Volume 9: The Matchmaker Arrives (10)
E Jingbai really couldn't stand the kind of look that Yan Mi looked at, as if he would let him down if he said something heavy-no, in the eyes of others, he felt that he would be destroyed-so when E Jingbai reacted, this sentence had already blurted out uncontrollably, "What do I want Jiu Tianyu for?"
Yan Mi listened, tilted his head, and let out a calm "oh", as if he didn't care much about his answer.
E Jingbai, who was cold and violent again: "......" So why is he so anxious to appease this big corn?!
Who knew that Yan Mi turned around and turned to Jiu Tianyu in a blink of an eye, and said with a firm face: "He chose me." ”
Jiu Tianyu: "......", you are provoking!
Onlookers: "......" big news, big news, humanoid weapons are about to fall in love!!
And the crusading eyes of the members of the field service team of the General Office were collectively aimed at E Jingbai - you still dare to say that Yan Mi has nothing to do with you!
E Jingbai: "......" is he really innocent, okay!
"Yan Mi," Jiu Tianyu rolled up his sleeves, and the green tendons jumped and jumped, and he had the intention of fighting with him, "You are so forgetful, aren't you!"
Yan Mi thought seriously for a moment, and said solemnly: "I don't need to be angry with you. "Because Jiu Tianyu always cheats him.
But in this situation, even if Yan Mi told the truth, it was useless, Jiu Tianyu listened to it, and almost blew up his liver, and raised his hand to grab Yan Mi to the side to discuss the historical problem of heavy color and light friends, and the result was ......
"Bang ——!" Before Jiu Tianyu touched Yan Mi, he was hit by a punch to the opposite side of the conference table, knocking down a bunch of chairs, and scattering several pairs of "wild mandarin ducks", as soon as he landed, he got up with a grunt, clutched his chest in pain, and was so surprised that he didn't have time to be angry, "E Jingbai, what are you doing beating me?!"
E Jingbai shook the hand that turned into a dry claw, Yuan Yu Yuezhi blocked in front of Yan Mi, the corners of his eyes raised slightly, and his voice was like ice: "If you want to move Yan Mi, you have to ask me first." ”
Jiu Tianyu was silent for a moment, and then instantly became sad and angry, "Ask you a yarn! Labor and management want to say a few words to him, he is a crunchy human being, labor and management are demons, whether he recognizes it or not, he is still his sworn friend, why did labor and management beat him?! Didn't you still say that you had a good impression of me after being recruited, I think you want to take the opportunity to kill me, can you eat a little technical ——!when you are jealous?"
The last word "ah" echoed in the conference room, which was called an ecstasy, when E Jingbai, who had been a thousand-year-old zombie and only sucked blood and had no blood supply for all the years, made a move, the tall image collapsed, and the ice slag's face shattered, and his face was red to explode in an instant: "...... Ah, that...... I...... I'm sorry!"
It is said that the humanoid weapons of the field service group of the General Office are as cold as ice, it is said that the humanoid weapons of the field service group of the General Office are never expressionless, and it is said that the humanoid weapons of the field service group of the General Office are not full of joy and anger...... But to hell with the rumors at this moment, E Jingbai stood here, all the ice slag on his face was gone, and the three big words "good, lost, and face" were written on the red fruit, and the whole handsome face with sharp sword eyebrows turned red, as for the majesty of the humanoid weapon...... Hehe~da.
The crowd of onlookers collectively held their foreheads, and the people in the field service team of the General Office hid their faces one after another, feeling that they had no eyes to see - Comrade E Jingbai, it doesn't matter if you don't have emotional intelligence, but can you cover it up a little in public, and don't lose your IQ by the way!
Feng Rong thought gloomily, why did he think that Yan Mi, who always had a problem with his painting style......, could save E Jingbai?
In the silence of the audience, Yan Mi suddenly stretched out his hand, poked E Jingbai's face, and said bluntly: "Xiaobai, you will blush." ”
The whole audience, including E Jingbai, instantly knelt down for him-Little Ancestor, you are the culprit, can you not be so out of the state!?
