664 Don't be afraid of big things when you look at the excitement
Xiaobai is really angry, it plans to ignore Zhang Dawei, it must show its own attitude; although it is still the same as for others, but only for Zhang Dawei, Xiaobai must be clear about his attitude, it needs to be more aggressive.
For Xiaobai's thoughts, Zhang Dawei naturally couldn't be clearer. Although he felt a little crying and laughing, Zhang Dawei didn't care, because he knew that this matter was not particularly difficult to solve.
Speaking of which, Xiaobai's frequency of anger is a bit high, and Xiaobai likes to make trouble with him, in this case, if Zhang Dawei doesn't exercise some skills, it will be the strangest thing. If you can't deal with Xiaobai, it will be Zhang Dawei's serious dereliction of duty.
Melissa shook her head slightly, motioning for Xiaobai to lie on the sofa, she knew that Xiaobai was childish, and she knew that Xiaobai was showing a sense of presence in this way. So just let Zhang Dawei and Xiaobai make trouble, this is also one of the ways Zhang Dawei and Xiaobai get along, there is nothing to worry about.
Zhang Dawei swayed and took some chocolate, although this is the stupidest and stupidest method, but this method is sometimes the most effective and direct. As long as the problem can be solved, in Zhang Dawei's opinion, it is naturally a good way.
Zhang Dawei sat on the sofa with his ass, and Xiaobai was originally arrogant and occupied the sofa, but when Zhang Dawei came over, he immediately ran to the armrest of the sofa and lay on his stomach. This is to draw a clear line, this is to stay away from Zhang Dawei, Xiaobai doesn't plan to get too close to Zhang Dawei now, it doesn't want to talk to Zhang Dawei.
This is nothing, it is also a familiar scene for Zhang Dawei; when Xiaobai is angry, it is basically the performance of some children. Specifically, it naturally includes such a performance of staying away from him, which is really normal, and many children are also like this when they have awkward arguments with their parents.
Tearing open the chocolate wrapper, Zhang Dawei deliberately sniffed the chocolate vigorously, and then threw it into his mouth. Although it's not good to chirp, it's just that at such a moment, you have to be more expressive.
"Enoch, what kind of chocolate is this?" Seeing his fat son rolling around on the floor, Zhang Dawei deliberately asked, "This chocolate tastes good, I don't seem to have eaten much before." ”
Enoch got up from the floor and happily shook his short legs and ran towards Zhang Dawei. Looking at the wrapping paper carefully, although the little guy doesn't know the words, it doesn't mean that he doesn't know some chocolate brands, and it doesn't mean that the little guy has no cognitive ability at all.
"Daddy, this is Guildley. Enoch looked at it, and then said dissatisfiedly, "Why do you want to eat cocoa dark chocolate, this is Xiaobai's favorite flavor, what should you do if you finish eating Xiaobai's chocolate?"
Zhang Dawei pretended not to understand, and said with some 'chagrin', "It turned out to be Gildeley, I thought it was Lindt, so I took a handful of chocolates." ”
"That's not right, I like to eat milk chocolate, Xiaobai likes dark chocolate!" Enoch lay on Zhang Dawei's lap, and the little guy was seriously teaching his father, "Dad, my sister likes all kinds of chocolate, I like delicious chocolate, but I like vanilla chocolate the most." ”
Of course, Zhang Dawei knows this, but sometimes he needs to be 'rare and confused'. For example, at a moment like this, Zhang Dawei naturally needs to pretend to be a rare fool, and he wants to show that he doesn't understand what kind of chocolate flavors children like.
As for Xiaobai's love of cocoa and caffeine, Zhang Dawei has long been not surprised. Other people's dogs can't eat these, and that's because other dogs are normal. Xiaobai is the most special one, so it can eat anything, not to mention chocolate, even if it eats arsenic, it is estimated that it can be alive.
Zhang Dawei deliberately tore open the wrapper of a chocolate again and continued to chirp in the annoying bar.
"Dad, can you give me a chocolate too?" Enoch lay on Zhang Dawei's lap, and the little guy looked at Zhang Dawei with a blank eye, swallowing his saliva, "I'll eat a chocolate." ”
Zhang Dawei was amused, looked at Enoch and said, "Open your mouth, and I'll see if your teeth have been eaten by small worms!"
