Chapter 1 BMW?
"Mom, is it appropriate for you to educate me like this? What do you mean that our family is scarce, let me sleep with a few more women? I remember that on the first day of kindergarten at the age of three, you repeatedly told me to find two girlfriends to come back. You are really my own mother!" Zhen Youqian looked at his mother Shi Ru depressedly, with a speechless face.
"Son, you are going to college soon, and you are still a little virgin, my mother, I have broken my heart for you. Okay, okay, if you don't find me a daughter-in-law in kindergarten, forget it, then high school, early love is always allowed, right? Shi Ru looked at Zhen Youqian with a sincere face.
On the first day of high school, you said that you had prepared a surprise for me, good guy, you brought me the daughter of the richest man in the country and the daughter of the richest man in Korea to sleep with me that night, and in the middle of the night, your son and I almost didn't get scared of a heart attack. "Zhen Youqian is really desperate to face his best mother.
Shi Ru was also a little embarrassed, and said forcefully: "It's not that you are not angry, let you fall in love well, don't patronize your studies, you kid is good, the first place in the whole grade every year, are you going to be angry with me? I and your dead father, just such a son as you, you don't give me a good effort to find a few more daughters-in-law, are you going to make our Zhen family die?"
Poof-
Zhen is rich and is about to vomit blood.
What kind of crooked truth is this?
Other people's children, what their parents tell them to study hard and make progress every day, but their own mother actually urges them to fall in love every day, what is this called?
My morality, intellect and physical beauty, it turned out to be wrong?
"I think that Xia girl is very good......"
"Mom, we are classmates, I study better than her, she likes to ask me questions. Zhen Youqian directly interrupted Shi Ru's words.
"Question, ask a fart question! What question can't be asked after rolling the sheets?" Shi Ru has such a strong logic, Zhen Youqian really can't handle it.
"Okay, Mom, I don't want to argue with you about this, just say, what are you looking for me today?" Zhen Youqian is going to start school tomorrow, so he still wants to rest early.
Shi Ru smiled softly, and Zhen hid back when he was rich.
He knew his mother too well, and from Shi Ru's smile, he smelled the smell of conspiracy.
"Baby son, Mom is looking for you, in fact, there is nothing to do, I just want to give you some living expenses. Shi Ru blinked, looking innocent.
Zhen Youqian is more vigilant now, his mother is like a young old monster. In Zhen Youqian's impression, his mother should be in her forties, but over the years, she has grown up, but her mother still looks like she is twenty-six or seventeen years old.
Moreover, every time Zhen's rich mother talks like this, it is definitely a big conspiracy.
"Mom, just say, how much money do you give me? I can accept two million at most, I really can't spend it if I have more, don't embarrass your son, okay?"
"Not much, not much, that's just a billion billion. Shi Ru hid her face and smiled.
When Zhen Youqian heard this, he turned around and ran.
"Stop him for me!"
Whoa—
More than a hundred black-clothed men suddenly blocked Zhen Youqian's way, and more than a dozen exits were tightly blocked.
"Mom, one billion, I use it to light the fire every day, and I can't use it up!" Zhen was about to cry when he was rich.
I still want to study hard and improve every day?
"Mom, I really want to be addicted to learning and can't extricate myself, don't embarrass me, okay?" Zhen Youqian's legs were a little weak.
He remembered that the last time he gave 2 million was when he was in elementary school, he spent six years, but he didn't spend it all, and in the end, he really didn't have any money, and he used it directly for disaster relief.
"No, these billion, you have to spend it in college, and it must be spent on women, otherwise, woo woo woo ......" Shi Ru cried as she said.
"Otherwise, don't recognize me as a mother, woo woo, let our Zhen family cut off children and grandchildren, so that I can't enjoy the joy of family after retribution, just let me die alone......" Shi Ru's crying pear blossoms brought rain, and Zhen Youqian collapsed directly.
"Mom, my own mother, don't, why do you still sever the relationship between mother and son?" Zhen Youqian was helpless, seeing that Shi Ru was still crying, he sighed and said, "Okay, okay, don't cry, I promise, can't I promise?"
