looked at Xu Meng, who was crying, and his heart softened.
"Mengmeng, what is that?" Phoenix found the animal skin package beside Xu Meng.
"Oh, yes, a dried fruit from an orc, as a thank you for saving your life, Phoenix, I didn't expect you to be so tired. Xu Meng left Phoenix's chest, unwrapped the animal skin, and took out a piece of dried fruit and gave it to Phoenix.
"Phoenix, try it, it tastes good. β
"Mengmeng, I don't have the strength, you feed me. Phoenix put his hands behind his back.
"Okay. Xu Meng stood on tiptoe to feed Phoenix.
"Mengmeng, is there only dried fruit? I'll get tired of eating too much. β
"I'm sorry, Phoenix, there's only dried fruit to eat here, or I'll pick you some berries." After Xu Meng finished speaking, he put down the package and planned to pick berries.
"Eh, cute, wait. Phoenix grabbed Xu Meng's arm, pulled him back into his arms, and kissed Xu Meng's mouth.
"Mengmeng, I want to eat you. Phoenix whispered, and untied the animal skin that Xu Meng was wrapping around his waistγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγγ
Phoenix wrapped all the dried fruits inside the animal skin and placed them on Xu Meng's naked body.
"Phoenix, didn't you say, didn't you say you were going to eat me?" Xu Meng blushed.
"Yes, it's you, I want to eat it with dried berries. "Phoenix also unskinned himself.
A discordant sound came out, and the single snake that was on the side, unconscious, woke up, and when he saw such a scene, he couldn't help but take another 10,000 points of critical damage, and fainted again.