Chapter 235: A Great Fallacy

"Then tell me how it is good for your physical and mental health. Lin Fangfei tilted her head and asked.

Song Chuyang cleared his throat and began to talk serious nonsense: "This smoke flows down the trachea to the lungs, and finally reaches the lungs, doesn't it?"

Lin Fangfei nodded, the smoker's lungs were all black.

"I don't know if you've ever eaten smoked bacon, this kind of smoked bacon can be left for a long time. If it's fresh meat, it stinks after two days, and this lung is the same thing, and it can only be used longer after being smoked. Song Chuyang nodded with a look on his face, I was really too smart.

Lin Fangfei was speechless, where did she come from! Pointing to the door, she said, "Then you go outside and smoke your lungs!"

Song Chuyang said helplessly: "Wife, how can you cross the river and tear down the bridge?"

He finally passed on his knowledge to her, and even asked him to get out of the ......

Lin Fangfei didn't want to pay attention to her, and continued to look down at the documents.

"Hey, wife, didn't you summon me just to let me see you to see the documents?" Song Chuyang asked helplessly.

"Originally, there was something wrong, but seeing that you are so idle, it will be fine all of a sudden. Lin Fangfei didn't care and flipped through the pages of the document in her hand.

"Tsk, in fact, I'm not idle at all, the world is still waiting for me to create miracles. Song Chuyang looked arrogant.

Lin Fangfei raised her eyes and glanced at Song Chuyang: "What other miracle can you create?"

"Hehe, I worked wonders for a while when I was studying. Song Chu raised his eyebrows and said with a flying dance.

Lin Fangfei raised her head and motioned for Song Chuyang to continue.

"One time I went to the bathroom, and I was taking exams during that time, and it was a bit stressful. Song Chuyang knows that the most important skill in storytelling is to learn to stop at the right time.

Lin Fangfei now feels that people are not very good when they hear the toilet: "Can you not mention the toilet?"

"Of course, of course, the focus is not on the toilet. Song Chuyang nodded hurriedly, sometimes it is necessary to meet the needs of the audience.

"I passed by a classroom, and the teacher was very fierce, and he was curling and cursing people in it, and I couldn't listen to the vocabulary. Song Chuyang stopped again.

"And then?" Lin Fangfei asked, which satisfied Song Chuyang's vanity.

"Suddenly, a book was thrown into my arms, and the teacher was still inside and said, 'Your grades are like this book, fly out and never come back!' If you can fly back, I'll eat live!' I thought that I was going to the toilet to get the book, so I threw it in, and then it was quiet inside......" After Song Chuyang finished speaking, he waited for Lin Fangfei to applaud.

Who knew that Lin Fangfei didn't cheer at all, but frowned and said, "Can you stop talking about every day?"

Song Chuyang's sweat is simply a flying stream of 3,000 feet......

"Isn't the point of this!" Song Chuyang was about to go crazy.

"You said that you don't work hard every day to read some books to improve yourself, and read this kind of joke every day, is it interesting?" Lin Fangfei said with a teacher's posture.

Song Chuyang burst into tears: "Yes, yes, the president taught me a lesson." ”

President Lin nodded with satisfaction: "Tell me what books you have read." ”

Could it be that Song Chuyang is here, if he wants to talk about all kinds of island films, he can still count a handful, if he talks about books, he can't tell one or two books after racking his brains.

"President, do you know Confucius, Mencius, Laozi?" Song Chuyang tilted his head and had a bad idea again.

Lin Fangfei nodded of course: "Then I must know." ”

She glanced at Song Chuyang suspiciously: "You want to tell me that you are reading the books of these three." ”

Brother Lin didn't believe it, Song Chuyang could read classical Chinese.

Song Chuyang said proudly: "Then sure, how about I guess a riddle for you now?"

"About these three?" Lin Fangfei asked strangely.

"That's it, one day these three went out to play together...... Song Chuyang Blackberry ie finished speaking, and was interrupted.

"How is it possible, you are talking nonsense again, these three people are not from the same era at all, how can they go out to play together?" Lin Fangfei retorted with a serious face.

Song Chuyang's eyes came out, these days, he was most afraid of meeting a serious one when he told a joke: "Don't be so serious, maybe the people in the city will play some." ”

Lin Fangfei was about to refute, but was blocked by Song Chuyang's words: "I'm just a brain teaser, don't take it seriously." ”

Lin Fangfei nodded at this time and motioned for Song Chuyang to continue.

Song Chuyang thought for a while: "I said that this is a brain teaser, so should we make some bets? What if the president doesn't answer?"

Lin Fangfei was very confident in her IQ, and it was impossible to lose anyway, so she nodded casually.

Song Chuyangnei said with a little joy: "Then so be it, if you don't guess it, just kiss me, if I lose, I'll kiss you, how about it?"

Lin Fangfei directly glanced at Song Chuyang: "Doesn't this make it clear to eat my tofu!"

"Hehe, how can it, the difference is still very big, but if you don't like it, let's change it?" Song Chuyang looked negotiable.

"Another one. Lin Fangfei said seriously.

"That's it, if you win, I'll sleep with you for one night, and if you lose, kiss me." Song Chuyang had an expression of "I have suffered a loss, and Lin Fangfei's hands were itching when she saw it, no matter how you look at it, she is at a loss!

"Since you're such a scoundrel, forget about the bet or something. Lin Fangfei didn't want to suffer at all.

"Okay, then I'll continue?" Song Chuyang sighed with pity.

Lin Fangfei looked at the time before nodding.

"The three of them were about to climb the mountain, and when they walked to the foot of the mountain, one of the three stepped on cow, and it was known that Mencius didn't step on it, and Confucius didn't step on it, so who stepped on it?"

Lin Fangfei was afraid of a trap, and the obvious question was also answered after careful consideration: "Since Confucius and Mencius don't have both, it must be Lao Tzu." ”

"Hahahaha. Song Chuyang hugged his stomach and laughed and fell on the sofa.

Lin Fangfei's face was inexplicable, could she be wrong?

"Haha, the president stepped on cow, but you said it yourself. Song Chuyang's stomach hurt when he laughed, and the president said seriously that she stepped on cow, why was it so funny?

Lin Fangfei only reacted at this time, her little face was flushed, and the documents in her hand were smashed directly: "You pervert!"

Sure enough, we still can't underestimate Song Chuyang's shamelessness.

"Hey, I'm a very serious question, and the answer is also from you, president, how can you blame me!" Song Chuyang justifiably defended.

Lin Fangfei looked at Song Chuyang angrily: "If you are still so unreasonable in the future, see if I don't deduct your salary!"

This poked Song Chuyang's sore feet, and said with a sad face: "President, are you too willful? The already poor man has no money to make a big sword, and you still have no money! Now he has no money to take the bus." ”

Lin Fangfei looked at Song Chuyang with a strange expression: "It seems that you have really done the bus, don't you still drive my car to and from work?"

"Hehe, that's not even the money to refuel. "Song Chuyang looks like a dead pig is not afraid of boiling water anyway.

Ou Ya Fangfei was separated by Song Chuyang's shameless appearance, pointed to the door and said, "Give it to me, I'll go back to work!"

Song Chuyang pursed his lips, and let the family get out of the way after using them, it is really unkind!

Shake your head with a proud face and leave.

Before he reached the door, he was stopped by Lin Fangfei again.

"Wait!" Lin Fangfei suddenly remembered that she still hadn't said anything, and she had let herself suffer so much in vain.

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