Chapter 463: What's Wrong with Your Tongue?

It took more than an hour, and the two of them roughly finished reading ~щww~~lā

Then they glanced at each other, looked at Jiang Xia, and You Fangfei said: "The plot is a bit simple. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

"But it's quite touching, and the plot narration is rendered enough. Zhang Peng said.

"Can it be done?" Jiang Xia asked.

You Fangfei said: "It should be about the same, the story of the love movie is not complicated, the key depends on how to shoot, how to render the atmosphere, if the sensationalism is enough, how to shoot it." ”

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"If you can do it, that's it. Jiang Xia breathed a sigh of relief.

You Fangfei looked at him and said, "If you can't do it, what should you do?"

"Change. Jiangxia said.

"Oh, do you still have a backup plan?" Zhang Pengpeng said in surprise, "What's the backup?"

"It's not a love story, it's a comedy, and the cost is not so low. Jiang Xia said, "Let's go back and shoot again, shoot this first, I like this story very much, and I really want to shoot it." ”

"Just make romance movies, in the current market, blockbusters, comedies, and romance movies are divided into three parts of the world, oh, counting cartoons, four parts of the world, so whether it's a comedy or a love movie, as long as you don't make literary films, don't make supernatural films, you can shoot anything. You Fangfei said.

She's telling the truth, isn't this the case in the domestic market, fortunately, the category of youth films hasn't emerged yet, otherwise a lot of youth films with abortion love triangles can still be separated.

"Is the filming location set? Looking at the script, you are going to Xiangjiang to shoot?" You Fangfei asked.

"Yes, go to Xiangjiang to shoot and see if you can rent a place. Jiang Xia said, "If it doesn't work, it's okay to shoot in China, it's a big deal to change the lines of the script, it's nothing." ”

"I'll go to Xiangjiang tomorrow to take a look, and there shouldn't be a big problem there. The Xiangjiang films of the 80s and 90s are still influential, and when it comes to police and gangster films, the whole of Asia and even the world are convinced. It's a pity that it's not as good as a year now, and I can only rely on the old actors to support the façade. You Fangfei sighed.

Jiang Xia nodded deeply, just like in the previous life, the glorious Hong Kong movies will inevitably go downhill in the new century, it would be good to have a high-quality movie in a year or two, and it had to be a big-name actor to join. However, the movie actors in the glory days are really good.

If he goes to Xiangjiang to make a movie, Jiang Xia also wants to find two actors who have stood at the top to make cameos. The specific operability depends on You Fangfei, and the only thing he can provide for the time being is the script.

"You go to Xiangjiang to have a look, if you feel suitable, tell me, I'll go and take a look, if you can, settle down first." Jiang Xia said, "I have to stay in the capital to record an album in the past two days, and I can't run with you." ”

"It matters that you record an album. Will you send nunchucks tomorrow, or will you send birds?" asked You Fangfei.

Jiang Xia said: "It doesn't matter, it's okay to send it together on the whole platform." ”

"Then it's all platforms, I'll contact and try to win it today. You Fangfei left in a hurry.

Zhang Pengpeng read the script with relish, looked up and said, "This role of a nurse, can you play it for me?"

"Do you want to act? Jiang Xia directly agreed, anyway, as long as he wasn't the protagonist.

Zhang Pengpeng said: "Your several crying scenes have been a big test for Shanshan. ”

"I believe in her. Jiang Xia said, "It should be able to act well." ”

"When will the script be submitted for review?" asked Zhang Pengpeng.

"In the afternoon, I'll get it. Take a break today and record an album tomorrow. Jiangxia said.

"Okay, go ahead, hurry up and finish this, and concentrate on recording the album. Zhang Peng said.

Jiang Xia nodded and agreed, and directly contacted Jiang Ming to ask him to do something special. Jiang Ming was also helpless, every time he asked him to go to the queue for review, others would take a long time to review and pass, and Jiang Xia's things never took more than half a day.

Jiang Ming called Jiang Xia: "Aren't you busy recording an album?

Jiang Xia: "I have to shoot next year, if I didn't help you this year, I would have done it this year." ”

Jiang Ming: "Okay, this year's New Year's ......"

Jiang Xia didn't wait for him to finish speaking, and said directly: "I still have something to do, hang up first." ”

Jiang Ming frowned when he heard the busy sound, raised his head and said, "He hung up and didn't let me finish." ”

"Do you know where he lives? Get the guards to get him back this year. ”

Jiang Ming hurriedly said: "Don't, Dad, if you really do this, you will definitely make him feel emotional." Take your time, take your time. ”

"Take your time? The old man's body can't be slowed down! This year, even if I arrest him, I have to catch him and go home. ”

Jiang Ming said helplessly: "Dad, grandpa said those words to drive him out, and the two of them made a fuss like this, why did they suddenly call him back now?"

