"After the environment is detected, the system generates random tasks. Generation type - reasonable way, the generation task is: Super matchmaker task, please match a couple on the scene. After success, you can upgrade the sub-profession of piano art to the ninth level of the Great Perfection"

Super Matchmaker Quest?

Zhou Yi looked at the hundreds of people singing love songs across the lake at night, and sang so that the old grandfathers and grandmothers blushed, sang the tears of Chang'e in the middle of the month, and sang all over the lake with that charm~ The eyes floated and floated, and the big men and women who sang a pool of cold water changed to full pond spring~ suddenly realized.

It's no wonder that the system also needs to conduct on-site analysis of the environment to synthesize tasks, and it turns out that it also pays attention to the right time and situation. Fortunately, I am on the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival, boating on the lake, if I am in the battlefield filled with gunpowder, the system will not let myself go to capture the flag, learn from Changshan Zhao handsome guy?

Zhou Yi shuddered. Fortunately, I was calm enough, and in line with the idea that lazy people always do not seek merit but seek no fault, I chose a reasonable way to trigger the task. If you don't have a cool head for a while and choose a difficult way, then you can't let yourself match all the big men and women on the scene into two people?

When I thought of painting a red face, playing a round paper fan, inserting a big red flower on my head, twisting my small waist and turning around, and meeting a big girl and a young man with a bad temper, I might have to kick Zhou Yi at myself. To be low-key, to be modest, to abide by the rules and know how to advance and retreat, the ancients did not deceive me

But the question is, this matchmaker is not easy to do, which pair should she match?

At this moment, a vigorous and vigorous person who was full of the taste of Northwest Xintianyou, but why didn't he listen to it unreliable~ Er's voice suddenly sounded from his side, scaring Zhou Yi, who was not mentally prepared, my mother, who is this?

Looking back, the second leper was staring, holding his chest up, stepping on the bow of the boat, copying his pants with both hands~ file, and he was opening his big mouth and roaring at a begging~ song that he made up nonsense and was absurd and out of tune.

"Sister, you sit on the kang, brother, I am worried, how many times have you walked under your window, you beat me up on the kang, oh oh oh oh"

Just this sentence, Zhou Yi almost stopped laughing. It has to be said that art comes from the folk. Don't look at the usual appearance of the two lepers, the lyrics are not made up with any connotation, I don't know how to praise the ancestors ~ the country, and I don't know how to love the people, but it really reveals a vulgar taste that is both elegant and elegant, and I don't know how he figured it out.

When the second leper first started singing, he was still a little cringe, but once he started, the more he sang, the thicker his skin became: "I beat you early, you said that you would wait for the moon to go up to the Mid-Autumn Festival, oh now, this month, the old lady is on my head, when will you go to my kang head, oh oh oh oh"

Rumble!

The big men and women who sang love songs just now were all shocked by the spirit of the two lepers who didn't want to die~ to be faced. They all stopped, and after a few minutes of silence, someone laughed and scolded: "Second leper, you are playing a rogue again!"

The second leper shrank his head, and just wanted to stop singing, but Zhou Yi gently poked him with his elbow, and suddenly raised his voice: "Why do I listen to this song very well? ”

"It's Dr. Zhou, Dr. Zhou said it was art, so it's not a hooligan~."

The men and women of several villages thought so. Some girls who were scratched by the two lepers were all flushed when they heard it, and they were embarrassed to listen to it anymore, but with Zhou Yi standing at the height of theory to guide, it can be regarded as having the psychological support of continuing to be rogue ~ hooligans, and they all looked solemn like senior music fans who were ready to accept the baptism of art.

With Zhou Yi's support, the second leper also let out, and suddenly raised a high voice: "Wei Shufen, I ask you! When did you get on my kang!

Wow, it's a lot of fun. Wei Shufen was so ashamed that she covered Zhang Jun's face, and almost plunged into Jianma Lake again. Just now, it was just a cramp in her right leg, but now after listening to the 'true confession' of the second leper, she felt that her whole body was cramping, and she had a wonderful feeling like entering the clouds

But a girl is a girl, although she has some meaning for the second leper, the life-saving benefactor, Wei Shufen still doesn't have the courage to sing and hook up with him in front of so many fellow villagers, and imitate the ancients affectionately and hook up ~ adulterous, just lowered her head and rubbed a pair of small hands around, saving her from going to the bathhouse to rub the ashes

"The leaves are pale, and the white dew is frost"

Just when the second leper and Wei Shufen were both moved, but they were still short of the last straw to crush the camel of love, Zhou Yi knew that it was time for him to make a move.

