Volume 11: Underwater Carnival (2)
Zhu Mengtian was really under the ferocious blow of the male mermaid who could knock the whale unconscious, superimposed on the reason that he was too tired to rest well recently, and was stimulated by the Zong brothers and sisters, so he fainted, and there was a big bag on his head, and everyone in the field team of the general office was very sympathetic - but sympathy is sympathy, and the opportunity to laugh at this guy will not be missed.
Compared with the general office of the field service group of the fair and honest public tourism, Zong Shaoxian and Zong Shaofeng are just on vacation, Zong Shaoxian is the future heir of the Zong family, his sister is also a rare talent, only twenty years old is already a fresh graduate of the Northwest Rena Spiritual Academy, recently passed the internship interview of the Spiritual Security Bureau, to carry out a one-year internship, the results can only be graduated after reaching excellent grades, in order to reward Zong Shaofeng, so Zong Shaoxian specially took a leave to take her to the underwater carnival to have a good time, I didn't expect to meet the general office field team plus Yan Miγ
"I'm going to ...... it" The Zong brothers and sisters booked a two-bedroom and one-hall underwater holiday house, and everyone in the field team of the General Office gathered in their living room, and Zong Shaofeng, who met for the first time, knew each other, Zong Shaofeng was excitedly asking the minister for an autograph, Zhu Mengtian, who was thrown aside, suddenly woke up with a groan, and when his eyes were half-open, he saw Derpy next to him, and muttered: "Derpy, am I asleep......?"
"Oh, what nightmare?" asked Zong Shaoxian behind his back.
"It's like dreaming of ......" Zhu Mengtian was just about to answer, when he suddenly realized something, the whole person froze, and turned back in slow motion, everyone could almost hear the sound of his bones clattering, and the bold Zhu Mengtian actually had a ghostly expression, and said bitterly: "...... Hey, Shaoxian, why are you here?"
"Brother Meng Tian~" Zong Shaofeng stuck his head out from behind Zong Shaoxian, and his tilted head was very cute, "Brother is here to accompany me to participate in the underwater carnival~"
"......" Zhu Mengtian was silent for a moment, rolled his eyes, and fell back very simply, it was simply a live performance in a fake coma.
As a result, the sister control professional Huzong Shaoxian punched him in the stomach, and said angrily: "Shaofeng greets you, what are you pretending to be dizzy?!"
Zhu Mengtian was almost beaten to the point that he vomited out of his overnight meal, so he had to give up his plan to pretend to be unconscious, and lay on the sofa covered with water and grass and said with a white face and extremely desolate: "Shaoxian, how can you bear to be so cruel to me? Are you sure that you are my bamboo horse, not my enemy?"
Zong Shaoxian was not moved at all, "Aren't you unwilling to be my brother-in-law, then you should be an enemy." β
Hearing this topic, Zhu Meng Tian instantly went crazy, "Haven't you given up that broken idea of Raushzi's engagement?!"
Zong Shaoxian said with disgust: "Do you think I really want you as a brother-in-law, if it weren't for Shaofeng's mouth, you dare to covet our Shaofeng, I would have cut you down in eight lifetimes." β
Zhu Meng Tian collapsed, "Then you will cut me!"
Zong Shaoxian was furious, "Do you think I don't dare?!"
I wish Meng Tian that the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, "I'm afraid that you won't be able to kill me!"
Zong Shaoxian rolled up his sleeves, "You come here, I promise that if I can't kill you, I won't be surnamed Zong." β
Zhu Mengtian instantly slid along the tail of the sofa, and swam away along the current, "You have the ability...... it, don't hit people in the face!"
Zong Shaofeng, who was discussed from beginning to end but had not been paid attention to by them: "......"
The members of the field team of the General Office, which was completely ignored by the unification, and Yan Mi: "......"
Zong Shaofeng looked at her eldest brother who was childishly fighting with Zhu Mengtian with complicated eyes, and then looked at Zhu Mengtian who was fierce but didn't dare to fight back at all, she didn't know what she thought, she looked at Zhu Mengtian's colleagues thoughtfully, and said slowly: "When I was interviewing in the V6 division, I heard a rumor that Brother Meng Tian confessed to my brother ......twice during the Chinese New Year."
