Body 0020. Deceive people too much

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After returning home, Lu Xiu didn't care what the two women were doing, and went straight back to his room.

first subconsciously took out the remote control and wanted to turn on the air conditioner in the room, only to find that the air conditioner was turned on here 24 hours a day, otherwise with the thick hair on the general's body, it is estimated that it would have to be hot.

In a hurry, he took off his clothes, pants, and underwear.

The flower underwear crossed a graceful parabola in the air, and then landed on the general's head accurately, causing the general to scream in dissatisfaction, of course, Lu Xiu couldn't pay attention to it, he had already jumped and ran into the bathroom.

After a while, the sound of "booming" running water had already been heard.

What's more important than taking a cool shower when you get home?

In about ten minutes, Lu Xiu rubbed his ears and walked out of the bathroom, and water droplets kept falling from his sideburns.

The air conditioner filled the entire room, and Lu Xiu realized that he forgot to bring his underwear when he took a shower...

As soon as he came out of the bathroom, Lu Xiu saw the general yelling at him: "Wangwang..."

"Woohoo Woo Woo!"

Lu Xiu almost didn't laugh and was angry.

No wonder the General has been screaming inside since he entered the bathroom, it turns out that he accidentally dropped his panties on its head... It's nothing to throw on it, it's sure to get it off, the key is that a trouser leg just gets stuck in its face...

Poor general...

"My bad... My bad..."

Lu Xiu walked over and apologized to it, and then helped it rip off its underwear... After pulling it off, he saw that there were still a few dog hairs on it, and he couldn't help frowning in disgust, and sighed lightly: "Hey, it seems that these pants can't be worn..."

His words sparked a series of dissatisfied cries from the general.

Just then, footsteps rang out.

"General, why don't you keep screaming, is this bastard Lu Xiu bullying you again!"

Lu Xiu looked towards the door vigilantly.

"Don't come in!"

As he spoke, Lu Xiu had already rushed towards the quilt on his bed, and his whole body jumped up like a spirit fox. Soaring in the air, he reached out with one hand, his legs apart, just like AJ's mark----- and it seemed that the quilt around him could help him block a gear.

It's a pity that he was still a step late.

The door opened before his hand reached the quilt.

"General, mom came to see..."

Zhao Lingyan's voice stopped abruptly.

The little hand covered the small mouth, and subconsciously muttered: "Look at the naked man..."

The next second, she reacted and exclaimed: "Hooligans!"

When he played in the past, Lu Xiu had always been proud of his perverted ability to stay in the air, but in these ten seconds, he suddenly hated his ability to stay in the air very much, which made him pause in the air for a "long time" in this embarrassing posture.

The crotch was cold, as if the wind was blowing.

There was also Zhao Lingyan at the door, obviously shouting hooligans, but he kept peeking.

The taste of this, Lu Xiu is really indescribable.

Fortunately, he wittily made a difficult turn in the air, and successfully faced the door with his buttocks, avoiding the embarrassment of direct exposure...

Lu Xiu breathed a sigh of relief and was about to land handsomely.

Unexpectedly, after a sweep, there was an unknown object on the ground---- there was a large lump of dog shit produced by the Great General on the ground where his feet were about to fall and touch, and the dog shit was still wet, I am afraid that the output would not take more than an hour.

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Lu Xiu delayed the general several times in his heart, and secretly said that he would definitely eat dog meat hot pot when he was free. Zhao Lingyan also said that it is very smart and can find the toilet by itself...

A person like Lu Xiu, who loves cleanliness, will not allow his slender jade feet that have just taken a bath to fall on the shit, it is impossible in this life!

But this is not difficult for Lu Xiu.

In Zhao Lingyan's surprised gaze, Lu Xiu once again made a more difficult move.

The physics teacher's coffin board couldn't even cover it.

I saw him kick his feet in the air, and he actually let his body forcibly regain a step in the process of falling.

Volleyed somersault and landed gracefully elsewhere. Lu Xiu used his strength to successfully avoid the fate of stepping on shit.

After falling, Lu Xiu hurriedly picked up the quilt on the bed and wrapped himself tightly.

Lu Xiu couldn't help but get angry and said, "Won't you knock on the door when you come in?"

There was a quilt wrapped around the important parts, and he finally dared to turn around.

"I forgot..."Zhao Lingyan said in a daze. However, she quickly came back to her senses, and immediately glared at Lu Xiu and said, "Is this my family, okay?" The general kept screaming, why can't I come over and have a look!"

Zhao Lingyan suddenly covered his mouth and laughed twice: "Besides, who knew that you still had the habit of running naked." ”

She was still wearing a school uniform, and her smile was pure and sweet, with two small dimples looming.

"I should have asked Yu Ling to come and see it a long time ago. ”

Listening to her words, Lu Xiu couldn't help but be angry.

"What, you still want to see it?" Lu Xiu suddenly walked towards her. "Why don't you take a look?"

While speaking, Lu Xiu also made a gesture to lift the quilt.

A big man, he doesn't believe that he can't cure this little girl.

What I didn't expect was that Zhao Lingyan crossed his waist and waist with a small chest, stood motionless, and looked at Lu Xiu with a pair of beautiful big eyes, looking very expectant, as if to say: "You have the ability to take it off." ”

At this time, Chen Yuning also seemed to hear the movement, and the "tart tart" went upstairs and came to Zhao Lingyan's side. looked at Lu Xiu, then at Zhao Lingyan, and said curiously: "Sister Lingyan, what are you doing?"

"He wanted to run naked to show me. Zhao Lingyan said.

"What!?"

Chen Yuning first froze for a moment, and then immediately said excitedly: "Okay, okay, I'll see it too!"

“----”

Lu Xiu was stunned.

He rushed over and pushed the two women out of his room, then closed the door, leaning against the back of the door to hide his face and cry----

Rogue!

Listening to the voice outside the door, the second daughter seemed to be gone.

Lu Xiu threw himself on the bed, like a little daughter-in-law, covering his head with a pillow and crying secretly.

These days, women are even more hooligans than men.

Turning over, Lu Xiu looked at the ceiling.

There was some movement downstairs, and I don't know what the hell these two chicks are doing, maybe they're laughing at him, he thought to himself.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

Again?

It's too much of a deception!

Lu Xiu got up and gritted his teeth and looked at the door----- he was a man, no matter how he said it, he couldn't suffer much, the little toad would still kick people, not to mention that Lu Xiu felt that he was a big toad.

So he walked over quickly, opened the door, and at the same time let go of the quilt he was holding in his hand, and the quilt slipped quietly from him.

"Don't think I'm scared of you, don't you want to see it----- come!"

After Lu Xiu's domineering voice fell.

When he looked up, he found that Zhao Qingya was looking at him with a surprised expression...

"Zhao... Aunt Zhao?"