Chapter 166: The Angry Female Man
Oh my god!
Lin Tian never dreamed that these two altitude beauties would be in his room, and they actually brought clothes with them?
The moment of pushing the door is at a critical moment. At this moment, I found out that the two of them are not only tall and altitude, but also quite high in other places.
It's stylish, it's so material!
"Gollum, Gollum!"
Just one glance, it grunted incessantly, unable to move.
"Lin Tian, you big rascal, are you still watching?"
At this scene, the two of them were shocked and angry, especially Zhang Ruoyu, who had never encountered this kind of thing.
Seeing that Lin Tian was actually standing stupidly and not leaving, he was so angry that he threw his long legs and kicked the door back fiercely.
"Ah.....h
The door closed with a bang, and a miserable scream sounded immediately, it was Lin Tian who didn't have time to dodge because he was weak, and was smashed on the nose by the door with a bang.
This collision is so miserable!
I almost didn't faint from being smashed, but I also had a nosebleed, and the bridge of my nose was almost broken!
Since Lin Tian got the 'Shennong Materia Medica', whether it is fighting or pickling girls, or his career is invincible.
When has it been so miserable?
Zhang Ruoyu and Nangong Qian came this time, not only beat him wildly, but also almost knocked him unconscious, and his nose bleeded.
The main player of the women's volleyball team is really amazing!
Long legs are good, just throw them casually, and Lin Tian can't stand it.
"Hey, you kid..... What a bastard, you deserve it!" Hearing the voice, Ye Su, who was busy, hurriedly came.
Although she didn't see it, she knew what was happening by listening to the voice. A loving mother can't afford to have the heart to protect her calf, so it can be seen that this is completely Lin Tian's own effort.
"Mom..... Hurry up, there are a lot of nosebleeds!"
Lin Tian was depressed to death, so aggrieved that he wanted to cry, and when he saw his mother even more aggrieved, he raised his head and screamed coquettishly.
"You deserve it, who told you to provoke them to the house? Yun Shi girl will definitely pick your skin if she knows, and you are still wronged, hum!"
Ye Su accused, but he hurriedly stepped forward and helped Lin Tian stop the nosebleed first.
In addition to Xiao Yunshi and Shen Yao, this is already the fourth girl to take the initiative to come to the door. Looking at the relationship, it is also unclear with Lin Tian.
"Hey..... Me, me?"
Lin Tian was really speechless, and he didn't want to speak, so he was so aggrieved that he became a 'little milk dog' in seconds.
After blocking the nosebleed, he lay on the Taishi chair at the door, aggrieved and motionless. The wolves squatted in the shade of the courtyard, as if watching a play, as smart as a human IQ.
Soon after, the two goddesses of altitude changed into outfits and walked out. Seeing Lin Tian's aggrieved appearance, the two couldn't help laughing in embarrassment.
What if you don't laugh?
"That..... Lin Tian, are you alright?"
was stunned, it was Nangong Qian who spoke first, she was a supermodel, and she was relatively open, so she was not as angry as Zhang Ruoyu.
Lin Tian is not fine, but there is a big event, and he is dying of pain. And depressed, he snorted coldly and turned his body to the side, not wanting to pay attention to people.
"Ouch hey.... Really angry?"
Lin Tian's expression surprised Nangong Qian: "I said Lin Tian, you won't be so stingy, right? By the way, why did your combat effectiveness suddenly become so poor? You were hit so badly by the door, you don't know how to dodge!"
", you, you?"
Lin Tian's whole body is weak, it's good to be able to walk back, she moves so fast, she can dodge a yarn!
"Alright..... I'll apologize to you for Ruoyu, I'm sorry!"
Nangong Qian actually didn't take much advantage of Lin Tian, she grinned, and suddenly leaned over: "Or, I'll tell you a secret to compensate you, okay?"
"Nangong Qian, you dare!"
Her voice was very small, but Zhang Ruoyu still heard it vaguely, and she could guess what Nangong Qian wanted to say.
Nangong Qian didn't make a face, made a grimace, and said in Lin Tian's ear: "Actually, Ruoyu is still the first kiss..... So, you get the idea!"
"Huh?"
When Lin Tian heard this, he was immediately shocked.
No wonder she is said to have a strong garlic smell and will be furious. It's no wonder that he just accidentally bumped into it, and he kicked the door back in anger.
It turned out to be the first kiss!
It's miserable now, and it seems to be in trouble again.
