Chapter 529 Second Senior Brother of Profound Buddhism It's a pity that Lao Sun doesn't accept apprentices
Shi Yue's eyes flashed slightly, still silent, it was obvious that the three of them were already paving the way for apprenticeship, but Lao Sun just didn't get it!
Shi Yue simply sat down in front of Tang Seng, and let this master be a shield, "Master, drink water, and watch Bajie and Senior Brother Sha play tricks." ”
And Zhu Bajie has obviously never tasted the taste of being held up and pretending to be forced like this, but even when he was Marshal Tianpeng, he has never been praised like this, so seeing that the three of them bowed down to see the trickster, he jumped directly in a hurry, and his two feet stepped on the five-colored auspicious clouds, rising in mid-air.
At the same time, its body suddenly became larger, and then the nine-tooth nail rake danced a rake, and danced a rake, left and right, and there was no movement at first, but soon the whole sky was surging with wind and thunder, as if a giant demon was born, but seeing the shadow of the rake in the sky, it was also terrifying.
The sand monk below saw that the second senior brother was showing his might in front of mortals like this, and finally couldn't help it, and shouted: "Second senior brother, also wait for the old sand algae to perform!"
At the same time as the voice fell, it was also a jump of both feet, a wand, and also rose in the air, for a while I saw the sharp air in the sky, the golden light was ethereal, and the demon scepter was fierce Danfeng Chaoyang, and I saw the hungry tiger pounce on the food, and it was slow to meet the slow block, and it was also a shadow of a staff in the sky in an instant.
Suddenly, Zhu Bajie is little eyeball rolled, stepped out, appeared directly in front of Sha Seng and flew out with a fierce kick.
"Oh!"
In an instant, the sand monk screamed in a rough voice, and his body fell straight to the ground.
But listening to the loud "bang", the whole body couldn't help but sink into the ground, and then his eyes burst out, his legs were clamped, his hands were tightly covered in his crotch, and his whole body trembled and hissed and inhaled.
Tang Seng hurriedly covered his face with his sleeves and sighed deeply: "Alas! Wukong, this ......"
Even Shi Yue couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, it can be said that the second senior brother's strange move is completely unguardable, maybe when he can give people a kick! But Shi Yue can't help but look forward to how many people such a scourge can kick and break after the end of the Journey to the West.
And Li Jing and the two people in the space of measuring the heavenly stick couldn't help but look strange, they didn't expect that Zhu Bajie would suddenly give Sha Seng such a kick, and it was only at this time that they found out that the immortals, Buddhas, and immortals were no different from human beings, and they would also be abolished in the past.
Fortunately, it was only a moment, Sha Seng recovered, rushed out of the ground, a pair of big eyes also seemed to be on fire, and glared at the second senior brother fiercely, but who told you to cultivate poorly! Bi Ma Wen kicked my old pig honest, and my old pig had to find Senior Brother Sha for revenge.
I have to say that it is a very illogical theory!
And the three little princes glanced at each other after seeing how powerful they were, and they had already retreated, but Shi Yue knew that the three of them were not really leaving, but seeing that they did not play cards according to the routine, they went back to move the "rescuers", and were ready to directly let King Yuhua put pressure on Tang Seng, so that he could also accept an apprentice.
Then sure enough, after a while, King Yuhua came with the three little princes, and as soon as they met, they solemnly bowed down, and Tang Seng was so panicked that he had to hurry up and return the salute.
Zhu Bajie's little eyes rolled hey, hey, hey.
The sand monk's eyes are wide open, Amitabha!
Shi Yue just flashed to the side, watching quietly.
Then sure enough, King Yuhua got up and said directly: "Master Tang, there is only one thing to serve, I don't know if the three senior disciples may be allowed?"