Enoch was immediately happy, and the little one, with his mouth wide open, was very proud. Because Enoch's tooth was not eaten by the worm, but his sister had already lost a tooth. Enoch believed that he was eaten by worms, as his sister also ate a lot of fruit and snacks every day.
"Dad, my sister can't eat chocolate, right?" Happy little Enoch leaned on Zhang Dawei's arms, and the little guy said happily, "I brush my teeth every day, so my little tooth worms don't like to eat." ”
This is also Enoch, this little guy is also the ability to 'speak ill of people behind his back'. Because if the baby was at home, little Enoch would definitely not dare to say such a thing as his sister losing her teeth. But the baby went to school, and Enoch was naturally very enthusiastic about the topic.
Zhang Dawei was not surprised at all, he knew that this was Enoch's character and performance. Of course, Zhang Dawei also felt that he had to make it clear to Enoch, and little Enoch was ignorant, but Zhang Dawei felt that he needed to explain some reasons clearly to the little guy.
"Enoch, it's not like your sister's teeth have been eaten by worms. She's changing her teeth now, she's grown up, so she's going to change her teeth. Zhang Dawei hugged Enoch and said very carefully, "Your current teeth are small milk teeth, and in a few years, your milk teeth will also fall out." ”
Enoch was stubborn, and the little one continued, "It was eaten by worms, my sister said!"
The baby naturally knew that she was changing her teeth, and happily threw the fallen teeth on the roof, because Melissa taught her, and the baby wanted to grow beautiful new teeth as soon as possible.
Although she knew this, the little girl was deliberately deceiving Enoch, perhaps because the baby felt that Enoch would eat a lot of snacks every day, so she 'set an example' and used the "power of example" to warn Enoch not to eat a lot of snacks.
It still seems to have a very good effect, and the most obvious proof of this is that Enoch thought that his sister really had her teeth eaten by insects. So with a new understanding, Enoch became a little nervous about this matter, and the number of snacks he ate dropped a little.
And I was a lot more serious when I brushed my teeth every day, although I would brush my teeth every day, but Enoch's brushing was a little perfunctory in the past, and it was more supervised by Zhang Dawei or Melissa. And now, there is no need for Zhang Dawei and Melissa to remind him that Enoch will take the initiative to brush his teeth, he doesn't want his teeth to be eaten by insects.
Zhang Dawei was holding Enoch, and the father and son were eating chocolate and discussing some things about teeth, such as dental hygiene, the age of tooth replacement, and so on.
Zhang Dawei seems to have forgotten some things, such as that he didn't want to chat with his fat son this time, and that he was actually more concerned about mending some 'rifts' between him and Xiaobai. just forgot the point of the matter, and Zhang Dawei felt that the fat son, the little guy, didn't understand the situation at all.
Xiaobai's heart is naturally more unbalanced, because it feels that the villain Zhang Dawei is deliberately greedy for it, and it also feels that Zhang Dawei is deliberately snubbing it, so this makes Xiaobai, who was already unhappy, even more unhappy, it feels that ignoring Zhang Dawei is the right decision, and will continue to ignore the big villain Zhang Dawei!
Seeing Xiao Bai jumping off the sofa and watching Xiao Bai leave with a high-spirited look, Zhang Dawei reacted at this moment, he completely offended Xiao Bai at this time, and he knew that the cautious Xiao Bai would definitely take this matter to heart.
With a wail, Zhang Dawei picked up Enoch and gently slapped the little guy's ass twice, "Enoch, you have hurt me!"
The ignorant Enoch twisted his body and touched his ass in dissatisfaction, and shouted unhappily, "Dad, you are a big villain! Why are you spanking my little ass, I am not naughty!"
Watching the little angry Enoch running away, thinking of the little guy's angry appearance, and the little guy screaming to his mother to complain, Zhang Dawei only smiled bitterly, because he seemed to have offended the fat son, and the little guy now holds a grudge, and the little guy grabbed the handle.