"Nangong Qian, you bastard..... I'm going to break off my friendship with you, hum!" Zhang Ruoyu was already so angry, and after the secret was revealed, he was even more embarrassed.
After hating Nangong Qian, he shook off his hands and got into the car, and immediately started to leave.
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Seeing this, Nangong Qian hurriedly chased after her, but Zhang Ruoyu had no intention of stopping, and had the intention of leaving her here.
After a long time, Zhang Ruoyu did not come back, and he did not answer the phone. It seems, really angry.
"Haha, I tell you to be afraid that the world will not be chaotic, you deserve it!" Seeing this, Lin Tian exhaled in relief: "Let's walk to the city by yourself, bye!"
"Hmph, Miss Ben can't leave, so it's up to you!" Nangong Qian didn't care, anyway, Lin Tian had a car, so it was a big deal to drive Lin Tian's car away.
Moreover, she didn't want to leave this good place. immediately moved a stool and sat next to Lin Tian, and it was good to play at Lin Tian's house for a few days.
"Ahem..... I said, Goddess Akane, what's so good about this poor country?"
Lin Tian was taken aback and hurriedly said, "Moreover, now that you are alone, it will be very dangerous." Lonely men and widows, don't you know?"
"Really?"
Although Nangong Qian has known Lin Tian for a short time, she knows Lin Tian very well, and immediately leaned into Lin Tian's ear, and said with great temptation: "That's great, let's try it first, no one is bothering us!"
Belch!
In one sentence, Lin Tian was completely frightened, and hurriedly said: "That.... I'm kidding, just kidding!"
"Hmph, I'm not kidding, be careful..... Hold on to it!"
Nangong Qian smiled secretly, knowing that Lin Tian had a lustful heart and no fear, and his expression was deliberately made to tease him like a female hooligan.
In terms of anti-flirtation, Lin Tian is still inexperienced.
didn't see that Nangong Qian was deliberately teasing him, because this woman was really open-looking, and she didn't care about men and women, and Lin Tianzhen was a little afraid of her.
Cough dryly twice, continue to lie down to recuperate and regain strength.
Nangong Qian stayed for a while and felt a little bored, so she drove up the mountain alone. Take a beautiful selfie in the orchard and continue to taste the indescribably sweet king of fruits.
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Afternoon!
Lin Tian was still asleep beautifully, and was woken up by a continuous ringing of the phone.
It was Lin Guoyuan's phone.
After Lin Tian connected, he said weakly: "Old man, it's very bad to stir up people's dreams, you made me a billion less money and ten fewer girls with a phone call!"
"Bastard, you beg to beat!"
On the other end of the phone, Lin Guoyuan was almost so angry that he smashed the phone directly: "Don't be poor, don't talk nonsense, go to the city immediately." ”
"Old man, I know that if you call, it will definitely be fine!" Lin Tian smiled depressedly and refused directly: "Old man, I haven't felt well lately and can't move." Next time, next time I'll bring a local chicken to visit your old man!"
"Bastard, don't talk about these useless things, you don't need to bring anything this time, just roll over by yourself. ”
Lin Guoyuan knew that every time Lin Tian reached a critical moment, there would be a moth: "Lao Tzu told you that this time it is a serious matter, this is an order." ”
"Old man, there is no way to order, I am really uncomfortable!"
Lin Tian just wanted to sleep, he just wanted to rest, and he was too tired after casting the 'Wind and Cloud Thunderstorm Spell', as if he had sucked him dry: "The emperor is not a hungry soldier, I am hungry now, I am weak, and I am not feeling well." ”
"Bastard, you don't pretend to Lao Tzu!"
Lin Guoyuan let Lin Tian rest for so long, he had to take his blood for experiments, but he couldn't say this: "You bastard boy is as strong as a cow, what will be uncomfortable? Get over immediately, do you want Lao Tzu to come and invite you personally?"
"Old man, it's useless for you to come in person. I have a few days every month, you know!"
Lin Tiancai didn't believe that this old guy would call him for no reason: "That.... Old man, I have a headache. If there's nothing to do, I'll hang up first. ”
"Little bastard, you wait, wait!"
Hearing that Lin Tian was about to hang up the phone, Lin Guoyuan was in a hurry, thought about it for a while, and hurriedly said: "It's Qing'er, it's Qing'er who woke up, and I want you to come and see the situation for her." ”
"Really, old man, you didn't lie to me?"
Lin Tian was naturally overjoyed with this news, but he didn't believe it, this old guy was also an old slippery head.
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