Chapter 99: Burn Whoever You Want to Burn!
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Liu Bei smoked a small cigarette.
Seeing that Liu Bei didn't hear about it, the five big and three thick security guards were so angry that they slammed the cards on the table, and said with spittle:
"What's your name, new here? I told you to go to the laundry to do your laundry, and you started smoking in our lounge. Are you here to work, or are you here to enjoy being an uncle?"
Liu Bei spat out a smoke ring:
"Cao Dong, Minister of Security, 43 years old, weight 156, height 165! Well, as the Minister of Security, take the lead in playing cards during working hours, are you here to work, or are you here to be an uncle to enjoy?"
Rumble!
Cao Dong was stunned!
I didn't expect this new little security guard to know me so well as if he had checked my water meter.
Also, when I scolded him just now, he didn't suffer at all, but threw me back.
Boom!
Cao Dong was so angry that he slapped the table heavily, and his eyes widened:
"Okay, you new little security guard, you're just here to be a trial little security guard! As a result, you're in charge of what I'm going to do as a minister? Do you really think of you as a character?"
A thin horse-faced deputy minister immediately flattered:
"Well, now the new little security guard is really getting more and more ignorant of the rules. Our minister told you to do the laundry, and you went to wash your clothes, what did you do?"
At this time, a tall and handsome young security guard immediately stood up, took the initiative to take out a box of soft middle schools, and then handed out a cigarette to each of the four people playing cards.
After that, this tall and handsome young man pleaded for Liu Bei:
"Four leaders, don't be angry. The newcomers are always in excess of sharpness. When I used to come here, I often made mistakes. Well, this newcomer is my brother, and I apologize to you for him. ”
Cao Dong pointed to the tall and handsome young man:
"Well, Luo Yichen, you're getting more and more sensible!"
Minister Xie complimented. ”
Luo Yichen said a word, turned around and came to Liu Bei's side, pulled Liu Bei, and kept staring:
"Let's go, brother, I'll take you to the laundry. Isn't it just washing clothes, I'll wash them with you. ”
Soon, Liu Bei and Luo Yichen came to the laundry room.
This Luo Yichen is really not polite, he actually helped Liu Bei wash clothes.
While washing, he said earnestly:
"This brother, I haven't consulted the daimyo yet!"
"Ryubetsu!"
Luo Yichen nodded enthusiastically:
"Oh brother, good name. Let me tell you, when I was a newcomer, I also saw that the leaders were not pleasing to the eye.
Even, when they bullied me, I rolled up my sleeves and beat them.
As a result, a dozen of them couldn't beat me. ”
Speaking of past achievements, Luo Yichen's face still had a feeling of pride that he couldn't hide.
But soon, Luo Yichen sighed again:
"At that time, I was very happy to beat people! Unfortunately, I almost didn't make it to the right person.
I beat them, they cleaned me up every day, and every day I came to work, they were able to give me a few absenteeisms.
Later, I felt that I couldn't afford to lose my job, so I finally learned to be obedient, gave them gifts from time to time, and often invited them to dinner after work, and I was finally hired. ”
Speaking of which, Luo Yichen sent a soft medium to Liu Bei, and he also smoked one, and then continued:
"Brother, the new security guard, all have a three-month probationary period. Now that you're on probation, you can't offend them.
Otherwise, they have a way to clean you up. They've packed you up enough, and when the time comes to give you a failing grade for your probationary period, you'll have to roll up and go home as soon as you're three months old.
It's all for life, and when you should endure it, you have to endure it!"
Liu Bei shook his head with a smile!
It's also a bull's nose, and I want to clean up this president!
Verbally, Liu Bei smiled faintly:
"Oh, your security department, who can't be offended the most?"
Luo Yichen didn't know that Liu Bei was the CEO of Su's Pharmacy, but he just regarded Liu Bei as a new brother.
Therefore, Luo Yichen also knows everything:
"The minister, the deputy minister, and the two captains of the security team, these four people must not be offended.
These four people, in our security department, are known as the 'Big Four'. If you offend them, life will be difficult.
There is also a person named Li Feng, a thief J'er who likes to make small reports.
In order to win the favor of the four giants of the Ministry of Security, Li Feng often betrayed his brothers behind his back.
He is a person, you should stay away from him in the future, don't offend him, and don't make friends with him!"
Liu Bei had a general understanding of the situation of the security department, walked to the water tank, lifted four sets of clothes, and carried them vigorously.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
The water on the four sets of clothes all splashed out.
"Well, it's washed!"
After Liu Bei finished speaking, he threw four sets of clothes twisted into columns on the tile board.
"That's it?"
Luo Yichen walked over, straightened the collars of the four sets of clothes, and shook vigorously, the four sets of clothes had been separated!
Luo Yichen looked at it again and was stunned.
Four sets of clothes, except for the collar is still intact, all the places under the collar have become strips of rags!
How is that possible?
The good clothes were carried by this buddy, and they all became vertical strips of rags.
"Brother, your hand is too powerful! Tsk, you can't be born with divine power, it's amazing!" Luo Yichen looked at Liu Bei's hand and said in horror.
At this time, a figure had already arrived in the laundry room.
This person is Li Feng, who Luo Yichen said he loved to betray his brother the most.
Li Feng looked at the four sets of clothes in Luo Yichen's hands, and immediately babbled:
"Okay, you two washed the leader's clothes, and actually washed the leader's clothes into strips of rags! Hmph, see if I don't tell you. ”
After Li Feng finished speaking, he snatched two sets of rags and strips of clothes before trotting away.
Li Feng left, but Luo Yichen looked bitter:
"Ouch, brother, it's all over now. Why did Li Feng, the dog thief, appear at this time? Why didn't they have a chance to cover up the 'facts of the crime'. ”
Liu Bei shook his head with a smile:
"Luo Yichen, what are you afraid of? Today, I'll go and open the five of them!"
Watching Liu Bei leave, Luo Yichen was stunned.
I thought to myself: Is this guy drunk? He actually said that he was going to fire the five of them? You're a new little security guard, and you can still fire them?
"Brother, don't be impulsive! Why do you work in the security department, six or seven thousand a month, and the salary is already enough. If you are impulsive and lose your job, where will you find such a good job in the future?"
Luo Yichen was chasing Liu Bei while persuading him with good words.
Back in the lounge.
Cao Dong pointed to two sets of rag strips, his eyes were wide with anger, and his mouth was spitting:
"You new little security guard, what a bull's nose, you actually washed our tie clothes into strips of rags. Hmph, I declare, you can fuck off, there's no need to continue the trial. ”
Many of the little security guards present looked at Liu Bei with pity.
And Liu Bei clasped his hands and smiled coldly:
"You security minister of the security district, you really use chicken feathers as an arrow! I announce, the two ministers of the security department, the two captains, and the thief Li Feng, who likes to betray his brother, all five of you have been fired by me!"
Rumble!
The crowd was stunned!
Is this a new security guard who can say?
(End of chapter)