“…… Yan Mi," E Jingbai silently swallowed a mouthful of blood, and said weakly: "Why don't you go and sit outside first?" I'll go to the seventh floor to buy corn juice for you." "All in all, don't fool me again!
"No," who knew that Yan Mi, who was usually a corn-hungry person, actually refused categorically, and his black eyes looked at him fixedly, as if he was looking at a negative person, "As soon as I leave, you will accompany him." ”
This "he" must be referring to Jiu Tianyu, E Jingbai didn't expect Yan Mi to detect what happened after he was hit - indeed, as soon as Yan Mi appeared, he didn't have the heart to think about Jiu Tianyu at all, but if Yan Mi left...... I guess the situation will repeat itself.
However, even so, Yan Mi's words and deeds are too easy to misunderstand, E Jingbai felt that he couldn't go in and out of the headquarters without covering his face, so he had to coax Yan Mi out of the conference room first, but as soon as Yan Mi walked to the door, he dragged him backhanded, and he dragged him out with E Jingbai, and the door of the conference room was closed with a "bang", and E Jingbai's stunned face echoed in the minds of everyone in the conference room for a long time......
Don't ask anything, they just want to know one thing, the Professor Yan who can even be dragged around casually, is he really a human being?
If E Jingbai heard their inner cries, it was estimated that he would be even more embarrassed - although it was strange that Yan Mi could move him around, it was also true that he was completely unprepared when Yan Mi came into contact with him!
In the conference room, No. 3's facial paralysis face - not facial paralysis was also forced to face paralysis - Feng Rong looked at everyone and asked coldly, "What happened just now?"
"......" The audience was silent, and then said in unison: "Nothing happened!"
Feng Rong: "......" The head of the law enforcement department has been reduced to the point of using threats, which is really sad.
Pei Xiu, who was watching the whole journey, left first under the pretext of having something, and Feng Rong squinted at him, suspecting that he wanted to go back to the office and laugh just to maintain his image, so he thought about it, it was so sad.
"Minister," Seeing that the eyes of his boss were becoming more and more dangerous, so as not to lose face and throw them into the Pacific Ocean, Zhu Meng Tian wisely wandered over to divert his attention, reported the names of the two people, and said, "The two of them said that they had an impression of the person in the picture, and they all saw it in the headquarters in the past two days." ”
Speaking of business, Feng Rong's attention was really diverted, "And then?"
Zhu Meng Tian spread his hands, "No." ”
Feng Rongmu grimaced: "......"
"Ahem, the minister is calm," Seeing that he was about to kill himself, Zhu Meng Tian complained in his heart that the minister was in a really bad mood when Assistant Lin was not there, and explained: "It's really no more, because they are all in a hurry to chase the person they suddenly 'fell in love' with." ”
"......" Feng Rong frowned, "So it could really be this person's hands and feet?"
"Eighty percent, a member of the department who doesn't know the head of the Spirit Logistics Department is wandering around the headquarters without seeing anyone, no matter how you look at it, there is a problem," Zhu Mengtian touched his chin, "But I can't think of why I can't find out his identity, our headquarters won't be imitated badge and fish in troubled waters." "There is still a possibility in the branch, the headquarters is open twenty-four hours a day with the soul detection formation laid out with the help of the lord of the fairy world, and if people who are not registered at the headquarters want to come in, they will be blown up directly.
Feng Rong also understood his thoughts, although the Spirit Logistics Department was responsible for the security work of the headquarters, but many of the specific implementations were done by the members of the Spirit Law Enforcement Department, and he believed in the defense capabilities of the headquarters, which could only prove that the other party was indeed a member of the Spiritual Security Bureau-but what was the point of him making this kind of prank?
"In addition, there is another thing that I don't know if it has anything to do with this," Zhu Meng Tiandao, "There are three people who said that they met a blonde and blue-eyed Westerner before they had a good impression of their opponent, because they were very good-looking, and the other party was good-looking, so they looked at them twice, and listening to their descriptions, it could be the same person, he seemed to be looking for something." "But there were so many people at the headquarters and more strange behaviors that they didn't think much about it at the time.
