Crackling, in the boiling boiler, the sound of firewood, at this moment, is so clear, more pleasant than the Spring Festival Gala on TV. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Uncle, aunt, I'm sorry... I'm late~"

Anti-inflammatory, completely stupid -

He even, his body was stiff to the extreme, even how Li Yayi came to sit down next to him, how surprised and panicked his parents were to serve tea and pour water, he felt that his memory had become unreal...

'Could it be that all this is just a dream...'

'A big star who is popular all over Asia, she finally escaped, how could she come to my house?'

'Especially, today is the New Year...'

The anti-inflammatory gaze didn't even dare to look directly at Li Yayi, but he looked directly at his crotch, and his [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick] could still be controlled by the telescopic as he wished, even if it became a spring, bounce...

This is the New Year's gift given to him by the system.

Suddenly, the anti-inflammatory is a little missing the system... Recently, the system has been gone, and he feels as if he has become a useless sling again.

…

In this year's Spring Festival Gala, the anti-inflammatory did not look very good.

It's just like this, but his heart is accelerating all the way, even if the blood supply to the whole body exceeds the standard, he still feels dizzy and dizzy like oxygen loss...

When it was time to go to bed at night, the excited parents had already gone down, and they mustered up the courage to come to Li Yayi's room.

Perhaps, at this moment, Li Elegance is really Li Elegance...

She is beautiful and generous, beautiful sinking fish and geese, closed moon and shy flowers, her conditions are so good that few men in the country can match her... At this time, even if she sits slimly, she still feels the pressure around her.

"Why are you here?"

"I'm here, aren't you happy?"

"I'm happy, it's just..."

"I'm going to sleep, can Mr. Inflammation go out for a while?"

Mr. Xiaoyan wanted to say, I'll sleep with you~

Originally, he was the best at such flirtatious and shameless words, but this time, he was stuck in his throat and couldn't make a sound.

It's just, because I really like it...

That's why I'm so careful and accommodating to her-

There are still a lot of things I want to ask, but at this moment, she Li is elegant and beautiful, and her smile is noble and elegant, but she also has an attitude of rejecting people from a thousand...

It's normal, and it's hurtful...

"Good night, then. ”

Li Yayi came too suddenly today, he thought, sleep and come back tomorrow to talk.

…

It's rare, I don't know if Li Yayi is back, and he hasn't slept well for several nights.

I slept very well tonight, no matter what Li Yayi's attitude was, as long as she came back, by his side... He could sleep as sweet as a dead pig.

Until, in the morning, his mother woke him up...

"What time is it? The sun is all on your buttocks, and you are still sleeping??"

When my mother saw her son hum~, turned over and continued to sleep, she yelled angrily. "Anti-inflammatory, your daughter-in-law has run away~ Are you still sleeping??"

Groove –

"The daughter-in-law ran away—"

The surprise of reducing inflammation is not small, and a carp rolled directly and sat up, looking at his mother with a confused face.

"Mom, what are you talking about?"

…

Coming to Li Yayi's room, in addition to retaining her fragrant residual smell, there is also the lonely computer that reduces inflammation.

The anti-inflammatory heart hurts, as if I have fallen out of love.

Of course, he has never been in love, and he doesn't know if this is a feeling of falling out of love...

Next to it, my mother also asked the anti-inflammatory to get the [daughter-in-law] back!

Inflammation shook his head, what was lost, how to find it??

However!

At this time, his mobile phone rang suddenly, and when he opened it, it turned out to be a text message from Li Yayi.

It turned out to be a blessing for the New Year's message on the first day of the New Year, looking at the concise language, I don't know where to copy and paste it from. However, at the end, there was a sentence.

(I start the year with a lot of work to do...) I was in a hurry to leave in the morning, and when I saw that you were sleeping soundly, I didn't call you. ）

I want to cry when I am moved by inflammation...

He read this text message for a long time-

Then, sitting in this room, holding his mobile phone, he used his talent for writing Xiao Huangwen for more than ten years, carefully wrote about 200 words of original New Year's greetings, and sent them over.

…

Time passes quickly.

It doesn't matter if you're alone, or several.

I don't know what the relationship between myself and Li Yayi is.

But!

He was looking forward to seeing her next time, and he would try to get her heart, if, in the end, it still didn't work... Anti-inflammatory will also get directly to her body...

In short, don't have a crush, go rape. Life doesn't have that much time for you to play your inner drama. If you love her, you will her, and if you like it, you will rape her. What's the use of confessing, it will still be rejected. If you can't catch it, you will be drugged, and you will post nude photos when you turn your face. It's a big deal to squat in prison, you don't even dare to squat in prison and say you love her.

Ahem~

Of course, this is just a joke ...

Anti-inflammatory wouldn't really do that, but, at least, it showed that he wouldn't give up so easily.

Think the other way around...

If it is too easy for you to get it, will you still cherish it?

Anti-inflammatory opened the happy New Year text message sent by Xu Tingting and Fang Yuanyuan, even if he is shameless, he will change himself to cherish it, and he also created more than 100 words and sent it to the two sisters.

