Chapter 17 Angry! Soaring! Cheap! Angry! Invincible
Liu Bei listened to Su Yujing's piano sound, and secretly praised Su Yujing's talent!
His fiancΓ©e is really soft-voiced, soft-bodied, and talented!
Especially those two beautiful legs, never get tired of looking at them!
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When Su Yujing was about to finish playing the violin, a young man with a shaven figure and a little rustic looked a little rustic, but he didn't know when he appeared on the pavilion in the lotus pond.
This little young man is naturally Liu Bei.
Liu Bei held a natural "childe fan" after folding lotus leaves in half, and while shaking the childe fan, he also chanted poetry:
"Jiangnan is good,
The scenery is old.
The sunrise river flowers are red,
In spring, the river is as green as blue.
Can you remember Jiangnan?"
The group of female classmates present were all stunned when they saw that this rustic young man could still chant poems with affection.
And Su Yujing's piano sound was disturbed, and it also stopped abruptly!
After a while, a fat girl with a full one hundred and sixty pounds pointed at Liu Bei and smiled from ear to ear:
"Miss, it's really rare to see this rustic cleaner who can also chant poetry. β
Another female classmate immediately answered:
"Tiger girl, you're out of sight. He is, I guess, from the mountains. Why are the cleaners in Nansumi dressed so rustic?"
Hu Niu nodded: "Yes, the cleaners in our school are dressed in a foreign style, how can there be such a rustic cleaner?"
Another female classmate laughed coquettishly: "Hehe, I see, people from the mountains are here to move bricks from our school, right? I heard that a small bridge has collapsed over there, and there are a few brick movers who are moving bricks and repairing the bridge." β
"Cut, a mountain man, I don't know a few big characters, why do you like to pretend to be a genius?"
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Listening to the words of her classmates, Su Yujing glanced at Liu Bei, and couldn't help but snicker.
In Su Yujing's heart, he was still muttering: Cut, this mountain man still wears such a thick coat on a hot day, and he is not afraid of heat stroke? Looking at his rustic appearance, he still has to shake his fan and chant poetry? This guy won't think of himself as Tang Bohu, right? It's funny enough to be so rustic and recite poetry!
When Liu Bei found that Su Yujing was secretly smiling, the two small dimples on his face were extraordinarily impressive, and he immediately walked in front of Su Yujing, and said seriously:
"Su Yujing, you look so good when you smile. Especially the dimples on your face, which have aroused my drunkenness. I'd love to pour a glass of wine into your dimple and have a nice drink!"
What?
Fill wine in my dimples?
Would you like a drink?
Drink your sister!
Stinky rascals!
Su Yujing just ran away in an instant!
But Su Yujing still held back her anger and said coldly:
"This bricklayer from the mountains, please leave here. You've already interrupted my practice. If you dare to talk nonsense again, you're in trouble right away!"
As soon as the tiger girl heard this, her fat body immediately crossed to Liu Bei's side, raised her chubby fist, and said coldly:
"Mountain people, get out! Our eldest lady has to prepare for the program of the family meeting! You disturbed our eldest lady's piano practice, can you afford to be offended? If you don't get out, I will beat you into the lotus pond with one punch. β
And Liu Bei just patted the tiger girl on the shoulder with a lotus leaf fan, and said lightly:
"Tiger Girl, 18 years old, weighs 163, has practiced foreign boxing, and is one of Su Yujing's companion guards!"
Tiger girl stunned!
"This guy, has checked my water meter, how do you know everything about me?" Tiger Girl thought so secretly.
"Hehe, it's a pity, you didn't practice your foreign boxing, you just know it by looking at your fat body. Let's play in the mud!"
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he pointed to a beautiful female classmate in red clothes:
"You, Su Xiaohong, 19 years old, born in taekwondo, are one of Su Yujing's companions. However, your next plate is too floating, so you can play in the mud too!"
Su Xiaohong was stunned!
And Liu Bei continued to point to a female classmate in Tsing Yi:
"You, Su Xiaoqing, 18 years old, born in judo, are also one of Su Yujing's companions. And you, the leg is a hard injury, and you have been criticized by the coach 15 times! So, you can also play with mud. β
Su Xiaoqing was stunned!
This bastard, even I know how many times I've been criticized by the coach!