Feng Rong suddenly thought of what Pei Hugh had just said about the twelve pairs of people being divided into two phenomena, and he couldn't be sure that the culprits were really two people, so he asked Derpy, who had just come in from outside: "Is there any good news over there in Toronus?"
"No," Derpy shook his head, "Minister Toronus said he had mobilized the entire headquarters to keep an eye on him, but no one had been found. "Although there are many people in the headquarters, there are more places where people can be hidden, hundreds of floors that cannot be seen by the human eye, and there are various spatial formations superimposed, if you really make a big move, I am afraid that you will have to use the prohibition arranged here, and the entire headquarters will be scanned clearly, but unfortunately before it is determined that the other party is really harmful, there is no need to make people so panicked.
"It's not an option. Feng Rong frowned.
Zhu Mengtian's eyes rolled as soon as he could, and suddenly he smiled evilly: "The mountain is not me, I will go to the mountain, it is better for us to just lead the snake out of the hole~!"
Feng Ronghe Cheng Xiaoxiao looked at his expression, and suddenly had an ominous premonition - the little master of death was about to exert his ability to die again!
Although I wish Meng Tian to die, even if his idea is a bad idea, it is theoretically feasible, and his reason for this plan this time is even more sufficient, because these twelve pairs of people all had a good impression or crazy love for one of them when they met in pairs, quarreled with each other or "infighting", among them, only Qu Xiumian and Bu Mengsheng were recruited in the dormitory, E Jingbai and Jiu Tianyu were in the headquarters community restaurant, and the rest of the people were yin in the headquarters- Therefore, Zhu Mengtian judged that the people who started most of the time wandered around the headquarters, and when he saw a pair of people who didn't like each other, he would attack them!
In this case, without alarming too many people, the best way is, of course, to pretend to be an opponent who is arguing and deliberately lead the person behind to attack!
According to the general impression of the twelve pairs of people, a distribution map was drawn, and finally the field team of the General Office arranged the time of the operation after getting off work in the afternoon, and there will be a lot fewer people in the headquarters during this time, whether it is for them or the enemy, it is a more convenient time to start!
Then the question arises, which two people are going to do the bait?
It's not that the people in the field service team of the General Office don't have the spirit of sacrifice, but that the 12 pairs of people who were recruited are all well-known "enemies", the kind that tears apart when they can't meet each other, what is the well-known one? It means that if you ask anyone from the headquarters or their own department, you can know that these two are hostile, so the people in the field service team of the general office are a little unsure, and they don't know if the other party will find out their situation before starting, if it is debunked all of a sudden, it will be a surprise, so whether to directly ask someone to pretend, or to find someone who has a really hostile relationship to help, this is a relatively difficult question to decide.
As a result, before they could think about it, there was an accident in the headquarters again, and what was even more unfortunate was that it was their top boss who had an accident, White Tiger God Monarch Bai Congqiu.
When Feng Rong received the news from the people below urgently, he was still eating the meals packed from the headquarters canteen with Zhu Mengtian and them, while discussing who were suitable candidates for the battle, whether they were pretending to be or in real battle, and then Vania knocked on the door and came in, and the first thing she said was: "The Divine Monarch has fought with someone on the ninety-third floor." ”
"Fighting?" Feng Rong was stunned, Bai Congqiu said that he was the god of war, but he was usually a big white lazy cat according to She Xun's words, and he didn't want to go out at home, what kind of fight?
"Mo Feisong, the leader of the inspection team of the Spirit Inspectorate Department," Vaniya's expression was extremely strange, "the reason is that Mo Feisong covets his pet. ”
Bai Congqiu's pet? Isn't that She Xun who has just confirmed his identity as a supernumerary member of the Spiritual Security Bureau? Eh, wait, Mo Feisong's stereotypical personality will look down on She Xun's unruly and lawless demon clan? Just kidding!
Several people from the field service team of the General Office glanced at each other - yes, they haven't made a move yet, the other party has already taken the lead, and even the big boss of their Spirit Security Bureau has been planted!