Then, the agent Li Ke created more than 50 words.

As for the erotic female anchor Bai Suzhen and the dead fat man Wang owed, they went directly to the Internet to copy and paste...

College classmates, relatives and friends are the same, maybe it's because of the mobile phone number that I changed, and there aren't many people who send it...

In addition, now, the anti-inflammatory mood is not very beautiful, and he is too lazy to look for them one by one...

…

In the evening, in the evening.

The system bacteria are finally online——

[The host is so wow~]

Xiaoyan was overjoyed, but said, "It's not good..."

[Hahaha, the host misses doing the crossing transformation task~]

"Hehe, no!"

Anti-inflammatory sigh. "My daughter-in-law ran away..."

After listening to the complaint of anti-inflammatory, the system bacteria smiled instead.

[The host does not need to be mindful, and it is inferred according to the psychology of normal people. Li Yayi came back on the night of the New Year, and after leaving the next day, he also sent you a text message... This shows that you still have some place in her mind. 】

[The host is already doing very well, and Li Yayi is very special in itself...]

Xiao Yan didn't think much about it, he thought that what the system said was special, just Li Yayi's identity. Dad's richest man, Mom's mayor, and she is also the most beautiful female star in Asia-

"By the way, system, last time, I completed the main quest and hidden quest rewards of "Dry Sister Buried", and you haven't counted it yet?"

"At that time, I was busy talking about my relationship with Li Yayi, so I didn't urge..."

[Okay, I get it~ host. 】

After counting the bacteria for a while, he said:

[Congratulations to the host and receive a cash reward of 13,000 yuan.] 】

[Congratulations to the host, get 1 [Transformation Card (Buried in the Ground)].] 】

[Congratulations to the host, get 1 [Summoning Card (Tsuchima Taiping)].] 】

[Congratulations to the host and get 1 [Costume Change Card].] 】

[Congratulations to the host, get a special item reward [Walk-in Item Card] 6th class card (10 cubic meters) 1.] 】

[Congratulations to the host, get a special reward [White Female Rabbit Card] 1, note, the host has successfully accumulated 11 cards, and the 10 cards that have been obtained are [White Brother Card] [White Brother Card] [White Twilight Looking Back with an Old Dog Waiting Card] [White Animal Card] [White King Card] [White Growth Card] [White Gambling Saint Card] [White Death Card] [White Eternal Card] [White Wisdom Card]. 】

[Congratulations to the host, 1 special medal [Green Onion ** Flower Medal], note, the host has obtained a total of 11 special medals for no discipline, and the 10 that have been obtained are [Old Dog Medal] [Medal for Achieving Ends by Any Means] [Balloon Blow-up Medal] [Handjob Medal] [Eternal Lily Medal] [Slut Medal] [Rotten Girl's Seduction Medal] [First Blood Medal] [Medal of Rape] [Pregnancy Medal]. 】

[Congratulations to the host, get a special reward [One Drop Attribute.Skill Points].] 】

[Congratulations to the host, 150 experience points have been obtained, and it has been automatically added: Level: Apprentice Gentleman (506/1000)]

After listening to the anti-inflammatory, I felt a little better.

Buying a house, he almost spent his money, and now he has to start saving again.

The plan is to save enough 1 million first, and then invest in doing something business...

Although, in terms of crossing, just ask, the whole planet is unbeatable... However, this is a secret that cannot be told. Therefore, in the real society, Xiaoyan also hopes that his social status can be higher, so that if he really becomes Li Yayi's boyfriend in the future, he will not be poked in the back by others, saying that he is a man who eats soft rice.

Anti-inflammatory also knows that 1 million is not a lot, and 10 million is about the same for business.

But!

People have to take their time, they can't eat the aircraft carrier in one breath!!

There is a system of anti-inflammatory, and he is not afraid to take his time...

He was afraid that if he accidentally broke the rules, the punishment of the system was too terrifying~

Open the Personal Page.

[User name: anti-inflammatory]

[Gender: Male (sometimes female)]

[Height: 1.74 meters]

[Rank: Apprentice Gentleman (506/1000)]

[Special hobbies: European pie, fat ci, black stockings, long legs, transformation, shameless, perverted, gambling, licking a tian, touching, livestock, beasts, obscene, sister fetish, sister fetish (latest addition: mother love rabbit fetish, green onion ** flower... ）】

[Attribute: (Upgradeable)]

[Skill: (Level not reached)]

In order to grow in a balanced way, Xiaoyan added the [one drop of attributes, skill points] to the [will], and he had a goal in life, and he hoped that his willpower could keep up and become stronger.

After adding, your attributes are as follows:

[Strength: 55 (White +1)]

[Intelligence: 50 (White +5)]

[Dexterity: 55]

[Constitution: 44]

[Lucky: 233]

[Charm: 666]

[Perception: 12]

[Spirit: 33 (White +1)]

[Will: 11 (White +1)]

Whereas!

In addition, what makes the anti-inflammatory even happier is that the white cards and medals have accumulated to 11, that is, there is still one short.

It's 12 again, and you can exchange for treasures~

"Systematic bacteria, let's start the mission!!"