Zong Shaoxian and Zhu Mengtian, who were fighting lively, froze for a moment: "......"
The corners of the general office's field service team twitched instantly, and Fei Rong said haha: "Is there such a thing? It must be a member of the department who is too boring to spread it casually, ha, it's unreliable when you hear it, how can that guy Meng Tiange be worthy of being the executive officer of the sect, haha......" Haha stopped halfway, because Fei Rong found that Zong Shaofeng's eyes were red.
"Brother Meng Tian......" Zong Shaofeng looked at Zhu Mengtian with teary eyes, and when everyone thought she was going to scold a few "scumbags", she suddenly realized: "No wonder you keep saying that you don't like me, it turns out that you love my brother!"
Rumors spread throughout the branches, but Zong Shaoxian, who was not noticed by the parties, instantly showed an expression that had been struck by lightning: "...... What the hell?!"
Zhu Meng Tian smashed himself to the ground with a "snap", and said in horror: "Eh, wait, Shaofeng, I can explain...... "When did he like Zong Shaoxian, the guy who always beat him up and beat him half to death!"
Zong Shaofeng stopped him and took a deep breath, "It's okay...... I...... I wish you and my brother happiness!"
After she finished speaking, she pushed the door and ran away, as if there was background music sounding - love is deep and rainy, how many buildings are in the smoke and rain, remember that you and I are nong, and the car is like a dragon......
Zhu Meng Tian was dumbfounded: "Wait...... Wait, I can explain it, hey......"
BGM continues - love is deep and rainy, the world is only in your eyes, it's not too late to meet, why hurry, tens of thousands of mountains and rivers......
This deep Qiong Yao breath is too ruthless, too ruthless, too unreasonable...... The field service team of the General Office was embarrassed, Lin Yingkong quickly pushed Di Bingqiao and Fei Rong, and asked the two of them to follow Zong Shaofeng to explain to her, this is one thing to watch a play, it really makes people misunderstand it - Zong Shaoxian will really kill Zhu Mengtian!
Seeing that Di Bingqiao and Fei Rong went to chase Zong Shaofeng, Zong Shaoxian, who had planned to go to find his sister, didn't chase after him, and turned his head and glared gloomily at Zhu Mengtian, who fell to the ground, "I remember what I said last time, if I hear any gossip that shouldn't be there, I promise I won't let you see the sun next year...... Now how are you going to explain it to me?"
"This ......" Zhu Mengtian tried to pretend to be dead.
"Less this and that, let's say, how are you going to die?"
ββ¦β¦ It's just a rumor, and the spread will stop after a few days, Shaoxian, are you really good at being so serious?"
"Hehe, the rumors have reached Shaofeng's ears, how can I explain to her if I don't kill you?!"
"Fuck, I didn't mean it at that time, okay! It's also to save your life in the clutches of Assistant Lin!
"Then do you still need to ask, it must be that Shaofeng is a hundred times more important than you!"
ββ¦β¦ Zong Shaoxian, come here, I will die with you. β
Derpy silently covered his face with one hand and couldn't bear to look at him directly, "You say, Brother Meng Tian, did he find that his tone was very much like a fool who eats sister-in-law's vinegar?"
Ding Youlan looked at the sky embarrassedly, "The executive officer of the sect was really ...... when he saw Meng Tiange Surprisingly lively. β
Lin Yingkong rolled his eyes elegantly, "How long are they going to play like they shout 'I'm going to kill you' but both of them are juggling like cats and dogs?"
E Jingbai spit out a word with a bored face: "Stupid." β
Yan Mi held a paralyzed face, "Praise." β
Members of the Field Service Team of the General Office: "......"
At this time, Feng Rong said very calmly: "Do you remember what we are here for?"
"Huh?" Derpy said tentatively, "Representing us at the Underwater Carnival?"
Feng Rong blinked slowly, "Then we have all arrived at the event location, and the room has been booked, what should we do first?"
