Chapter 67: Haven't I Died Yet?
Outside a gorgeous wooden house suspended in the air, five cats stand.
"Buckle..."The vegetable blade knocked lightly on the wooden door...
"Crunch..."
The door opened, but out came an arrow!
Sou!
Successfully hit the vegetable blade, but it didn't shoot through the leather armor of the vegetable blade, no way, the elf's equipment is too weak.
"Don't get excited, we're very friendly..."Vegetable Blade raised his hands to show that he was not hostile.
"****** (who are you?!)" The female elf pulled her bow and arrow at the vegetable blade, her expression not relaxing at all.
"Damn... If only the system could translate into Chinese. Vegetable Blade listened to the female elf's bird language, and was a little helpless: "Data, do you have any way?"
The data has been observing this female elf since just now, with a thin face, dull skin, yellow teeth, yellow skin, dull eyes, and dry hair, and she knows that she has not eaten anything good: "If there is some food... Ahem...'high-end' food, maybe you can get her favor. ”
The vegetable blade silently withdrew the psychedelic tree sap, and took out a popcorn from his chest in pain, but it was a little dark, and it looked a bit like stretching his legs and staring at the pills....
"This may be an out-of-print food...."Vegetable Blade pinched the popcorn with an expression of reluctance...
“.... "The data took the black popcorn, stretched out his hand and gestured at the female elf, meaning that there were still many of this 'thing' in a certain place, and then stuffed the popcorn into her mouth while the female elf was not paying attention.
The female elf was about to shoot a few people, but immediately the popcorn melted in her mouth: "*** (What is this??, this is also delicious!?)"
The female elf, who only eats tea and fresh water every day, is suddenly stimulated by the food of the information age, which makes her feel that this is a god... to have food.
Then the elf let her guard down and invited Vegetable Blade and them into the house.
Not long after entering the house, Filters returned;
After watching the vivid performance of the relationship between Vegetable Blade and Morde, as well as the explanation of the sister-in-law on the side, he finally understood: "***** (I see, so they are not in the same group as the group of half-cat people outside?)"
Looking at the cat face of the vegetable blade, he felt a little familiar, and immediately he felt that the cat face of these black cats was the same, and he didn't know that he had cat face blindness.
It's like you can't tell what a mouse looks like.
"***** (cough.... Since it's not a gang, then... I'll let you go. )”
"...."Vegetable Blade looked worried and waved his hand, as if he wanted to drive him away.... Silently picked up the big knife and blew it gently: "Data, I still think the kidnapping is simpler, I look at this male elf, it seems that I like this female elf very much." ”
Data picked up the rare arrow and blew it out: "You're right. ”
Vegetable Blade was shocked, he just casually said this brainless word, but he didn't expect the data to agree.
As if to see the confusion of the vegetable blade, the data explains:
"When I passed by the passerby king just now, I faintly saw that it was this elf commanding. ”
"And now that the elves have returned, the king of passers-by must be coming soon, and we must hurry. ”
"If this elf also speaks Chinese, we can also communicate, but unfortunately..."
"Now as long as we kidnap this male elf, we can control this elven tribe. ”
"Why don't you kidnap the female elf to threaten the male elf?" Vegetable Blade looks at the soap opera is this routine, so it's different here in the data?
The data took a deep breath and told himself that I had the highest IQ, so I had to hold on...
"We can tie both!"
Looking at the five half-cat people worriedly, he quickly surrounded him, so that he didn't even have time to react: "***** (sister-in-law, what is the situation with them?, how do I see them being the same as the enemy outside?)"
"***** (I don't know....) The female elf looked at Vegetable Blade, her eyes full of pleading, but immediately stopped pleading, but panicked, because she was also helped by Vegetable Blade.
Five minutes later...
Vegetable Blade looked at his masterpiece and couldn't help but smile.
He and his sister-in-law, in the same posture as roast suckling pigs, their limbs tied to a wooden stick.
By Data, Mo De's feelings, internal organs, and Sister Mango, each of the four will fight one by one, and as for the vegetable blade to deal with, the battle that may occur under the circumstances, after all, he is the only one among the five who has a inheritance weapon.
"Let's go..."Vegetable Blade with four men wrapped in face towels.... Kidnappers, with two victims.... Or is it victimization?
A 'demonstration' is taking place.
Vegetable Blade carried a large knife on his back, held a gong-like thing in both hands, and shouted in his mouth:
"Walk by, don't miss it, your boss was caught by me!"
"Wrong... I should have arrested your village chief!"
A deafening sound resounded through the silent elven house.
Immediately, there were a lot of elves who probed their ears and watched this performance through the gaps.
"***** (Don't come out!, don't come out even if I'm dead!)" shouted Yu Shi who was hanging from the wooden stick, even if he couldn't understand the words of the vegetable blade, he could guess that he was threatening the other villagers.
The data glanced at the worried, and after shouting at the vegetable blade, the anxious immediately shouted, looking at the unyielding expression of the worried.
I think about the data with my ass and know the general words of concern.
Data silently took out an arrow and put it against the neck of the female elf.
Then let the worried people see it, and immediately the worried expression was more than tearful: "***** (bastard, what's coming at me, what is bullying my sister-in-law?!)"
Data pointed his finger at Worry and his sister-in-law, made a V gesture, then a W gesture, and then another hand and made the same gesture to the elf.
"...."Worried about comparing the force values of the two sides, he immediately convinced himself that this was for the 'future' of the clan, during which he only spent 0.01 seconds of thinking time: "***** (everyone hurry up and come out This is, the divine messenger has come to pick us up, don't doubt my posture, this is the patriarch and the patriarch's husband.... The treatment that can only be enjoyed with the patriarch's sister-in-law!)"
"***** (Uncle Patriarch, didn't you just say that you don't want us to come out if you die?)" A male voice came from the hanging wooden house.
"....", but immediately he reluctantly made the highest gesture of the elven race, and then spoke: "***** (I'm not...) Haven't you died yet?)"
The last words of concern echoed through the woods.
Seeing that no one from the elves came out, the data motioned to the vegetable blade to show off his muscles.
【Soul Impact!】Vegetable Blade held the handle of the knife and said a silent sentence in his heart.
Swing the knife!
In an instant, a 2-meter-thick tree was directly cut off.