I can't wait now, and at the same time, I have a lot of grievances in my heart that I want to vent in another world.

In short, he wants to touch the European pie~

[Host, more than two weeks have passed, won't the host open the [Quest] to take a look?]

Anti-inflammatory patted the brain,, it's really...

Recently, his mind has been on Li Yayi, and he forgot about the [Dungeon Mission].

Quickly opened the [Quest Quest]——

"Huh, why are there 2 of them!!"

[Did the host forget?] [Quest Quest] can be accumulated, 1 time a week, half a month has passed since the last [Quest Quest] time, and naturally 2 chances (stamina) will be automatically generated. 】

[The world that the host has completed can be chosen by themselves, such as: "Naruto", "Old Nine Gates", "Death", "Inuyasha", "Splendid Weiyang", "Tokyo Ghoul", "Journey to the West", "Life in the Other World from Zero", "Descendants of the Sun", "Dry Girl Buried", etc. 】

Xiao Yan thought about it, he crossed the other world, just to vent.

There are many beauties, and where they can fight-

There is no doubt that there is no place to compare to "Naruto".

What?

"Journey to the West"!!

, the strongest transformation card at present is [Monkey King], and Monkey King is still being hung by the ancestors and Buddhas of all parties in the world of "Journey to the West~~

Anti-inflammatory traveled to "Journey to the West", not to vent, but to find abuse!!

"Dry Sister Buried" and "Old Nine Gates" and other small worlds, not to mention... One dozen anti-inflammatory is to destroy the world and destroy the earth, and his current ability to reduce inflammation is not to the extent that he can wantonly destroy the rules of another world.

"Life in the Otherworld from Zero" and "Inuyasha" are their own land, with their own people and younger brothers... How to fight??

There are a lot of Korean beauties in "Descendants of the Sun", but they can't be beaten~

After screening, there are only "Hokage" and "Death", there are many beautiful women, and they can vent in devastating fights-

Of course, in comparison, "Bleach has more rules", and there is still a gap between it and "Hokage"...

So!

Anti-inflammatory click "Naruto", so the physical strength of the 2 [Quest Missions] is used up once.

And just when Xiao Yan was waiting to enter the world of "Naruto", kill all sides, wake up to the power of the world, and get drunk and lying on the knees of beauties, a dialog box suddenly popped up on the system page.

[Due to an unknown element, the system is radiated, and a new [Dungeon Mission] is automatically generated.] Abbreviation, Map of Another World——]

[Excuse me, do you want to open it?" (It takes 1 stamina to open it)]

Anti-inflammatory blinked his eyes.

The reward of [Quest] is generally related to himself.

Like [One Drop Attributes.Skill Points]...

Like [A Surprise Treasure Box] and so on.

The system suddenly gave birth to a new map [Quest Quest], and the anti-inflammatory is still very curious, maybe there will be a new unknown treasure reward...

Although you will lose 1 physical strength (chance), this physical strength (chance) can be automatically generated once a week, and the total amount of maps (currently 12 times) is online.

Therefore, anti-inflammatory does not worry about wasting this time, and there will be no more next time.

Besides, [Quests] and [Hidden Quests] are both things that can be done or not done...

If the [Dungeon Mission] of the new map is too difficult, he can also choose not to do it... Big deal, come back and continue to do Naruto's [Quest].

After some calculations in my mind...

Anti-inflammatory: Click [Confirm] to generate a new map's [Dungeon Quest].

The new unknown world, to be honest, is still a little excited about anti-inflammatory-

But!

When the system prompted, he was directly stunned by the whole person to reduce inflammation...

[Congratulations to the host, you have successfully entered the [Dungeon Mission] of "Dating Battle", and have successfully transformed into [Rain Village Reiin].] 】

[The quest requires, learn to date ten female elves, and successfully conquer them... They are Irichi Origami, Honjo Erya, Tokizaki Kuzo, Shiitono, Gokawa Kotori, Hoshinomiya Roku, Seven Sins, Eight Dances Yakuya, Eight Dances Yuzune, Temptation Miku, and Night Sword God Toka. 】

[Every time the host conquers a sister paper as [Yumura Lingyin] and successfully dates, he will be rewarded with [One Drop of Attributes.Skill Points].] If you win all ten places, you will be rewarded with 10 [One Drop Attribute.Skill Points]. 】

[And, 1 sister paper 10,000 yuan.] Perfectly capture 10 sisters, a total of 100,000 yuan will be rewarded. 】

[At the same time, a mystery prize will be given - [A Surprise Treasure Box].] Note, this time open, there will be a different effect~!]

"~"

"Damn..."

"Damn—"

This [Dungeon Mission] is too exaggerated, isn't it???

This is typical of forcing me to learn [dating]!!

"This is the host to see that my technique of soaking Li Elegance is too vegetable, too low, so, the official provides ten sister papers for me to practice one by one???

It's just that I fancy the [Quest Quest] can be done or not, so I will use such a sharp, super, and perverted reward to seduce me to take the bait~~~

Good, good, it's powerful.

"Uncle System, you won-"

"Let's go through the transformation~"