Lin Yingkong looked at him, "We don't need to do anything at the opening ceremony...... Well, by the way, we seem to have said before we came here that we would go to sleep first......"
Feng Rong looked at them silently, "So, why are we here to watch them flirting?"
The field team of the "......" General Office suddenly looked sideways at Zhu Mengtian and Zong Shaoxian, who were fighting inexorably-the flirting and scolding that can be seen by the minister, can you two be a little more restrained, hey!?
However, in the state of being tired into a dog, no one has time to take care of this happy couple, and they have gone back to the house in two or two to fall asleep, they have been busy and crazy for the past two months, and they have been busy for a day, and they feel so sleepy that they have nothing to love, okay!
So after Zhu Meng Tian was beaten into a dog, Zong Shaoxian also got angry, and Zhu Meng Tian was dumbfounded when he saw the empty living room, "What about them, ministers?!"
Zong Shaoxian glanced at him, "I left eight hundred years ago." "It's stupid!
Zhu Meng Tian glared and muttered, "A group of unrighteous guys...... Eh, wait, they haven't told me my room number yet!" "Don't think he doesn't know that the place they are in now belongs to Zong Shaoxian and Zong Shaofeng!"
As a result, Zong Shaoxian sneered, "You have set up four rooms, one for two people, you can either sleep in the living room or sleep on the street...... Oh no, and during the Underwater Carnival, in order to prevent the sea tribes from accidentally eating the guests who came from afar, no creature can sleep on the street, by the way, because you are too late, so there are no empty houses in Mermaid Town. β
Zhu Mengtian's eyelids jumped, "The living room is...... Your living room here?"
Zong Shaoxian glanced at him with considerable disgust, "Why don't you go and squeeze with your colleagues......"
Zong Shaoxian's expression of not wanting to see him at all made Zhu Mengtian's eyelids twitch, so he simply climbed back to the sofa where he was lying just now, closed his eyes in a daze, and occupied the entire sofa, "Don't talk to me, I'm already dizzy." "Since you don't like me, I'll suffocate you, suffocate you, suffocate you!
At the moment of "......", Zong Shaoxian really wanted to tear off all the shells on the wall and smash him in the face, and smash ten or eight pits on that merry face - what kind of sin did he create to let himself be such a "brother-in-law" and childhood sweetheart!?
The Underwater Carnival, once every ten years, is a sea tribe from all walks of life - It is a feast for the creatures of the supernatural world bred by the ocean, and the sea tribes who have produced spiritual wisdom from all over the Three Realms will rush to the event site of the carnival during this time to have a thorough carnival party, regardless of race or food chain, the sea tribes during the carnival must live in harmony, with the opening of the supernatural world and the increase of exchange projects, this underwater carnival has also become a relatively grand festival in the Three Realms, and the creatures of other races will come to join in the fun, so every carnival, the sea tribes can make a lot of money, and they are looking forward to the next carnivalγ
It's just that before the underwater carnival, what the eight people in the field team of the General Office had to do was - uh, make up for sleep, and make up for the sleep of these two months at once.
Therefore, it is not surprising that they slept like this for more than ten or twenty hours, and in the end, everyone had to get up because they were too hungry, at this time, Yan Mi had already gone out with Zong Shaofeng for a long time, and the two of them had already made friends, as for Zong Shaoxian...... Uh, he was ordered by Zong Shaofeng to stay away from her temporarily, Zong Shaoxian thought that Zong Shaofeng was angry with him because of Zhu Mengtian's oolong confession, and he was in a hurry, but the culprit was still sleeping on the sofa and snoring, Zong Shaoxian was almost so angry that he woke him up with a fist.
Uh, it's actually not that I haven't tried it, it's just that Zhu Mengtian, who didn't wake up, was a little lethal, and after being pinched by Zong Shaoxian's shoulder and shook it a few times, he unconsciously "MUA" on Zong Shaoxian's cheek, coaxed a few words "Baby, don't make trouble", this is definitely a habitual action done to the little lover when he is usually romantic, and the Zong cabbage that is clean and good is so arched by a merry pig, and it is petrified in an instant, and after finally getting his reason back, Zong Shaoxian decided- He meowed, and when Meng Tian woke up, he must beat him to death, and no one wanted to stop him!