"Mommy, Daddy spanked my little ass!" Enoch shouted anxiously, and the little guy was now very angry and very dissatisfied, "Mommy, I didn't make a mistake, I didn't be naughty, but Daddy still has to spank my little ass." ”
Melissa, who was busy experimenting with new dishes in the kitchen, looked up and saw her fat son running like he was in a hurry. She felt that this matter was provoked by Zhang Dawei, and naturally Zhang Dawei needed to solve it for herself, but she had to pay attention to the form of expression, because Melissa claimed to be a perfect mother.
"Enoch, you didn't slap your little ass even if you were naughty?" Melissa said with a frown, in a somewhat exaggerated tone, "it's not right for him to do this, he shouldn't spank your little ass." ”
Enoch hugged Melissa's thigh, and the little guy said aggrievedly, "yes, I'm not naughty, but he still has to spank my little ass." Mommy, Daddy was wrong to do this. ”
Melissa nodded, then came up with an idea, "Then you go talk to him now and ask him why he spanked your little ass." If he recognizes the mistake, you need to ask him to apologize to you. ”
"Mommy, not to apologize to me, but to my little ass!" Enoch was serious and said innocent things that didn't mean words, "Daddy spanked my little ass, so he has to apologize to my little ass!"
Endured, Melissa felt that she had to let her fat son leave quickly, otherwise she couldn't hold it back, "Okay, you go and ask him to apologize to your little ass." If he doesn't recognize his mistake or doesn't apologize, wait until your sister comes back and we'll criticize him together!"
Zhang Dawei was sitting on the sofa, in the living room, and the kitchen was also open at home, so this meant that Zhang Dawei heard the conversation between Melissa and Enoch.
This is really unbearable, because Enoch, the little guy, is innocent, and this little guy doesn't know too much truth at all, so he will be childish. It's just that Melissa is holding back the bad, she deliberately wants to see Zhang Dawei's jokes, so she will deliberately make a move to Enoch and have a bad idea.
As soon as Zhang Dawei turned around, he saw Melissa smiling evilly, and it was obvious that Melissa also saw him, and raised her eyebrows proudly, obviously hoping to see some jokes from Zhang Dawei.
Little Enoch came violently and got support from his mother, and Enoch naturally showed more confidence and confidence at this time. For Enoch, he must now make his father apologize, and he must make his father apologize to Enoch's innocent little ass.
Enoch, who was angry, stood in front of Zhang Dawei with open hands and asked, "Dad, why are you spanking my little ass?"
Zhang Dawei felt that he had to explain, and he had to explain it clearly to Enoch, "Enoch, I'm not trying to spank your little ass. I like you, I love you, I just gently patted your little ass. Like I like to pinch your little face, that's a way to show intimacy. ”
With such an explanation, Zhang Dawei felt that he could give himself a full score. He was also very confident, he thought that little Enoch would definitely agree with such a statement, and the little guy would definitely understand that it was just a misunderstanding, in fact, it was not that serious at all, and it was just a small deviation in Enoch's understanding.
Zhang Dawei thought so, he thought he was about to get out of trouble. But Zhang Dawei obviously didn't expect that someone wanted to deliberately pit him, and someone obviously wanted to see his jokes.
Experimenting with new dishes can be continued at any time, but the jokes are not always available. Melissa was obviously more than happy to see some jokes, and she also felt that it would be a big pity if Enoch was fooled like this, so Zhang Dawei must not be allowed to get out so easily.
"Enoch, there are many ways to express intimacy, but there is absolutely no such way as spanking your little ass. Melissa reminded Enoch loudly that watching the excitement is not afraid of big things, "You have to think carefully about why he spanked your little ass." ”
Enoch tilted his head, thought about it carefully, and said, "Xiaobai ran away, and the baby hit my little ass!"
"Then I understand, he must be angry because Xiaobai ignored him. Melissa immediately 'reacted' and reminded Enoch to say, "Enoch, he is in conflict with Xiaobai now, and he shouldn't let you fall victim to the conflict." ”
Enoch's little face flushed with anger, and he now found the reason why his father spanked his little ass. So Enoch had to be angry, and he had to get his father to apologize, because it wasn't right.
Zhang Dawei glanced back at the gloating Melissa, and he felt that Melissa was really cheating on him, absolutely on purpose!
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