"Really? Shi Ru laughed all of a sudden, then rushed to Zhen Youqian, held his shoulder and said: "Son, you can't lie to my mother, you know my means, whatever you do, you can't escape my mother's eyes, if you really don't do it, then my mother will really be lonely and old, and she can't enjoy family ......."
"I do it, can't I do it?" Zhen Youqian can be regarded as resigned to his fate.
"Okay son, one billion is already in your account, it's not enough for my mother to give you money again, it's no problem to have 10 billion. Shi Ru smiled slightly and said happily.
"So, Mom, are you going to do this regardless of whether I accept it or not, right?" Zhen Youqian knew that he was on the road.
"Ahh Shi Ru didn't answer Zhen Youqian's words, and slipped away directly.
Zhen Youqian is completely depressed, a billion yuan, how to spend it? I still have to study hard!
……
Early the next morning, Zhen Youqian pretended to be poor as always and rode his bicycle to school.
But as soon as he arrived at the corner near the school, he saw Xia Tang being harassed by Liu Miao.
"Xia Tang?" Thinking of his mother's advice, Zhen Youqian sighed and had no choice but to pass.
"Liu Miao, are you harassing Xia Tang again? Didn't she tell you last time? She doesn't like you!" Zhen Youqian rode his bicycle and looked at Liu Miao with disdain.
When Xia Tang saw Zhen Youqian, she hurriedly ran over and hid behind him, while Liu Miao looked at Zhen Youqian with an unhappy face.
"Zhen is rich, what does Xia Tang have to do with you? You are poor, you dare to pretend? Do you think you are really rich?" Liu Miao pointed to the BMW behind him and said, "Can you compare with me? As soon as the freshman year started, my father gave me a BMW X5, and you can only ride a broken bicycle, which is still broken." ”
"Energy conservation and environmental protection, what's wrong?" Xia Tang poked out his little head and retorted.
Zhen Youqian smiled suddenly, hey, this little girl, she reacts very quickly.
"That's it, energy conservation and environmental protection, what's so bad? A broken BMW, what's the big deal?" Zhen Youqian didn't pretend to be, he really disdained it.
His mother's luxury cars and villas are everywhere, and when he was a child, he traveled to a city and found that there was a home in that city, and there were several luxury cars, which made him always think that these things were all the rags of the bad street.
It wasn't until I was in high school that I realized that when someone else's family bought a house, they had to come up with their life savings.
I'll go, what's this called?
Mom, look at how you cheated your son, fifteen or sixteen years old, before he has a real understanding of the world.
Xia Tang likes Zhen Youqian's appearance, and he is always arrogant and disdainful of everything.
"That's the guy I should like, who treats money like dung. is not like Liu Miao, who relies on a little money at home, so he messes around. "Xia Tang and Zhen Youqian have sat at the same table for six years, and they know that Zhen Youqian has always looked down on money.
"Broken BMW? You can't afford such a broken-treasure-horse-" Liu Miao deliberately stretched the last three words very long, and then kicked Zhen Youqian's bicycle down with one kick. When the bicycle fell over, Liu Miao aimed at the tires and jumped hard, breaking all the wheel spokes.
"I'll let you be nosy!" Liu Miao looked at Zhen Youqian triumphantly, with a look of "what can you do with me".
"You smashed my bicycle?" Zhen Youqian became popular all of a sudden, this is the most powerful means of transportation that he can get close to ordinary life, without him, Zhen Youqian can only drive a Lamborghini at home.
"What if it's smashed?" Liu Miao said provocatively.
The clay figurines are also three points earthy, not to mention really rich. He picked up the bicycle that had been twisted and deformed, and walked towards Liu Miao.
Liu Miao panicked all of a sudden, he knew that Zhen Youqian was still very good at fighting.
"Zhen has money, what are you going to do? A broken bicycle, Lao Tzu will lose you money. Liu Miao hid back.
Zhen Youqian looked at Liu Miao seriously and said, "You smashed my car, and I will smash your car too!"
"Huh?" Liu Miao was stunned.
Xia Tang on the side was also blinded, and then reacted immediately, rushing over and persuading: "Rich, don't be impulsive." ”
"No impulse, he smashed my car, I smashed his car, it's fair!" Zhen Youqian said that he would smash it, and he really smashed Liu Miao's BMW X5.