Tang Seng would never have thought that it was a pit, so he subconsciously started his hand and said: "But with Chitose's orders, the apprentice does not dare to disobey." ”
When King Yuhua heard this, he was immediately overjoyed and said: "When the lone seer saw the ranks, he only thought that the Tang Dynasty had come from afar to be a foot monk, but in fact, he was mortal with the naked eye, and it was often profane. Seeing the pig master and the sand master dancing in the air, he knew that he was an immortal or a Buddha, and he thought that it was not bad if he was a grandson. ”
"Lonely three dogs, good martial arts all their lives, now I would like to be pious, I want to worship as a disciple and learn some martial arts. Teacher Wanwang opens the heart of heaven and earth, transports the boat, and passes on the children, and will thank him with the capital of the city. ”
In an instant, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but exclaim, "Apprenticeship?" This kind of thing has never been encountered, and someone wants to worship my old pig as a teacher, so he opened his mouth and said: "Your Highness, it's really good, I'm waiting for the monks, and I wish I could pass on a few more apprentices, but it's just ......."
Suddenly, Zhu Bajie's small eyes rolled, and he said: "It's just that if you enter my Shamen in the future, there are quite a lot of rules, the poor monk is called Wu Neng, and Guanyin Bodhisattva gives the name Eight Precepts, and in the future, you must have eight precepts, abstain from alcohol, abstain from meat, abstain from sex, abstain from emptiness, abstain from fish, abstain from muddy, abstain from water, and can no longer eat people." ”
"In short, those who can quit have to quit, and the master has also said, what is the monk's fate, and all the laws of the sex are empty, in short, there is no family affection in the future, I can only think of the master alone, of course, I have to shave my head, and I have to wear the same clothes as the master, I don't know if His Royal Highness can do it?"
In an instant, Shi Yue's eyes couldn't help flashing, and he looked at Zhu Bajie quietly, as if he had opened his mind, and said a bunch of big truths, although it was messy, it wasn't even his original intention, it was just deliberately making trouble, and he wanted to show his profound Buddhism, but these words really directly choked King Yuhua.
And the three little highnesses were even more dumbfounded, it's okay to quit drinking, meat, and sex, but of course you can't do it at all, if you want to quit sex, won't King Yuhua have to die?
There is also the most classic sentence, you can't eat people anymore!
But suddenly even Tang Seng couldn't help but cover his face with his sleeves, but although the words in the back sounded rude and unreasonable, but at the same time, it also seemed to pierce a place in Tang Seng's heart, and he couldn't help but feel a shock in his heart, and he couldn't have family affection anymore!
As a result, King Yuhua was stunned in an instant.
The three little princes were even more dumbfounded.
The sand monk is still Amitabha.
Of course, Shi Yue didn't interject.
On the contrary, Tang Seng was the first to come to his senses, and hurriedly whispered: "Wukong, don't let Bajie talk nonsense." ”
Shi Yue's eyes flashed, and he said: "First of all, the old grandson does not accept apprentices, and secondly, the junior brother Bajie is also extremely reasonable, if you want to apprentice, you must purify your body, anyway, in the future, you must quit sex, it is better to cut it directly." Of course, you have to shave your head, and you have to wear the same clothes as your master, I wonder if the three little highnesses can do it?"
Suddenly, even Zhu Bajie couldn't help but be stunned, his little eyes jumped up and down twice, obviously saying: Bi Ma Wen is really smarter than my old pig, no, no, Bi Ma Wen does not accept apprentices, there must be no good thing, and my old pig can't accept it.
So the little eyes rolled, and Zhu Bajie hurriedly continued: "Brother Monkey is right, what he said is reasonable, if you want to apprentice to the teacher, you must first purify your body, and you will not be able to regret the crime in the future, so you will cut the matter first, what does Senior Brother Sha think?"
At this time, the sand monks are naturally all on par with "Sun Wukong", and the senior brother does not accept apprentices, so my old sand will definitely not accept either.
Sha Seng clasped his palms and pretended to be honest: "Senior brother and second senior brother are reasonable, if you want to apprentice, you must cut it off first, this first level!"
Directly, the father and son couldn't say a word, and then for a long time, King Yuhua said: "Since there is no chance to enter the disciples, can the three disciples lend the gods to the dogs to take a look, and they can imitate it, so as to always remember the three masters and Master Tang, and hope for permission." ”
As he spoke, the father and son bowed down together.
Seeing this, Tang Seng had to hurriedly urge: "Wukong, look." ”
Shi Yue's eyes flashed, since it was difficult to see clearly, he simply made the water more muddy! Then he directly pulled out a monkey hair, and a mouthful of fairy qi blew out, and suddenly the golden hoop stick appeared in his hand......
(End of chapter)