Chapter 330: Missing a Leg Pendant
After thinking about it for a while, he felt that this matter was so troublesome, although he played this game, he was not a person in the e-sports circle, he was just a standard water friend, and he didn't know much about these door-to-door things.
Forget it, let's worry about it for now.
As for now, Chen Guang decided that his brother should be an Internet celebrity!
That's right, it's so much easier to prove that you're the best pencil sharpener in the world!
There won't be any competitors anyway!
Record a video of sharpening a pencil and put it on the Internet, at least accumulate some popularity, and then find a chance to contact the Guinness World Records.
Then again, how to contact Guinness is also a no-brainer.
I suddenly feel that I need a competent person to help take care of these things!
As the Lord of the Holy Grail of Tongtian, Brother can't waste his limited life on these chores, right?
He couldn't help but think of Lu Fei, when he was in Xiangjiang, he was taken care of by Lu Fei, and he had a very relaxed and happy life, and he didn't have to worry about anything else, just a good drag race.
There is a person who helps to handle these chores properly, and he can concentrate on his own strengths, how comfortable is it?
I haven't been able to comprehend the mystery before, but now I know that I lack people!
Now that I'm half a local tyrant, I need a good leg pendant!
Although Rufei is a talent, what kind of wealth and status do people have, it is already interesting to help once, how can he trouble others again.
Besides, her net worth was earned with her help, and she didn't count as a fart in the eyes of others, so she should have hired herself!
Forget it, it's really hard to find someone who can take care of everything you can trust and excel, and it's a hassle. Put it first.
Rong Laofu first changed his Weibo name to Almighty Superman, and then became an Internet celebrity first!
If you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools!
Before the official start of filming. Chen Guang sent a WeChat message to Jin Jiang and the others, telling them to update a video on their own Weibo later. Let the two of them help forward it.
Anyway, I won't give advertising money!
From now on, step on the road of Internet celebrity!
has the forwarding of Jin Jiang and the others, and it will be against the sky every minute.
Anyway, it's not bad for money, if necessary, buy him thousands of zombie fans, get him a million-level fake forwarding fake comment, and any other big V has to kneel every minute!
So, first delete everything on Weibo that may expose personal information. Save the human flesh.
It's good to be a quiet Internet celebrity beautiful man, there is no need to ruin your real life.
After finishing all this, Chen Guang decisively took out the V-shaped secret service team flexible mask that he used quite coolly in Xiangjiang from the closet and put it on his face.
Start!
No, go to the kiosk on the pedestrian street and sweep their pencils away.
Half an hour later, a video of the shooting skills exploding, but the content can blind the eyes of countless people, was uploaded by him, named the strongest pencil sharpening hand in history.
In this eight-minute video, he shows off his terrifying pencil sharpening skills.
Cut out a rose in five seconds, and that's all rudimentary.
Cut out the peony flowers in three seconds, barely a passing grade.
The true highest realm. It's two seconds to cut out ten completely different well-known statues.
The Statue of Liberty, the Redeemer of Rio de Janeiro, the Egyptian Sphinx, the Easter Island Moe, the David, the Olmec Head, Mother Calling of the Motherland, the Contemplative, the Little Danish Mermaid, and the peeing kid.
That's right, in a second, ten statues. Vivid, perfect original miniature wood carving.
Chen Guang couldn't do it before, thanks to the unicorn arm, after being familiar with the ultra-high frequency vibration, he integrated it into the pencil sharpening technique, so that his skills were sublimated again.
At the end of the video, he took a close-up shot of each statue, which absolutely shocked countless people's eyes.
As soon as the video was released, he didn't care. Anyway, the two girls don't give this face.
After finishing this work and being idle again, he finally mustered up the courage to pick up physical chemistry and read it for more than half an hour. Thanks to Sun Xiaoxun for the courseware, otherwise this course would really kill a person.
It's so hard to learn. It's so depressing.
Finally finished reading a big chapter, even if there was a courseware to help, it made me dizzy, Chen Guang threw the book, or read the online article to get some blood.
Yo, the author of the book that chased him some time ago is finally on the shelves.
Pathetic, so pathetic.
18,000 readers collect, and the average subscription is only more than 700, which almost means that 17,300 people are watching the pirated version.
This poor creature howls every day that he has to feed his family, and his life cannot go on.
Young man, you really think about human nature too beautifully, who will care about you if you are poor and have an egg?
In these days, all people think is that they don't watch it for free, isn't it stupid?
As we all know, the authors are all machine people, and they can write books without eating.
Especially a street writer like you, not only a machine qì person, but also a machine qì dog, you don't need to be fed, if you want to live, you have to write 10,000 words a day honestly.
Do you think you can move them by insisting on updating 10,000 words a day?
How many people do you think will understand how tired you are writing all day?
Don't howl here, interfere with Uncle Ben's mood of eating white food, and come to your book review area to spray you to death if you are not happy!
I read your book to give you face, okay?
The face I gave you can you take it and soak it and eat steamed buns, okay?
Dare to collect money, pharmacy Bilian!
Chen Guang swept the book review area and found that this poor little guy actually dared to do something anti-db some time ago, and decisively sprayed the dog's blood, he deserved it!
Everyone else said in the book review area that 17,000 people are worried that you will be a eunuch, and they all want to wait for you to finish writing and then come back to complete it.
Your anti-DB is to sweep our mood and hurt our face.
These crumbs......
After all, Chen Guang couldn't help but scolded in his heart, the old man insisted on supporting the genuine version when he was the poorest, owing a lot of debt?
Ten dollars a month is an egg!
Seeing that this little poor is acting again, he said that he was still coding words at five or six o'clock in the morning.
Believe it or not, I don't believe it anyway.
I don't believe you have cervical spondylosis, insomnia, obsessive-compulsive disorder, or depression.
However, brother is not bad for money!
So, Chen Guangle snapped out the alliance leader, and then didn't give the little pity who boasted of having the strongest fancy kneeling and licking skills in the world any chance at all, closed the book review area and didn't add his fan base, hiding his merit and fame, and pretending to be the proudest invisibly.
Then he looked at it happily, not to mention, although this foolish thing pounced, he looked quite happy to read the book.
I thought that today would be like this, but when it was almost five o'clock in the afternoon, he suddenly received a call from Zhu Zhifa.
Yes, it was Mr. Zhu who lent the poor Rena car to Chen Guang and brought in 20,000 yuan for repair.
He brought his little beautiful secretary to Wujing, and he was going to the city hospital at this time, planning to visit Chen Guang's mother first and ask him to have dinner later.
Chen Guang hadn't seen this old guy in a few days, and thankfully, someone had come to save his boring life.
So he went out and drove straight to the city, and Chen Guang also planned to take the opportunity to let Zhu Zhifa's little beautiful secretary drive the Rena car back to his hometown county.
Now that you are not short of money, don't treat yourself badly, improve your life, and start by changing cars!
At this time, Chen Guang didn't know that after Jiang Yage and Jin Shiyue reposted his Weibo together, the Internet completely blew up! )