In front of the gate of Huadu in the drum tower in the east of the city, four Buicks stopped one after another, and Yang Yu took Li Mengqi's hand and walked into the Huadu with curly hair and others.

At this time, Peaches, who was sitting at the front desk of Huadu with a beautiful magazine and knocking melon seeds, saw the arrival of Yang Yu and the others, he hurriedly walked over to Yang Yu and said, "Brother Yang, Brother Abin is still sleeping upstairs, I'll go and wake him up for Brother Yang." ”

Yang Yu smiled at Peaches and said, "Let's go, our brothers haven't gotten together for a long time, and today I happen to be free, let's find a place to have a meal together." ”

Peaches quickly ran upstairs, and Yang Yu opened his mouth and said to Curly Hair: "What I grabbed from the pyramid scheme den, hurry up and take it and share it with everyone!." ”

Curly gave the big cannon a look, and the cannon took a few brothers to put a suitcase of money, a large gold chain, a watch and other things on the Jetta car.

Yang Yu picked a big gold chain with the thickness of his thumb and put it around his neck, and a Baida Licui watch on his wrist, and then he picked out the latest Apple mobile phone and handed it to Li Mengqi, and then said to the brothers behind him: "Everyone is behaving well and murderous today, one person comes over to get a thousand yuan, and when Abin comes down, we will go to have a meal together to celebrate." ”

The average person under Curly Hair was very orderly, and one person counted a thousand yuan from the suitcase and took it away, but the big bucktooth cannon took out a jade wrench from this pile of things and said to Yang Yu: "Brother Yang, can I take this!"

The corners of Yang Yu's mouth outlined a smile and said, "Take it and wear it, look at your appearance!"

At this time, Abin walked down from upstairs, he hurriedly walked in front of Yang Yu and said, "Brother Yang is here, I'm so happy!"

Yang Yu patted Abin on the shoulder and said, "Let's go, let's go find a restaurant and rub it together!"

Abin said: "I know that there is a Haidilao hot pot restaurant in the east of the city, where it can be said that there are all kinds of things that fly in the sky, run on the ground, and swim in the water. ”

Yang Yu smacked his lips and said, "Then let's set off, the brothers haven't been together for a long time, everyone has to eat and drink well this time!"

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With laughter and laughter, the group came to the Haidilao hot pot restaurant, Yang Yu, Li Mengqi, Curly Hair, A Bin, Da Luoya Saocano, Peach and other people gathered around a table, and the others sat on the table next to them.

Yang Yu picked up his wine glass and said, "Today, I just took advantage of this party, and I introduced my sister Li Mengqi to everyone!"

Under Yang Yu's eyes, Li Mengqi stood up with a wine glass, and everyone present glanced at Li Mengqi meaningfully, and then they all picked up their wine glasses, and everyone at the wine table drank the wine in the cup with their necks tilted.

When everyone sat down, a cook wearing a white apron threw a silver carp with more than five catties into the hot pot soup with red peppers and boiling peppercorns.

Curly coughed at the big bucktooth cannon and said, "Aren't you quite good at telling jokes, let's liven up the atmosphere." ”

When the big bucktooth cannon heard Curly's words, he coughed twice and brewed his inner feelings before he spoke: "My joke is very connotative, everyone should listen carefully!"

The mushroom-headed fat man spoke: "Sao Cannon, you won't tell me that little story after the rain again, you have told me that little story no less than ten times." ”

Da Luoya poured a glass of liquor and said: "As a senior Duan friend, it is an insult to me for you to say this, and today I will tell you a deep paragraph about worshipping the Buddha." ”

Yang Yu lit a cigarette and glanced at the big cannon with interest and said, "Don't grind and chirp the cannon, talk about it like an old lady!"

The big bucktooth cannon made a small half cup of liquor and said: "A man came to worship the Buddha in the temple, he happened to meet the abbot master who was drinking tea on the temple stone table and stone bench, with white hair and long hair, and quite a fairy wind and bone temperament, the man stepped forward to ask the abbot; he gradually liked the man after listening to a chrysanthemum platform, and the more painful the other party's expression was, the more excited he became, he asked the abbot master what to do, guess how the abbot master answered. ”

Yang Yu raised the teacup in his hand at the big cannon and raised a posture to smash him, and the big cannon saw Yang Yu's expression and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Brother Yang is angry, I will say it quickly; the abbot master silently held the teacup on his chest, and the man thought for a moment and said to the abbot master; Master, do you want me to be merciful? The master finally opened his mouth to respond; Mercy, your mother is forced, you take another step in front of the old monk, and the old monk will smash you to death with the teacup!"

The people at the wine table all laughed when they heard the joke of the big bucktooth cannon, and the atmosphere at the wine table became noisy and lively for a while.

Yang Yu picked up a glass of wine and stood up and said, "I'll tell you a meat joke, don't laugh too much and bite your tongue!"

As soon as everyone heard that Yang Yu was going to tell a meat joke, everyone sitting there burst into thunderous applause, Yang Yu stretched out his hand and stroked the hairstyle on the top of his head: "A young woman in a leopard print shirt and a young woman who looked full of charm went to the mall to buy vegetables together, and the young woman in a leopard print shirt made a small suggestion to the young woman with a big wave wind beside her; Your husband is not at home on a business trip, or you should buy two cucumbers! The amorous young woman waved her hand and said that cucumbers have thorns, and you don't know it!"

Yang Yu took a puff of cigarette and saw that Li Mengqi's little face was already red with shame at this time, and he hurriedly said: "This paragraph is really dirty. I'm afraid I'll spoil you!"

Da Sao Cannon looked at Yang Yu with a pair of eyes that broke the casserole and asked the end: "Brother Yang, say it quickly, I feel it again, you said that you got this thing!"

Yang Yu let out a sigh of relief and said, "As your boss, I must have a beginning and an end, then I will continue to talk to you." ”

When the people present heard that Yang Yu was going to tell the story of the young woman and the cucumber, they all stared at Yang Yu intently, and the Haidilao hot pot restaurant resounded with thunderous applause.

Yang Yu got up from his seat and stepped out in a small square step, he took a deep breath and smiled: "The young woman in the leopard print shirt then said to the young woman with all kinds of charms around her; in this case, you can buy an eggplant, the young woman with all kinds of charm said that the eggplant is too big, and the young woman in the leopard print shirt suggested again; the lotus root, the young woman with all kinds of charm said; the lotus root is too hard, and finally the young woman with all kinds of charm went to fish out a yellow eel, and the young woman in the leopard print top saw this scene and exclaimed; Sister or you can play!"

As a senior Duan You, he immediately came to his senses, he drank a glass of liquor and said: "Brother Yang is awesome, your paragraph is really connotative!"

After a long time, when everyone reminisced, the Haidilao hot pot restaurant broke out into thunderous applause again.

At this time, Yang Yu said: "You guys play slowly here, my sister hasn't been to the Drum Tower yet, I'll take her out for a walk, and you will wait for me in Huadu after you finish eating." ”