"A few years ago, he returned to China, and the article he wrote was published in the People's Daily, and the old man forgave him, but he couldn't pull his face. Moreover, in the past few years, the older the old man gets, the more he feels that he is angry at that time, which is a bit too much. ”

Jiang Ming snorted coldly: "Is the old man the reason for his anger at that time? For so many years, he hasn't given Jiang Xia any good face since he was a child, not only him, but you too, if you are him, can you be happy?"

"How can you talk to me?"

Jiang Ming immediately apologized: "I'm sorry, Dad." ”

"Hmph, the old man is fighting with others and making it. Those of us really can't get used to the way he has caused trouble since he was a child, so we didn't give him a good face. If he is more aggressive, who will not give him a good face?"

Jiang Ming said: "What about now?"

"He's so competitive now, and he's doing well in all aspects. The chaos of your private life is much better than yours. Otherwise, you would have thought that you would have been in contact with him so often, and your grandfather would have grounded you a long time ago. ”

Jiang Ming shrugged and said, "I see." However, I still don't recommend being careful, he is now a third-tier star, and his influence is not small, what should he do if he makes some trouble?"

"There's no trouble, there's no news. ”

Jiang Ming asked again: "What about Gong Shan, don't consider her feelings?"

"Jiang Xia is married, what else are you thinking about Gong Shan?"

Jiang Ming said: "Then what do you like?" ”

"Just don't tell him. ”

Jiang Ming nodded: "Okay, I won't inform you, I'll see how you bring him home." ”

The next day, You Fangfei flew early in the morning, and without even coming to the studio, she went directly to the airport, flew to Xiangjiang, and went there to see if there was a suitable place to rent and prepare to make a movie next year.

Jiang Xia followed Zhang Pengpeng to continue recording the album, and the rest of the people were also busy, busy contacting various platforms to see if they could upload them on time, and at the same time launch Jiang Xia's new songs. The new song has been spread, just waiting for twelve o'clock at noon, the whole network and all music platforms will be launched to hit the charts.

Inside the music platform, they naturally received the audio file from Gongshan Studio, driven by curiosity, of course they listened to it, after all, it was Jiangxia's music, and there was still a reputation.

After listening, almost all of them maintained a posture, opening their mouths wide in disbelief.

"Are you sure it's a song?"

"Why didn't I understand the lyrics?"

"Rap, right?

"Hmph, hey, I understand this. ”

"I said more than you, and I kicked it away. ”

"This song is invincible. ”

"It's a good piece of music, and the arrangement is great, no, I have to listen to it again. ”

"It's twelve o'clock, let's send it out first, don't make a mistake, otherwise this month's bonus will be gone." ”

"I'm curious to see how the audience will react. ”

"I guess I'm going to go crazy, how about we don't have the lyrics first? ”

"Great idea, haha. ”

"Hey, tell the others about it, let's have fun. ”

"Okay, I'll call. ”

……

Jiangxia's new song has never had any publicity, and the major media platforms have not promoted Jiangxia, and they were released directly at twelve o'clock. The only bit of publicity is the meager Gongshan Studio, which was just forwarded at the same time.

There is news quickly, I listened to it on the meager as soon as possible, and then the reaction was also very peculiar, for a full twenty minutes, no one wrote any comments on the meager music platforms, but the number of clicks and playbacks rose slowly, just like Jiangxia's previous new songs, there was a high support rate as soon as they came out.

It's just that the previous high comments didn't appear so quickly.

I waited for almost half an hour before someone posted the first comment.

"I listened to it eight times, which means that I only heard it clearly, hum hahahe, use nunchucks, and Shaolin Wudang or something, can anyone tell me what the whole song is singing?"

"I've listened to it eight times, it's like upstairs, and when I kick it away or something, my brain is almost dizzy. ”

"I didn't understand the lyrics at all, but I listened to them eight times. ”

"Even if I don't understand, I feel the urge to continue listening, why?"

"Whoever can write the lyrics is definitely a man of God. ”

"I'm curious to know, how did Jiang Xia write a song, why did you come up with such a song?"

"Rap, it's rap, right? It feels like hip-hop rap. ”

"Upstairs, have you ever seen a rapper sing the lyrics like this?"

"Does this song have lyrics?"

"Not to mention the lyrics, the erhu and piano in the middle really scared me a lot. ”

"The addition of the erhu and piano is really wonderful. ”

", this song is so good, in the single loop, although I can't understand the lyrics, I feel so good. ”

"I don't know what sounds good, it's messy, it's. ”

"Bah, what the hell, what the hell is Jiang Xia singing?"