As for why Zhu Mengtian was not killed after waking up...... Well, don't worry about that kind of detail, XD.
The reason why the Spiritual Security Bureau wants to send representatives over is that although the Sea Clan will be responsible for order and security issues, but this kind of large-scale festival, the Spiritual Security Bureau must help maintain order, and the other is that the Spiritual Logistics Department, which is responsible for making money, in addition to making a lot of business here, also donated a large amount of sponsorship, and the Organizing Committee of the Underwater Carnival naturally invited them to come over to playβ¦β¦ Ahem, no, I came to interact with the Sea Clan for friendship and strengthen the foundation of pleasant cooperation between the two sides, so the field team of the General Office came to Mermaid Town, and the only thing to do was to take the "One Card" ticket of the Organizing Committee of the Underwater Carnival and experience the carnival world of the Sea Clan!
In fact, in the final analysis, it is a public-funded tour, shhh
"Minister, it's time to eat~" In the exquisite shell cottage with a luxurious configuration for two people, Lin Yingkong walked out of his own kitchen, holding two hot dishes and one soup in his hand, placing them on a small table carved from a coral reef, and shouted to change clothes in the room.
In fact, it stands to reason that when you come to the bottom of the sea, you should eat a luxurious seafood feast, but because the minister has a slight seafood allergy, although it doesn't matter if you eat a little, but you can't eat it every day, so Lin Yingkong brought a bunch of ingredients by himself, and rented a house that can cook by himself. Then again, they really haven't had their honeymoon yet!
Feng Rong changed his clothes and walked out, and at a glance he saw his assistant's rippling expression, and he knew that he was thinking about something strange again, and sat down to drink soup without being surprised, he has become more and more accustomed to this assistant and lover who has thrown away the white rabbit and the stable and mature image, to be honest, although there will be a sense of embarrassment every time I look at it, but the mood is still quite pleasant.
"Minister~" Sure enough, in less than a minute, Lin Yingkong leaned over and hugged his waist and was coquettish.
Feng Rong moved the soup in his hand a little away to avoid being touched by him, "What's wrong?"
Lin Yingkong was half-lying on him, and kissed his collarbone, "When can we go on our honeymoon~?"
His assistant always wanted to come out one at a time, but Feng Rong didn't react at once, "What honeymoon?"
"......" Lin Yingkong said sadly: "If you don't go back with me to see my family, don't you plan to give me even a honeymoon?"
Feng Rong finally understood what he meant, and wondered: "Shouldn't the honeymoon be after marriage?"
Lin Yingkong's eyes lit up, "Minister, when will you marry me?"
"......" Feng Rong laughed, "You are proposing marriage?"
Lin Yingkong immediately quit, "No, no, no, how can the marriage proposal be so simple, minister, you wait for me to be ready, this time it doesn't count!"
When Feng Rong heard him say "don't count", he was cold, and after listening to it again, he was helpless, "This kind of thing...... There's no need to exaggerate, right?"
"How can this work!" Lin Yingkong insisted unexpectedly, and sat up straight to look at him, "It's a once-in-a-lifetime thing, of course, it has to be carefully prepared!"
"What's ...... this" Feng Rong said so, but there was a little bit of intention in his heart, the supernatural world doesn't pay much attention to gender issues, marriage is a normal thing for same-sex couples, and for Feng Rong, who has lacked love since childhood...... It's really a very tempting word.
Lin Yingkong poked his head over to observe his expression, "What are you thinking, minister, aren't you thinking about how to refuse me, will you?"
ββ¦β¦ We'll talk about that then. Feng Rong said this, thinking in his heart, when the two of them went through the process of confession, it was in his sea of knowledge, and how sad the scene was at that time was not mentioned, so can the marriage proposal be made warm and sweet, and when I recall it in the future, I can't keep recalling the stupid things in the past......
The most important thing is that they are a couple, so they can't always let Lin Yingkong shave his head and be hot alone......