Chapter 999: Humor Yourself

Chapter 999: Humor yourself

Lin Moyan's image was really not instructed by Jiang Xia.

Jiang Xia was telling the truth, he really told the makeup team to make Lin Moyan's makeup a little ugly.

He ran away, also because he was afraid that Lin Moyan would settle accounts with him after seeing his ugly makeup.

Jiang Xia really didn't expect that the makeup team would put on a funny makeup for Lin Moyan.

"Mr. Lin, our makeup is not like this. Jiang Xia said.

Lin Moyan's face was very ugly and said, "You have to give me an explanation, if this is not what you instructed, who will turn me into this? Who dares to turn me into this?"

"I know what's going on, I know. Jiang Xia said with a smile.

"What's going on?" asked Lin Moyan.

Jiang Xia called over and said, "Go and get that portrait." ”

"Which one is Director Jiang?" asked the drama manager.

"Sister Pomegranate. Jiang Xia said.

"Oh. ”

The drama manager ran away, and it didn't take long for Jiang Xia to bring a portrait.

Jiang Xia picked it up and looked at it, nodded and said, "Yes, just this one, Mr. Lin, I guess the makeup team gave you makeup according to this portrait." ”

"What portrait?" Lin Moyan took and took a look.

The portrait is of a ...... with big and large eyes, jagged teeth, and a strange expression on his face Person?

Lin Moyan barely recognized it as a person.

"Who is this?" asked Lin Moyan.

"You. Jiang Xia said.

"What?" Lin Moyan asked blankly.

Jiang Xia confirmed again: "You." ”

"Me?" Lin Moyan glanced at the portrait again, then thought about his current image, and was about to be angry again.

Jiang Xia hurriedly said: "Calm down, calm down, this is not your image, this is a comic image, but it is not yours." The relationship between characters in Washington, you also know, Wu Zhuangyuan has a crush on you, this portrait is painted by Wu Zhuangyuan, specially used to be funny. It is estimated that the makeup team will follow this, which is definitely not good. ”

"Can you explain this painting to me?" Lin Moyan said.

"Oh, this, I'll go back and show you the full script, the script you got is not complete. Jiang Xia said, "After reading it, you will understand." ”

"Really?" Lin Moyan looked at Jiang Xia suspiciously.

Jiang Xia said: "Really, absolutely true. Go, go, go, go to the makeup group, get your makeup back up, is this a joke now. ”

That portrait is a portrait of Sister Pomegranate drawn by Jiang Xia.

In the movie, Tang Bohu secretly painted a portrait of Qiu Xiang, but was mistaken by Wu Zhuangyuan for painting Sister Pomegranate, and then Wu Zhuangyuan took out a picture of Sister Pomegranate he painted, which is the one they see in Jiangxia now.

This portrait was painted by Jiang Xia asked the students of the Academy of Fine Arts to paint it, and he described it and asked people to paint it. Jiang Xia's own painting skills are a little unskilled, and he can't paint at all.

In the original version, this painting was drawn by Hong Kong cartoonist Kam Xiaowen.

Jiang Xia didn't know much about Gan Xiaowen, and only knew that he was a cartoonist, and it seemed that he had a series of works in a similar style to the pomegranate portrait.

Now Jiang Xia can't find Gan Xiaowen, and he can't draw it himself, so he can only find a professional to paint for him.

In addition to this portrait, there is also a portrait of Yang Ruoman, all of which were drawn by someone and will be used.

pulled Lin Moyan and put on makeup for her again, although it is still a ruined image, but it is not as funny as before.

On the other side, after Yang Ruoman changed into an ancient costume, he walked out of the dressing room, which really amazed many people.

Even if she is over forty years old, as long as Yang Ruoman is willing to clean up herself, she is still the number one beauty in the entertainment industry.

The three beauties who played with her were not bad in appearance, but they were still so bad compared to Yang Ruoman, and the difference between the four of them could be seen when they went to that station.

Jiang Xia was very satisfied with this comparison.

met with each other, adjusted the image slightly, and started filming in a hurry.

This year, Jiang Xia decided not to stop work during the New Year, and also communicated with the actors and crew, and during the New Year, he also caught up with the progress here.

If you want to catch up with the summer release, you must seriously catch up with the schedule.

There are a lot of martial arts scenes in the back, and it is quite difficult to film, a scene may take a week, or even longer, and when the time comes, you must speed up as much as possible now.

Therefore, on the second night, Jiang Xia added a night scene and began to shoot a night scene.

"The first scene is my play?" Lin Moyan said in surprise.

"Yes, tonight is your time to play. Jiang Xia said.

Jiang Xia is going to shoot the scene where the peerless Sister Pomegranate appeared tonight.

The previous situation was that Tang Bohu was caught by Wu Zhuangyuan to paint an image during the day, and then he was beaten, and at night he was ready to find Qiu Xiang to confess, who knew that as soon as he entered the courtyard, he was stopped by Sister Pomegranate.

Then he punched Tang Bohu twice.

After an undisciplined conversation, he was stepped on and fainted.

Lin Moyan was speechless for a while, Jiang Xia's request was too difficult.

"Director Jiang, do you want to take a break?" asked Jiang Xia as the assistant director.

Jiang Xia thought for a moment and nodded.

One shot was taken fourteen times, and it still hasn't passed, not to mention Lin Moyan, even Jiang Xia himself feels that his brain is a little spinning, and he really should take a break.

As soon as Lin Moyan heard that she could rest, she immediately sat on the ground, she was indeed tired.

The assistant handed her water, and also sent some fruit by the way to let Lin Moyan recover.

"Director Jiang, should we relax our requirements?" the assistant director said, "I've seen a few shots quite well, do I have to burst into laughter in the audience?"

"So, if she laughs, doesn't it mean that our comedy is successful?" Jiang Xia said.

The assistant director opened his mouth and didn't speak.

Lin Moyan rested for more than ten minutes, and took the initiative to shout: "Come on, come on, Director Jiang, keep coming, I don't believe I can't shoot this one!"

"Okay, come!" Jiang Xia said.

Continue to shoot, one night, from eight o'clock to two o'clock in the morning, finally filmed this one, just one shot, but the effect is full, and the comedy effect is definitely enough.

The next night, from this basis, the four "Jiangnan **" of "East and West and South and North Color" were added.

"Director Jiang, are your four names sarcastic about yourself?" Lin Moyan complained.

Jiang Xia said: "What do you mean by being sarcastic about myself? This is called humor, you know? Humor, I'm humoring myself, can't I? Not only here, when you didn't come before, there was also a humorous joke, you will know it when you look back." ”

"What kind of humorous joke?" Lin Moyan asked curiously.

Jiang Xia said: "It's in the script, find it yourself." ”

Lin Moyan began to flip through the script, and sure enough, he found the humor that Jiang Xia said, and then laughed: "Xiao Li****** flying knife, you can figure it out, hahaha." ”

Jiang Xia shrugged.

(End of chapter)