Level 8 singing skills mean that Zhou Yi already has the musicality and singing voice of a world-class singer. This opening of the voice, the incomparably thick baritone is like countless electric rollers that tickle people's places, reaching into everyone's ears and eyes

The poetry is full of poetry, and it is extremely ambiguous ~ ambiguous. This poem, which is full of the ancients' love for the great opposite sex, ~ nationalist poetry, was shown by Zhou Yi in an almost perfect way: "The so-called Yi people, on the water side of the trace, the road is blocked and long, tracing from it, just like in the middle of the water.

To be honest, there are not many fellow villagers who can really understand the lyrics. But music knows no borders and cultural backgrounds, and really good music can go straight to people's hearts. Zhou Yi almost perfectly shows the pure love of this poem implied in the sao ~ love and sao ~ love and the taste of innocence implied in the love; from looking at the pure is pure, to seeing the pure is the sao, and finally to seeing the sao is also pure, the world is separated from the sau, the world is the realm of the sau, the world is sau.

That's a bit of a comparison. Who can not have a commotion~ heart? Suddenly, the temperature on the lake rose sharply, and the breathing of the big guys became rapid.

I don't know how many pairs of old men and old ladies are holding hands with each other, speechless and crying;

Wei Shufen suddenly rushed to the bow of the boat as if she had been beaten with chicken blood, and shouted fiercely: "Li Tiewa'er, I promise you!"

The second leper shuddered and tugged on Zhou Yi's sleeve: "Uncle Zhou, she, she, she, she, her, her"

"Don't let her go, this girl is thin-skinned, it's not easy to get to this point. You don't strike while the iron is hot, what are you waiting for?" Zhou Yi stopped singing and said a few words in the ear of the second leper.

The second leper nodded as if he was blessed with a heart, and roared back through the lake: "Who, who promised me?"

"This Li Tiewa is really annoying"

Wei Shufen bit her lip, she hated it in her heart, but she really couldn't give up the second leper, so she had to shout cheekily: "It's me, I promise to be your girlfriend."

"And who are you, and what's your name?"

"You~ mother! My name is Wei Shufen, Li Tiewa, you want to die!"

Wei Shufen was annoyed, so she simply propped up her boat and went to the Li family's boat, and as soon as the wooden tie was put down, she walked over, her willow eyebrows were upside down, and her apricot eyes were wide and she stared at the two lepers.

"Haha, I already knew that your name was Wei Shufen, and I was just teasing you. ”

The thief's eyes flashed, and he jumped over and hugged Wei Shufen's waist, gestured left and right with his hand, and shouted excitedly: "My master! Set a big waist and a round waist, it is not difficult to have a baby!"

Seeing this scene, bursts of laughter sounded on the lake, but they were all kind. Under the inspiration of Zhou Yi's poem, even those older unmarried young people in Liulilouzi Village no longer have envy, jealousy and hatred for the two lepers at this moment, but are replaced by deep blessings

"Hey, the new daughter-in-law is on the thief ship. Second leper, your mother-in-law's family must satisfy the new daughter-in-law's family? Otherwise, our mother's family will have to take care of it!"

I don't know who shouted, the second leper suddenly panicked, looked at Li Yuanfang and said, "Master, what can I do?"

Zhou Yi heard it strangely, and couldn't help but interject: "What is in-law's meal?"

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This chapter was supposed to be sent out on Light ~ Singles' Day, but unfortunately it didn't catch up. The light is thinking about it, anyway, there are still light ~ sticks, so I wish all the light ~ sticks in the world to become dependents. The sister paper should be the sister paper, the girl who should be the man, in short, don't be idle, don't think about me, I'm married

Uh,Finally, I want to thank you for always supporting the light and darkness.,Friends who recommend collection clicks.,It's a new week again.,There are so many gods and a lot of strong people.,How high can idlers stand?,It's up to you.,East wind ~ blowing、War ~ Drumming,Who is afraid of whom in this world?,Right?

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