Finally, Liu Bei pointed to a handsome black-clothed classmate:
"Leng Xiaomei, you are from Jiangnan City, 18 years old, a rookie in sanda, and one of Su Yujing's four companion guards! However, you injured your leg at the age of 16, and now you still have a steel nail! You, you are the one who should play with mud the most. β
Leng Xiaomei was so shocked that she almost vomited blood!
At this moment, Su Yujing was also shocked, and blurted out:
"Mountain people, you, you can't really check the water meter professionally, how do you know everything?"
Liu Bei's hairstyle is even more energetic:
"Hehe, what kind of skill is this! I know your business, more! The top is happy, and the bottom is still happy!"
What the?
This, this also knows?!
These two are beaming, but they are discouraged!
"Wink-rascal, when did you peek at me?"
Su Yujing couldn't hold back any longer, and kicked at Liu Bei.
Most of the time, Su Yujing is an elegant lady! Especially when she plays the violin and guzheng, she looks the most gentle and elegant!
However, it doesn't mean that Su Yujing won't be angry!
On the contrary, when Su Yujing is provoked, she will directly flatten people!
"Cut off the feet of the children and grandchildren!"
I only heard Su Yujing's coquettish shout, and one leg was already flying towards the bottom of Liu Bei!
And Liu Bei, stretched out his hand and grabbed this beautiful jade flawless leg, and patted it gently, and said happily:
"What a fatal fragrant chicken leg! Looking at it from a distance has already refreshed me! Looking at it from such a close distance makes me feel at ease!
Especially this medicine is fragrant, I can't get tired of it! Good medicine, absolutely good medicine! These beautiful legs are my medicine!
With such a good medicine, it shouldn't be a problem for me to live to be 100 years old!"
What the?
My beautiful legs are your medicine?
Medicine you fairy board!
Call!
Su Yujing's fist beckoned to Liu Bei's door again!
Liu Bei had no choice but to let go of Su Yujing's beautiful legs, and then grabbed Su Yujing's jade fist.
Su Yujing's four escorts all rushed over at this moment, and they wanted to beat Liu Bei around them.
At this time, someone was pulling Liu Bei's clothes, and someone was grabbing Liu Bei's hand!
The five people surrounded Liu Bei from five directions, making Liu Bei slightly embarrassed, so the thief smiled:
"Oh, girls, the world is so wonderful, and you are so irritable!
Su Yu snorted quietly: "Beat you, and we will be able to feel the beauty of the world!"
Five people, it's going to start!
"Slow ββ!"
As soon as Liu Bei's slow words came out, the five girls still stopped their fists.
Su Yu looked at Liu Bei calmly: "You stinky rascal, what else do you have to say?"
Liu Bei grinned:
"Hehe, you are so irritable, it seems that I just wrote a poem, and I didn't chant it well! In order to make you feel the beauty of the world, I decided to give you another poem!"
Burst!
Su Yujing let out a breath of turbidity.
"Mountain people, you are so earthy, and you always like to chant poetry, do you really think of you as Tang Bohu?" Su Yujing asked with a wrinkled nose.
"Hehe, the deity is not Tang Bohu, it is better than Tang Bohu!"
Liu Bei said, pointed to the water, and continued:
"Girls, when I am going to recite poetry, you should pay attention to the wonderful scenery in the water!"
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he gently shook the lotus leaf fan and began to continue chanting the poem:
"Jiangnan can pick lotus,
LOTUS HE Tiantian,
Mi Xi Lianye Dong,
Mi Xi Lotus Yexi,
Mixi lotus leaf nan,
Mixi lotus leaf north,
Mi play among the lotus leaves!"
Good poetry, good poetry, this is good poetry!
Liu Bei finished dragging the poem, and felt even more refreshed and beautiful!
The five girls, looking into the water, saw that their thing was swaying in the water as if it were playing.
Burst!
Five girls, all want to squirt three liters of blood!
For a while, the five girls stepped back one after another and hurried away from Liu.
Liu Bei was overjoyed: "With the power of poetry, force back five girls!
The tiger girl hugged her round waist:
"Oh Mom, I'm convinced! What kind of crooked poems are you reading this stinky rascal?
And Su Xiaohong took over the words:
"I think he's a cheap enemy!"
Su Yujing kept patting her little heart, and said with a smile:
"Alright, alright, why don't we clean you up. You'd better disappear, I can't stand you anymore!"