"I've heard it seven or eight times, what the fuck is this?"

"Jiang Xia is playing tricks again. ”

"You may not believe it, but I already knew that Jiang Xia had to play tricks. Thinking about the first two songs of Jiangxia, the Korean Wave Attack and the General's Order, there is already this tendency. ”

"I have to admit that Jiang Xia's song is very good, but what about the lyrics? I really want to see the lyrics. ”

"My roommate was about to die, and before he died, I wanted to see the lyrics of the nunchuck. ”

"It's out, it's out, the lyrics are out. ”

……

The major media platforms didn't dare not really release the lyrics, and after half an hour, the lyrics were released.

"The smell of smoke in the rock burning shop is pervasive, next door is the Guoshu Museum, the mother next door has three sections of the mulberry tea ceremony, the boss who teaches fists and feet martial arts, practices iron sand palms, plays with Yang's gun, and is the best at hard foundation kung fu, and will also have a golden bell cover iron cloth shirt, their son I am used to, I have been exposed to it since I was a child, what knives, guns and sticks ......"

After reading the lyrics, when someone listens to the song again, they begin to subconsciously sing two sentences, but it can only be two sentences, and if they sing two more sentences, their tongues will be knotted.

It's not one or two with knotted tongues, and many people listen to a song once or twice like singing along.

It's normal behavior, but this time, it's not going to work. Even if it's a rap song like "The Korean Wave", it's no big problem to listen to it once or twice and sing along.

"Damn, what the hell? ”

"What the hell lyrics, what the hell, Lao Tzu's tongue is knotted. ”

"You're not the only one singing the knot, what the hell is the pronunciation, why doesn't it feel like Mandarin pronunciation?"

"What are you doing, how do you pronounce that sound?"

"That's Hakka, and the whole song doesn't look like it's about the mainland, it should be the story of the treasure island. ”

"Jiangxia traveled to Treasure Island not once or twice, and each time the time was not short, I guess the reason at that time. ”

", can anyone tell me how the lyrics are sung?"

"I can't keep up. ”

"I sang too fast, my pronunciation was awkward, my words were awkward, and I couldn't keep up. ”

"Even if it's so fast, so awkward, how can it still sound good?"

"Hey, hey, didn't you find that the lyrics were great?"

"Who is still entangled in the lyrics, can anyone tell me, how did Jiang Xia sing this kind of song?"

"Divine Comedy, the identification is complete. ”

"I've bought nunchucks online. ”

……

Not only netizens, but even several staff members of Gongshan Studio also listened to this song for the first time, and after listening to it, they also tried to sing it.

"It's strange to fly the eaves and walk on the wall, just come when you go, one horse step forward, one punch is enough ......money," Shen Fatzi sang and sang with his tongue knotted and sang wrong.

"Use nunchucks quickly, hum ha, people who practice martial arts should remember, the benevolent are invincible, who is practicing Tai Chi, the wind and water rise, if I have emotions, fly the eaves and walk the wall, be upright and unyielding, upright, hum. Stress-free. After Zhao Yongjiang finished singing the chorus, he said there proudly.

Bai Mao was also singing, seeing Zhao Yongjiang struggling there, he said unhappily: "If you have the ability, you can connect and try to sing the latter part together." ”

"Together, together...... is upright and unyielding, hum, their son has been used to hearing and seeing since he was a child, bah, how can it be so fast. Zhao Yongjiang was also defeated.

Bai Mao, Shen Fatzi and others laughed, and complained that this was not sung by people, the speed was too fast, and they were not familiar with the lyrics, and it was inevitable that they would make mistakes in singing, and it was normal for their tongues to be knotted. Even if Jiang Xia is so familiar, there are occasional cases of singing the wrong lyrics, let alone people who have only listened to it a few times.

On the same day, some people sang with their tongues big, and when their friends met, they heard that something was wrong with the words, and they directly asked, "What's wrong with your tongue?" Both men and women are all hairy with ambiguous eyes, and they bring out "Nunchuck" to let friends dispel that bad idea, and invisibly, make the audience of "Nunchuck" a little wider.

Even when many musicians hear "Nunchuck", they have a sense of bewilderment,, can the song still be sung like this?

Some singers tried to sing, and there were a lot of knotted tongues...... The speed of speech can keep up, the lyrics are sung wrong, the lyrics can keep up, the speed of speech can't keep up, you can keep up, the rhythm is not good, these professionals are staggering, Jiangxia is really non-human, this kind of song can be taken out, the key tunes are great, the arrangement is great, it sounds good, it's just a beast, don't give others a way to live.

Other people's tongues are knotted, and Jiang Xia's own tongue is also knotted, he is singing "Ninja", a more ruthless song. (To be continued.) )