Chapter 360: Oolong Affair
"What is this......
Yue Han picked up the thin clothes that he had taken and dropped on the ground, and immediately felt that the aroma was fragrant and the taste was extremely good. Before he could see what it was, Na Youruo suddenly 'staggered', and instantly came to Yue Han's face, and couldn't help but snatch the shirt back, his face was already red.
"You...... Why are you obsessed with my clothes!?"
Youruo threw the clothes into a ball and threw them directly into the closet, but he didn't want to still be on the shrimp and crab's head. The shrimp and crab fell from such a high place, and the cultivation was not as high as Yue Hangao, so it was naturally going to wake up later, but now the head is not very clear, and it was smashed by this aroma again, and suddenly felt a little drowsy.
"I didn't mean to...... You...... Don't think about it. Ahem. ”
Yue Han also blushed. I guess it was accidentally touching her some private object that made her so nervous.
Youruo glanced at the wardrobe and saw a mess of clothes, the shrimp and crab were enjoying lying in the closet, his face was much redder than just now, and he pulled out the shrimp and crab in the pile of clothes, and dragged them still on the ground.
"Why is this kid so weak?
Youruo said, simply squatted directly in front of the shrimp and crab, stretched out his hand, gently patted the shrimp and crab's head, and scolded:
"Hey, hey, wake up! The sun is on your ass!"
"Hmm......"
The shrimp and crab frowned, opened their eyes with difficulty, and saw a magnified young woman's face, and suddenly their eyes were full of peach blossoms.
Youruo took off the tape attached to the mouth of the shrimp and crab, and the hairs of the shrimp and crab were painful for a while, and the mouth was red and swollen, which looked very funny.
"Fairies descend to earth...... Beauty, hello beautiful ......"
The lust of shrimp and crabs came up again, probably thinking that he was still dreaming, and he dared to reach out and touch the person in front of him.
As a daughter of the Demon Realm, that Youruo is naturally not covered by cultivation energy, only stretched out two fingers and pinched it so gently, the shrimp and crab suddenly screamed in pain, and Youruo was so frightened that he hurriedly stretched out his hand and blocked the shrimp and crab's mouth.
"What are you shouting, are you dying!?"
Seeing that the shrimp and crab stopped their mouths, Youruo let go of his hand. The shrimp crab looked confused, and after getting up, he looked at Youruo and Yue Han hesitantly, and asked:
"This ...... What is this place? Who are you...... and why are we here!?"
Yue Han told the shrimp and crab everything just now. After hearing this, when the shrimp and crab looked at Youruo, there was a little more admiration in their eyes, and there was a lot of love in their pockets.
"I didn't expect it...... The legendary Demon Saintess is so beautiful, delicate and cute...... If you have such a wife, what more can your husband ask for!?"
The shrimp and crabs are talking and talking, and the halazi are going to flow all over the ground. Yue Han glanced at the shrimp and crab with disgust, and before he could speak, he heard Youruo already sneering and opened his mouth first.
"Hehe, it's up to you, if you want to marry me, cultivate for another 10,000 years. However, after 10,000 years, your cultivation is still not as good as mine, because you are cultivating, and I am also cultivating!
As she spoke, the naughty shrimp and crab stuck out her tongue, and the shrimp and crab looked confused, and lowered her voice and whispered in Yue Han's ear:
"This girl...... Why does it look so childish and cute?"
"Hey, hey, what's the whispering? I might hear it, and if I say anything bad about me, I'll throw you into the purgatory pool and burn you to ashes!"
You Ruo didn't know why, the attitude towards the shrimp and crab, and the attitude towards Yue Han, was simply a heaven and an underground! The shrimp and crab were suddenly aggrieved, but it was not easy to say anything, so they had to grit their teeth and swallow all the 'grievances'.
"And when are we going to leave this place?"
The shrimp and crab looked around, only to feel that the surroundings were dim and damp, and the wind was gusting, which was even more terrifying than the underworld full of ghosts, which made him tremble all over.
"Three days later, your boss has promised me to stay with me for three days, and then we will escape from the demon world together!"
Speaking of this, Youruo was suddenly full of confidence.
"It's not...... Who's my boss!? And ...... Aren't you the princess of the demon world, the holy maiden! Why do you have to escape when you get out of the demon world...... The world is crazy, why can't I understand your operations......"
The shrimp and crab only felt like crying without tears, as if he was in a coma and missed the new things in the whole world.
"Less nonsense, whatever we say, you can do it!"
If you are like shrimp and crabs, you are not polite at all. Yu Guang caught a glimpse of the food box on the table, so he diligently picked it up and sent it to Yue Han. seemed to be afraid that after Yue Han agreed to her, he would regret it, so he courteously curried favor with Yue Han.
"You've been here for so long, and you've become a mortal in the flesh, you must be hungry, aren't you? If you don't dislike it, you can eat some of my food here to fill your stomach. ”
As he spoke, he opened the food box. Yue Han took a look, and there were some fruits and vegetables inside, but there was no meat.
"You people from the Demon Realm, do you eat these things?"
Yue Han pinched a fruit and asked curiously. I thought something was changed, but when I looked left and right, I didn't see anything wrong. I guess it's a real fruit.
"Of course not...... It's just that I've been ...... the last few days Weight loss comes. Maybe I was so hungry and uncomfortable that I couldn't eat the meat and the like, so I asked the housekeeper to prepare these for me. You can also eat some to fill your stomach, this is the soul fruit produced by my Demon Realm Fruit Tree, it is very sweet, and eating it can increase your cultivation!"
Seeing Youruo's hard selling, Yue Han couldn't refuse, so he pinched one and stuffed it into his mouth. Sure enough, as Youruo said, the strange fragrance filled the mouth, and after eating, the whole body felt warm.
"Something good, give me some to eat!"
Not far away, the shrimp and crab were also anxious, and wanted to get up, but they felt weak, but because his cultivation was too low, he had not fully recovered.
"Your cultivation is only two levels, so naturally you don't have this kind of mouthful! The fruit of our demon realm is not something that can be eaten by just one person, if you are a person with low cultivation like you, you will definitely die of death if you eat it! If you have to taste it because of your gluttony, it's not impossible, it just so happens that I have been hungry for a long time and barely ate your meat, so it can be regarded as repaying me for saving you?"
When Youruo said this, he obviously saw that the faces of the shrimp and crab changed and changed. Hurriedly shook his head violently, and said hesitantly:
"No, no, no...... Then I'm still ...... Don't eat, don't eat. ”
"Hahahaha! You brother...... Maybe it's a little too timid!" Yuruo scoffed.