Don't worry about any plans at this time, Feng Rong took the people of his field team and rushed directly to the ninety-third floor, and on the way, he also used his ministerial authority to temporarily close the entire ninety-third floor, no one is allowed to enter and exit at will, and Derpy immediately went to transfer people to secretly check the people there, the ninety-third floor is a leisure area, and there are really a lot of members who are mixed there during the break, and the amount of work is slightly larger- As for E Jingbai, uh, he hasn't seen anyone since he was dragged away by Yan Mi, looking at Yan Mi's posture of dragging people at that time, everyone in the field team of the General Office couldn't help but think crookedly, Yan Mi directly dragged E Jingbai to do it, or did it? Can't blame them for being too gloating, who made E Jingbai dishonest and refused to admit that he had any ambiguous relationship with Yan Mi!
As soon as they went up to the ninety-third floor, the members of the field service team of the General Office showed their identities and entered, and at a glance they saw a large group of onlookers forming a circle, and a large open space was vacant in the center, Bai Congqiu and Mo Feisong were playing in that open space, a white shadow and a gray shadow were all over the field, and their eyesight was so general that they couldn't even find their shadows.
As one of the four great divine beasts of ancient times, Bai Congqiu will not be mentioned, let's talk about this Mo Feisong, the person who can be on the bar with Bai Congqiu is naturally not an ordinary person, he was originally a famous Da Luo Jin Immortal in ancient times, but he fell because of a big war, and later reincarnated and rebuilt, which is half an immortal body, but he was impatient to go to the fairy world, so he stayed in the human world, and was recruited into the Spirit Security Bureau- It stands to reason that such a big man should not be uncommon to stay in the Spiritual Security Bureau, after all, no matter how good the welfare, this great god can't look down on him, but Mo Feisong has a particularly troublesome personality, old-fashioned and serious, and he is a proper old professor with rigid thinking in the human world, which is the kind of person who will cry out "the world is falling" when he sees students falling in love, although he looks very young......
The so-called patrol inspection is a patrol inspection, which is different from the patrol group of the Spiritual Law Enforcement Department, which is specially aimed at the internal members of the Spiritual Security Bureau, and has the right to inquire about everything from grooming to work attitude. That's right, this is equivalent to a discipline inspection, the Spiritual Security Bureau belongs to the supernatural world, this standard will definitely be relaxed, but that kind of monster into a human form without clothes and other behaviors must still be allowed, in a way, this is to restrain everyone's behavior to approach humans, don't be arrested by the police uncle as a snake spirit patient as soon as you go out, they are very embarrassed when they go to negotiate with the Ministry of Foreign Affairs!
However, it's useless to put the standard wide, and when I met Mo Feisong, he is the kind of character who even has to shout to stop people from wearing the badges of the members again, it's useless if you escape, people can hold you down with one finger, dare not listen? Tang monk-style chanting can make you want to take refuge in Buddhism and never go out again, he doesn't talk to you about strength, he reasoned with you! After a long time, Mo Feisong has an extra title of ghostly sorrow, and he can't tear off the top three of the list of the most terrifying people in the Spirit Security Bureau all year round, as long as he goes out to check, there will be thousands of mountains and birds flying in thousands of paths and people everywhere he passes, if it is too late to escape...... Amitabha, the indispensable part of the training to recruit new people from the headquarters of the Spiritual Security Bureau to the branch is to teach you how to perfectly organize your grooming and clothing in 30 seconds, so that you can instantly look like a dog even when you are wearing a beggar's outfit...... Ahem, no, people look human!
Therefore, Mo Feisong summed it up, he is a turtle hair, and he is still a turtle hair who is so powerful that you can't complain about his turtle hair!
So it's not a strange thing for Bai Congqiu and Mo Feisong to fight together, Mo Feisong is very dissatisfied with this director who always likes to skip work, and always wants to seize the opportunity to give him a "bitter" persuasion - if he can't persuade him, he will fight, so Feng Rong suspects that the so-called "coveting his pet" is just an excuse, Mo Feisong purely wants to find a reason to beat Bai Congqiu openly, right!?